Prompt by GothMoth for the Phic Phight!
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Flynn couldn't put his finger on exactly why, but the Ghost Zone seemed different lately. There was something in the atmosphere, almost. It felt… lighter, maybe?
He didn't like it.
After all these years in the Ghost Zone, he'd come to regard any change from the norm with suspicion. The tendency had saved his life multiple times. Usually, such changes were caused by a nearby and powerful ghost. Or, on rare and terrifying occasions, a not so nearby and obscenely powerful ghost.
For example, that Pariah Dark guy he'd heard about from some of the ghosts he traded with. Flynn sure was glad someone else had taken care of him. Not that Flynn was much good in a fight against any ghost more powerful than that annoying one in overalls that showed up whenever Flynn so much as thought of making anything even vaguely box-shaped.
Which wasn't that often. Flynn had never really nailed the whole carpentry thing. Ha. He'd never been super great at the whole square thing either. Because he wasn't one. Skipped school and everything. The whole high school experience. Ha.
Sometimes he really cracked himself up, but only in the most depressing of ways.
He sighed, heavily. Maybe he should think about spending more time in his hideaway cave, under his cottage (aka his shack, it was a shack, who was he kidding). Stock up on supplies. Get ready to weather a storm. Literal or metaphorical.
But hiding out in the cave was so boring. There wasn't anything to do down there. Except try to design better grass shoes and to patch his increasingly ragged clothing with limited amounts of thread. He preferred being outside greatly. Even if it was just on his little floating island, messing around in his little garden, growing potatoes and blood blossoms, digging for those crystals ghosts seemed to fear and desire in equal measure.
Flynn was peripherally aware that he was supplying the ghosts he traded with the equivalent of ghost uranium (one of the few human-world things he'd picked up was a middle school science textbook), but…
Yeah. Guy had to eat, and the Ghost Zone didn't exactly have cops running all over the place, or the United Nations, or… yeah. Honestly, the Ghost Zone didn't have much of anything, at least not in these parts. It was pretty empty around here.
Just like Flynn's heart.
Ha.
Yeah. That was a good one.
Eh. Life wasn't so bad. He was sort-of-kind-of friends with half a dozen undead monsters of questionable morality, had his own house, most of his teeth, and copious free time. Plus, it had been a while since the 'rocks from nowhere' decided to trash his roof. Which was bad for the sport he had invented (Chucking Rocks into the Misty Void), but good for roof integrity. And not having a concussion. Or losing any more teeth.
But, back to his original topic.
Flynn glared absently at the Zone at large. Okay, yeah, something was going on. Was it Flynn's problem? Maybe. Was it directly Flynn's problem? No. The day was otherwise clear and 'normal' (the term being used loosely in the Ghost Zone), so he might as well go about his day—
The sky tore open in front of him.
Flynn recognized that. Before he knew what he was doing, he threw himself away from the portal. The last time he'd stepped through one of those—
The thought crossed his mind that this portal might lead back to Earth, back home, back to Mom. But he knew from his ghostly friends how unlikely it was that the portal would put him anywhere near his home physically, not to mention temporally. It might not even lead back to Earth for that matter.
He took cover behind a boulder, cursing his blasé dismissal of potential danger. Who knew what could come out of a portal? At least according to the ghosts he talked to. Hopefully, nothing came out that he couldn't beat into submission with his ectoranium staff.
This was going to suck so much.
The portal disgorged three floating eyeball ghosts in voluminous robes.
(One of the other books Flynn had gotten his hands on was a dictionary. Which he had read. Twice. Living on a tiny floating island was boring when it wasn't terrifying.)
Ah, heck. He could take one ghost. Three? Yeah. Not a chance.
Maybe they'd leave? They couldn't know for sure he was here. With how unpredictable portals were, and all.
"Flynn Walker," intoned the central eyeball ghost with a great deal of gravitas.
Flynn's body did something between a cringe and a blanch.
He was never trusting Globithar the Lapidarist's tall tales ever again. He wasn't going to give him any more discounts for them, either. No way to control a portal his scarred left butt cheek.
"Flynn Walker," repeated the eyeball ghost, now with a touch of annoyance.
"In accordance with the laws of the Infinite Realms," said the leftmost ghost, in a higher-pitched voice, "we call you to take up your position in the Court of the King of All Ghosts as a member of his family."
Ah, that ectocontamination Aunt Maddie had sometimes talked about had finally caught up with him, and he was hallucinating something fierce. Either that, or these ghosts thought unbelievable jokes were good bait. They weren't. Flynn would know. He'd made many unbelievable jokes. They'd never attracted anything but groans.
Ha.
"This is ridiculous," hissed the third ghost. "He isn't even a real ghost."
"He's more ghostly than Phantom's sister," said the second.
"We don't have any choice about her, though. Can't we simply… not tell Phantom about this Flynn? Especially if this cousin of his is so craven as to hide at a moment like this."
Rude, but accurate.
"He'll find out," said the first eyeball, tiredly. "He always finds out. Damn Clockwork."
This was officially too weird for Flynn. Why were they cursing out clocks?
"Because they're petty and don't have anything better to do."
Flynn may or may not have shrieked like a little girl at the voice behind him. The uncertainty was mostly because Flynn hadn't seen or heard a little girl since he was in the vicinity of his cousin, Jazz, which was years ago. At least a decade.
But he did scream. Loudly. Which he really should know better than to do, living in the Ghost Zone and all. He brought his staff up defensively, too, though, so his self-preservation skills hadn't completely shorted out.
"Clockwork!" chorused the eyeball ghosts.
"Yes, yes," said the ghost who'd snuck up on Flynn, flicking imaginary dust off his robe as he smoothly, and dizzyingly, shifted between ages. "I'm sure you're all very shocked that I'm here, after you just finished complaining about how much I know." He examined his fingernails. "Now, Mr. Walker—"
"Walker?" shrieked one of the eyeballs.
"Yes, he is related to our illustrious sheriff. As I was saying, I am here to bring you to your cousins, who have risen quite a bit in this world."
"What."
"It is, indeed, rather surprising," said Clockwork. "To those who cannot see the twists and turns of fate. Or those who are willfully blind to those twists and turns." He eyed the eyeballs.
"What," repeated Flynn, more forcefully.
"Clockwork," growled the lead eyeball.
"Allow me to explain," said Clockwork. "Do you recall your youngest cousin, Daniel?"
"Uh," said Flynn. He adjusted his grip on his staff. "Vaguely?"
"He was crowned King of All Ghosts a few weeks ago. As a member of his family and an active participant in ghost society, you are automatically a member of the court. Assuming you wish to be, of course."
"You- You're saying I have family here."
"Indeed."
"Like, Aunt Maddie?"
Something odd passed over Clockwork's face. "No. Your cousins. Daniel, specifically."
"Wait, wait, he was a baby. Wouldn't he only be, like, ten or something?"
"Fifteen," corrected Clockwork.
"How did he die?"
"You will have to ask him that," said Clockwork. He raised an eyebrow. "If you would like, you can sleep on this and I will return tomorrow."
Flynn bit his lip. Hard. Okay. He wasn't dreaming. And- And this ghost didn't seem to be lying. What would the point of that even be, anyway? Flynn was nothing. He didn't have anything they could possibly gain by lying like this.
"I'll go with you," said Flynn.
"Excellent," said Clockwork, clapping his hands. "Then let us away to the castle."
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Well. That was certainly a castle. Or a palace? Flynn wasn't sure of the difference. The ghosts hadn't lied about that, at least.
It was a big step up from Flynn's house. Which, honestly, more deserved the title of hovel. Or perhaps shack.
Or even hole, when compared to all this. Dear god, this place was fancy.
Flynn hunched his shoulders, feeling out of place even as Clockwork led him deeper into the massive edifice.
Come on, Flynn, he thought furiously at himself. Some of these people aren't even wearing skin. You are not underdressed.
Clockwork brought him to a normally sized (which was, incidentally, not a given in this place, which contained both huge and tiny doors) door with understated but elegant carvings. "Here are your rooms," said the ghost. "You will find a selection of clothing in your size in the wardrobe, and the bathroom is fully stocked and human safe."
"Human safe?"
"Human safe."
That was ominous.
"There is a bell in the room that will summon a servant should you need one. I will collect you for dinner in three hours. Long enough for you to relax, I should hope."
Or long enough for him to worry himself into pieces and chew on their curtains.
… There would be curtains, right? This place had to be fancy enough to rate curtains.
He opened the door.
Lots of curtains. Lovely.
No, really. It had been so, so long since he'd seen curtains. He might be crying.
Oh, gosh, that bed looked so nice and soft. He wanted to—
Wait, no, he was filthy. Filthy. Covered in years' worth of grime. He hadn't had a proper bath since he'd still been living with his mom.
Pathetic, right?
There was a human-safe bathroom in here somewhere. Beyond the snark, he was looking forward to having a human-safe bath. He was craving a human-safe bath. With clean water and soap.
Could the bathroom also have toothbrushes? Toothpaste? Unrestrained luxury.
The bathroom door was in the same style as the outer door, but the handle was different, lighter. The inside was tiled and surprisingly modern.
There was a sink.
He played with the sink faucet for several long minutes before remembering that he'd come in to take a bath.
He spent several minutes playing with the bathtub faucet.
Then he got into the bathtub and experienced a half hour of combined panic (he didn't really know how baths worked anymore, and the sensations were weird) and nirvana (the sensations were also good).
He had to keep cycling the water. Because he made it so, so dirty. He sank into the water, up to his chin.
When he got out of the water, he decided his hair was a lost cause. Because it was always a lost cause. Only, it was even more of a lost cause now, because it was also wet and had been stripped of its usual protective layer of oils.
There was a variety of toothbrushes and toothpastes available. He tested them out and discovered that he would probably need the services of a dentist. A good one. Were there ghost dentists? There had to be ghost dentists. They had a lot of teeth. A lot of teeth. Sharp, scary, teeth.
Ugh. His baby cousin was a ghost. He'd probably have teeth like a shark. When he'd last seen him, he'd hardly even had any teeth at all. Because. Baby. Little, tiny, baby.
Who Flynn barely knew.
Why did he even want Flynn? Or was it just some weird ghost tradition thing?
Ghosts were weird. Anything could be possible.
He flopped face-first onto the bed. His bed? His temporary and maybe permanent bed. If he was allowed to stay here.
Oh, gosh. Clockwork and the eyeballs seemed to know how to make portals. Could they make a portal back to the human world? To Earth?
To Flynn's proper time?
To Mom?
He missed Mom so much, even after all this time.
(Dad? Not so much. He hardly remembered the man.)
He wouldn't know until he asked, he supposed. But asking maybe-royalty would be scary. Talking to all these powerful ghosts was scary enough by itself.
Ehhhh, he thought he'd gotten rid of his more cowardly side by now. He was living in the scariest place out of the world.
Ha.
Yeah.
He crawled out of the bed, dragging his nice, clean self to the wardrobe. Oh, boy. Many clothes. He hadn't even seen so many clothes since the last time he'd been in department store. Incredible.
They were so fancy, too. He didn't know how to choose.
He didn't even know how to wear half of these things. At least half of them.
He began to tease lengths of fabric from the wardrobe and lay them on his bed. Some of them looked cool. And also the kind of thing that he'd destroy just by touching it.
Except he had already touched them, and they hadn't been destroyed yet. Yet.
Oh, cool, there was underwear. Wow. It had been a while.
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Okay. The bed was incredibly nice, but somehow too nice. Like, no nap nice.
He wanted to take a nap.
But no nap was occurring.
The bed was too soft. Ugh. This was like the thing in that one war novel he'd read when he was probably way too young to read it.
He groaned. He hadn't thought that was real. He'd thought it was an exaggeration, or just drama. Or something.
He crawled off onto the floor and the wonderfully plush carpet.
Maybe he could sleep here.
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He woke up to a faint knocking sound and rolled sideways under cover. What cover? Oh. Bed. That was the bed. He was in the room. In the castle. The ghost king's castle.
His baby cousin's castle.
He was going to cry. This was so weird.
Embarrassed, he rolled back out from under the bed and threw on the first clothes that came to hand. Which. Might not have been the best of ideas. But, hey, he was dressed now.
He stumbled over to the door and spent several long, embarrassing seconds sleepily remembering how to open doors with this type of handle. Eventually, though, he managed it.
Clockwork was standing there. One of his eyebrows went up. "Interesting choice."
Flynn looked down. Orange and green went fine together. What was he talking about?
Forget it, he wasn't about to develop a sense of social shame after living in a hut for a decade or so.
"Come, now. Your cousins are expecting you."
Flynn briefly considered ducking out, phasing through the floor and out of the castle using a tangibility trick he'd picked up a couple of years back. At least, that would spare him from this 'diner' he was rapidly approaching.
He decided not to do that. Running away wasn't his style.
(Who was he kidding? That was definitely his style. He would have run away so, so much if he had anywhere to run to.)
(It wasn't like he could exactly fight ghosts on even footing. Each and every one of them had Martian Manhunter's powerset.)
"Don't be afraid, Flynn," said Clockwork, looking back over his shoulder.
"Do you, like, read minds?"
Clockwork chuckled. "Only the future." He swung the large, gilded door open.
Inside, there was a long table, set with silvery plates. There were a small group of children beyond it. One of them waved at him. Was that Danny?
Flynn took a deep breath and walked forward, back to his family.
