Hedgehog slumps down onto a rainbow colored bean bag chair with an exasperated sigh.
"Wuff," She and Oscar had just lounged around eating gummy bears and taking cotton candy scented bubblebaths all day long.
Oscar was keeping his legs crossed and Hedgehog noticed, raising a perplexed eyebrow.
"Oscar, why are you covering your hands over your pants front?" Hedgehog wants to know.
Oscar looks really nervous like he's about to start crying, "nothing hedgehog!" He tries to smile and laugh but his obvious distress bleeds through.
Hedgehog sighs again, "Oscar, Is your vagina sealing closed again?" Hedgehog begins to advance upon Oscar.
"No no everythings fine my vagina is working great Hedgehog you did a really good job!"
"Don't fuck with me Oscar," Hedgehog rolls up her sleeves and pulls down Oscars pants to inspect the vagina she created for him earlier. She had scienced it up in one of her fits of boredom.
"Get away from my vagina!" Oscar scream Hedgehog.
Hedgehog then leaves the cabin; "I guess I'll just go sterilize Max or something," she sighs as she prepares to leave.
Oscar isn't on board with that either, he sure is being difficult! "But Max wants more than anything to have children some day!" Oscar protests.
"Exactly," Hegehog had to explain everything to Oscar, "then I can study Max's sadness and create a cure for sadness; unless you don't want me to create a cure for sadness?" Hedgehog crosses her arms over her chest in her recent moral vicotry.
Oscar bashfully agrees that "I guess a cure for sadness..."
"Yeah exactly, now..." looking around, "where did I put those garden shears?"
"But you can't just go around mutilating peoples genitals Hedgehog! Even for science!" Oscar complains eventually while Hedgehog is still preoccupied with finding those shears.
She has jsut about had enough! She stamps her fuzzy foot and says "Yeah that's rich coming from you, don't you realize how offensive it is to have an elephant represent a jewish charecter?" Hedgehog advances upon Oscar with imprecations... and slaps. She slaps at his face and the top of his head and his big flappy ears and he falls over.
That's when Hedgehog grabs the dialator and begins violating Oscars mangled crotch with it. "To keep your flower meat-petals open!" She informs Oscar as she forcefully strecthes out and widens his ragged, bloody vagina.
But Oscar has just about had enough of all that. "Cut it out Hedgehog!"
But Hedgehog isn't trying to hear any of that and she slips one of her fuzzy fingers up algonside the diolater "I call this the dilater-annihilator" to extra stretch it out even further!
PLOP PLOP PLOP!
Oscar whips out the pearl white anal beads stashed up his back door and wraps them around Hedgehogs vein bulging neck. Hedgehog is so intent on widening, perfecting her grosteque creation that she doesnt feel the life slowly strangling from her as Oscar wheezes revenge on her now crumpling windpipe.
Afterwards; Suzie and Ramona are sitting on her front porch on a hammock built-for-two. They see Oscar dragging something out of his cabin, limping oddly.
Later that night they will find that he has hung himself from the tallest tree in the camp, 'for satan' his note will read...
But for now, the two of them link hands, their eyes on the horizon...