"Well, well. Would ya look at that? YOU did our job for us. Heh!" said Moxxie as he snickered, Millie smirking alongside him and Blitzo while flipping the three cherubs off with two middle fingers.
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my God!" panicked Collin as he saw what they had unfortunately caused, that being the death of Lyle Lipton by splatting him by a piano.
Before he could say anything else, Keenie slapped him across the face in an attempt to calm him down: "Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in vain!"
"This isn't over!" said Cletus in a feat of rage.
As Keenie conjured up a portal back to heaven, the three cherubs went back up to re-enter the realm. Unfortunately they were mysteriously repelled back to Earth because of the incident that had happened in the opera just mere moments ago.
"What the?!" Exclaimed Cletus as he, Collin and Keenie saw five other cherubs come down from the portal; two bees, two sheep and their leader, Deerie.
"Mmm, yeah, no sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human", said Deerie as she looked over her paperwork with her glasses that she magically materialized before vanishing both objects into thin air again.
"I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeah, no…"
"What?!" Exclaimed the three cherubs in shock, understanding that Deerie was being serious.
"Yeah, mm, sorry. Yeah, no…" said Deerie in a condescending as she chuckled.
"Is there anything we can do?" asked Collin.
"Yeah, no!" said Deerie as she chuckled and flied her hoof before continuing rejecting the three cherubs' request as she pointed at them, one by one with her two hooves. This was making Keenie upset at its best and fullest potential.
"Uh! But didn't mean to. We never! It was all-" said she as she was about to pin the blame on I.M.P. before realizing that they had already gone back to hell. This shocked the three cherubs wide-eyed but most of all, Keenie screamed in horror.
"Anyway, sorry guys. But those are the rules, yeah. Bye!" Said Deerie happily waving before going back through the portal to heaven with the other cherubs. But as the portal closed…
"Wait! But-" Said Cletus before reaching the portal which had already closed, causing him, Collin and Keenie to cry.
However, Cletus broke into tears causing a flood inside the theater drowning everyone. A couple of survivors made it out alive, but everyone else had died. Well, except an atheist in goth-clothing who was just laughing at some memes on his phone. Little did he know, he was looking at memes about atheism vs. Christianity to which he was laughing his ass off. This caught the attention of Keenie and Collin which made the two sheep-cherubs angry. Well, Keenie was angry but Collin was rather nervously wondering why the atheist finds those memes funny.
"Excuse us, sir. Why do you find those memes funny?"
"Isn't it obvious, you little sheepish bitch? You only exist in the minds of humans everywhere, including myself," said the atheist.
"Hey! I'm not a bitch…" said Collin in a rather shy manner.
"Oh, right. My bad. You're a sheepish whore," replied the atheist, instantly laughing off the moment after.
"Now listen here! We are not inventions of the human mind! We are very real only to those who believe!" said Keenie in a temporary fit of rage.
"See, that's the thing. Only to those who believe is exactly what I'm talking about. I personally believe in evolution, science, logic, facts and the truth. Maybe even a bit of witchcraft," added the atheist.
"We are not imaginary! Those who believe know we are real!" insisted Keenie, not being able to control her anger. Even that got Cletus to stop crying and be surprised.
"Are you even listening to yourself? I'm only talking to you because I took drugs. And again, those who believe. I don't know if to thank you for constantly proving my point, or that I should just go to rehab. Oh right, I am gonna go to rehab right after this. And I thought purple here was a bitch…" said the atheist, turning to Colin and smiling in a friendly manner.
"It's quite alright, sir. I'm glad you accepted the logical truth into your heart," said Collin.
"No hard feelings?" asked the atheist, putting his phone into his jeans' right pocket.
"Nope. Fuck hard feelings, we're good," said Collin in approval. This did not please Keenie.
"Alright, I'm out. Bye," said the atheist exiting the theater, finding out that multitudes of police men, cars, and helicopters were surrounding the theater even with a news reporter telling people through broadcast of the incident that had happened.
"Yeah… somebody flooded the theater. The persecutor escaped. I'm just gonna go to home. I didn't take any drugs, it's okay", admitted the atheist.
"Alright, son. You already did take rehab last month so… we'll take it from here," added the police officer of Afro-American origin.
As the atheist put on a Motley Crue album on his phone, he was singing to "Shout At The Devil!" all the way home, not minding the traffic, the pedestrians, not even the religious people. The atheist was even wearing a shirt saying "Fuck Religion, and turn to science. The truth is out there," but the thing is, he wasn't even paying attention to the amounts of Christians and other religious people who were being offended at the shirt. The atheist was just minding his own business.
Back inside the theater, Cletus and Collin looked at Keenie with looks of disappointment on their faces.
"What? I was only telling him the truth," said Keenie.
"Sis, the atheist may have a point. If you think about it…" Collin was about to reply until Keenie angrily interrupted him, getting too close to his face and yelling.
"Not another word, Collin! If we're gonna get back to Heaven, we're gonna have to kill Deerie!"
"I don't know if that's such a good idea, Keen," said Collin feeling rather uncomfortable with it while gently rubbing his left arm with his right hoof
"Actually, Keenie is on to something here. I even cried because we couldn't enter Heaven for killing a human… if it weren't for those dirty demons!" shouted Cletus for a moment.
"Wait, that's it! Maybe we can get their help," realized Collin as he suggested this idea.
"Are you insane?! They're the one's who made us kill Lyle on purpose! I need to stop sounding so angry, don't I?" admitted Keenie, calming down after another fit of rage.
"Yeah…" said Cletus and Collin in unison.
The three cherubs got together to think about how Blitzo, Millie, Moxxie or even Loona could help out in their plan to get revenge on Deerie. First of all, Collin thought of offering Deerie a cake which would be poisoned and it would kill Deerie by inevitably having leukemia. He shook off the idea as he feared that it would get the attention from the rest of the angels, or even God Himself. Second, Cletus thought of asking God to let them in so they can apologize to everyone for what has happened only to wait until nighttime to assassinate Deerie while she sleeps. Cletus shook off the idea as he shivered and muttered:
"God forbid I get caught for that…"
"Any ideas, Keenie?" asked Collin, looking at Keenie.
Keenie herself was thinking quite the big idea: the three cherubs would disguise themselves as human-looking angels, introduce themselves with fake names, offer a poisoned cake to Deerie and the last moment, Cletus and Collin would distract the other cherubs whilst Keenie stabs a knife into Deerie's heart for good. She realized that this was an opportunity to embrace her true nature, the one that she knew Blitzo and company were right about.
"Guys, I've got quite the idea," said Keenie to Cletus and Collin, as she assembled them to the center of the stage and whispered the plan.