The day began with someone breaking Nazi-Germany's femur, the scream he projected waking everyone up. The war had just ended. Fascism just got memed on and the USSR finally had friends. But, alas, the USA awoke to a letter in his mailbox. He gently opened the mailbox to see a letter of deep red. Probably from the USSR. He opened the letter as he read the very fine text. Definitely from the USSR. How could he tell? Well for starters the word comrade was repeated 56 times. Anyways, as the USA continued reading he made a shocking discovery. The USA had been invited to the USSR's Birthday Party. He scoffed. He didn't really like the USSR and the USSR didn't like him but he found it necessary to improve diplomatic relations, which were cold at best. So the USA put on his NATO Merch, unavailable as of now.
He left his house and walked down the street to the very grey wall which the USSR had built to separate the East from the West. Why? Kids had been spraypainting anti-communist slogans onto the cars of the Eastern Bloc. Anyways, the USA went through the border check and immediately felt the atmosphere grow one degree colder, probably because the wall carried a lot of shade. It was a very big wall and had a nice gate. Anyways, the USA went over to the USSR who was sitting on a bench, admiring the park. It was a very green park. The USA showed the USSR the invitation and then escorted the USA to her house. Belarus would've been there too, Belarus was murdered, however. He shouldn't have been in the Polish Neighbourhood. Maybe he'll learn next time. The USSR had readied a table for two in the corner of the grey room. It wasn't a nice room. It had torn walls and you could see the pipes. Although the USSR had a very comfy bed so I guess it was worth it. On the table, there were two slices of generic cake.
The USA explained that he couldn't really get the USSR anything for their birthday. The war was very expensive but the USSR glared a very understanding glare. The two sat and ate the Cake. The USSR had invited other NATO and Warsaw Pact members but they never turned up, most of them had been murdered when they passed through the Polish Neighbourhood and the rest were injured when they passed through the Polish Neighbourhood. Even France was murdered. France was found in a car which was then Stolen after it had been put in the Polish Neighbourhood.
The USA and USSR sat down and ate their cake slices. There was plenty to go around as the others had been murdered or injured as they had passed through the Polish Neighbourhood. Even Norway was murdered but his body was stolen after it had been placed in the Polish Neighbourhood. Poland never turned up to the party, if you can even call it that because he was too busy murdering people in the Polish Neighbourhood.
The cake was very generic. It has some icing in the middle and some on top with a candle for the USSR to blow out. That was it. Literally. The USSR got to blow out the candle, except for the last time which was ruined by Nazi Germany. Nazi Germany never turned up because he was murdered as he passed through the Polish Neighbourhood. In the Polish Neighbourhood, Nazi Germany was never found, all that was located of him was a dirty old letter which had some dirty writing on it.
After the cake had been eaten they decided it was time to play a party game. The best of all. Pass the Parcel. Nobody won. They split it even in the end. With the festivities over the USA bid the USSR farewell and left. The USSR locked the doors and windows and simply crawled into bed and went to sleep. After the USA had left the USSR's house he saw that it was getting late so he decided to pass through the Polish Neighbourhood. The USA walked through the dark street and was feeling fine until he saw two dark figures walking behind him, the USA began to run as the two figures chased after him. They shouted at him in Polish as they unsheathed knives. The USA was starting to get exhausted until he saw the end of the Polish Neighbourhood. He pushed on until the figures backed off. He got a good look at their faces where he saw Communist Poland and Fascist Poland wielding knives as they walked away.
The USA, when he got home, locked his windows and doors and went to sleep with a gun. he was lucky he made it out of the Polish Neighbourhood alive.
Moral of the Story: Don't go into the Polish Neighbourhood.