Drakken: I sent you to do one simple thing, one! Steal the atmosfreezer, and why didn't you? The door was locked, of course the door was locked! Super secret think tanks aren't known for their open door policies.
Henchman: Hey, what's a 7 letter word for indifferent?
Drakken: Who cares?
Henchman: Thanks!
Darcie: morning dad
Drakken turns to see Darcie getting ready for school
Drakken: morning Darcie
Darcie: bye dad (kisses his cheeks), bye Shego
Drakken: bye Darcie, see you after school
Shego: see ya later kiddo
As Darcie leaves, drakken goes back to his henchmen
Drakken: Eh, oh. Look, would it kill you people to show some initiative once and a while?
Henchman: what's in it for us?
Drakken: Just a little think called world domination. In my hands the atmosfreezer can usher in a new ice age and bring humanity to its frozen knees.
Shego: Yea, that's your bag. Frankly the boys, not that into it.
Drakken: I pay you don't I?
Henchman: Uh, no.
Drakken: Shego, do something! I'm loosing my legions of terror!
Hank: Oh, poor you. Hank Perkins, Hi, we've met.
Drakken: Perkins, oh! You're the temp who filled in here once. Shego you called in a temp? One temp does not legion of terror make!
Hank: Oh I'm our of the temp game Dr. Drakken, working here, I stumbled onto a whole untapped market!
Shego: Villainy consultant?
Hank: Bingo. Innovative ways to create synergy and maximize evil output. Grand management, action plans, incentiveising…
Drakken: Stop, stop, stop, stop, I don't need your fancy ideas college boy.
Hank: Look, if it's about the money…
Drakken: It's not about the money, I just have a tincy problem with the flow of my cash.
Hank: A problem is just a misunderstood opportunity. I'll tell you what, just to get my foot in the door, if you don't see improved evil in 6 weeks, my services are free.
Drakken: Hmm, I do like the sound of free.
Shego: Oh, it's never about the money.
Henchman: Easy there.
Henchman: You can do it.
Henchman: Way to go bub.
Drakken: Is this what I'm not paying for? Kiddy games?
Hank: It's a trust exercise. The first thing I learned in business school, where I graduated with honors…
Drakken: Graduated with honors.
Hank: Is successful companies run on team work. Which is built on trust.
Drakken: Bunch of grad school hooey.
Just then they heard the door open and saw Darcie walked in
Darcie: hey dad what's going on,(looks at hank) who's that
Drakken: Ah,(turns to hank) hank this is my daughter Darcie, Darcie this is hank who will help us with our problem
Hank and darcie look at each other, he walks up to her
Darcie: h-hi I'm Darcie
Hank: hi I'm hank (he shakes her hand)
Darcie: hank, as in hank Perkins
Hank: yes
Darcie: didn't you used to work with Duff Killigan
Hank: used to, he couldn't stay well
Hank/Darcie: (chuckles)
They stared at each
Hank: so you're drakken's daughter
Darcie: Yeah I know, I don't look exactly like him but
Hank: what are you kidding, you have his blue skin, his beautiful eyes (he gets lost in her eyes)
She smiles
Shego: Dr. D!
The moment was ruined
Shego: Some body explain this.
Hank: The company organizational chart?
Shego: I know that! Why am I way down here at assistant manager for minor weaponry and office supplies?
Hank: Well, here at Drakken and company, we believe…
Shego: Whoa! I've been reduced to "and company"?
Hank: What can I say; you missed the brain stormer's breakfast. But you are just in time to work on your team building skills. The goal is to help your team mates through the web without touching the ropes.
Shego: So about that "org" chart.
Hank: How does chief operating officer for random mayhem sound?
Shego: Throw in a company car, I'm good.
As she walks away from him, Darcie goes to see if he's ok
Darcie: you alright
Hank: I'm ok
She fixes his tie and noticed how cute he looks in a suit
Darcie: I like a man in uniform
He smiles at her
Drakken, Shego and his henchmen go to steal the atmosfreezer
Hank was left at the Lair with Darcie, he see she doing some homework, he sits down next to her
Hank: so what do you do here
She looks at him, and puts down her pencil
Darcie: oh, nothing much but
She takes out a testing tube filled with green liquid, takes a lab rat and pours the liquid on it, they watch as the rat changes into a hybrid of a pigeon, mole and squirrel, it escapes and runs off, he was impressed.
Hank: whoa (he smiles) so your a engineer in genetics
Darcie: yeah
Hank: your a scientific genius like your dad
He looks at her, then puts his hand on her leg rubbing it
Darcie: (sighs)
He then moves it up a little
Hank: you like that huh, I wonder what else you like
He then moves his hand underneath her skirt,
Just then drakken, Shego and his henchmen came in with the atmosfreezer, hank quickly removes his hand, and Darcie goes back to her homework
Darcie: OH, HEY DAD, how-how did it went
Drakken: it went great Darcie, we got it without Kim Possible stoping us
He wraps his arm around hank and walks with him
Drakken: I'm thinking about making him a member of the family
Hank: whatever you say (he looks back at Darcie and smiles at her)
She smiles back and brushes her hair back, Shego then started to noticed, but thought it was nothing
Drakken: The results speak for themselves. Corporate works.
Shego: Oh no, causal Friday?
Drakken: Who knew Chinos are so comfy?
Shego: Oh, oh yea, bleats, the fierce new look in evil. Yea, can we please just fire up the atmosfreezer?
Drakken: Shego, did you even read the memo?! The atmosfeezer requires huge amounts of energy to be cranked up to the ridiculously dangerous level needed for my evil scenes.
Shego: And the power drain would alert the authorities to our location. Wow, an actual learning curve.
Drakken: All I need is a large urban area where it would blend in with all the other squandering of our precious resources. I just haven't found that place yet.
Hank: Good news, I just diversified our companies product base.
Drakken: Way to go Hank! What does that mean exactly?
Hank: I bought out a cupcakery in down town Upperton.
Shego: cupcakery?
Hank: There is a gourmet cupcake craze and we are going to be in front of it.
Drakken: Cupcakes! I am not about to risk my reputation as a prevailer of human suffering to sell cupcakes! Oh, oh, um, they are yummy.
Shego: You know Dr. D, no one would ever suspect an atmosfreezer to be stashed inside a cupcake shop.
Drakken: Of course they wouldn't, it would be insane…. Oh yes, yes I like it. Shego, you just earned an atta-boy. Girl?
Just then Darcie walks in, wearing a stunning dress, every henchmen's mouth drop, including hank's
Drakken: Darcie what are you wearing
Darcie: uh... it's casual Friday
Drakken: hm... okay
They go to the cupcake shop
Hank: It's all about branding. I added the word gourmet a flashy new logo, and charge three times as much as our nearest competitor.
Drakken: Hank's?
Hank: Yes, we focus tested Dr. D's, but everybody associated it with shampoo for some reason.
Drakken: Oh you know what, who cares. Would you look at the dough we are making? Get it? "Dough" he-he.
Shego: Actually, cupcakes are made with batter, and don't start licking the spoon, because there's some bad news on the new ice age.
Darcie walks up to hank
Darcie: you made you really happy
Hank: ah so I noticed
They sit down together, he hands her a cup of coffee
Hank: here
Darcie: thanks (bashful)
She takes a sip of the warm coffee
Hank: mind if I have a sip
She takes another sip of her coffee, faces him, gets closer to him and
Drakken: DARCIE
They pulled away from each other
Drakken: quit bothering hank
Henchman: You need three more strategically placed atmosfreezers in order to lower the temperature enough to satisfy your evil needs.
Drakken: You work for me?
Becker: Becker Sir. Assistant manger for unexpected setbacks. I won the office baseball pool last week.
Drakken: Oh yes! Good on you.
Becker: Replicating the atmosfreezer will be easy enough, the problem is that we will need 3 more locations and substantial capital to fund the construction.
Hank: You should see these cupcake profits. It's really too bad we only have one store, demand is out stripping supply three to one.
Drakken: A problem is just a misunderstood opportunity. Time to franchise!
Hank: The gourmet cupcake concern represents a huge improvement in company performance.
He walks up to Darcie, and strokes her cheeks, she enjoys his touches
Shego: Gotta give you props suit man, almost makes me glad I didn't vaporize you earlier. Almost.
Becker: All the atmosfreezers are activated. Temperatures are dropping in all 4 locations.
Drakken: What about Cleveland?
Becker: Sir, we don't have an atmosfreezer in, in Cleveland.
Drakken: I'm not talking to you. I'm on a cupcake conference call.
Hank: With the supply chain in place through out the mid west, we could open Cleveland by June.
He wraps his arm around Darcie's hips, then moving it to her butt
Darcie: (sighs)
Drakken: Hmm, June's doable.
Shego: Please tell me there is someone else on that conference call. I thought the point of this was to bring the world to its frozen knees?
He let's her go and faces Shego
Drakken: Well yes, but what is wrong with a little multitasking? Out of the box Shego.
Shego: What box?
Drakken: The one you are thinking inside. You see cause… you ha… you, ah Shego, it's corporate jargon never mid.
As Shego and Darcie leaves, hank talks to drakken
Hank: you know dr. drakken, you have a wonderful daughter
Drakken: thanks
Hank: she's a grown women, she's going to want a men in her life
Drakke: not now she's not
A few minutes later, as drakken plan goes into action, Shego looks through the camera monitors, she sees Darcie pulling hank into her room.
Darcie: come on hurry
Hank: ok hold on
She looks through the camera in Darcie's room, she and hank are on her bed
Darcie: you made a great impact to my dad's company
Hank: if you think that's great wait until you see, what I have plan next
She loosen his tie; and tries to take off his coat
Hank: wait (he grabs her hands) maybe we shouldn't do this, I mean what if your dad finds out
Darcie: we been doing this in front of him and he still wasn't noticed
Hank: well, he is your dad, and if he's ever found out I was make out with his daughter, he probably will kill me
Darcie: (she places her hands on his chest) don't worry I won't let that happen.
She presses her lips against his
Shego: (gasps)
Darcie: besides if it weren't for you, he wouldn't made it this far
Hank pins her against her bed, and did something so shocking it made shego's jaw drop
Hank: Global temperatures are plummeting.
He turns to see Darcie smiling at him
Drakken: Good, good.
Hank: And sales at our new Miami store are beating projections. (Touches Darcie's shouldered)
Drakken: Ooo, it's a win-win.
Shego: Would you two stop that!
Drakken and Hank: Ahh!
Shego: Am I the only one around here keeping her eye on the prize?
As Shego argues with drakken, hank goes to Darcie's room with her
Drakken: Shego, the new ice age is still days away. Besides, I'm thinking about spinning off this whole freeze the world division.
Shego: What?!
Drakken: Eh, no cross promotion value. Can't very well hand out icebergs to the little kiddies at the take out window now can you?
Shego: Grr! you know what doc, I think your getting to close with hank
Drakken: what was that Shego
Shego: I mean, since he came along, you been changing and it's all his fault
Drakken: Shego if it weren't for him, we wouldn't be here, Kim Possible hasn't stop us, I trust him more then I trust you
Shego then snapped
Shego: OH YEAH, WELL DO YOU KNOW HE'S DATING DARCIE
He didn't want to believe what she said
Drakken: what (he turns to Shego) I don't believe it, he wouldn't, besides if he was dating Darcie I would've noticed it.
Shego: check the monitors, see if I'm wrong
Drakken: I don't have to, (he crosses his arms, and turns away from Shego) I trust my daughter
He then runs to the camera monitors in Darcie's room, and his mouth dropped when he saw hank kissing his daughter, it then made his blood boiled when hank puts his hand underneath her shirt, touching her soft skin.
Darcie: (moans)
The sound Darcie made, had drakken marching in her room
Drakken: (he kicks the door open) DARCIE!
Darcie: DAD!
Darcie and hank panic as he quickly gets off her and she fixes her shirt
Darcie and hank sat down as drakken looks angry at them, specifically at hank
Darcie: dad, you're overreacting
Drakken: that's enough chitchat out of you young lady your grounded
Darcie crosses her arms and frowns angry
Drakken: (turns to hank) as for you, how dare you make out with my daughter
Hank: now just hold on a minute
Drakken: I let you in, AND THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME
Hank: now take it easy drakken (he back away from drakken) you don't wanna kill me, I helped you with your henchmen, do you really want to hurt the man who helped you with your evil problems (chuckles)
Henchman: Intruders!
Drakken: Ah what now
Becker: it's Kim Possible
Drakken: (he points to hank) I'll deal with you later
Hank: (gulp)
Wade: You know this whole mission thing looks a lot easier on my monitor back home.
Kim: Are you stalling?
Wade: No! I just want to check if I brought the motion deactivator. Got it! Drakken is behind Hank's Gourmet Cupcakes?!
Kim: Bummer, they are yummy.
Wade: Uh, I got it Kim, I'll stun him.
Kim: Wade no!
Wade: Kim!
Wade: This sidekick thing is a lot harder than Ron made it look too.
Kim: Eh, Wade?
Hank was tied next to them
Hank: (chuckles) hi
Wade: Kim! You're ok? Uh, relatively speaking. Huh, funny, my mom always said too much chocolate would be bad for me.
Drakken: No mere chocolate, chocolate gnash!
Kim: chocolate gnash? What's gnash?
Drakken: Equal parts dark chocolate and fresh dairy cream. Simple but delicious on everything, you'll see.
Hank: drakken, let's talk about this, you don't need to do this,
Drakken: oh but I do, this will tech you for making out with my daughter
Wade and Kim turn to him
Drakken: Lower them!
Henchman: Sorry there boss, but that isn't in my skills set. You're gunna want the assistant manager for climatic action.
Drakken: Fine, go get him.
Rufus: Whoa!
Ron: Sure they're a well oiled machine, but they don't have Ron's secret weapon.
Rufus: Huh?
Ron: Paranoia and irrational fear! You know 38% of all splinter mishaps are caused by manual lifting. Did you know you have a 17% chance of loosing your good looks practicing martial arts without the correct padding? Yep, one out of every two home made explosive devices backfire.
Drakken: Hmm, finally! I hope you're not expecting a year end bonus. I guess this is our final good bye Kim Possible and your sidekick wannabe. Who knew revenge would be so… sweet.
Wade: Isn't this when you're supposed to say "you'll never get away with it"?
Kim: Only when I'm absolutely positive he won't.
Drakken: Double dip them!
Darcie runs to see hank
Darcie: HANK!
He looks down at her and smiles
Wade: Well, there are worse ways to go.
Kim: Ron!
Ron: Can I get a bo-ya?!
Kim and Wade: Ahh!
Ron: On it!
Drakken: Get them!
Henchman: No way.
Henchman: We're taking the early retirement package.
Drakken: But our incentive program?
Henchman: We got a better incentive.
Henchman: Yea, to live.
Henchman5: Huh, way to go bub.
Kim: Ron, I can't believe…
Ron: Yea, I know.
Wade: Uh, guys? I'm still here.
Ron: Oh…
Kim: Right, Ron, the atmosfreezers.
Ron: I'm on it.
Shego: So, how many sidekicks can one crime fighting cheerleader bring?
Ron: Juts evening the odds. Wha! Whaha!
Rufus: Oh no.
Wade: On the up side, Ron's surviving way longer than I thought he would.
Kim: Isn't it romantic?
Ron: Statistically speaking there's a 99% chance that what ever you do to me is gunna hurt real bad.
Shego: Oh, you can count on it.
Kim: Check your figures Shego. Ron, you were awesome.
Ron: Yea, I know. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Hank: Time to go live on an updated action plan, Run!
Before he could run away, he sees Darcie looking at him, sad eyes, whispering don't go
He gave her a sad smile, and run off, it tore her heart
Drakken: This is going to negatively impact third quarter performance.
Shego: It's bad enough you didn't take over the world, again, now we're stuck with the cupcakes.
Drakken: That low carb trend was coming, should have been in front of it.
Shego: A problem is just a misunderstood opportunity.
Drakken: Are you going to help me with these or not?
Shego: who?! Ok, that's taking casual Fridays too far
Darcie was in her room, laying on her bed heart-broken, she then got a txt message from a unknown number
It was hank, she smiled