before I start,
i am just glad you all enjoy it so far. though to be perfectly honest i am not happy with the first two. i feel it could be better.
still, in some scenes i enjoyed mentioning movies, toys, the family outtings on a friday night.
i enjoyed giving an origin to luna and lincoln's relationship. and i enjoy shipping lincoln and ruth (known as mazzy in the loud house)
i enjoy mentioning other nicktoons as a way to world-build that they're all connected somehow. i enjoy writing what i remember during the 90s, and i enjoy researching articals and old commercials of the 1990s. sometimes i listen to 90s music to get me into that mood to write.
and i enjoy putting my lunacoln OC lamis into the picture. i know she is not as popular as lyra, but the point in creating her 2-3 years ago was to have an OC to call my own and not reuse someone else's especially when i want to remove myself from the sinkids group to start my own thing.
i hope to flesh out javisuzumiya's character in the future installments. i hope that you all will enjoy these children of lincoln. Lamis, Lester, and Ruby.
so sit back, relax. and enjoy.
It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
some people say it's even harder to find.
Well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls
Cause all I see is a tower of dreams
real love burstin' out of every seam.
As days go by,
we're gonna fill our house with happiness.
The moon may cry,
we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness.
When days go by,
there's room for you,
room for me,
for gentle hearts an opportunity.
As days go by,
it's the bigger love of the family.
January 1995
Events came into place. like The World Trade Organization went into effect. Lawyers for British mass murderer Fred West ask for her release based on her inability to get a fair trial due to the publicity of her husband's suicide. Two Australian journalists, working for the British Broadcasting Corporation in Chechnya are held hostage by Russian troops for 24 hours before being released. and Prince Charles was photographed kissing his children's nanny on the Swiss ski slopes.
1995 was the golden age. before the dark times. before the 2000s.
where a kid can be a kid. when a kid could play outside until the street lights turned on. before technology gripped the minds of young children making them lazy and over-opinionated. when you can get hurt with bruises and no one called child protective services.
it was an age when bill Clinton was president, ninja turtles were on it's 7th season but its popularity was running out of steam. the powerhouse show Power Rangers already on its second season. Power Rangers The Movie was already underway and was set to be released this summer of June 30, 1995.
it was a golden age of cartoons. Disney's Gargoyles was the shit. fox kids had the tick, spider-man, Xmen, where on earth is Carmen Sandiego? life with Louie.
while adult animation had the critic, MTV'S ODDITIES The Head, and the Maxx and eon flux was on at its prime. and Beavis and butthead were ever popular.
it was an age of kiddom. for a kid, it was the age of wonder when Fridays were spent watching rented VSH of their favorite movie or rent a video game for their Sega Genesis. and weekends spent laying around watching tv, or going to the movies, or playing in the streets with their friends.
an age where the TV was your parent and kissing girls and hugging and teasing them was acceptable. it was an age before METOO. before SJW influenced rot the mind of Hollywood. it was an age when things were normal.
on January 5th school was back in session.
for a kid it was doomsday. back to the grind. back to the teachers and the school work. for lincoln loud, it was another day. and when it ended he got on the bus. almost always there were whispers. whispers of lincoln's child Lina.
Sam had a lawyer.
while sam shouldn't have any rights to the child, the judge was in her favor. it pissed him off. his mother would have mentioned the rape. but sam was pregnant. and against her better judgment, she just couldn't damn her.
and so lincoln and sam had shared custody.
Lina was with sam all week, and lincoln had her during weekends. but he doubted she'd keep her for long. he just had to wait things out. when the bus dropped him off, he trekked home.
when he got to the porch he let out a sigh and entered the house. he heard Disney's gargoyles on tv. when he turned to the living room, Lana was on the couch holding a Mattel's Hotwheels toy, an attack pack figure (the dark claw) it was a toy When you push certain parts of the vehicles, they open up their mouths and transform into animals, monsters or creatures with big teeth, tongues, eyes, and other stuff.
Lana had that and was doing that in front of Lamis who fussed and cried in reaction. lincoln let out a low growl and walked right up to Lana, Lana was startled and hid the toy behind her.
"what are you doing? stop scaring my baby!"
Lana took offense.
"I was not!"
lincoln began to have a headache.
"I just saw you!"
the argument would have gone longer. the click of the nob and the shut of the door and a long heavy sigh got lincoln and Lana's attention. they turned their heads and saw a tired Luna. dressed in Pizza Hut gear. the shirt, the pants, the hat, and the tag.
lana's eyes darted to the pizza boxes. pizza's that were ordered and were never picked up. pizzas that were meant to be thrown away by the end of the day. sometimes they were eaten by the workers, sometimes the workers would pretend to throw them away but stuff them in their cars.
for the louds since Lynn sr wasn't the breadwinner and was kicked out of the family, everyone picked up the slack. Luna, Leni, and luan got jobs to support the family. so luna bringing home un-picked up pizzas, it was a kids dream come true. free pizzas depending on what topping they were, were balls to the wall! all in all no one had to go hungry during such bleak times. of course, eating pizza every day can make one sick of pizza. not Lana though, she was a pizza whore. she ate so much pizza her shit stank of mozzarella.
luna dropped the two boxes and went over and plop on the couch. she reached and picked up her Lamis and cradled her with a smile. Lamis reached for her face and grabbed her earring and tugged.
"Wow! sh-mmmh! told you they're not toys honey" she gently removed Lamis's hand away from her earring and sighed. lincoln walked over and leaned in to kiss luna's cheek.
"thirsty?"
he asked. luna nodded and scratched her bushy hair as she removed the pizza hut cap. lincoln walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge door and grabbed can of Brisk tea.
and turned when he suddenly face to face with Lola. she smiled and ran a finger on his shirt up and down.
"heeey, linky."
he gave her a deadpanned expression.
"no. I told you, I'm focusing only on luna and ruth"
Lola hissed.
"and lucy."
Lord.
"not now, Lola."
she huffed.
"oh please. you get off to the idea railing my tight wet pus-"
lincoln covered his ears and sidestepped her.
"ah! ah! ah! not listening!"
Lola fumed.
"don't ignore me lincoln loud! don't forget you're my new daddy!"
lincoln ran out and into the living room and sat next to luna and handed her the can of tea. she grabbed it and cracked it open and drank the cooling tea into her gullet.
ahhh! that's Brisk baby!
their mother came with a box of church's chicken. (look it up) and upon eyeing Lana about to eat pizza, she snatched it away, slap it into the pizza box, and took it to the kitchen.
"No! you spoiled your dinner all week with pizza! you are eating chicken."
Lana looked at the box of chicken.
"awh man! churches chicken tastes like cat shit!"
luna gave a glare.
"spoiled brat"
Lana still pouted and crossed her arms.
"KFC is better."
lincoln open the box and grabbed a honey-coated biscuit and shoved it in Lana's mouth.
"hush up, their biskets are better anyway."
Lana bit into the biscuit and sat on the carpet floor. their mother came into the room with paper plates.
ruth came down holding her large belly.
"is that chicken I smell?"
luna nodded.
"yup. church's chicken gotta love it."
Rita called out her children and soon the loud family had dinner that afternoon.
that evening lincoln had his daughter in her crib. along with the newborn created by science. a testament in pissing in god's eye. Lester was his name. but, he wasn't a newborn. he was created by science but it seems he was about one or two years old. and he was a fussy little bastard.
but he seemed calmed enough to sleep next to lamis. in fact, it seemed he was always mellowed out when he was around her. when he wasn't he cried. alot. lisa would have helped but she was like, what? five? six?
in any case, luna took up the mantle as a mother figure. strangely he was just as calm when she fed him or changed him. their mother also watched over him. but when lincoln picked him up or tried to do anything with him, he cried. and that pissed him off. it seemed Lester favored the company of women.
lincoln still got involved with him whether he liked it or not. lincoln would purposely hug him and squeezed and Lester would get fussy and upset. yeah, that's right. feel my parental love you little shit. I'm gonna love you till you get red in the face.
and Lester did get red in the face and he would growl and start crying hard. and lincoln grinned at that and he hugged him and nuzzled his hair which only set him off even more.
sighing the 13 (who would be 14 this year) walked over to the bed which was just a mattress on the floor
Ruth was already in bed, resting. just as lincoln was unbuckling his pants and pulling them down luna came in with a huge smile.
"Hey dude, guess what! I was approved to getting food stamps for Lamis, Lina, and Lester."
lincoln paused.
"Are you saying I'm not doing enough to provide?"
she frowned, confused.
"no, I just-"
lincoln interrupted.
"mom could have added them in hers."
luna shrugged.
"Yeah, but they're not her kids and-"
lincoln again cut in.
"But you're saying we need help, that I'm not making enough"
luna was getting pissed.
"hey, man! You're not the only one who's working to get money!"
lincoln threw his shirt to the ground.
"We don't need help."
luna grunted.
"you really gonna pick a fight over this, fuck you, man. this isn't even about you."
ruth turned her head over her shoulder.
"c'mon guys. you do this all the time for the last three days."
lincoln and luna looked at each other.
"you two are loving, but when you fight...Jesus man."
lincoln sighed.
"I'm sorry luna I'm just...with school and work, i just get stressed out and-"
luna held up her hands.
"I should have asked you about it first. i wasn't thinking. all i was thinking was the kids"
lincoln nodded.
"gonna fuck and makeup now?"
ruth asked.
they blushed.
"I could use a blowjob."
he joked.
Luna rolled her eyes and smirked.
"just get ready for bed you dumbass."
Lincoln knew lucy loved horror.
while tales from the crypt was a no-no in this house for her.
tales from the crypt keeper the cartoon was alright. it was a water-down version of it though.
still, this didn't stop her from trying to view it.
lincoln, being a comic book nerd knew of the comic book series. he searched the shops for the reprints of tales from the crypt. vault of horror, the haunt of fear, weird fantasy. and SHOCK.
he so loved his little sister that he would go out of his way to further feed her addiction. today after school he was at the mall. again looking for something for her. now it wasn't her birthday. but he figured since he spent so much time with luna he decided to give his time to lucy.
ah, lucy.
there was something about her that gave him such a hardon. oh, man. and she gave awesome head. the preteen boy searched the KB Toys and had found a clearance bin full of the talking 12-inch crypt keeper doll.
"oh lucy I'm home"
he said in a horrible offensive Mexican accent (hey, it's the 90s! we had more freedom)
"that gets really old,"
she muttered as she put down her book and stared at him with her cold blue eyes.
he grinned and walked over and held a box of the doll.
she held it in her hand and stared at it.
she smiled and set it aside and reached out and hugged him.
he hugged her back and they stayed like that for a while.
"so, how have you been?"
she nuzzled his neck and sighed.
"just fine. bored but fine"
he nodded and stroked her hair lincoln knew he shouldn't have messed around with so many of his sisters. but it was what it was. it was all about maintaining a balance.
then there was a loud fucking crash.
lincoln's heart leaped into his throat and he bounced off like a panther on a black man and ran out and ran down the stairs. Lucy sighed and laid her new doll slide off the bed and stood on the carpet and sighed once more before walking out of her room.
when she got there, she paused.
ceramic shards everywhere, who to stand on the counter was Lester. and it was obvious what he was doing. getting a cookie from the cookie jar. an age-old classic crime. lincoln was cussing and throwing out bad words like an old Mexican pissed about the bullshit of life.
(like my father)
he grabbed the broom and started to sweep up the mess. glaring at his son. but said nothing. lucy had slippers on and walked over and grabbed the rolly polly baby.
"holy hell he's heavy."
she muttered.
"Yeah, that's why luna calls him baby Huey."
not in a mean spirited way, but more of a mother-figure who adored how pudgy he was.
lucy set him on the carpet and push him gently towards the living room. the couch was free. the tv was playing spider-man. the familiar theme song the words and guitar being played by a guitarist by Aerosmith.
spider-man
Spider-Man
Radioactive Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Radioactive Spider-Man
Spider blood
Spider blood
Radioactive spider blood
Lincoln sighed as he finished cleaning. lucy stood and admired him. rocky was a fucking faggot ass pussy compared to her brother who was manly and responsible. and while the women of the 2000s wanted sensitive pussy girl-man, nancy boys, women of the 90s really wanted a strong and responsible man to take care of them.
lucy could see herself as a housewife. to live and serve the breadwinner. yes, she knew women would frown upon her and women like her, but the old ways were the better ways. and she totally wanted to be a...hmmm...
"When will I have my child?"
lincoln was drinking a cherry 7up. it went up to his nose. the bubbles burned the inside of his nose he turned to the sink and coughed and hacked.
"w-what?! lucy, I can't! you're too young and-and-three is enough?"
lucy wasn't convinced.
"not now. but i want one."
she paused.
"on second thought, i want one now."
lincoln shook his head. as he turned to face her.
"lucy... if you girls keep getting pregnant people are gonna wise up..."
she smiled.
"Sweet Home Alabama."
lincoln deadpanned.
"you know I used to like that song until you girls ruined it."
lucy walked up and grabbed his crotch and messaged it. he blushed red.
"make me a mommy."
"aww shit."
he whimpered.
her hand was gentle. in fact, she knew how to work him. he shut his eyes as he felt her fingernails scrape against the fabric of his jeans. he clenched his teeth. ever since he started to raise these kids, ever since he has gotten a job he was like a magnet to these girls. and while he tried to focus on only two women, lucy and Lynn did not heed.
you shall not pass.
haha, nope. the balrog was gonna tie Gandalf in leather straps and make him his bitch.
"lucy.."
he panted.
she smiled.
"I hope for a boy."
she leaned and whispered.
"i will name him after Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee."
he gulped.
"Oh. oka-"
"LUCY! LINCOLN!"
They turned and saw their mother. hands at her hips and had a stern look on her face.
oh. shit.
Rita tried to date but it all seems pointless. because of Lynn, she developed trust issues.
work as a dental assistant was running on an all-time low. she needed a new job to earn her extra cash. thanks to her daughters Leni and luna and lincoln they didn't have to worry about the bills.
the fact that lincoln and luna had been having relations greatly disturbed her. but she couldn't deny that lamis was the most adorable child she had ever seen. along with lina of course. but these days as she watched lincoln closely all she saw was a young boy trying to parent.
she was going to the kitchen to start dinner when she caught lucy groping her brother, as he pinned him against the sink. she chastised them and shamed them for being so opened and chased them out of the kitchen.
she was deciding what to cook. but as of late it was fast food. all the time. because she lost her will to do anything anymore. Lynn cheating broke the camel's back. then the court that favored sam.
everything was a fucking mess.
and yet...
she couldn't lie to herself.
the lonely nights had her playing with herself.
and when she thought of the image of a man to fuck her brains out it was-
Lincoln.
and she felt dirty.
but it was the best orgasm she had in such a long time. she watched him, how he fathered his children. how he loved luna, how he loved ruth. and truth be told, she did catch ruth and lincoln going at it a few times.
she hid and watched. she watched how lincoln had so much energy. and fucked like a panther. she couldn't believe her eyes. and she suspected him in having relations with Lynn and lucy. and she knew-she knew if this got out of hand...
she stood up. it was Friday, January 6th. 6 am. and it was about time to wake the remaining children who went to school. namely, Lisa, luan, lucy, lincoln, luna and Mazzy already graduated. but Lola and Lana got sick.
and so she must make coffee.
the kids were up. lucy would go to middle school next year. lincoln was already in high school. and soon...
"Mom?"
Lucy muttered.
"I don't feel so good."
Rita felt her forehead and it was warm.
"oh shit. you might have caught something from Lola and Lana."
she sighed.
"stay home."
she looked at lincoln. he was getting toned and-STOP!
She shook her head.
she shouldn't! if she wasn't careful it'll be harm and she is damned if that's gonna happen!
"luna, you might have to play nursemaid today"
luna raised a thumbs up as she ate her Eggo waffles. well, the generic brand.
after she gathered the kids she took the secondary car.
and she checked behind her before pulling back.
today was gonna be another day at the grind.
Life was utter shit sometimes.
For luna loud working at pizza hut wasn't all that cracked up to be.
but she needed the money. so she delivered. and she saw some wild shit sometimes. she delivered to a house party. drunk dude offered her to join the party and well, she didn't cause she was on the timer. ya know, the whole delivery wars going on between dominos, pizza hut, and little caesars.
she once delivered to a dude in a fox costume. she didn't know what was going on, but she was pretty sure it was a bunch of guys and chicks in animal costumes having an orgy. weird.
then there was the normal family just having pizza on a nice evening. she couldn't help but think about her little brother, age five, sitting on the carpet having pizza while she and her sisters watched a movie. good old days man.
but now she was out of school, her mom badgering her about college while working to provide for her daughter Lamis, lina, and Lester. two weren't her kids, but she took the in under her wing. for a while now she hated lina and she had a good reason why. these days she mellowed the fuck out.
she wasn't a fucking kid anymore.
by the end of her day, she went home and took usually home a pizza that they were just gonna throw away into the garbage. but this time she ordered a fresh one. with a discount. it was one of those new stuff crust pizzas. she ordered two. and she called mom ahead of time before she started dinner.
she came home and saw lincoln on the couch. three kids, Lamis and lina sat on the floor playing with his Jurassic park toys, while Lester clung to his arm as they watched EEK the cat on the tv.
"Hey love."
she walked over and set the pizza down. Lamis saw this and they crawled towards it like zombies about to devour a victim dumb enough to be out in the open. Lester let go of lincoln's arm and got there first. luna stopped him and picked him up. Lester let out a strangled cry.
"sorry rolly polly, but this is for the family. gotta wait."
lincoln stood up.
"fuck that, I'm getting plates."
luna sat down and wrap her arms around the pudgy child and laid her head on the top of his messy brown hair watching the tv, as the eek the cat show was making fat jokes about eek's fat fucking chick.
when lincoln came back he took each slice. and each child got one. though he cut them into pieces for Lamis. Lester was already eating his and was babbling words. he was like three or four and he was a late speaker.
luna showed Lester how to eat the crust. he followed her lead. and his eyes widen and spat it out. he ripped the curst then ate the pizza.
"guess he doesn't like stuffed crust."
lincoln said.
"picky little shit."
luna grumbled.
"so linc, how was your day at sch-"
she turned to see lincoln passed out on the couch. she frowned. guess she wasn't the only one tired as hell. she watched the kids until her mom came in and sat with her. they talked for a while before the rest of the family came to eat pizza for dinner.
when lincoln woke from his nap cause Lola woke him by groping his crotch, he swatted her away and stretched to see Ruth sitting next to him and chewing pizza while watching a rerun of family matters.
family matters.
the show started off great but urkle stole the show and the episodes just became outlandish and stupid. but at least their family life was better than his. they were pure fiction. his family? did he really need to say anything?
Lola fumed and started yapping about how he never spend time with her anymore.
"you always give yer time to luuuuna, i mean, please. she'd ugly as sin. probably why sam cheated on her in the first place."
lincoln open his mouth but Ruth cut in.
"Hey, fuck you! don't talk about my chick like that!"
Lola looked disgusted,
"ugh. your worse looking than luna-"
oh shit.
"what the FUCK did you just say to me, you little-"
"STOP!"
Lincoln shouted.
"just, stop!"
he stood up and walked up the stairs. he really couldn't handle anymore fighting. his life was school. raising kids, going home, eat, sleep, go to school. weekends he was a paperboy and worked at the corner store as a grocery bag guy.
he was stressed and it showed. from the black circles under his eyes to his short temper. Lola was hounding him and he tried to limit his fooling around with just Ruth and luna. but lucy somehow got into the mix. and Lynn? oh, Lynn takes what she wants. she grabbed him and heaved him over his shoulder and looked at luna.
"he's mine for the next hour, go breastfeed your bastard kid with your cow tits, bitch"
and off they went to make love.
if you can call it that.
then it hit him... where was Lynn anyway?
the next night...
Lynn walked margo to her house.
but today was boring as shit. as with most days were. though she felt a bad vibe with Lainey and Alice. the two butches who fucked with her and her little brother.
they gave her ugly looks during lunch.
she walked home, not really thinking too much on it.
she looked forward to dinner. but if it's pizza again...
now she loved pizza, but having it everyday ruined it. now what she wanted was taco bell.
awww yeah. soft tacos, small nachos,-or-or! Long John Silver's chicken planks. ughhh. fuck yeeeah.
maybe she can convince her mom to go there. shit, even pato's tacos would be good. or burger king. fuck. she was hungry.
before she knew it, she fell on the sidewalk. something hit her from behind. when she turned she saw the two infamous dykes. Lainey and Alice.
"you just had to tell the whole school, huh bitch?"
Alice said with a sneer.
"we'll have to teach you a lesson not to mess with us LGBT folk."
Lainey said with a growl.
Lynn tried to run but Alice tackled her, only for Lynn to kick her in the stomach and get off the ground and tried to run. the two deviants chased her like a pair of Doberman pinchers.
Lynn was fast. but the two were even faster. fueled by hate for Lynn loud. one wrong step and Lynn tripped. she felt they were standing looking down at her. when she turned her waist and stared up at the two mean butches the two rubbed their knuckles and ganged up on Lynn.
Ruth laid on the couch petting lincoln's hair. for a boy, he sure got a lot of attention from his sisters. it made it hard for her to even get one blasted moment with him. but the time was right and there she was, with a belly showing signs of the developing child.
she listened to Rita talking to luna about pizza. she didn't want the family eating that tonight. they were talking about what to eat when the front door opened and out limb in Lynn. her eye was bruised and lincoln got off of ruth as he rushed forward towards her sister. soon everyone was crowding her.
Lynn explained to her mom what happen and Rita seeing as she knew who they were called their parents. and when Rita explained what had happened, that Lynn was harassed because the two deviants were gay and harassed her for her pussy and when she didn't give, they beat her ass.
the two would be in deep shit with their parents now. Lynn was on the couch and with a bag of ice on her swollen eye. Rita, her soon to be mother in law fussed over her daughter. when she asked if there was anything she wanted, Lynn gave a sheepish smile.
"can we go out and have long John's silver's?"
"so I was just walking home when Lainey and Alice jumped me"
Lynn said as she sipped her soda.
the family went to long john silvers.
and if it weren't for Lincoln, luna, and luan, and ruth making money they probably wouldn't be able to have the cash to pay for the food.
lincoln had Lamis, and Lester in their baby boosters, staying close. Lina of course was at her mother's until the weekend. lincoln didn't think about it much. it only made him mad.
for one thing, he knew Lynn was bullshitting through her teeth about her ex-best friends wanting to touch her junk. but he knew she was spreading the rumor about them being gay. though he already thought everyone knew about it at this point.
he was so zoned out he didn't hear ruth talking. he blinked and looked at her.
"huh?"
Ruth repeated.
"I said I'm going to change my entire name. I got the cash and I'm gonna make it legal."
lincoln blinked again.
"so what are you gonna name yourself?"
she had a cocky grin.
"Mazzy Loud."
he stared.
"what? I might as well take your last name"
she nudged.
"unless you wanna wait until your legal to marry me eh?"
he blushed. luna smirked and rolled her eyes.
Luna turned her attention to Lester, his hair comb to the side and wearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle shirt. a handy-down from waaay back in 1988. she simply adored the brown hair boy and stroked his hair back.
"he gets into all sorts of messes."
lincoln commented.
"not even Lamis is that destructive."
luna snorted.
"lamis is still a baby. she's gonna be a year old in February"
"and Lester's what?"
"three years old."
Lisa said as she ate some fries.
"why you create a kid anyway?"
lincoln asked.
"to piss in the eye of God so to speak."
lincoln sighed and turned his head and noticed Lola giving him looks. his mother nudged her and she stopped. between luna, and ruth (soon to be Mazzy) Lynn and lucy he was swamped. not that he didn't like being loved by so many girls. but he needed time to himself. and he rarely got it between them and taking care of the kids-
"uh-oh."
his eyes rolled and looked at luna.
"little baby Huey looks like he's gonna hurl."
he looked at the chubby boy he was leaning back, holding a chicken plank.
"...h...how many did he eat?"
luna checked.
"he had two, and i have him a third and-"
"kids his age don't eat that much"
luna stared at him as if he was a retarded faggot. with a capital R and F.
"Dude, Lester eats a lot and-"
"well, it looks like he overate!"
Lisa muttered-
"he took one of mine so-"
they both stared at her.
"he overate."
luna muttered and quickly grabbed the chub out of his booster seat and carried him to the bathroom. but a man got in the way, and it was too late. lester let out a noise and puked rivers of vomit hitting the man's chest. the man let out a bitch scream as chunks of mixed puke and chicken was all over his shirt, pants, and shoes.
Luna stared.
"Hey man, you got in his way."
lincoln rubbed his face and got off the seat, but his mom sat him down and went to work to secure the situation. lincoln rubbed his skull and looked at his food. for the first time in his life he questions what the hell was he doing? baning sisters, having babies. 13, and already a dad. working his fingers to the bone he should be going out with friends, going to the pizza place, hanging out at 711, harassing that Hindu kid who speaks broken English.
but no, he had to take care of this worthless bra-
a hand was grabbing his shoulder. slowly he turned his head to look at the green eyes of his daughter lamis. her hands reaching out. all the negative thoughts washed away and he reached and picked her up. cradling her in his arms. he sighed as she made babbling noises as she buried her face on his chest.
oh. yeah. that's why. it was that very feeling he had that made him man up and get a job. it was that very feeling that reminded him there was more importance than his own. it was this feeling alone that made felt like...
Superman.
"go to the van, get an extra set of clothes i packed for him"
he heard his mother say.
"boy mom, how'd you know?"
Luna asked as she grabbed the keys.
"because as a mother i came prepared. once you vomited during a vacation trip. and all over lincoln no less."
his eyes cracked opened and vividly remember that. once Lester was changed to some clean clothes and his face washed the family was off on the road again. the fast-approaching weekend was coming. for today was the 6th of January. and talks about sam dropping off Lina came into the conversation.
"Hey guys, you remember the cookouts we had on Saturdays?"
luan asked as she leaned back. still sporting a grunge look cause of the influence of her boyfriend roger Klotz.
"i remember dad used to do the cooking."
luna pointed it out.
"then lincoln will take up the mantle."
Rita said. making lincoln do a double-take.
"w-what?"
Rita drove a familiar road.
"well, if you can have sex with your sisters and have babies with them, your man enough to start cooking Bar B. Que for the family. your dad taught you how to cook and seasoned them, right?"
he nodded.
"Great! then we're going to go get some stakes."
off to H.E.B. they go.
the family like a pack of animals stormed the store like a bunch of Mexicans who just got their food stamps and looked up what treats they would hopefully get. but Rita was firmed about it. that only sodas and stakes were going to bought. maybe a few chips. no fruit pies. which made Lana disappointed.
lincoln was with his mother as she picked some good stakes. he noticed Liam across. buying some cold cuts. from what he knew he really manned up and took charge in caring for parvana. everyone knew what happen to her and how her religious ass parents kicked her out. Liam seemed to have gain popularity with the girls. but they dared not touch him. still the fact that he was taking care of her and the baby within... yeah.
parvana was standing next to him her belly already showing signs of the child. and his dad, a gun-toting redneck who you would think would be against it was all but okay with it. from what liam told him, his dad expected Liam to be responsible for his actions.
he admired that. hell, Liam and parvana were more normal than he was. and he had three fucking kids under his belt. when he was spacing out his mother's sharp tone brought him out of it.
"ah-ah-ah! lincoln!"
he turned his head. his mother pointed. he followed her finger and saw Lester was making a run for it. lincoln cursed under his breath and chased after him. the thing is about Lester was obvious. he got into a lot of shit. Lester was grabbing a container of conchas. (Mexican sweet bread)
but as lincoln grabbed and picked him up, the row of containers fell. some didn't open when they hit the floor, others did. and every eye was on him. and he wanted to strangle Lester. but he kept reminding himself. he's just a child.
"is he always like that?"
he turned to see Liam in a white plain shirt, jeans. - since when was he suddenly stylish? lincoln sighed and glared down at the boy who tried to grab one of the bread from the floor.
"you have no idea"
Liam looked at the pudgy kid then at lincoln.
"ya know there are rumors you been banging yer sisters"
lincoln nearly dropped Lester.
"what! -no!"
he paused.
Liam scratched his nose.
"no one's really listening though. ah certainly don't think you did"
lincoln frowned.
"How bad is the rumor?"
"let's just say it's not as bad as prego Ronnie, loud."
lincoln knew that voice. roger, fucking Klotz stood there with luan hanging off of his arm.
"don't worry loud, I steer that rumor away by refocusing the attention on sluttie anne"
Luan laughed.
"Hahaha! nice pun hun."
Roger chuckled.
"no problem babe."
they kissed.
lincoln cringed at the sight.
Lana saved her money by doing odd jobs. one of them was plumbing.
and while the neighborhood may have found it odd, there was no doubt in their mind that she did a better job than most high-paying sleazy bastards.
thus she learned two things. helping out a community and learning a value of a dollar. and with that money, it was rightfully hers and thus she got to buy whatever she wanted. and right now,
she was browsing what they had. and what she found excited her a little. power rangers. yes, the morphinphenomenon that took the world by storm two years ago was still as hot as ever.
she rushed to the pegs and checked out what they had left. she snatched the flip-head figure (or auto Morphin as they are also known as) of the green ranger. she did a happy little dance as she had been wanting this figure since last year. her parents couldn't find him. of course, they didn't.
the toys were still too hot to handle. they sold out everywhere. but she was lucky enough to get the red ranger. but now he was old news as the green ranger was now the most popular guy ever. even her sister luna found Tommy hot. she rushed to her mother just as she did her siblings were now gathered to head home.
when the family got home, everyone went to do their own little thing. the food and cokes and some treats were put away for tomorrow's cookout. lily was put to bed. as were Lamis and Lester. lincoln was in his old room and sighed as he thought about the day. regardless of it all, he felt lucky to have kids. he loved them. and he simply couldn't wait to see Lina again.
and he wanted more. he sighed and told himself 'all in due time and if he ever got to go to the store. he left and showered and got into his PJs before heading up to the attic and went to bed.
7 am. the crack of dawn.
Lincoln awoke with the sounds of Lester crying. because his alarm clock scared him. Lamis, however, was dead-sleep. she could be asleep even if luna was screaming from sexual ecstasy.
he stopped the clock, and luna got up to tend to Lester. lincoln sighed and wrap his arms around his woman. his woman... sure. yeah. he had a thing for her for such a long time. and now they're parents...
even now the first thought was guilt. guilt for having a baby with her. guilt for forcing luna into being a mother, crushing her dreams of being a rock star. and fucking up his own life. and just...
"you're thinking negative again aren't you?"
ah. she knew.
"no?"
she turned and stared at him. he blushed and scratched his ear. flinched. a new pimple was developing on the edge of his earlobe. ouch.
he got himself dressed and grabbed a piece of toast that his mom had a stack of. busying herself making breakfast. a task once made by his father. but alas, he was a fucking dog and cheated on his own mother.
lincoln thought briefly of taking his dad's place. in mid-chew, he stopped and shuddered.
the idea of being with his own mother made him feel like shit. it wasn't enough he had his sisters...
pushing that thought out of mind he went off.
the day was lackluster. he bagged the food, mop the floor, then was sent to restock on supplies. nothing much. when lunch came around he went into the back room and grabbed his bag.
"is that a Reuben sandwich?"
Asked a boy. a year older than lincoln.
"Hey Arnold"
Arnold Shortman was a good guy. optimistic, helps people. a genuine guy. a guy better than even Lincoln himself. he has a weird shape head though. but overall he was pretty fucking normal.
"Yeah, mom's been giving me special treatment."
he lowkey hope she wasn't planning on seducing him. a cold shudder went down his spine.
Arnold sat down and pulled out a coca cola and a meatball sub.
the 13-year old smiled.
"wow, look at yours."
Arnold chuckled.
"Yeah, my mom is kinda the same way."
lincoln nodded.
"dude, that whole trip to San Lorenzo and having an adventure, finding your parents...that's wild."
lincoln admitted. all lincoln had to worry about was being found out he fucked his sisters, worry about having enough money for bills and food for his children, and putting up with a sometimes drunk mother who sometimes goes into a depression. that and Lola hounding him for his shlong.
"and a girlfriend."
Arnold said as he took a bite. lincoln nodded and took a bite of his own sandwich. after lunch lincoln went back into the grind. once five o clock rolled around he did some minor things he needed to do before he clocked out. he walked out and upfront to unlock the chain to his bike. and just as he was going to hop on, a car honked and he turned to see the familiar vanzilla. once mom divorced dad, she snagged the old family van. a final fuck you by taking the van handed down by son by son.
lincoln wasted no time in putting the bike in the back. and went to sit in the front. mom then drove forward. lincoln buckled up. the radio played "be my lover" by the real McCoy. Lincoln suddenly felt something was amiss. her silence said everything.
"Lina's not coming today."
"what?"
Rita sighed.
"Sam and Chunk took her to chunk's grandparent's house. apparently, they're not just visiting but planning to move there. which is an hour away from where we live"
"WHAT!"
the nerve of her. first, she got to have lina live with her, and why? because she has a fucking vagina! now she's taking his daughter far away from her. if sam wanted she could try to get full custody. and the judge would rule in her favor. the nerve! women's rights is all fine and dandy but when they try to make themselves the victims...
"SON OF A BITCH! MOTHER FUCKER!"
"LINCOLN!"
Lincoln crossed his arms and snarled. Rita sighed and placed a hand on his head.
"I know sweetie, I'm not happy either."
the BBQ went well.
lincoln's mother showed him the ropes and ruth showed him how to spice it up and give it flavor. overall the burgers, stakes, and hotlinks came out pretty good as lincoln found he was a natural at it. the whole family went inside to eat. Lola and Lana were in their rooms as they got to watch their rented tape troll in central park.
Lester ate his burger in the messiest way possible. he sat with luna, ruth, lucy. and Leni. he was wedged between luna and ruth. their hands laid on his lap. rubbing and their hands laid on his crotch. he bit his lip as he was aroused.
they giggled and lincoln was red in the face. a third hand reached and laid on top of the other two. ruth and luna looked to see Leni and she smiled.
"Can I join?" said Leni.
Rita snapped them all into attention
"NOT ON THE COUCH!"
They all let go and looked ashamed.
"Sorry mom"
Rita sighed and went and sat on the chair. eating some ribs.
Lincoln sighed heavily and stood up.
"I'm going to my room."
and up he went.
once he entered his old room a sense of peace came over him. he got undressed and put on his PJ pants before laying on the bed. he was about to lay when the door open and closed. he figured it was luna and Mazzy as they seem 'in the mood' but alas, it was - Lola.
and she was already in her nightgown. without a word, she crawled on the bed.
"Lola, no how many-"
"oh don't act like you don't want me, lincoln."
Lincoln looked more irritated. she laid on his side and placed a hand on his bare chest and rubbed in circles.
"but aren't you lucky? having your sisters wanting you." she rubbed her nose against his neck. he would be repulsed but admittingly it felt nice. the sweet smell of her shampoo. he held his breath.
"you and lucy certainly made a lot of time for each other."
that's only because he related with lucy. and she was so sweet in bed. cuddling, her black fingernails kneading his shirt. her soft kisses on his ear and neck. the way she moaned when he railed her in her bed. the way she gave slow sensual blow-
"And besides...I know you've been staring at my butt."
shit.
it was only because the flesh is weak. but he fought the temptation. but...her size self so good to hold ...and to pound. and the last time they did mess around, the way she buried his rod in her mouth and just suc-
DAMNIT!
This should be rated PG13!
Lola began kissing his chest. rubbing her tongue over a nipple. he grabbed her shoulders. she begins to suckle. and lincoln trembled. her other hand placed on his crotch. lincoln gulped. spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. his hand grabbed her ass. and she purred.
"c'mon daddy,"
she said her eyes half-closed. her blue eyes beckoning him.
"let your little girl make you feel all better."
after a hard day's work...after learning he wouldn't spend time with Lina the daughter he will always treasure... suddenly the idea of laying lola, hell, leni or any of his sisters didn't seem so bad.
so he gave in.
and he had the best orgasm he ever had in a long while.
especially when she called him daddy during.
since January Lainey and Alice have gone missing.
for a short time, Lynn was seen as a suspect but was quickly dropped
as she was with her family at the time.
it was now March 31th 1995.
time, 7.09 PM Friday
Lucy Loud had an understanding with Luna. as they had a long talk about lincoln. luna understood why lucy was smitten by the white-haired angel.
and she understood that some of the girls wanted some attention. it was a rainy evening. and Lester and Lamis laid on a small bunk-bed laid on the living room floor. the tv played Frankenstein (1931) and the lights were off saved for a few candles being lit. and on the couch was lucy, snuggling up with her brother who watched the movie.
lucy knew he was relaxed. more than he ever been in months. her hand stroked his hair and he sighed. she smiled and nuzzled his neck.
he wrapped his arm around her waist. and she smiled.
"I love Fridays."
she whispered.
"as do i."
just then the front door opened. luna and ruth and Leni came in with umbrellas
"dude! pause the movie!"
lincoln did, luna grabbed the remote and changed it to channel 5.
"one of the biggest stars in Tejano music, Corpus Christi Selena is dead."
lucy and lincoln's eyes widen as they sat up. shocked would be an understatement. it was downright topsy turvy, it was... surreal. Leni whimpered and lean on luna clenching onto her shirt. it was no big secret that Leni and Lori were big fans. ever since bobby at the time he was with Lori showed her the greatness that was Selena.
"the woman suspected of shooting Selena is still holding police at bay. you're looking at a live picture right now. coming to you from navigation where the standoff continues she had a gun."
"kill that bitch."
Ruth muttered.
"they would if she was black"
lucy said.
"has a gun pointed at her head."
said the newsman.
the group watched.
"it's our top story tonight. Friday, March 31st, 1995. - the shooting happened a little before noon today. she was shot twice in the back. at least one shot severed a major artery"
lincoln flinched at that.
Leni wailed.
"ohhh Noooooo!"
Leni wasn't bright but even she knew Selena was pretty much dead on the spot. the blond cried heavy tears as luna tried her best to comfort her. rita. their mother came in from the phone after ordering some pizzas from pizza hut.
"what's wrong?"
she said concerned.
"Selena's dead mum."
luna said.
"yeah, some cunt shit her"
said ruth. Rita turned her head to the tv and stared.
"Oh, shit..."
the news continued to give the coverage: "police say CPR began immediately but Selena was in critical condition when she left the scene in an ambulance today"
Rita say on the arm of the couch and watched with her kids. just then Lynn came down and looked at everyone she raised a brow.
"what's going on?"
"Selena's dead."
ruth and luna said in unison.
"no way!"
she too joined in to watch the tv.
"you are looking at live pictures a steady stream of mourners pay last respects tonight two Tejano music stars Selena. Selena Quintanilla-Pérez is dead at the age of 23."
Rita shook her head. she often wondered why God gave these people all this fame only to die from accidents, crazed fans, or from a drug overdose. as if on cue the phone rang and Leni was there in a flash. she answered it.
"Lori! I know! it's terrible!"
Rita knew the two were super close.
as the evening wore on so did the news of a serial killer. since late last year and within the coming month's young people had gone missing. the news suspected that Lainey and Alice were the latest victims of the crime. Rita worried and looked at her children.
"I think it's best that you girls come home before dark. if this keeps happening we'll have to put safety measures."
that night they had pizza hut. when the phone rang Rita answered. a short while she hung up. and walked over to lincoln who sat on the floor with Lester feeding him bits of pizza.
"honey, it was sam. she feels it isn't safe to have Lina here knowing there's a killer."
lincoln would be raging pissed. but it was logical. he simply nodded. Luna feeding Lamis a bottle sighed heavily. Lina did come for visits, but it became less and less. but it was a subject that would only make a whole day turn into utter shit.
and the death of Selena just made their day just as shit. Lola sat next to lincoln and kept giving him horny looks. she knew cause she gave him horny looks. lincoln always said he wanted to just focus on her and ruth. but on the plus side, he was becoming more mellow.
"jeez Lola, quit trying to fuck our brother in front of everyone."
luna said. Lola blushed red. lincoln sat straight and looked at his mother. she wasn't there. thank god. still, he felt eyes on him. before he felt lucy wrap her arms around him.
"he's mine tonight."
Lucy said firmly.
"that's not fair!"
Lola pouted.
"too bad little lady. lucy called dibs on him last night."
luna said.
"isn't it fucked up that we had to pick days when to have him?"
ruth said rubbing her large belly
"hey..how many months till you pop that girl out anyway?"
"it's been five months," said ruth.
Rita came in and threw a box of condoms at lincoln's head.
"here. we cant keep getting your sisters pregnant."
Lucy sighed.
"if it's a boy, I'll name him Lugosi."
lincoln smirked.
"and if it's a girl, Lupa?"
he joked.
"hell no."
she cringed.
"if it's a girl, I'll probably name her Lutra."
Lisa raised a brow.
"you're going to name a girl after a Lutra is a genus of otters? as in one of seven in the subfamily Lutrinae?"
Lucy paused.
"I thought it meant pearls."
Lisa sighed.
"fucking retard."
lucy barked!
"fuck you!"
Rita hushed them quick. Lamis yawned widely and her head titled.
"looks like it's sleepy time."
luna stood up. lincoln held Lester who also yawned.
it was 9:20. the two left the living room. Lynn stood up and stretched
"well, I'm gonna turn in any way."
Lola stared.
"on a Friday night?"
Lynn shrugged.
"well, yeah. I'm pretty beat from hanging out with margo today"
with that, she walked up to the stairs. and into her room. she shut it closed. and waited. when she was sure lucy wasn't following since she was going to spend the night with lincoln anyway. this gave her the free time she needed. walking to her bed. she crawled under then pulled out something.
she dimmed the light a little before getting cozy on her bed. it still rained and thundered. with a sigh of peace, Lynn grabbed the object of her desires.
it was a book. Lynn wasn't much into books. but this caught her eye. and the story sounded cool. so she gave it a shot. hell, she paid for it with her own money. from what she understood was that it was the eighth book in the series call Redwall.
it was titled "THE OUTCAST OF REDWALL" she got it today at the store. and she was eager to start something...and the way things were going, she needed an escape.
She opened the book and began with page 1.
: It was a warm old autumn afternoon of russet and gold, a time for legends and stories of seasons long gone...
TO BE CONTINUED