Central Perk*
"Hey Phoebs, I just thought of something."
"What is it?"
"Vampires can't see themselves through mirros, right?"
"I don't know. I thought it was zombies who couldn't see themselves."
"No, I'm pretty sure it was vampires."
"Nope, it's totally zombies. If it were vampires, then how could they stay so clean and hot and handsome, huh?"
"No, but the zombies wouldn't really care about themselves because their brains are messed up."
"Yeah but that doesn't prove that vampires can't see themselves through mirrors."
"Ok how about we ask Chandler, he'll decide."
"Ok."
Chandler and Joey's*
"Hey Chandler!"
"Hey what's up?"
"Vampires can't see themselves, right?"
"What do you mean?"
"He means through mirrors, which would be ridiculous because how could they stay so pretty?"
"No but Phoebs, vampires aren't supposed to see themselves, it's like a rule or something."
"If it is, then it's a stupid rule."
"Chandler, can you please tell Phoebe that she's making no sense!"
"Choose your next words carefully, Bing."
"I-I think vampires c-can see themselves?"
"Hey, that's not fair! You threatened him!"
"Alright let's ask Rachel then."
"We can't. She's at her dad's remember?"
"Ok let's ask Monica."
"How about Ross?"
"No, not Ross. He's probably still recovering after that whole evolution fight we had. Which I won by the way."
"What?"
"Never mind. You wouldn't get it."
"No no, I can handle it. Tell me."
"Ok, we're going off topic. Let go to Monica's so she can settle this whole vampires can't see themselves nonsense"
Monica and Rachel's*
"Hey Mon, we need you to settle something."
"What is it now?"
"Joey says that vampires can't see themselves through mirrors while I think that that's stupid because they have to have some way of seeing their faces to stay so handsome. Who do you think is right, me or Joey?"
"Hey Mon, how you doin?"
"Hey, what are you doing!"
"What? You can threaten Chandler but I can't flirt with Monica?"
"Flirt all you want, Monica's never going to fall for that."
"All right, enough! You know what I think? I think I'm gonna die if somebody doesn't shut up and give me just 5 minutes of alone time!"
"..."
"..."
"Want to get pizza, Phoebs?"
"Oh yay, I'm starving!"
"Ok I know a new pizza place that just opened up down the street."
"Ok let's go, but you're paying."