Bella Kills Edward, a twilight fanfic

edward and bella were lying in bed together after sweet cuddles and jokes

suddenly edward got up

"i smel communists" he said

bella looked at him aghast

she suddenly realized her lover was not down for the people's movement

so she said

"yes.. go check downstairs"

and so edward lept to go downstairs to sniff out the communism

and then bella opened her laptop and went to the mainframe

and she typed in

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and then edward came back

and she was like

"edward use the computer"

and he did

and then he got a virus and died