Note: This is definitely not my best and I wrote in a different style than I normally do but anyway, here it is :)
It all started on a hot August day when Nine, Ten, Eleven, and Rose were all camped in the woods right outside the TARDIS.
Nine: Why are you wearing a bow tie? You should be wearing leather - leather's cool.
Eleven: Hey, that's my word!
Nine: Does anyone know where I put my banana?
Rose comes up to Nine and hands him a banana.
Nine: Ah, thank you, Rose. Now -
He took a stance like he was in Tomb Raider.
Nine: I'm ready!
Eleven gave Nine a look of disbelief.
Eleven: You can't just go around fighting people with bananas! It doesn't work...
He fixed his bow tie and looked at the ground.
Eleven: I know because I've already tried.
Rose patted Eleven on the back.
Rose: Hey, you'll get 'em next time, yeah?
Eleven nodded sadly at Rose's attempt to make him feel better while Nine sighed and put his banana into his pocket.
Suddenly, a skitter and Pope poofed into existence beside Nine.
Rose screamed loudly.
Rose: Doctor!
Ten ran out of the woods where they were camped, his sonic screwdriver out and ready while Eleven pulled out his and Nine pulled out his... banana?
Nine: What? Oh, right, wrong pocket!
He peeled his banana, stuffed it in his mouth, and pulled out his sonic screwdriver.
Nine: Ha-ha! NOW I'VE GOT IT!
Ten: What happened Rose? UGH, WHAT IS THAT THING OVER THERE?! Oh, wait, that's just a human, isn't it? Eugh, it's awfully unsightly, isn't it? Well... No, it's unsightly.
Pope: Well, that's very nice of you, Doctor...
He looked over at Nine who was munching on his banana, all the while looking at Pope with a deranged look on his face.
Pope: Banana.
He shook his head.
Pope: But I'm having a bit of an issue. Starting with the fact that I JUST POOFED HERE OUT OF NOWHERE!
Poof!
And suddenly, Ben, Hal, Matt, and Tom appeared beside Pope.
Pope: Oh great, the whole Mason clan is here.
Tom: You shut up, we came here to help you when we didn't have to. Don't expect me to do this again.
Pope saluted him.
Pope: Whatever you say, Papa Mason.
Tom: So, what's going on here? Who's the leader of this group?
Nine, Ten, and Eleven all raised their hands.
Eleven turned to Ten.
Eleven: Are you kidding me? I'm the one in charge here because I-
Eleven adjusted his bow tie.
Eleven: -have the best style.
Ten: Ha! I'm the leader cause I have really great hair.
He pointed at Rose.
Ten: You can ask Rose, she said so herself.
Rose looked over at Ten.
Rose: Wha-? Yeah, put me in the middle of all this, why don't ya?
Nine waved his hands around and made a muffled sound.
Tom: Is he choking? Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver?
Ten: What's that? Is it some sort of dance move?
Eleven: Oooh! I love to dance! I have some great moves! Look! The drunken giraffe!
Eleven started making crazy sideways movements with his hands up in the air. Rose looked over at him like he was crazy as Hal raised up his hand.
Hal: Hey, dad, I can do it! I know the Heimlich!
Tom nodded and gestured for him to help Nine. Hal walked over to Nine and performed the Heimlich on him. The banana shot out of Nine like a rocket, shooting the Skitter right in the eye. The Skitter made a horrible sound and dropped to the ground. Nine bent over his stomach and panted.
Nine: See? Told you you could use a banana as a weapon.
Rose walked over to Nine and patted him on the back, making sure he was all right.
Poof!
Suddenly Rumple appeared in the middle of them. He put his arms up in his signature style.
Rumple: Hello, dearies!
Nine frantically looked around for his banana while Eleven took out his sonic screwdriver and pointed it at Rumpelstiltskin.
Eleven: A Sontaran! Rose, keep your eye on this one!
Rumple looked at him incredulously.
Rumple: I am the Dark One, dearie. And you are going to make a deal with me.
Eleven: Why would I be making a deal with a Sontaran?
Rumple: I AM NOT A SAUNATARAN!
Eleven: SONTARAN!
Rumple: Whatever, dearie. I need something from you.
Rumple pointed to the TARDIS.
Rumple: I want that blue box.
Suddenly, a banana went sailing through the air and hit Rumple on the head. Rumple whipped around. Nine stood there, his arm still in is throwing position. He quickly put his arm down and pointed at Tom.
Nine: I think that human did it.
Rumple turned to look at Tom who stood with his gun pointed at him.
Rumple: Oh, I wouldn't bother with that, dearie. No, that's not going to help you at all.
Rumple waved his hand and suddenly, the gun Tom was holding turned into a snake. Tom yepled and threw the snake in the air which in turn, landed on Rose's head. Rose squealed in terror. Ten jumped up and grabbed the snake off of Rose's hair.
Ten: Don't worry, I've got you now, Rose. You're safe.
Ten held Rose tightly in his arms and patted her hair. Nine and Eleven both gave Ten dirty looks at this.
Nine: Now, see here, I saw Rose first!
Eleven: Yes, well, we all know that I was in a movie with Rose...
Nine and Ten both looked at Eleven, confused.
Eleven: Well, it was a long time ago...or maybe that wasn't me...he had my face, no couldn't have been me - I'm much better-looking.
Eleven grinned at Rose and winked at her. Rose blushed. Ten shook his head exasperated and took Rose's hand in his.
Ten: That's it, Rose, we're leaving.
Eleven followed after Ten.
Eleven: That's not fair! She's mine!
Nine raced after Ten, Eleven, and Rose, only stopping once to pick up his banana.
Nine: I SAW HER FIRST!
As the Doctors and Rose re-entered the Tardis, the Masons, Pope, and Rumple all looked at each other.
Matt: So...what do we do now, dad?
Rumple: Who wants to make a deal?
Rumple waved his hand and a Wheel of Fortune appeared in the forest.
Rumple: Would you like to play for it?
The Masons all looked at each other, none of them speaking a word. Suddenly, the Skitter started making noises and moving. All of them jumped, startled by the "dead" alien.
Tom: Everybody head to the box!
With that, the Masons, Pope, and Rumple ran to the Tardis. They quickly opened the doors and went inside.
Tom: Wow! This is amazing! It's bigger on the inside!
Mason boys: It's bigger on the inside!
Rumple shrugged.
Rumple: I could do better.
Nine, Ten, and Eleven stared angrily at Rumple.
Ten: Come on, let's show them something they've never seen!
All three of the Doctors ran to the console, pulling on all of the levers and the TARDIS began to spin, knocking all of the passengers on their backs...