Ahem: a collection of stories for my little sister's birthday. I shall put my music library on shuffle and pair her top 10 ships with the first 10 songs. Each ship gets a story related to the song with decreasing times: ship #1 gets 10 min., ship #2 gets 9 min., ship #3 gets 8 min., etc. So ship #10 is a hot mess 1 min. panic attack.
You don't HAVE to listen to the song first...but you might want to. And author's notes are bolded.
10. AngelaxDwight (The Office) – "A Well Respected Man" by The Kinks – 1 min. timer
How in the universe did I get TWO obscure songs from the obscure Juno soundtrack?
Everyone in town thought he was a well-respected man.
She knew better.
He was a murderer.
Jim knew better.
So he killed him. Because it was a prank. You know.
Out of his corpse emerged his twin he had absorbed, holding an alive Sprinkles.
"Hello, Angela."
AHAHAHA, I did it, I hope you liked the story of The Creep Who Murdered Her Cat :D [note to everyone who isn't Trisha: this is the only one of these ships that I do not support lol]