Just so you know I didn't really like how the Loud house starts season 5 and on what was supposed to be a new chapter that involved the Louds aging up no less! So I decided to try my hand at rewriting this episode to see if I can't make it more like what we could have gotten I hope you enjoy
In the Loud family household, Lincoln loud in his bedroom has just finished dressing up in his usual attire, as well as sporting a look of pride on his face, tells the readers that starting today in the Loud house major changes are happening.
Looking at the readers .he asks "you're probably wondering why that is? Well for me, it's my first day of middle school. But your probably wondering about big changes for the rest of the family, well..."
Opening the door to the hallway, the readers are treated to the usual chaos we have come to expect from the Loud house, whether it's an explosion from Lisa and Lily's bedroom, the twins arguing about something in another room, or Luna practicing a few notes out in the hall before starting the day.
"But don't get too used to this," says Lincoln, explaining "because I'm not the only one moving up in the world, my little sister Lily is starting her first day of preschool today, mom and dad spent a whole month potty training her for this day."
Lincoln as well as the siblings out in the hall are suddenly greeted by the sound of loud struggling. It was coming from the room on the left side of the bathroom
Inside the said bedroom, we pan over to the person who was struggling which happened to be Lori the oldest of the Loud sisters, attempting to close a suitcase that's filled with clothing for her it is quite a struggle.
Once she completely closed up her suitcase, she lays on the bed for a brief moment. Four seconds afterward Leni the second oldest of the Loud family, walks over to Lori asking her if she packed everything she needed, to which Lori responds "yes Leni literally all my clothes are packed."
"Did you pack all your best clothes, what your cd's, accessories, how about-" asks Leni frantically in the hopes that her older sister did not forget anything important, which Lori responds by calmly explaining "Leni, I'll only be gone until Christmas don't worry, I have everything I need."
Lincoln still in front of the doorway, continues to explain "you heard right, Lori is headed off to college today, so now that's one less sister living here...At least until the holidays" shrugging afterward, before he attempts the staircase.
Just then something or in Lincoln's case someone from out of nowhere pounces the white-haired boy before pinning him to the floor that person being his fifth eldest sister Lynn after managing to hold her brother in place by his arms she says " thought you could get away with speeding didn't you well not with official Hall Monitor Lynn on the job."
Lincoln looking back at the readers, says "that's right Lynn got a position as a hall monitor, how she got it is a mystery" Lynn after hearing this replies "I thought we talked about it, didn't I tell you, principal, Ramirez gave me that title after leading our team to victory" Lincoln looks at Lynn and replies "right can you get off now?"
Lynn proudly responds with "nice try, give me one good reason why I should?" Lincoln cleverly replies with "don't you need your energy for school, you know when you start being an actual monitor?" Lynn stops to think before she replies "you got a point Stinkin" thus releasing the younger brother from her grip.
"Don't think I'll go easy on you when we get to school though" Lynn warned, explaining "how I treat you and our sisters here is nothing compared to how middle school treats kids, try not to get eaten alive" afterward, she starts looking around the hall asking herself "now where did I put my skates?"
"Why do you need skates again" wonders Lincoln, which Lynn explains "in case I get into a hallway chase at school on the job, you never know when one might happen" then as if on cue, Luan is seen coming out of the bathroom and is seen standing on one foot as she slid across the hall, to Lynn's surprise she was actually wearing the roller skates she was looking for, announcing "look at me I'm on a roll hahaha get it?" Annoying the siblings she passes by.
Lynn in annoyance attempts to go after the comedian when she passes by, while Lincoln talks to the readers while he explains "Now granted most kids would be nervous when starting their first day of the new school, but not this guy because I won't be going alone some of my friends will be there, it also helps if you happen to be a man with the plan like yours truly."
"KIDS BREAKFAST!" Calls a voice from downstairs, all the loud kids (minus the two eldest sisters who were the first downstairs) start forming a giant dust cloud to frantically run downstairs while in the middle of once again a battle of nine to the dining hall, only to be stopped by the sound of a loud whistle disrupting their fight. The person who just so happened to blow the said whistle is their mother, Rita, with one hand on her hip and the other holding the whistle.
Noticing the not-so-happy look on their mother's face, the siblings let each other go and separate from one another. Rita scolds them saying " honestly, I expected a lot better from all of you" the siblings feeling guilty, simply respond by simultaneously apologizing to their mother.
Rita accepts the apology before she gently orders her children into the dining room for breakfast, where we see their father Lynn Sr finish setting up for breakfast, we are presented to a metaphorical cornucopia of breakfast foods immaculately placed on the table.
On the table was a basket of freshly baked muffins sitting on one corner of the table, a platter of cooked cocktail sausages besides the muffins, in front of the aforementioned two a nice bowl of colorful fruit, a bowl of golden biscuits that lay on the far side of the table opposite to the said muffins, a tray of pancakes that is in front of the biscuits, at the center Lynn Sr's famous Lynn-sangna, and surrounding all the delicious food where thirteen plates for each family member.
The Loud kids were all so astounded by the setup, its as if it were an all you can eat buffet "it all looks so good" comments Lola, "I think I can hear it calling my name" says Lana in awe, "a fine light of scrumptiousness, awaiting my stomach of darkness" Lucy exclaims, and finally Lynn in fascination says "it all looks so good, I don't even know where to start ."
"How about with some appetizers?" Asks Lynn Sr, as Rita walks out of the kitchen with a tray of different types of eggs which Lynn Sr takes from her, serving each child while he says "let's see for Lori a couple of hard-boiled eggs nothings too good for my oldest going to college, Egg whites for Leni, for my little rocker Luna sunny side up, for Luan funny side up."
"You sure crack me up dad," says Luan, both she and her beloved father start laughing as she is served her sunny side up egg, which has a cubed yolk as opposed to a spherical one. Afterward, he resumes serving while listing which sibling got which type of prepared egg, announcing "for LJ scrambled eggs need that extra boost for my little hall monitor" much to Lynn's modesty she begins to blush.
Then moving to the other side of the table, he continues "and for the new middle school student poached eggs just for you Lincoln, next up extra well done for Lucy, a fresh serving of deviled eggs for Lola and Lana, fried eggs for my little genius Lisa" then approaching Lily in her high chair, he says " and for my littlest lady a cup of a shirred egg!" placing the said cup in front of her, which Lily proceeded to stick her hand inside, stuffing it in her face afterward, making it messy with egg goo.
After all the siblings thank their dad for the breakfast they, all began to dig into the rest to go with their eggs. Lynn Sr and Rita look on not sure whether to be bewildered by their behavior or disturbed, Rita starts to comment to her husband " you know honey I love our kids, its that sometimes they can be-"
Lynn Sr interrupts Rita's comment, breaking down into tears as he cries out "So ding dang thoughtful!" Rita then attempts to comfort Lynn Sr as they watch their children polish off their breakfast while enjoying their own, knowing well what the rest of the day has planned out for them, especially for Lincoln on his first day of middle school.
For those who follow me, yes I know I still have two other stories to deliver but I promise you I am also working on those I just wanted to get this one out there. The Loud House was so good since it started despite the hiccups I figured why not return the favor. If you like this please comment and review just don't be blunt is all I ask.