Dear to whoever is reading, beware of the contents in this text for it contains the most intense, tear-jerking, drama-packed and adventurous description of how I became a god – literally! Now of course I will keep my identity classified even in writing for precautions purposes cause, duh. So, the only image you should keep in mind when wondering what my appearance is, just think of the freshest superior being to ever exist. (seriously don't be mean and make me look weird... I'm sensitive) It's actually pretty simple to explain how I exactly became what everyone wishes they could be. This could or could not be your typical freak of nature plot so why don't I just start from the beginning. See what I did there, clearly the kind of thing only a main character who outlives everyone aka a god would say.
*Warning: Logical explanation will not be provided because I say so. Again, I am a god :)*