A\N; Hello! I'm back I present you with a new story! please don't hesitate to review I LOVED doing this story sooooooo much it took me like... two or three days, that is why there was no new chapter for "Paradise." but, I'm very proud to present with this new fic I did, it mostly focuses on Yakko and his struggles. I hope you enjoy it! and the song is called misery business by paramore
Where'd you go?
March 2021
"Braking News, tonight. the Animaniacs Reboot just got canceled, the show isn't getting good-" A hand picked up the remote for the T.V, Steven Spielberg frowned. this has to be the hardest decision he ever had to make. the harder decision is that he has to tell Yakko, Wakko, and Dot about this problem. he hoped and prayed they could take it well.
Steven was jolted out of his thoughts as the door to his office opened, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot stood. They were smiling brightly. Steven tried to smile, the Warners' were in very high spirits because that they get to be back on T.V after twenty-two years, he didn't want to tell them... but he had to.
"You wanted to see us, Steven?" Wakko asked. fixing his red hat, his tongue sticking out of the corner of his mouth like always, but, the difference was he was taller and more chubby. He wore a large yellow Cartoon Network hoodie, he fixed his necklace with was an Electric Guitar.
Dot was taller, she wore a Jeffy t-shirt, a silver Rolex watch, and high tops, She wore a Warner Brothers clapperboard necklace around her neck with her name and the date she started working on the original cartoon, 9/13/93
Yakko was the tallest of the three, he wore khaki shorts, his black belt was still wrapped around his small waist. But the difference was, he wore shirts now, Yakko wore a white Hulu t-shirt
"You needed to see us, Steven?" Yakko asked
"Yes, have a seat... we need to talk."
All three of them sat down. Dot looks at him and played with her necklace.
"Now, do you know why I called you in here?"
They shook their heads.
Steven sighed and got to the point.
"Guys...you've known for a long time now, you're like family to me..." Steven starts to say.
"Yeah..." Yakko said
"And... well, we are a team as well... how can I put this?"
Steven sighed. He actually told people that he's canceling the show on Hulu for months. He even had an interview with FOX, CNN, ABC7, and KABC about this. Except... The people he worked with. He sighed and closed his eyes. His brain was going a hundred miles an hour at this point, he needed to tell them, now.
"Yakko, Wakko, Dot... I'm so sorry but... the reboot isn't doing so great and... I have to let you guys go..."
Steven's heart just broke in half this was the hardest thing he had to do in his life!
Wakko and Dot just sat there. Wakko pulled his hood up and closed it up with the two strings on it so nobody can see his face, Dot played with her necklace and Yakko... Yakko just sat there motionless. Looking at his white-gloved hands. He sat there for a few minutes and took a shaky breath then stood up.
"Yakko, where are you going?" Dot asked.
"Home!" he slammed the door to Steven's office.
He walked out of the administration's office and back to his car, Steven Quartz Warner, his son was walking with his best friend Victor and actress, Gal Gadot, then he saw his dad get into his car and drive off, tires screeching leaving smoke, the lot smelled like burning rubber then he drove off his BMW. Victor watched with wide eyes.
"Guys, I have to go, come on Vic." he ran to his Aunt and Uncle. "Wakko, Dot what's going on?!" he asked.
"Well, our reboot got canceled." Dot said "But that's impossible! everyone LOVES your reboot!"
"I know, but it wasn't getting high enough ratings anymore and, Steven had to cancel it," Wakko said playing with the bright yellow strings on his hoodie.
"Where'd my dad go?" he asked, Dot looked at him.
"He went home..."
"He's so in denial!" Wakko said. Dot smacked him in the back of the head.
"OW!" he said
"What?"
"Boi, I'll take your hoodie and run it over with my car if you don't stop!"
"What did I do?"
Dot only said this; "You figure it out you little turd nugget!" She glares at her brother.
"So... am I coming back to your house?" Victor asked
"Yeah, come on I left my stuff on the soundstage."
"I'll grab it," Gal said
"Thanks," he said, Gal walked to the stage and grabbed his backpack, iPad Pro, and his skateboard.
She came back with them she had his Pokemon backpack in one hand. and his skateboard under her other arm.
"Hey, Gal where's my iPad?"
"It's in your bag."
Steven opened it up to see if it was in there and it was. along with his laptop, and his script.
"Thanks, Gal." he hugged her, put on his Pikachu mask. then throwing his board on the floor, then he stepped on it and he and Victor rode home together.
Once they made it back home. Steven placed a hand on the WB shield-shaped door handle and opened it. he pulled the large brown door, then he walked in.
Sunlight was streaming in from the large windows of the home and pouring on the brown wooden floors. Victor saw a wall covered in framed newspaper articles about Animaniacs. they walked upstairs the walls were a few pictures of him and his family. Steven saw a framed picture of his dad's and Shai's wedding photo.
Yakko was wearing a black suit and white tie in the picture and a white Kipa on his head
Shai looked just as beautiful, she had a pretty white dress with diamonds on the top of it running down to her chest.
Dot stood beside her. she was her best woman at the wedding. along with her friends, Pearl and Tracy. she was holding a bouquet of white and red roses in her hands. she was smiling her perfect white smile, and Yakko was smiling too.
then it said on the bottom in Hebrew; 'שי ויאקו וורנר' (Yakko and Shai Warner)
7/28/02 Yakko was twenty-three and Shai was twenty-one when they got married, his dad told him where that picture was taken, it was taken in Jerusalem, where she was born. her parents said that she could pick any place she wanted. but, she wanted to get married in Jerusalem. and Yakko was happy with that decision, he wanted to make his fiancée happy and to finally get married
When Yakko met her parents Amit and Ben. he was really scared they might assassinate him! Shai told him that they were in the military. so Yakko thought they were in the navy or something like that.
He set his expectations way too high. when he'd met them, they were the nicest, sweetest people he has ever met, and she has an older brother named Roy who's on a basketball team for Tel Aviv.
A few months later, Shai moved in with Yakko in Burbank after their honeymoon. then, after three years. she and Yakko had Steven Quartz Warner on June 22nd of 2005. he looked a lot like him, tail and all. but the feet were hers. so he was able to wear sneakers. Yakko and Shai both loved him very much and they wanted to give him the world.
Once his trip from memory lane was done, he walked up the stairs and started down the wide and long hallway, he saw more and more pictures, but these were the founders of Warner Bros. Harry, Sam Albert, and Jack L. Warner, He read up on it on his free time when he was in school.
He walked up to his room and opened the door. Steven plopped on his red and black gaming chair, Victor sat on his bed and grabbed his computer out of his backpack. the black apple logo shining in the light with the space grey cover. he took out the white charger from his bag and plugged it into the large battery that was sitting on the floor he plugged the brick into it, then went to the desk to use his laptop. (His desk was large)
His desk was just being held up by nails, he pushed his chair forwards, then he opened his laptop
Victor saw the large monitor sitting on the desk, then they watched YouTube.
A few hours after that, they decided to play video games in the living room they both walked into it, and they saw Yakko sitting on the couch eating a whole carton of ice cream. Yakko has never felt this broken before in his life. he has been, through worse four months ago when Shai passed in that plane crash. But, Yakko has been working at Warner Bros for twenty years. and he loves his job!
He sighs and took another big spoonful of chocolate ice cream and shoved it in his mouth. he doesn't know what to do now, Yakko sighed and turned on the T.V, then he saw the news report again.
He sighed and turned it off and was furious with steven for making that decision. he sighed angrily and tried not to scream. he hugged a pillow and sat there. looking at the blank screen.
Wakko was at Best Buy. he was getting a gaming monitor to make gaming videos for his Twitch streams. Dot, on the other hand, got a tripod and a Canon PowerShot camera for vlogs and fan films on YouTube
Back with Yakko, he was taking a walk around Hollywood, then he bumped into a woman that looked a lot like his wife Shai.
"I'm so sorry!" she said
"Oh... it's okay," he said as he walked away from her. Yakko put his jacket tighter around his body and kept walking. he saw a billboard that said ANIMANIACS REBOOT; CANCELED ON HULU!
Rub it in my face will you... stupid ads.
Yakko sighed and kept on walking, then he got swarmed by TMZ, bombarding him with questions.
"Yakko did you get fired, from Warner Brothers?"
"Did you decide to cancel the reboot?"
Yakko had to run, he wanted to run and hide in his house and never come out!
"Yakko do you hold a grudge on Mr. Spealberg?"
"Yakko how are you doing without your wife in this situation?"
The Toon put his hands on his head. he couldn't hold back, he wanted to lash out!
"Yakko, it's been four months without Shai, how are you handling this difficult time in your life without-" The reporter couldn't finish his sentence. he was punched in the jaw by Yakko,
Yakko opened the door and slammed it. he closed the blinds in his house, locked the doors, grabbed chips sat on the couch, and ate some with a diet coke in his hand.
It's been two months since the cancellation of the reboot. Wakko and Dot were doing good for themselves. Yakko saw Wakko's videos on gaming he plays Fortnite, Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto. NBA 2K. Tony Hawk. everything, Dot was starting on his fan movies and Vlogs. she still lived with her roommates, but Yakko on the other hand. was not doing good, not at all. He took a Cheeto and ate it. he was watching 2017 DuckTales on Disney XD, he sighed. just then Steven and his friends, Victor, Ryan, Danny, and Jimmy walked inside.
"FORTNITE!" Ryan ran up to the living room.
"BOI close the-" Steven then closed the door with his foot, ten Publix shopping bags in his hands.
"Dude! close the freaking DOOR!" he told Ryan.
"But I wanna play-"
"Dude no! help me put this stuff in the kitchen," Steven said.
"Why can't your dad do this stuff," Victor asked him.
"Because, since he punched a REPORTER! he can't go out without paparazzi swarming him! thank Arceus they didn't find our address..." he said putting stuff away. are friends helped too? "Yeah man, I don't what's gotten into your dad lately but, if he doesn't fix whatever's going on, I'm not gonna come here anymore dude, he needs help."
"I've been doing my best."
"Professional help, dude. He needs it. just... look at him dude, it's just horrible just seeing him like this. what happened? like, where's the joy in him?"
"I think it died, dude," Victor said.
"Dude, stop joking around. he needs help."
"I've been trying! remember when my mom died?! she wasn't buried here! she was buried in Israel!" he said,
Which was harder on him.
They loaded her into a plane then they flew her there, a few weeks later. they had the service for her in Israel, Yakko wanted to have it in California, but, he could always go back but because of work, he doesn't have the time to even visit her grave. but he missed her every day. he wished that it was him on that plane! not her. he wished he could do anything to just have her back in his arms again but sadly, he couldn't he wished that Shai would comfort him in this hard time he's been having right now.
Steven, Victor, Ryan, Danny, and Jimmy went into the living room. Yakko hasn't moved since March, and it's May! Yakko was asleep, an empty Lay's chip bag on the floor, Ryan looked at the coffee table and saw crushed cans of Diet Coke, and six empty bowls of ice cream, and one large empty carton of ice cream sat there.
Steven sighed heavily and grabbed them and put the bowls in the kitchen, he would do the dishes later but now he wanted to have time with his friends. he went back to the couch and they played some Fornite.
"YES, I GET THE WIN!" Ryan said as he did Fortnite dances. they laughed as Steven recorded for TikTok.
"UH, UH, UH, UH, UHHHHHHH!" he said.
they all burst out laughing.
"Dude dude wanna do a TikTok."
"Uh, did Steven Spealberg direcet Jarrissic Park?"
"Yes!" they all said as they walked upstairs
Their cat, PeePee Suck jumped on Yakko and meowed. he starts playing with Yakko's tail. PeePee Suck walked up to him and meowed. he didn't move, his tail moved. He was happy that his owner was still alive. he rubs up against Yakko's leg then jumped off the white couch the paused video game was still on the T.V.
PeePee Suck, not caring. jumped on the T.V cabinet, he walked behind a clapperboard trophy and he knocked it off the stand and it fell. he jumped off and ran upstairs and ran to Steven's bedroom.
Steven was dancing to LilNas X's new song, call me by your name. they were all dancing to the song.
He later walked downstairs then went to the living room and saw that his Dad's clapperboard trophy. he muttered. "Jeez, PeePee Suck..." he picked it up and placed it back onto the white T.V cabinet. he flicked the T.V to regular and he went on Nickelodeon and SpongeBob was playing, he decided to watch some SpongeBob while waiting for the pizza.
Once the pizza arrived the man knocked on the door. Steven got up and ran to it. a man with a blue Domino's mask was there.
"Hi, one large Pepperoni Pizza for Steven Warner." the man said.
"That's me," he said.
"Here you go." The man smiled.
"Thanks, Erin," he said reading his name tag on his shirt.
"Oh, I'm so sorry about the cancellation of the Animaniacs reboot, I hope things will go better for you and your family," he said sympathetically.
"It's cool, not your fault," he said.
"Okay, take care now," he said.
"Oh wait, I have to pay you." then he paid him
Once they were done talking, he closed the door, then called his friends downstairs
Victor, Ryan, Danny, and Jimmy all ran downstairs, they all grabbed a slice and sat on the couch, and began to watch Nickelodeon.
A few hours later they all went to bed.
the next day, Steven got a call from Noah, his grandfather.
"Hey, Grandpa..."
"Hey. what's up!" he said in his British accent.
"I'm good. Dad's not doing well after the whole canceling the reboot thing." Steven sighed and put a hand on his chin.
Noah warner was in his car. he had a new Tesla his white-gloved hands were on the wheel. his iPhone was on the dashboard succored by a phone stand.
"Well, maybe he will come around."
"It's been two months Grandpa. and, he punched a reporter. he pinched a stinking reporter! I don't know what to do." he sighed in defeat.
"Look, I and your grandma will come over okay, but later. we need to look at an apartment for someone," he said.
"Wait. could you come over... like I need someone to talk to about all this. and maybe talk some sense into him, please," he said as he walked into the living room and turn on the T.V. Yakko was still laying on the couch.
"Okay. I'll try alright? if I can't your grandma and I can invite you guys to come with us to dinner tomorrow night or on Monday, when do you work at the studio?" he asked.
"I work on Monday. but I don't get home around ten to eleven."
"It's Friday."
"Yeah, I don't go to work on Friday's."
"Why don't you?" Noah asked.
"I follow my mom, she doesn't work on Friday's either, Channing and Steven both understand."
An hour later, they were at the pool. Victor grabbed a basketball and threw it in the pool.
'Nice freaking job!" Victor told his friend.
"NARF!" Steven yelled out of the randomness then jumped into the water.
Yakko walked out and smiled at the boys, Steven grabbed a water gun and shot one of his friends. he then walked back inside and went into his room.
that night, Steven changed into a pair of jeans and a T-shirt, Steven walked out of his room and gripped the silver WB shield-shaped doorknob then he opened it. Yakko was in his walk-in closet, picking out a shirt. Steven walked up.
"Hey, Dad," he said.
"Hey." Yakko picked out a shirt.
"White or yellow?" he asked, holding the two LAKERS T-shirts in his gloved hands.
"Yellow, you'll stain the white one," he said simply.
"Okay." he puts it over his body. Yakko walks to the dresser that he and Shai used to share and picked out a cross that had his wife's named engraved on it. He saw a small box, picked it up, and opened it. He looked at it and slowly took it out of the box. It was his wedding ring, His had a small but expensive diamond in the middle of it. Shai's was the same ring, but the engagement ring had a large diamond in the middle of it, after the crash. the doctors removed all her jewelry when she was in Intensive Care at the hospital.
Yakko sighed and put the box in a drawer and puts it on his cross. Steven saw everything and walked up to him then hugged him.
"I know you miss her. I miss her also."
"It hurts, Steven... it just hurts... I want it to stop."
"I know... But it will get better..." he looked at himself in the mirror he looked worse than he already is. After getting as much sleep as he needed. He still felt like garbage. He felt lifeless, drained, empty. he has nothing going for him, his son and his siblings do help him but... It's not enough, it's not enough. He needs to go back to Warner Brothers. But, he has nothing there. And it's very hard for him to get another job after acting. and... He doesn't have the motivation to, Yakko could always write FanFiction of his favorite cartoons but, who was he kidding? nobody! absolutely no. body is ever going to read his stories online! Yakko put his hands on the dresser and looked down and sighed. tears treated to come to his eyes as he stood there, his tail hanging limp instead of upward.
Steven frowned. he wished there was something that could help his Dad. then he smiled brightly, he got an idea.
"I have an idea! why won't we go live on Twitch tomorrow!" Steven said. Yakko smiled tiredly. "Thank you, Steven. I really appellate it, but I don't want to, thanks for the offer though. He hugs his son.
"Come on, grandma and grandpa are coming any minute. get ready." he left the bedroom and walked the long hallway and grabbed his battery pack and his iPhone twelve that was charging in the kitchen.
A few minutes later, Noah arrived with his wife Sharrel in his blue Tesla. Yakko stepped out of the house. Steven took out a Warner Brothers key, it was just a regular key but with the WB shield on top of it. he locked the door to the house then walked to the car, they opened the doors and they both climbed into the back seat.
"Are Wakko and Dot coming?" Steven asked.
"Yeah, they're meeting us there," he said starting to drive.
In Hollywood, they see a flash.
"Oh, no..." Yakko said as he saw the paparazzi again for TMZ.
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU BLOODY MESQUITES!" Noah shouted in his British accent honking at them.
They finally got to the restaurant it was an Outback steakhouse they walked out and put on their masks, they walked inside. Wakko and Dot were already there because Yakko saw Wakko's Chevy Tahoe next to his Father's Tesla. they went to a table and saw Wakko and Dot, Dot was vlogging.
"Hey, there's my dork of a brother!" Wakko blew a straw wrapper at him.
"Stop," he said sitting down next to his little sister, who was drinking her Coke. "I heard you punched-" Dot got cut off.
"I don't wanna talk about this again, please," he said, he opened up Pokémon GO and found some new Pokémon in the area.
After dinner was done. they went back to his house. Victor called him to ask if he wanted to stay at his house tomorrow night. he'd be happy to. But, he couldn't leave his dad like this. but then again, he needed to get out of the house for a few days.
He agreed. they went inside and they both got ready for bed.
The next day, Steven and his friends were at Victor's house, it wasn't as large as his house but it was pretty cool. Victor's father, Terry was a businessman and he works in an office in Las Angles. his mother, Jasmine works at the same building as Terry.
Terry and Jasmine were both African Americans like Victor. Steven walked into the house, they had a shoe rack by the front door. he took off his slides and put them on them. he walked inside. he checked his phone, it was only Seven Oh clock, so, his parents were at work, or driving to work right now. Victor made his way to the kitchen and grabbed green apple Jolly Rancher flavored Pop-Tarts.
"Hey guys, do you want Pop-Tarts?" he asked.
"Yeah!" they said, Victor grabbed one each for Ryan, Jimmy, Danny, and Steven. they wanted theirs toasted too.
They went to the couch and they played PlayStation while eating their Pop-Tarts.
That night. Yakko was asleep in bed, he was having a deep, dreamless sleep, then two men broke into his home. the men were wearing ski masks, the first man was wearing jeans, a red T-shirt. high tops and he had a flashlight. the other man was wearing jeans, boots, a white T-shirt and a brown jacket. then they got to work, they took everything valuable, they started in the main hall. they took the photos of the newspaper clippings off the walls then put them in their van.
They went upstairs and they took the photos, they went into Steven's room and stole his gaming computer
Next, they grabbed stuff out of Yakko's room, Jewelry was at the top of the list.
The robbers walked in with their lights shining.
"We're gonna make big money outta this stuff Frank," he said holding up Shai's forty-five thousand dollar watch, Yakko should've given all her jewelry to his sister after she passed, but he couldn't. his friend laughed. "Yeah, this guy has a lot of stuff. what is the famous or something?" the other said.
Yakko turned over but kept on sleeping.
"Let's go, Jack, I have all the stuff here, you take that T.V and lad it up in the van, I'll take the other T.V's and we're outta here.
"What about all the pictures? we can sell them and make a profit out of them," he told his partner.
They grabbed everything they could fit into the van, the walls were bare and it covered nothing. They even took pictures of the founders, and his wedding photos, and Steven's baby photos, school pictures, even a picture that holds meaning to Yakko! his second-grade performance at school was the day when he decided to become an actor and work for Warner Bros. since he was seven!
The next day, Steven and his friends were eating breakfast with Terry and Jasmine. Terry was handsome. he was six foot one. he had a weird resemblance to LeBron James. he wore a blue suit, blue tie, and a white dress shirt and he had a silver Rolex watch on his wrist.
Jasmine wore a pink blouse, jeans black high heels, a necklace, blue earrings she even wore an iWatch on her left wrist. she was eating her breakfast, eggs with bacon, the boys got the same thing.
"So, Steven. what do you wanna do?" Victor asked.
"Dude, it's your house."
"Well, we have to get to work, bye kids!" Terry smiled cheerfully as they walked out the door. it was an hour's drive from L.A, they lived in Calabasas California, his friends all lived here, but he lived in Hollywood.
"How about we go to Mr. Beast Burger," Victor suggested.
"Or we can go to In-N-Out," Steven said.
then, they came up with a solution.
"All vote Mr. Beast Burger raise your hands," Victor said.
Steven, Ryan, and Danny all drove theirs.
"Mr. Beast Burger wins! let's go when we feel hungry."
"Hey guys, I bet you twenty bucks that my uncle Wakko will be there and he ordered off the entire menu," Steven told his friends.
"Heck yes! you're on!" Victor told him.
they drove over to Mr. Beast Burger, they walked inside and saw the employees, Steven held everything in his power to try not to scream.
"Guys! ! he's right there!"
"Mr. Beast ohhhhhwoahhhhh Mr. Beast!" they all sang. Steven laughed, they walked to the cashier and ordered.
"Hi... ... um... I like your videos!" Victor said.
"Vic, stop being an idiot and order!"
"I like a Beast style, made it a double with fries," Victor said.
"I want the Chanler Style," Ryan said.
"Can I get the chichen tendies? with fries." Danny said.
"Chicken tendes!" Steven laughed
"Hey are you Steven Quartz Warner?" he asked.
"Yeah, I am," he said as he smiled and took out his iPhone twelve.
"Can I get a picture with you?" Steven asked, Mr. Beast smiled and jumped over the counter, then they all took a picture together.
"Since your famous. you'll get your food for free!" said.
"Mr. Beast, no-no-no. please. I wanna pay." he said
"But you're an actor. and you deserve it." he said Steven and his friends grabbed his food and they sat down, took off their masks, and ate their meals.
Yakko was on the phone with the police.
"Yes, all my stuff." He said, "All my pictures, the electronics, everything." he said into the phone. "Sir we will get your stuff back. did you get a good look at the robbers?" the policemen asked.
"No, I didn't they were very quiet when they entered, I was asleep," Yakko said.
"Alright, sir, we will track them now." the man told him.
"Thank you so much, you don't know how much these pictures mean to me," he said as he sighed in relief.
Steven was walking in L.A with his friends. then they see two men.
The men were having trouble with their van and it 'wouldn't start'
"Hey, kid. help me out." the man said.
"Yeah we can't start our van." the other man told the actor and his friends.
The five boys ran, Steven called the police to file a report on the two men.
"Hi. I'd like to report two suspicious-looking men wearing black."
"Did you see their faces sir?" dispatch asked.
"Yes, one was with a beard, green eyes. short brown hair and one was with long black hair, blue eyes, and a mustache. And they were both wearing blue jeans, one had a white T-shirt and the other red. and was wearing High tops and the other was wearing boots." he told the operator.
the police came. L.A.P.D cars swarmed their van.
"Aw great."
"This is the Las Angles Police department come out with your hands up!" the female officer said. the robbers put their hands up, the police officer, Officer Misty cuffed both men and put them in the back of the car.
Steven opened the back doors and sighed in relief to see everything was there, he closed the doors and they took everything back to his house.
It took them an hour to put everything back in its proper places, Steven couldn't find Yakko in the house, but he knew where he was, he walked upstairs and opened the door. to his bedroom. he was on his laptop.
"Dad, we need to talk," he told him in a stern voice.
"Okay, what about."
Steven looked at him.
"Are you serious! you went as far as PUNCHING A TMZ REPORTER and you let our HOUSE GET ROBBED LAST NIGHT!" he yells.
"DO I NEED A BABYSITTER FOR YOU?! DO I NEED TO CALL DOT OR WAKKO TO COME HERE WHEN I GO TO THE STUDIO OR GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS?!"
He was enraged by this point. Steven couldn't do this anymore. he needed help with his dad. He can't just go back to his parents, they work too, ever since the reboot got canceled, it's been miserable for both of them. but mostly for Yakko, Steven couldn't handle this! he was only a kid. This was not something a kid has to worry about!
All and all, his dad needed help, and he needed it now.
Steven was on the phone with Dr. Scratchnsniff. the Studio's P-Psychiatrist.
"Hey, Scratchy?"
"Oh, hello Stheven, vhat do you need?" the Warner Bros. studios Psychiatrist asked him.
"Hey, um I was wondering if you could help me, my dad is not doing so well and I need someone that can live in the house with my dad."
"Do you mean an assistant aid?" he asked.
"Yes, that. do you have a relative that could live with us?" Steven asked
"Yes, his name is Alexander Scratchnsniff."
"Okay."
"You're in luck because he is going to move here from Germany tomorrow so I vill tell him once I pick him up from LAX," Scratchnsniff said.
"Alright. thank you."
The next day, Scratchnsniff called Steven that his cousin was coming in an hour, Steven was relieved, he needed the break...
At twelve-thirty, someone knocked on the door. Steven opened the door, Scratchnsniff stood there, and there was a tall light-skinned man. His features did not resemble scratchy's at all. He had light skin, brown hair that was brushed to the side, he had no glasses, unlike Scratchy. He wore a red T-shirt with blue jeans and Nike's.
"Oh, hello you must be Stheven Quartz Varner," he said in his thick German accent.
"Sheven, this is my Cousin, Alexander Scratchnsniff," Scratchy said.
"Thank you so much Dr. I appreciate this immensely!" he said.
"Could I see Yakko?" he asked with a smile.
"Oh, yes here come in, come in." he rolled his suitcase inside the house and he went upstairs.
"You can come up," he told Alexander. He nodded and walked upstairs with Steven. then they stopped by a large bedroom door by the end of the hall. Steven knocked on the door.
"Dad?" he called. But he didn't answer him. Steven sighed, this was getting ridiculous at this point. He gripped the handle, then he walked in. He turned on the light. Steven saw Yakko in bed. He had changed clothes into a pair of green Hulu PJ pants he wore for the teaser for the reboot. And no shirt, he had his earbuds in, and. He was on his laptop. Steven sighed and said;
"There he is, he's been sitting in his room for the past week, I finally managed to get him off the couch, but he's not motivated to do absolutely. nothing. it's bad, like really bad." he said sighing.
"Well, I can take him to the park to play some basketball. try and get some exercise in him."
"That's a good idea!" Steven said.
Then, they went to play basketball in Burbank. Yakko stepped not the court finally changing into fresh clothes. He was wearing a Las Angles Lakers jersey with the number 24 and the last name BRYANT on the back. The shorts were the same colors yellow and purple some boys were there, playing a game, Steven puts on his Pokémon hat backward and they begin to play basketball. Some kids were there and they all watched them play. The boys know him because he's been in the or original Animaniacs. They smiled and ran towards him asking him if they can play basketball.
"It's okay, Yakko. you wanted to play basketball, let's go for it!" Alexander said.
Steven joined in with the boys and they started playing a game.
With Wakko, he was playing Pokémon GO with some fans. "Ohh! I caught a Squirtle!" a boy said
"Awesome! I just opened my reward from my field research with Professor Willow and I got a Groudon!" A girl named Leslie said.
"Faboo! I evolved my Charmander!" Wakko said.
"That's awesome!" a boy named Tyler said.
They kept on walking, and Wakko bumps into a man. Wakko shook his head and saw the man. he had tan skin, he had long curly brown hair, some stubble, His clothes were just a white t-shirt and jeans. Three necklaces were on his neck. As well as a large bracelet and two rings on his right hand.
"I'm so sorry sir," Wakko said. He noticed that he spilled coffee on his shirt.
"Aw poo! again I'm so sorry." he grabbed a water bottle and tried cleaning the stain on his shirt.
he smiled.
"Don't worry about it," the man, Jess Harnell said. Wakko nodded.
"Hey, I know you! you're my voice actor, Jess Harrell, what's up?!"
"Oh, I was walking until you bumped into m. but, I'm okay though, no harm done. it's just a shirt. it can be washed." he smiled brightly at Wakko.
Yakko was getting better in the coming weeks that's gone by. All he needed is a shoulder to cry on that was all. Steven found him a hobby, he was a Twitch Streamer and he liked art, so he bought him an iPad for his forty-fourth birthday. Just like his, he also came with an Apple Pencil.
Yakko smiled for the first time in months.
then it was cake time!
"Happy Birthday dad!" Steven said as he set the chocolate cake down in front of him, the picture of it had his favorite anime on it, Pokémon. he was very happy with the cake. he blew out the number 43 and they cit the cake. Once they've had the cake they opened presents.
Yakko saved the big one for last. Steven gave him a Warner Bros keychain, Wakko gave him a new AirPods case that was a Pikachu design, once all the presents from their family were done.
Steven had one-no, two more surprises to give him. the first one was large, Steven gave it to his father and he opened it from the back.
Yakko flipped it over and his heart sank, it was a large picture of his wife Shai. he was speechless. he did not know what to say... he started crying, Steven was recording.
"Thank you guys..." he sniffled and put his hand up to his eyes.
"Wait, Dad, I'm not done yet, press play..." he said handing his iPhone, he did, it was a video of a man, he had a grey beard, grey jacket, red glasses, and a white baseball cap on his head.
"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday Dear, Yakko, Happy Birthday to you. Heloooooo, Yakko! It's me, Rob Paulson, I heard it's your birthday! well, Happy birthday, Yakko! we all love and support you through this difficult time in your life. well, your son has one more surprise, go to the front door and you shall see."
And that's when the video ended off.
So, Yakko did as instructed and opened the front door.
He stood there in shock.
"R-Rob... PAULSON!" he hugged his voice actor.
Rob laughed as he accepted the hug. Yakko cried tears of joy, knocking Rob's hat off his head and onto the floor.
he smiled and he got off, tears of joy still streaming down his face.
"A-Are you real?!" he asked, they all laughed.
"Yes, he's real, dad," he said, Yakko's hands started to shake a little. Yakko touched his chest to make sure he wasn't a robot or an android or something.
Steven laughed.
"Dad he's not an android! he's real."
Rob smiled.
"I have a present for you!" he said bringing a tall structure inside the house.
"Open," he said as Yakko began to rip off the wrapping paper and he screamed in joy as of what he got. he got a model of the Water Tower in Warner Bros. Studios!
"Thank you so much, Guys!"
Wako started playing the guitar, Steven was on drums and Dot was singing.
I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock.
It's a matter of time before we all run out,
When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth.
I waited eight long months,
She finally set him free.
I told him I couldn't lie he was the only one for me.
Two weeks we caught on fire,
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile.
Whoa, I never meant to brag.
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
'Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good.
Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change.
Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change.
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but I passed it up, now look this way.
Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
'Cause I got him where I want him right now.
And if you could then you know you would.
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good.
I watched his wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving...
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
'Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good.
