I didn't know space soccer 2 ended but it just did and now there cowboys loose uhoh.
Knee-ball guy threw out his brain a week ago so he kicked a guy off his motorcycle and went as fast as he could.
after crusing for an hour the gas ran out so he was forced to stop and got mad. But then looking up he realized he somehow still had the hat on.
Trying to take it off failed and then he saw superglue in his pocket.
oops.
Because he was brain-dead he walked up to this random guy's house and yelled "YEEHAW"
this guy was from texas.
Even if this was Japan the whole house had the texan flag on literally everything.
There is no way this guy could have afforded this legally and knee-ball guy knew this.
"ya'll want icecubes" he said even if only two people were there.
Knee-ball guy accepted the icecubes and started to chew on them, which caused like 5 dentists to die at the same time. He left after the house filled up with country albums because he had tastes.
He needed to get the hat off so he didn't have to hear country music again.
While trying to find a comical way to get somewhere else he thought about supergluing his ears shut so he never had to hear that cursed junk again, but then he wouldn't be able to hear anything else and would be shunned from rhythm society and die eventually.
He made his way to the local convience store because they probably had some magic cleaner that would fix this.
"Welcom- er, Yeehaw partner!" the clerk who was actually that one glass tapper said.
He hid in face in shame as the store dj slowly grabbed the country music.
Knee-ball guy ran at like 12 miles because he was terrfied of what just happened. Before he could even start to question what was happening he bumped into the rest of the space kickers.
"why do you still have the hat on its been an hour and a half"
After standing there for a moment he said it straight with "I superglued it on and I'm with it for the rest of my life."
"oh ok bye"
Once again alone, Knee-ball guy wanted some more icecubes. He couldn't go back to either places, so the next logical thing is to go to alaska and harvest all the ice they had. After taking his life savings he bought all buckets that exist and piled them onto his hat.
A good taxi driver can drive on water, and this sure was one. Would have deserved a tip, but then that tip could also get one more bucket and he really needed more ice.
When he arrived to Alaska, he didn't have to do anything. The buckets filled and then he froze to death.
the end XD