Kenta hated kids. Plain and simple, straight to the point. He hated children, they were loud, annoying and they liked to climb onto his La-Z boy. Naturally he was talking about his own kids from some woman he slept with a few years ago. She came to him with the blood test and demanded child support, so he took custody of the brats after taking her to court. The woman owed him child support now in exchange. The Dragon wouldn't be scammed out of his own hard earned cash! Thankfully, he had plenty of free time when Kenta wasn't fighting the gaijin that call themselves the Protectorate or Empire. Investing in stocks was always smart, as well as investing in real estate were Kenta's favorite pastime.
That's right, he was a legitimate businessman. Half of the Asian restaurants in the city belonged to him, with the other half paying protection money. Surprisingly, they made more money than his whores and drug dealers. The gaijins seemed to enjoy their kung pao chicken, sushi and kimchi fried rice. Gaijins had no culture to speak up with their bland foods, so of course Kenta's people had the superior culture!
The one who called himself Kaiser was an idiot of course. He outnumbered Kenta when it came to capes, but their battles often ended with Kenta victorious, unless Purity decided to show up. Even then, the most that Kenta allowed them was a draw. They were simply entertainment so Kenta wouldn't die of boredom at home. The gaijins were simply bugs waiting to be crushed under Kenta's designer shoes.
Speaking of bugs, the roaches that called themselves the Undersiders had decided to rob Kenta's favorite sushi bar. They stole from the Dragon, and they would pay for this. One of his many informants had come to Kenta, saying that the Underpests were somewhere in the Docks.
Lee would be taking care of the kids tonight. Kenta would be busy getting his hands dirty. With the snap of his fingers, a dozen or so of his boyz gathered around him.
"Let's go." Kenta grumbled as they filed outside of the building they had gathered in. Those thieves must have some balls to come back to the Docks after what they did to him. Sushi Sunday was going to be canceled until the bar was done with its repairs. Hopefully it would be done by the time he got back from recruiting that one tinker that triggered.
"If you see the children, just shoot. I don't care if you aim, just shoot. You see one lying on the ground? Shoot the little bitch twice just to be sure. We give them no chances to be clever, understand?" Kenta said. The boyz nodded or mumbled their responses. A few of them lit their cigarettes, not that Kenta cared.
They managed to walk halfway down the street when a figure walked out of an alleyway. Narrowing his eyes, Kenta had to hold back a laugh. It was some cape with a horrible sense of fashion, and this was coming from the guy who walked around shirtless.
Dressed in ugly black combat boots, a puffy mini skirt with black stockings, the cape had dyed her hair an ugly purple with a leather jacket that clashed against her yellow shirt. The cape wore a mask that covered the lower half of her face, with two purple trapezoids on their side. In all honesty, she looked ridiculous.
"Halt Villain!" The skinny thing said, placing her hand into a stop motion. The boyz immediately pulled out their guns and aimed at the cape. Raising a hand slowly, Kenta motioned them to lower their weapons. The girl was either extremely brave, or extremely foolish. Probably a little suicidal too.
"Who are you?" Kenta glared through his metal mask at the girl. He would give her a quick death, it had been a while since someone stood up to him.
Without a flinch, the cape struck a ridiculous pose that looked like it came straight out of those old animes Kenta would watch as a child, before Leviathan, before Daiichi.
"You can call me, Army." She said with confidence. That was the worst name Kenta had ever heard of. That made Chubster look like a genius when it came to names. Striking another pose, Army pointed her index finger at Kenta. "And I challenge you to a dance battle!"
"Hehehe." Was she serious? Her eyes seemed so. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Kenta erupted into full on laughter. The boyz nervously laughed along as Army looked at them confused. Wiping a tear from his eye through the opening in his mask, Kenta gave a satisfied sigh. He hadn't laughed like that in years.
"Wait, you're serious?"
Army nodded repeatedly. Hm, very well. Kenta would humor the girl. Grabbing one of the boyz behind him, Kenta pushed him towards the cape.
"B-Boss?" He looked up at Kenta's magnificent body.
"Dance."
"B-But-"
"Dance." Kenta glared at him. What was his name again? Oh yeah, it was Pai-Han, some refugee who escaped Taiwan before the Yangbang invaded. Kenta always took care of his people, no matter what type of Asian they were. Pointing at six other boyz, he pointed his thumb at Pai-Han. "Dance." The six slowly walked over to Pai-Han, discomfort written all over their faces.
"Yaaay! Since you brought in help, I will too!" Army struck another pose, and snapped her fingers. Suddenly, a bright purple door appeared in the middle of the poorly lit street. The door was composed of two trapezoids, matching the symbol that was on the girl's mask.
Fog slowly started forming around them, and the door opened. Army obviously wasn't a threatening Kenta as he hasn't even started growing yet. On the other side of the door, seven figures appeared and they walked out dramatically.
Kenta's eyes widened. Seven Asian had walked through the door, and took their position across from Kenta's boyz. They were hot as hell, with several of them having brightly colored hair that was neatly styled.
"Presenting, the world's biggest boy band, BTS!" Army declared as she threw some confetti in the air. They all turned to Army and bowed their heads slightly with smiles on their gorgeous faces. .
"감사합니다 누나." (1) Wait, they were Korean? Kenta had met a few throughout his travels. Army gave them a thumbs up, and they went to their starting position. Then, the one that had silver hair with ripped jeans and a buttoned up shirt turned his head towards Kenta's boyz with a piece of paper in his hand. .
"불타오르네~" His deep and manly voice said, a complete contrast from his appearance. The dance battle has begun!
"FIREEEEEEEEEEE!" All seven immediately began their dance while singing, and Kenta's eyes widened again in shock.
Where did the fire raging around them come from?
A/N
1. Thank you sister!
2. Burning up
I'm finally done with the first chapter. I'm expecting a lot of hate, but this is going to be fun to write. I like writing stories that most people wouldn't expect. I wrote a Worm x Hamilton crossover after all.