This Cute Preppy Blonde must fight her Gothic Older Brother's 7 Evil Ex's in Order for them to Openly Date In Public: Opening
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It's been a little over 10 years since Lincoln and Lucy had started dating, and during that time frame it's only been a little over 4 months did they came out openly to their friends and society.
Initially there was heavy protests against the sibling couple, but after a huge lengthy court case of not only the Louds v. the State of Michigan, but the Louds v. the United States of America, in an unexpected turn of events, the Loud family has won.
Meaning that many closeted incest relationships across America, Southern States and Far East States withheld, have began to blossom across the nation.
Currently there's a new civil rights movement going on demanding the legalization of incest couples across the nation, but all of that is a story of its own and for another time.
Right now it's been a week after the whole court case of the century, and Lucy was trying to enjoy a peaceful cup of coffee during this early autumn season.
Having grown in these past few years, Lucy wasn't the same little 9 year old girl who would spoon with her brother in their underwear anymore, granted they still do that.
Now as a 19 year old young woman, she can be seen drinking her coffee in one hand as she walked down the streets, wearing ash grey jeans that had holes around the knee's, a long sleeve hot pink and violet plad shirt, with a black turtle neck knit sweater over it, and a hot pink fleece over that, as she wore black felt boots, and her hair having grown shoulder length, with the right side being brushed back behind her ear.
Even though she was victorious, the looks she'd get from the people in town wouldn't end, with many business establishments very hesitant to assist the Louds, more so when it's either Lincoln or Lucy.
But taking a lesson from her brother, Lucy chose to roll with it and ignore them as best and as much as possible as she continued on her way into town.
Speaking of her brother, he's had a life as a successful writer for these past few years as cartoonist, who specializes in writing a monthly web series that centers a Yandere Slasher, who hunts down and kills every love interest or villain to all 3 girls who were responsible for his death, however he still loves them enough that he goes out of his way to protects them and makes it clear he loves them.
Essentially he has created the perfect love child from his 2 favorite mediums, horror and anime, and even with the recent scandal, it's yet to have affected him as of yet.
Granted if you ignore the rising hate mail and trolls, Lincoln is still highly successful and shows no sign of quitting any time soon.
But back to the matter at hand, Lucy was actually on her way back home and enjoy a peaceful afternoon and just watch a new episode of 'Big Hair's from the Big House'.
After walking a good 20 minutes from outer town to their neighborhood, Lucy stood outside the very same old house that she and her siblings grew up in, before entering inside.
Once inside, her eyes fell for the man she had fallen in love with since day one of her life as he had been sitting on the couch patiently waiting for her.
Long gone that same little 12 year old Goth kid who was cynical, but also had a heart of gold, but rather the man who came in touch with his passion to not only the dark side, but also the light the burns bright within him.
Wearing a long sleeved black shirt with fashioned ripped lines across the sleeves of his upper arms, black pencil pants with ripped holes around the knee area, as he wore black straps along the right side of his leg, one being around his upper thigh, and two around the ankle, black biker boots, 3 rings on his hands, with the 2 on his right being either a bat or skull, while the single ring on his left had a bright orange gem, a single earring on his left earlobe that was all orange, his hair was short in a faux hawk look, but still remained black with a single orange and now white streak on the left side of his hair.
This was Lincoln Loud, Lucy's one and only true love who was looking down on his phone to check on and update his Twidder account.
"Hey Lucy" Lincoln said calmly looking up from his phone before she stepped forward and leaned her head down for the 2 of them to kiss.
"Hey Lincoln, what are your fans saying about your recent published issue" asked Lucy, "If and when I'm ever going to that SPYR or Army of Darkness crossover with IC comics anytime soon" said Lincoln.
"And what are the boys at IC comics saying about that at the moment" asked Lucy taking a seat next to her brother, "Well I already got them to sign a contracting deal for at least a 4 issue crossover with Army of Darkness before, ya know what happened, and frankly I'm surprise they haven't sent me an invoice or fax saying that the deal is off" said Lincoln.
"Oh so there's hope for you yet" said Lucy optimistically, "Well no, they've actually been very quiet and have even ignored my emails, so I'm waiting to hear what they have to say to me on Twidder" said Lincoln.
"Well if they got nothing to say to you directly or at least on the phone to break up whatever news they have in mind, it shows us that their character isn't as strong as the heroes they portray and make a profit off from" said Lucy, "Damn straight" said Lincoln with a smile.
Just as the 2 got comfortable to sit down together and have some quality snuggling time, a new face came in through the front door.
Wearing a short sleeved lavender blouse, a pair of denim jeans, and purple on white sneakers, as she had her hair up in a messy tuft bun was none other than Lily Loud.
"Hey Lily how was your dance class today" asked Lucy, "Honestly, while I am happy and supportive of you 2 finally coming out to the world, my social life is nearly dead" said Lily bluntly.
"Ooh bad day I take it" said Lucy sympathetically, "Not the worst or the best" said Lily as she took a seat next to Lucy as she let out a long sigh.
"Is there anything we can do to make things up to you" asked Lincoln, "If you want to make a public statement that not all of us have fallen for you, that would do a lot to boost my reputation as a none closeted tween girl with a brother complex" said Lily.
"We'll see what we can do, but otherwise anything we can do immediately" said Lucy as Lily took a moment to think it over.
"Nothing says comfort food than pizza" said Lily with a cheeky smile, "Fair enough, one pizza order up" said Lincoln as he began to speed dial the local pizza parlor.
"Did I hear you guys talk about ordering pizza" came the voice of a young teenage girl wearing a lab coat over a baggy t-shirt and matching baggy pants as she wore what many would call grandpa shoes.
"Oh Lisa, good to see you back home, how's life back in MSU" asked Lincoln, "None of the students there take my lecture seriously anymore, and those who were smart enough to really not listen to me dropped out from my courses, of course the science faculty has actually took an interest on my biological and social studies on regards to incest of high interest, second to only my creation of the teleporter" said Lisa.
"That's great to hear" said Lucy with a smile, "Thank you, now if you plan to order any pizza, something that's high in protein and the needed serving of vitamins A and B would be great" said Lisa.
"Combo pizza, sounds savvy enough" said Lincoln, "Hold on, I wanted a pepperoni pizza" argued Lily, "We can all go half on an extra large" said Lucy.
"Hold on guys if, ya'll are ordering pizza than we gotta do it with anchovies and olives" said the voice of a young adult woman as she had the upper portion of her blue mechanic jumpsuit wrapped around her waist as she wore an oil stained green plad t-shirt, who's hair has been cut short.
"Ok, seriously if we're going to do pizza, it needs to be at least on a thin crust, light sauce and goat cheese" came the voice of a different young adult woman as she wore a pink tracksuit jacket and pink booty shorts, as her hair was kept in a French braid, with said braid resting on her left shoulder.
"Lana, Lola if I had known you 2 were here I would have suggested something on the lines of like tacos" said Lincoln sarcastically, "Too late, I want a pepperoni pizza, end of discussion" sassed Lily with her arms crossed.
"Far from it youngest sibling as this discussion is far from over as we should all focus on a well balance diet of toppings on what is arguably the best thing to eat" said Lisa.
"Which is why my choice is the best choice" said Lola, "Yeah if you're into eating stuff that makes you so skinny that you wound up being flat as a pancake" said Lana.
"What did you say" Lola said with fire in her eyes, "You heard me washboard chest" said Lana as she shoved her chest forward to show she was more well endowed.
"Big boobs don't mean nothing than that you're gonna suffer from back pain in the near future, and saggy wrinkly tits in the far future you cow" said Lola.
"If I may intrude on this ever pointless preference amongst bust sizes to the general public, I think we can all agree that medium size breast are simply premium" said Lisa.
"Stay out of this mosquito bite breast" said Lana and Lola, "Mosquito bite breasts huh" said Lisa as she was majorly offended.
"You are flatter than Lily" stated Lana, "And she just recently started wearing a training bra" said Lola to further prove their point to annoy Lisa and shut her up.
"Ok that's enough" shouted Lincoln as this got all of his younger siblings attention.
"Clearly in spite of you 3 being mature and older, you all lack actual maturity, and as such we're going to eat the pizza that Lily wants, and that's final" said Lincoln as Lily stuck her tongue out towards her sisters knowing that they screwed themselves over, however not without getting the last word.
"Lolicon" said Lana, Lola, and Lisa in unison as that word seemed to always irked Lincoln on account of all his sisters, even Lucy a few times, accuse their own brother being a lolicon since he tends to spoil Lily second only to Lucy.
"Girls that's enough" warned Lucy, "Stay out of this you chicken" said Lana, Lola and Lisa as recently everyone has taken jabs in comparing Lucy to that of a chicken, which of course lead to another family argument.
As the current loud siblings were arguing, they were unaware as to the challenges that are soon to befall our sibling couple, by a mysterious individual who was setting up something sinister.
Who they are is unknown as they remained under mystery as their face was covered in a purple hoodie as they were typing something into a monitor.
So I gave it some deep thought the moment I made my new account and decided to give this story the conclusion it deserved, using the idea of a recycled chapter that I had originally scrapped, so you're all in for a ride.
Otherwise it is great to be back, and while things are going to proceed mainly for the conclusion of the story, I assure you things will be different including the aforementioned conclusion to this fic that I had planned for this fic which I spoiled out in my farewell, but only to a certain minor extent.
Until then guys, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza, marking my official return. =3