Inspired by Autistic-Grizzly's Assassination Classroom Heroics and by Season 5 of My Hero Academia getting me hyped for one of my favorite animes. Which also possesses one of the absolute worst fanbases in anime history, my god. The toxicity in the fanbase is soooooo bad, it's polluting the ocean. But anyways, for this series, I'm going to be taking two characters, not always from DC and Marvel comics, putting them together, and then slapping an Assassination Classroom or My Hero Academia character onto them. If you have a suggestion, feel free to say it in a review. With that being said, please enjoy the first installment of the Class of Heroes Series.
Disclaimer: I don't own My Hero Academia or Assassination Classroom. My Hero Academia is owned by Kohei Horikoshi and Shueisha. Assassination Classroom is owned by Yusei Matsui and Shueisha.
The city of Osaka. Commonly known as the Nation's Kitchen. Currently living within the city were the Shinsos. And the son, Hitoshi, was currently studying despite the early time. With messy purple hair hanging down to his shoulders, and dark eye bags under his eyes, one could tell that he hadn't got a lot of sleep the night before. His room was just as messy, with the exception of the top bunk of the room's bunk beds. There was someone sleeping soundly in the bottom bunk behind him. Their snoring was rather irritating to Hitoshi. So to drown it out, he had a pair of headphones on his head.
Hitoshi scratched out one last sentence before stretching. He yawned as he turned his chair to face the window. He crossed his legs and waited patiently. Eventually, a red-and-orange light shone, and the sun rose. Hitoshi watched the sun as he felt its warmth wash over him through the open window. After about ten minutes, and when the sun had risen well over the buildings, Hitoshi grabbed an empty cup and hurled it at the sleeper's head. They yelped with a snort as they shot up and banged their head against the bottom of Hitoshi's bunk and fell back with a grunt.
"Ow… Son of a b*tch." the figure cursed sleepily as he sat up more carefully. The figure had yellow hair with a black highlight, messed up from sleeping. He yawned and stretched, revealing a rather flabby stomach as his shirt rose up.
"F*ck Toshi, you couldn't have given me a few more minutes?" he groaned. Hitoshi scoffed as he took off his headphones.
"You missed the sunrise."
"F*ck the sunrise." his roommate grumbled as he rubbed his eyes.
"Denki Kaminari, you know that we have a field trip today, right?" Hitoshi reminded him.
"Yeah? School doesn't start until," Denki picked up the clock and squinted at it. "Uh… Six hours?"
"Four hours. Idiot." Hitoshi corrected.
"So…?"
"We take three hours to get ready, and it takes one hour to make it to school." Hitoshi said.
"Oh. Right." Denki yawned as he fell back into bed. His yellow phone hit his head, causing him to yelp again as he shot up before banging his head and falling down onto his bed.
"Would you stop doing that?!" Denki protested as he rolled out of bed and onto the floor. Hitoshi grabbed his foot and dragged him out. His mother leaned out her door, her messy purple hair falling down to her back with dark eye bags under her eyes like her son.
"Good morning boys." she said tiredly.
"Morning mom." Hitoshi said as he dragged Denki past her.
"Mrmphink Mithacho." Denki mumbled as he was dragged past her. She smiled at him before walking to the dining room. Hitoshi dragged Denki up to the bathroom and dropped him before going in himself. Denki grumbled before eventually standing up and swaying slightly as he waited for his roommate to finish showering. He leaned against the wall and started to doze off, drool beginning to leak out of his mouth.
Hitoshi eventually came out after an hour with a towel around his waist and walked past Denki. He gave the blonde a hard punch to wake him up. Denki grunted and walked tiredly inside. He took off his clothes and stepped into the bathtub. He grabbed the faucet to take his shower. Outside, Hitoshi had returned and was listening through the bathroom door with a cocky grin.
"Three… Two… One."
"AHHH! SON OF A B*TCH!" Denki yelled inside as he was sprayed with ice cold water. Hitoshi chuckled as he walked back to his room. He came out a few minutes later, dressed in a purple T-shirt, blue jeans, both crinkled, and a pair of purple socks. He made his way to the dining room, where his mother was cooking and knelt at the table, waiting for his food. Denki came in after a while, dressed in a yellow tracksuit and black track pants. He was scowling, but wide awake. Fortunately, Hitoshi wasn't so cruel as to use all the hot water.
"The water warm?" Hitoshi asked innocently.
"Shut up." Denki grumbled as he plopped down next to him.
"Don't fight boys. Breakfast is ready." Hitoshi's mother chided as she set down some plates. Fish, white rice, and miso soup.
"Thanks mom." Hitoshi said as he picked up his bowl of rice.
"Thanks Hisako-san." Denki said as he followed suit.
"Itadakimasu!" The two boys began eating their food quickly.
"Hey, how come I got less rice than you?" Denki complained as he saw that Hitoshi did have more.
"Because you're a few sandwiches short of fat." Hitoshi snapped as he shoveled more rice into his mouth.
"Hey now!" Denki protested.
"Boys, Jirou-chan will be here soon." Hisako scolded as she ate her own food. Denki and Hitoshi finished their rice and fish before slurping up their soup. They put the empty bowls down and put their hands together.
"Gochiso sama deshita!" they said simultaneously. They stood up and made their way to the bathroom again.
Inside, Hitoshi grabbed a bottle of gel and brushed his hair so that it stood up straight. He grabbed the bottle of mouthwash and filled his mouth with its contents. He swished it around before spitting it out into the sink. Next to him, Denki finished brushing his teeth before brushing his own hair.
"So Hitoshi, think I'll have any luck with the ladies today?" Denki smirked as he checked himself out in the mirror.
"No." Hitoshi said as he walked out. Denki sweatdropped at the blunt remark before walking out after him. Going back into their room, the two started getting ready for their field trip. Hitoshi shoved his notebook and pencil case into his bag and picked up his phone. Denki did the same and picked up his headphones and A50 Walkman. He plugged the headphones in and started playing a song.
"I don't care what you say man! I'm giving it my all!" Denki said.
"If you want to succeed in getting girls then lose the track suit, lose the flab, and stop listening to Megalovania and calling it the greatest piece of music." Hitoshi said as he pushed him aside.
"Come on, give me a break, it is!" Denki protested as he followed.
"It's one of the best video game OSTs. Not the best piece of music." Hitoshi said as they walked out.
"Boys! Take your bentos!" Hisako called from the kitchen. The two boys made a sharp turn and went into the kitchen, where they grabbed the cloth covered boxes.
"Thank you!" the two called before returning to walk to the door and put on their sneakers. When they opened it, a girl around their age was waiting. With dark purple chin-length hair, she was dressed in a black vest, salmon-colored shirt, black pants, and boots. She was also listening to music on her phone, with earphones rather than headphones.
"Yo Jirou!" Denki greeted.
"Denki thinks he can get some of the girls."
"What, with his tracksuit, the flab, and Megalovania playing on your Walkman?" Jirou laughed.
"Come on you two, give me a break!" Denki protested.
"Come on, let's go to the Science Museum." Jirou said as she walked ahead of the boys. The two followed her, Denki still protesting.
-Line Break-
"Ah, high school. Truly, the paradise of our childhood." Denki said dryly as he and his friends walked up to their school. Denki yelped as he was suddenly shoved and fell down.
"Oh, sorry there. You're such a big loser I couldn't help but bump into you." a blond teen with a cocky grin and combed hair laughed.
"Back off Monoma." Jirou snapped as she stepped in between the two. Monoma was a rich kid, with fancy clothes, fancy bags, fancy everything. Denki could even smell the fancy cologne the other blond was wearing. His wealth made him completely intolerable.
"I said sorry didn't I? Did his idiocy rub off onto you?" Monoma smirked as he walked away.
"*sshole." Denki said as he put his hand on his knee.
"I swear, he got way, way worse over the past couple of years since Kendo left for China." Jirou griped as she helped her friend up.
"It's too bad. Let's go. It wouldn't do if we were to be late." Hitoshi said. The other two nodded and walked to class. As they walked, Denki couldn't help but imagine getting revenge on Monoma.
'Maybe I can set a trap that rips that rich boy shirt off. Really live up to his title of Flash.' Denki thought venomously.
"Hey, did you hear the recent news about the superhero in Kyoto?" Jirou asked as she looked over her phone. Denki perked up and pulled off his headphones.
"Shazam?" he said excitedly as he crowded her. Jirou yelped and shoved him into the wall.
"Ow. Sorry." Denki grunted as he rubbed his shoulder.
"I'll just send you the link." Jirou said as she turned away from Denki. His phone pinged and the blond was quick to pull it out.
"Let's see here… Woah, Shazam is really awesome!"
"What did he do this time?" Hitoshi asked as he and his friends walked into their filled classroom.
"Apparently there was a car crash in Tokyo. There was fire and wreckage everywhere! And boom, Shazam came in and saved everyone! Even healed some of them with his lightning somehow!" Denki exclaimed as he sat down in his seat.
"Looks like he couldn't heal everyone completely though. I guess he's not omnipotent." Jirou said.
"Who cares?! He saved thirty people in just a few minutes! Man, Shazam is awesome! Especially when he's smacking around the thugs in Tokyo." Denki insisted.
"Quiet down everyone!" their teacher said as she came in. The students took a while, but finally calmed down enough to listen to her.
"Good. Now, ohayo gozaimasu!" she greeted the class properly.
"Ohayo gozaimasu Kayama-Sensei." the class greeted her back.
"Everyone, let's go out to the front gate. There's a bus waiting for us there." Kayama-Sensei instructed. The class stood up and trailed outside.
"On we go, to Boredom Nation." Hitoshi said boredly.
"All aboard the Snore Train. Destination, boring-ass Science Museum! Choo choo!" Denki sniggered.
"Don't be so sure." Jirou reprimanded.
"What do you mean?" Denki looked at her confusedly.
"We're not going to a boring-ass Science Museum, we're going to a presentation for Hatsume Industries." Jirou revealed.
"What?" Denki's confused face didn't change.
"What?!" Hitoshi gaped as his mouth hung open.
"Didn't you two stooges pay any attention to Kayama-sensei's actual announcements?" Jirou sighed as she rubbed her face.
"What's Hatsume Industries?" Denki asked as he looked between them. Jirou and Hitoshi slapped their faces.
"Not much, only the richest company in the world." Hitoshi said.
"Oh. Sweet."
"They're responsible for making high-tech weapons." Hitoshi added.
"Nice."
"They upgraded 70% of the medical equipment in all the hospitals in Japan." Hitoshi continued.
"Cool."
"They also made the last group of smartphones which completely dominated the market."
"Uh huh."
"They made the cool motorcycle you saw in the movie last week."
"Seriously?!" Jirou slapped the back of Denki's head.
"Out of all that, that's what you're impressed by?!"
-Line Break-
A single man dressed in a gray uniform walked up to the building in front of him. He looked up to the building before pulling his hat down his face further. He didn't notice a black and red spider on his hat as he walked inside. An hour later, and came along a bus, heading on towards the science museum carrying the class with Denki and his friends. Denki had fallen asleep, snoring away as music played on his headphones. Jirou sighed and shook her head at him.
"This guy."
"I stayed up the entire night, why is he the one sleeping?" Hitoshi said boredly as he looked at the article on Denki's phone.
"That Shazam guy… where did he come from?" Jirou wondered.
"Beats me. He's been around for a few months now. He's been helping out all over the world. Though it's pretty obvious that he lives in Kyoto, given how he's been most seen there." Hitoshi said.
"True." Jirou said as she looked over Hitoshi's shoulder.
"Gotta say, the fact that he has a superhero suit is kinda cringe."
"At least it looks cool. He kinda looks like a lightning samurai, with cloth clothing instead of armor." Jirou said.
"The cape is a miss though."
"Yeah, cape's a miss."
"Hey, I think we should wake Denki up. It looks like we're almost there." Hitoshi said. Jirou looked up to see the bus pulling into a parking lot in front of a large building. Jirou grabbed her notebook and slapped Denki across the face, making him snort. The blond stretched and groaned.
"Ugh, are we there yet?"
"Yep." Jirou nodded before pulling Denki out of his seat.
"Ow, ow, ow." Denki yelped as her fingers pulled his skin.
"Sorry." Jirou loosened her grip, and the three walked out.
"Man, I'm hungry." Denki groaned as he rubbed his stomach.
"You eat too much Denki." Hitoshi said.
"I don't eat that much!"
"Kaminari, you're one bowl of ramen away from fat." Jirou teased.
"S'not my fault Hisako makes good food." Denki grumbled. Jirou opened her mouth, only to close it.
"Good point." She admitted.
'He gets away from a jab with a compliment for my mom? Smart.' Hitoshi thought. The three continued to walk among their class as Denki yawned again.
"You're not interested in this at all." Jirou deadpanned.
"I'm interested, I'm interested." Denki said half-heartedly.
"Well I'm definitely interested. I don't know how you can make high-tech weapons and pieces of technology boring." Hitoshi said.
-Line Break-
"And here, we have…" the, admittedly, pretty female employee droned on. Unfortunately, her looks just aren't enough to keep Denki's attention, as it was pretty obvious to even him that she's not interested.
"Man, there's a lot of high tech weapons here, and she made me bored of every single one." Hitoshi grumbled. He received a yawn and a grunt in return. A yawn from the sleepy and bored Denki, and a grunt from Jirou, who was playing music on her phone again.
"Now, these weapons are incredibly dangerous. I would like to repeat what I said earlier in this tour. Do not, under any condition, touch any of these weapons." the employee warned again.
"What's that guy doing then?" Monoma said as he pointed. The employee whipped around to spot a man in a janitor uniform reaching towards the weapons.
"Stop!" she snapped. The man froze and retracted his hand.
"Sorry, sorry. Sheesh, can't a janitor do his job?" he grumbled as he grabbed the handle of a mop nearby him. No one noticed the spider crawling down the mop and onto the bucket next to him.
"Don't you know that all staff were told to not allow janitorial work today? It gets in the way of the tour." the employee said, her bored behavior having disappeared.
"Looks like this won't be completely boring." Denki whispered to Hitoshi, who nodded as Jirou took out her earphones.
"I'm new. What do you want from me?" the man grumbled.
"We gave the order this morning. And I don't recall my husband ever hiring someone recently." the employee said.
"That woman, Horibe? She must have some connections higher up the company food chain." Hitoshi realized. Denki didn't pay attention as he continued to look at this spectacle. The janitor stilled before sighing.
"The boss is going to kill me." he said before whipping out a gun.
"Security!" the employee screeched as she dove for the ground. The students all yelped as they scattered. Several men in uniforms and ballistic shields holding batons rushed over. Denki watched as the gun flashed a couple times with popping noises as he was dragged away. The guards grunted as something bounced off their shields but continued their charge as the janitor tossed away the gun and kicked the bucket away.
"This place takes security seriously!" Denki commented as he and his friends hid behind a display platform.
"HighThe janitor snapped the top of the mop off and twirled the handle around like a staff.
The first security guard took a swing, but the fraud knocked it to the side and pushed the shield away. He smashed the handle onto the side of the guard's head and knocked him away. The second guard tried their own attack, only to be thrown over his head. The third one swung a powerful swing and broke the handle in half. The janitor used the two halves to smack him around several times before knocking the guard off his feet with a powerful kick. The fourth guard tossed away the shield as the janitor threw the sticks away. The fourth guard put up a better fight as she fought the longest out of them. Though, to be honest, it wasn't a good fight. The fourth guard was swinging wildly, but the janitor had his hands behind his back as he easily dodged the swings before parrying the last and knocking her off her feet with a kick. He turned around.
"Hand over the weapons. Or else." he grabbed a nearby student and dragged her over to his gun as she kicked and screamed. Denki narrowed his eyes before running towards one of the batons that landed near him, despite his friend's attempts to stop him.
"Hey! Let her go!" Denki called as he lifted up the baton. The janitor looked at him with his gun pressed against his classmate's head before laughing at him.
"And what are you going to do?"
"Hrah!" Denki yelled as he hurled the baton at the janitor. The employee, his friends, his classmates, the janitor, the teacher, all watched as the baton hurtled through the air, soaring far away from him. The room was silent.
"You want to try again kid?" the janitor said dryly. Denki's face turned red as he picked up another baton and hurled it again. This time, the janitor simply knocked it away.
"Give it up kid. You can't do anything." he warned.
"Damn it!" Denki cursed as he ran at him, only to get tackled by Hitoshi as he slammed him into the ground.
"Don't do it moron! He has a gun! You're lucky he didn't shoot you already!" Hitoshi scolded as he pushed Denki's head against the ground.
"That's right kid. Don't push your luck. Wait for someone who's actually capable of helping out." the janitor warned.
"I don't know. I'd say he helped out plenty." a new voice said. The janitor turned around and froze. Hitoshi's grip loosened just enough for Denki to turn his head, and he froze at well. A tall man wearing a white hooded cape, and a blue ninja outfit, with a lightning bolt symbol on his chest. Denki took in a sharp breath.
"It's Shazam!" he said. Shazam floated towards the janitor, but he quickly pointed the pistol towards his hostage.
"The higher ups told me about you! You want her to die?!" he snapped. Shazam looked at him with a serious face.
"You shoot her, I'll shoot you." he threatened as he held a finger up. Sparks of electricity streamed from the tip, bouncing over the ground. The janitor shook.
"B… bring it on!" he yelled as he pulled the trigger. A boom shook the building as the class screamed and ducked. A few seconds passed, and Denki opened his right eye, before opening them both. Shazam was standing in front of the janitor, his hand on the pistol and holding it upwards. A tiny hole was in the drywall ceiling, letting down a small amount of dust. Shazam yanked the pistol out of the janitor's hand and crushed it before grabbing him by the shirt.
"Want to keep going?" Shazam challenged as he held up his other hand, charging up some electricity in his palm. The janitor gulped before shaking his head.
'There's only so much I can do against Shazam of all people.' he thought. Shazam looked at the hostage he had freed when he redirected the bullet.
"Are you okay?" he asked. She nodded wordlessly. Shazam nodded and looked at Denki, who froze up. The superhero used his lightning to create some electric bonds and secured the fraud, dropping him on the ground before walking over to the two. The two quickly got to their feet.
"Are you two okay?" Shazam asked kindly.
"O-o-o-oh! Y-y-y-yeah! Yeah, we are!" Denki stammered as he shook Shazam. Shazam smiled in relief.
"Good." his face became stern though. "It was reckless of you to do that. You could've been shot."
"Well… I couldn't just sit at the side." Denki said sheepishly.
"Well, you did manage to distract him, even if by luck, and you didn't get shot. So, good job." Shazam said as he gave Denki a pat on the shoulder. Denki's eyes widened and he was trembling in absolute fanboy mode. Shazam turned to Hitoshi, who tensed up.
"It was a good decision to stop him before he did something too reckless." the superhero said.
"...Why didn't you stop Denki before he threw the first baton?" Hitoshi questioned with a small glare. Denki elbowed his friend, but Shazam simply blinked.
"Excuse me, what?"
"You… didn't see him throw some batons at the guy?" Hitoshi questioned. Shazam shook his head.
"I arrived when he attempted to tackle the man. You're telling me he attempted to fight him before that?" Hitoshi nodded in response. Shazam looked at Denki.
"You're too reckless. But I have to admire your luck." Shazam said.
"Th-thanks." Denki said bashfully as he scratched the back of his head. Shazam looked at the fake janitor.
"Putting that aside, you shouldn't put yourself in danger like that next time." Shazam said.
"Uh, I'll try." Denki said bashfully. Shazam grabbed the fake janitor and lifted him onto his shoulder. He looked over to the employee.
"Are you the one who gave me a call?"
"Yes. Thank you for coming." she said.
"No problem." Shazam nodded as he flew up and out an open window. Denki stared at the open window silently.
"You good man?" Hitoshi asked as he shook him slightly.
"I… am awesome!" Denki suddenly said as he seized Hitoshi and began shaking him in excitement. Hitoshi yelped as he was tossed back and forth.
"I got to meet Shazam! And he gave me a compliment! This is the best day in my life!" Denki yelled as he continued to shake Hitoshi. So excited was he, he didn't notice an angry Jirou stomping up to him until she raised a textbook high above her head and slammed it down onto his blonde hair. Denki grunted and face planted as he was knocked out.
"This absolute dunce! What was he thinking? Going up against an armed criminal!" she griped as she kicked Denki's unconscious body, earning a grunt.
"Well, I believe this is a very good time to end this tour." Kayama-Sensei said nervously as she pulled some students out of hiding.
"Yes yes, my apologies. Uh, please come again, hopefully when we have better security." the Horibe said as she sort of shooed some of the kids out. Jirou and Hitoshi each grabbed one of Denki's legs and began dragging him out. Hitoshi looked out the corner of his eye, slightly bemused as Jirou continued to rant under her breath. Neither noticed a slightly scorched spider crawling along the floor, dazed before managing to latch onto Denki's clothes.
Alright, that there was the first chapter of the Class of Heroes continuity. This isn't a premiere chapter that will be put into hiatus until it reaches a certain amount of votes. I bet you readers can easily tell which hero Denki is going to be. I'm not being subtle with him at all. As per the usual, leave a review. Azure out!