Kurt's Prince
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Glee
Chapter 1: Facebook Status
Kurt Hummel was going through his Facebook feed and noticed that Noah Puckerman broke up with Quinn Fabray yet again. Which was nothing new but the fact that Noah had posted, "I'm done Quinn and I'm gay!" On his Facebook page within days of Kurt posting, a picture of Blaine kissing Sebastian Smythe with the caption, "I'm done Blaine and I want a divorce!" Made Kurt curious.
After which, he sent Noah a private message on Facebook Messenger saying, "Puck, were you serious about what you posted? Because I don't think I could handle it if this was some cruel joke to mess with me." To which Noah replied saying, "I'm staying with Burt and Carole, Kurt. if that was a joke I wouldn't have told Quinn I was gay after I saw your post. Kurt, I was gay raped and I had my legs cut off; not Puckzilla. By the way, you're my first gay crush, and after I saw your post. I knew I had to come out and I almost didn't. Because I was afraid of this very thing."
Soon Noah is calling Kurt and as soon as he answered the call Noah says, "I, um, I love you, Kurt." At first, Kurt doesn't say a word then he says, "Say it again Puck." Noah clears his throat before saying, "I love you Kurt Hummel-Anderson! Look, Kurt, I know I am not the best at relationships here, but I want to be your prince. Okay? Now if you don't love me I will understand here." Then Kurt says, "Will you shut the hell up?! And I love you too Noah Puckerman!" Before he hears Burt say, "That's good to know son. Now, will you open the front door and let us in. it's raining cats and dogs out here!"
This makes Kurt run to his front door and as he opens the door. He sees Noah in a wheelchair and his parents are standing behind Noah. Before he says, "Dad, I thought you weren't going to be here until tomorrow. And how long has Puck been staying with you?" Noah answers saying, "Yesterday, after I came out on Facebook, Burt came to get me before coming here." Then Noah takes Kurt's hand and says, "Well, you going to kiss me or what?" Before he leans down to kiss Noah and they hear Blaine say, "You couldn't wait for me to at least sign the divorce papers first Puck?" To which Noah says, "Like you let Kurt know you were fucking somebody else? Blaine, you had your chance to be Kurt's prince and you blew it! Now, why the hell are you here?"
Blaine just walks to Liza Marie's room and goes to get her before saying, "To get what's mine." Then Liza Marie says, "Papa Nono!" Before she head-butted Blaine and broke his nose. Then Carole takes Liza Marie before Burt says, "It looks like your daughter loves her new Papa more. Now, why don't you leave while you still can, son?" Soon Blaine sees Noah and Burt cracking their knuckles before he is running out of the house." Then Liza Marie says, "Bye-bye, Poopy Blan!" Which made Kurt say, "I couldn't have said it better myself Liza Marie."
Soon Carole is putting Liza Marie on Noah's lap before Liza Marie says, "Liza Papa Nono's daughter, not Poopy Blan's! Liza loves Papa Nono!" Then she started to cry before Noah says, "It's okay, my little princess. Poopy Blan is gone and Papa Nono is here now." Then Kurt says, "She was there with me when I found Blaine kissing Sebastian Smythe." Then he looks at Noah and says, "Ha, she started calling you Papa Nono before you came out." Then Liza says, "Papa Nono, Poopy Blan is a big meanie he thought Dada loved you since my birthday, but it was me that loved you since that day. Poopy Blan was seeing Dirty Bas since that day." This makes Noah ask, "Liza Marie, why did you call Uncle Bas, Dirty Bas?" Liza Marie just says, "I saw Bas in my bed with Poopy Blan before Dada Kurt did and saw him kissing Poopy Blan!" Then Liza Marie put her head on Noah's shoulder before she broke down crying.
Liza Marie was soon asleep on Noah's lap and this made him cry. As he thought of Beth and about all the things he missed out on with her. Before he says, "Liza Marie, your Aunt Beth is my daughter and Aunt Quinn just gave her up without thinking of my feelings. She tried to get her back but I thought it was best that she stayed with your Nana Shelby. I don't regret it for one second but when you called me Papa Nono. It made me think that this could be my second chance to be a good daddy. Liza Marie I know you can't hear me but I fell in love with you before I fell for dada. Liza Marie, I promise you and your dada that I will be the best papa you could ever ask for." Soon he hears the others silently crying before he looks at Kurt and says, "I know that getting raped wasn't the best way for me to start swinging that way, but I will do whatever it takes to be your prince. Kurt, I know I just came out and I should give this some time. But when have you known me to take my time on anything?"
This made Kurt chuckle before saying, "Never. Ha, I know somebody else that's the same way." Then he looks at Liza Marie before saying, "She is so much like you and it was Sarah that noticed that first. Let's just say she was calling you Papa Nono before I saw Blaine with Bas. Especially around Sarah when we would go to the Lima Bean." This makes Noah say, "Smart girl. She knows what she wants and I bet she doesn't take no for an answer. Reminds me of someone else I know." Before he took Kurt's hand and kissed it. Then he handed Liza Marie to Carole and pulled Kurt onto his lap. Before saying to Burt and Carole, "I'm sorry to do this, but I want to be alone with your son." Burt just nods before Noah takes Kurt to his bedroom.
Chapter 2 will be up soon