This is just a random dialogue I thought of between Luna-Claire (my Ravenclaw OC), Luna Lovegood, and Phoenix Rhodes (my Slytherin OC). I'm using the topic of a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin discussing using an icicle as a murder weapon, with my own flair of course. So, without further delay, please enjoy my new completely random story!
"Hey Loony?"
"Don't call me that, Bird-Brain. What?"
"You know you are. Would an icicle make a good murder weapon?"
"Hmm… that's actually… you know, I think it is."
"Couldn't you just use the rain though?"
"Oh, hi Luna."
"Hello Luna."
"Stop confusing me, you two!"
"So, Luna, why do you assume that it's raining?"
"Well, Luna, logically you would murder while it's raining so that you don't have to clean up the mess?"
"You still have to clean up the body! And stop ignoring me you two!"
"Good point. No one's ignoring you, Phoenix."
"This is why I'd do it in a graveyard while it's raining. The rain would take care of the blood, and it would be fairly easy to just bury another body?"
"What the heck are you guys talking about?!"
"Oh, hi Cho."
"What's this about killing in a graveyard, Luna-Claire?!"
"In the rain!"
"Yeah, yeah, Lovegood. We all know that an icicle serves our every need!"
"Ha! In your face Luna's!"
"Shut up Phoenix!"
"Please be quiet Phoenix."
"No one asked your opinion, Rhodes."
Just if anyone was wondering, 'Loony' is Phoenix's name for Luna-Claire, and 'Bird-Brain' is Luna-Claire's nickname for Phoenix. I hope someone actually likes the wreck that is my story.
peace out for now,
Cor Mortiferum