Hey there heartbreakerninja here,

yes i know this is not the fic you were probably looking for me to be writing. Dont worry the other stuff thats not finished will get done...eventually...I blame my ADHD for this lol.

Anyway This idea jumped in my head and would not leave. Not till it got put on paper so enjoy my ADHD made plot bunnies.

Clint was not sure if this was going to be the most exciting mission or the most boring. It was too soon to tell and he did not have enough info to go off of yet. The debrief had been somewhat vague to be honest. Vaguer then many of the sketchier missions he has done.

Apparently, there was an Intel black out going on in Paris. Even with pressure being put onto the Mayor by SHEILD, he refused to budge and tell Fury what exactly was going on. All they knew was some strange stuff was going on in the city and they did not have any information on what it was.

Freak weather coming and then disappearing within the same hour. A wormhole opening up and then disappearing over the city. A passenger bullet train disappearing and then reappearing in space. Only for it to reappear in London after crashing through Big Ben. Satellite imaging showed the Eiffel tower being moved around and even crashed down at one point only for it to be "magically" fixed in the next few minutes. Not to mention the crazy birds. Migration patterns where all out of whack across the city.

And that was what it boiled down too. Possible Magic gone wrong; or technology that was mimicking magic. Clint didn't know which would be worse. Which was why he was being sent in. To do recon on the situation and report back to Fury. Natasha wasn't going to be with him in the beginning but would meet up with him later if need be. The other Avenger would also be on standby if the situation were a lot worse than they thought. Clint just hopped mind control was not involved. One time was one time enough thank you very much.

Getting off the plane was easy enough and traffic to his hotel room was also bearable. So far no signs of anything weird. He did see some merchant carts on his way selling some weird fan merch of two kids dressed in weird suits. Clint shrugged it off as being a weird new k pop band or something. He had better things to worry about than weird teen idol obsessions.

*3 hours later*

'OK so not a weird new K-pop band.' Clint thought sarcastically; as he peered over the ledge of the building he was using for cover.

He had been walking around to get the lay of the land and see if there was anything weird; as well as listen to the local gossip to see if they knew anything. So far, he had learned nothing all that useful. He was on his way back to the hotel room to get something to eat when he heard the first scream. Then saw everyone was running. Of course, that meant that he was running the other way. He moved to the rooftops to get a better look after the walkways became too crowded and to undo his compound bow that had been compacted and hidden in a gym bag along with his quiver. As soon as he could, he looked towards where the crowed had been running from. What he saw made him stop dead.

"You have GOT to be kidding me." Clint groaned. His bow limp in his hand. Before him was what looked like a giant Tetris board and some kid in a weird silver and purple Kirby costume? It was so unreal. Being a SHIELD agent as well as an Avenger meant that he'd seen some crazy stuff but this was a completely new level of weird. Moreover, what was the miraculous thing the weirdo was yelling about? Moreover, who the heck was Ladybug and Chat Noir?

Before he could get the dumb idea of going up an asking, suddenly two shadows came over his head and landed on the building in front of him. If the kid in the Kirby costume didn't send him for a loop. The two kids in skintight costumes did. One of them was dressed like a cat for crying out loud. Bell, tail, ears and all. What in the world where kids doing out here? What the heck was going on in Paris?!

Again before he could be stupid enough to ask the cat boy turned to look straight at him before nudging the girl in red beside him.

"Hey Ladybug; who's the cat with the bow?" The cat boy asked causing the girl in red to turn and look behind her. Before Clint could do, more than open his mouth and half wave the girl gave him the frostiest look that sent a shiver of Déjà vu ran through him. Crap it was like looking at an angry Nat in miniature form.

"I haven't the slightest idea Chat, but he better stay out of our way." The now Dubbed Ladybug stated just as coldly as her look with the unspoken "or else" not being said but heard loud and clear by Clint. Snap it was like looking at a miniature Black Widow and wasn't that a scary thought!

Furthermore, because Clint had been partners with THE Black Widow, he knew when to stand down and when to ignore a direct order from one. This looked like one of those times to stand down and just let them do their thing. So he made a show of putting his bow on his back and holding his hands out. Ladybug gave him a nod before turning back to the battle ahead.

Clint sat back and watched the very impressive battle between two obvious teenage superheroes and something they called an Akumatized Victim? He was not happy to learn brainwashing seemed to be involved if what he gathered from the battle was what he thought he gathered. Nor did he really like the idea of teens fighting an adult battle. Nevertheless, they handled themselves remarkably well.

He made himself scarce as soon as he had seen Ladybug looking for him. Her piercing Blue eyes looking at the spot he had been at only moments before narrowed when he was no longer there. Cat boy seemed to be just as nervous, feeding off his partner's unease. Neither looked happy that he was no longer where they had left him. Then he had to duck behind an air vent when Ladybug whipped around to his new spot. He could feel the cold stare from behind the vent. Yikes, she WAS a baby Widow.

Baby Widow still had some learning to do though as she and her partner did eventually leave. Clint let loose the breath he was holding before carefully heading back down to the streets and to his hotel room.

Whelp. He knew what the blackout was about now. Fury was not going to like it; he did not like dealing with baby supers, Magic or no Magic. HR was not going to like it much either because he was going to be asking for hazard pay for this. The world is not ready for another Black Widow.

So what you all think? I'm thinking of doing one for all the Avengers. Or at least as many as I can fit. Might even do the Wakandians Because that would be hilarious. Though to be honest they probably already knew about the guardians. Still be super funny.

Anyway,

This whole fic came from a single made up conversation between Clint and SHIELD HR. and I cracked myself up so bad I wrote this thing. For those wondering this is what the made up conversation was:

HR Lady: Mr. Barton why are you asking for hazard pay for this last mission?

Clint: Because I just had the pleasure of meeting a miniature Black Widow in the making and I, nor the world, was prepared to deal with that.

HR Lady: …Please tell me you're joking….?!

Clint: …. Not even in the slightest.

And then the poor woman has a stroke...or just passes out and poor Clint has to explain to Fury how he put the HR Lady in the hospital.

I haven't decided how to go from here but I do want them to meet Tony, Steve (young), and Natasha eventually. Fury maybe as well. But will see where this goes.

Let me know what you think and if there is a certain Avengers/Marvel character you would like to meet Ladybug and Chat. Or if you have general chapter ideas. Can't guarantee anything but I will take your ideas into advisement and you never know you may see it in the next chapter.

until next time.

See ya in the next chapter,

heartbreakerninaja