Disclaimer: I don't own Sam & Cat.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Alondie McBrown, Cara Thompson III, Alex_WXZ_00, CindyAndersen, Kevin of York and Laura Marshall.
Sam, food and fun
Sam Puckett is horny.
Cat isn't home, So Sam decides to watch porn and masturbate.
"Okay, here we go." says Sam as plop down on the couch, pull down her sweatpants ( she wear no panties or boxers ) and switch on the TV.
Using 2 hot dogs as dildos, one in her pussy and one in her ass, Sam masturbate to a random porn-movie on FuckMe Network.
"Mmmm!" moans a horny Sam in a slutty voice.
It feels awesome for her.
"Fuck, yeah!" moans Sam.
Sam is oversexual and she love sex and porn very much.
"Holy shit, these hot dohs feel very close to real dicks!" moans Sam.
Right now it's been over 8 months since Sam got fucked by 2 guys at the same time.
And she miss stuff like that.
"Damn sexy!" moans Sam, fucking both her holes with the thick hot dogs.
This feels very erotic for Sam.
"Fuck!" moans Sam.
Sam feel her entire body charging up for a big orgasm.
She tries to hold back, not wanting to reach climax too early.
"Yeah! Nice!" moans Sam with a slutty smile.
It is not a secret that Sam is a very sexual girl.
And she herself is very aware of how sexy she is and has used that to her advantage many times.
22 minutes later.
"Holy fuckin' shit, yes!" moans Sam as she get a huge orgasm.
She squirt and fart at same time as part of the orgasm, making the hot dogs fly out from her pussy and ass.
"That was awesome." says a very happy Sam.
She pull her pants back on.
Despite what those 2 hot dogs has been part of, Sam grab them from the floor.
"La, la, la, la, sexy!" sings Sam as she drop the hot dogs and a couple splashes of butter into a pan and fry up those hot dogs, seriously intending to eat them, even though they were just used as dildos in her holes.
Sam is hardcore though and doesn't care and also she has eaten way creepier stuff in her life without any problems.
"Nice." says Sam.
Once the hot dogs are ready she put them in breads and eat them, along with a cup of black coffee, while watching TV.
This time it's just a regular movie, not porn.
"Awesome." says Sam, thinking the hot dogs taste perfect.
Most people would probably puke, knowing what does hot dogs has been used for.
Sam on the other hand doesn't even flinch for a single tiny second.
Instead she eat with joy.
"Fuck, yeah." says Sam, almost getting horny again.
3 hours later, Cat get home.
"Hi, kid." says Sam.
"Hi, Samantha." says Cat.
"So, did stuff go according to plans?" says Sam.
"It did." says Cat.
"Good." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Cat.
Cat is happy and so is Sam.
55 minutes later, they eat dinner.
Sam has cooked chicken and pasta.
It tastes very nice.
"Have ya done it with a guy yet, girl...?" says Sam.
"No." says Cat.
"Okay." says Sam.
"I really don't wanna do adult stuff with anyone." says Cat.
"Alright then." says Sam.
2 days later.
Sam once again masturbate with a hot dog in her pussy and another in her ass, while she watch porn on TV.
"Mmmm...cozy crap!" moans a very horny Sam.
It is clear that Sam is happy.
"Fuck, yeah! Hot dogs work damn great as dildos!" moans Sam, who really enjoy the way the hot dogs feel in her ass and pussy.
Sam is home alone, never doing stuff like this when Cat is home.
Why?
Because she know that Cat is afraid of sexuality.
"Sexy!" moans Sam, fucking herself hard with the 2 hot dogs, pretending that 2 men fuck her.
Doing this feels very good for Sam.
"Mmmm, fuckin' awesome!" moans Sam in a very slutty voice.
22 minutes later.
"Holy fuck, sooo damn sexy!" moans Sam as she get an orgasm.
And just like last time she squirt and fart at same time as part of the orgasm, making the hot dogs fly out from her pussy and ass.
"Wow! That was cozy, for sure." says Sam.
Unlike last time she throw away the hot dogs instead of eating them.
No specific reason why, she simply doesn't feel like eating them today.
"Okay. All done with that." says Sam as she put her baggy red leather pants and black boxers back on.
She drink some coffee.
"Alright." says Sam.
50 minutes later, Cat gets home.
"Did you and Jade have fun?" says Sam.
"Yeah, it was awesome." says a happy Cat.
"Good for ya, girl." says Sam.
"Awww! Thanks." says Cat, all cutie cute.
"Sure. Ya hungry?" says Sam.
"Yes, Sam." says Cat.
"Then I'll swing together something." says Sam.
Sam walk over to the kitchen area and starts to cook dinner.
Feeling in good mood, Sam begins to sing.
When the wave struck the shore, I was there at your side.
Along the beach we'd go for a ride.
Together forever, in freddom we'd be.
So damn happy, just you and me.
I remember the very first time we met.
You were there and made me get, so happy and relaxed as by magic it was.
Yes, that's real and true.
Never thought anyone could love someone as weird as myself.
Always would bake cakes white and red, for none than myself.
When I need helpt, you're loyal and there.
It's so good and sweet that you even do care.
How my ex just left be so far behind, to treat me like is no fair.
Somewhere, down by a beach.
You were nice.
Sit there with you during sunrise.
That is so good.
Sam's mom Pam love this song and it was written in the 60s by a woman named Laila McBone.
"Sweet song." says Cat.
"One of mom's old favorites." says Sam.
"Awww!" says Cat.
"Right, whatever..." says Sam.
54 minutes later, Sam and Cat eat dinner.
"Do ya own a dildo?" says Sam.
"What's a dildo, Sam?" says Cat confused.
"A sex toy." says Sam.
"I don't have that." says Cat.
"Okay, kid." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Cat.
2 weeks later.
"I went out and bought ya a lil' something." says Sam as she give Cat something wrapped in shiny pink / black paper.
"Thanks, Sam!" says Cat, who is childish and as such love to get gifts from her friends.
She unwrap it and a rod-shaped item made of pink rubber end up in her hand.
Cat is confused.
"What is this?" says Cat.
"A dildo. Since you don't have one I decided to get ya one. girl." says Sam.
"Uh...thanks, but I don't use these stuff." says Cat.
"Yeah, I'm aware. Though now you can. It's gonna be fun." says Sam.
"Okay. Guess me is old enough to try such things." says Cat.
"Trust me, you truly are of the age where a dildo is fine for ya." says Sam.
"Thanks, Sam." says Cat.
"Sure. No problem, lil' Cat." says Sam.
"Yay!" says a happy Cat.
"Right." says Sam, being happy also.
Sam drink some beer.
Cat drink tea and eat a cookie.
"Are you single?" says Cat.
"Hard question. In a way I am, but I sort of have a guy too. Guess both yes and no." says Sam.
"Okay...I'm single." says Cat.
"I figured." says Sam.
"Right." says Cat.
"No offense. You're my friend, Cat." says Sam.
"Thanks, Sam." says Cat with a cute smile.
"Yup." says Sam, all casual.
The next day, while cat is in school.
Once again, Sam masturbate with a hot dog in her pussy and another in her ass, while she watch porn on TV.
"Fuck, yeah!" moans a horny Sam.
It feels awesome for her.
"Holy shit, hot dogs feel very close to real dicks!" moans Sam.
She truly think that hot dogs are similar to real human dick.
"Mmmm!" moans Sam.
Sam is clearly horny right now.
Being horny is pretty normal for her, since she is a sexual girl.
"Fuck!" moans a happy and horny Sam, fucking herself with the hot dogs.
45 minutes later.
"Fuckin' awesome!" moans a very happy Sam as she get her orgasm.
Sam squirt and fart at same time as part of the orgasm, making the hot dogs fly out from her pussy and ass.
"Not bad. Sexy, for sure. Yup." says Sam.
She put her pants on.
"That was fun." says Sam.
She grab the hot dogs.
"Yup. Me is fuckable." says Sam as she drop the hot dogs and a couple splashes of butter into a pan and fry up those hot dogs, seriously intending to eat them, even though they were just used as dildos in her holes.
Sam is happy.
And she's already horny again, despite the fact that she just had an orgasm.
"Damn. Such a sexy babe I am." says Sam.
The End.