Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series or any of the characters. That is J.K Rowling.
Harry was a perfectly normal boy. His friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley were too of course. They were all Homo Sapiens. Although Snape often called Harry 'arrogant' like his father, he was not in the slightest. Hermione was a bit of a know-it-all, but she was perfectly good-natured. Ron was a bit hot-headed, but a good friend otherwise. All was well until The Wall. The Wall was a horrible thing to happen to you. It hid around doorways until you passed it. It would then inflict a horrible curse on you, one that would make you into a human being with your worse characteristics. You couldn't see it or even detect it. This was a time when Voldemort reigned, and he was so evil, that his evilness would jump right of the charts of evilness. One day, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking along the third corridor, reminiscing about the days of Fluffy and the stone. They decided to see if the trapdoor was still there. They opened the door… whoosh!
" Arghhhhhh!" they all screamed. Terrible pain was amongst them as they transformed into their worst characters. Once they transformed, they would never turn back. " Oi! You, stop staring at me you loony weirdo!" spat Ron. " You just think that you're the most handsome person don't you! Well, I've got news for you, that person's ME," retorted Harry. " Ooh! Ooooh! We just transformed! Ooohh! Ooo!" exclaimed Hermione. " Yeah, pretty obvious, ain't it. Why don't you go live in the zoo with the monkeys with all those sounds you're making," snapped Ron. They weaved their way through students to Potions class, bickering all the way, with Ron shoving first years out of the way. In Potions, things were becoming Snape's dream for him. " You, Weasley, stop having a temper tantrum over there, go stand in the corner," remarked Snape. " POTTER!", " You're just like your father, arrogant and big headed, if your head was any bigger, I doubt that your body could support you any more! Ha!" gloated Snape. " As for YOU, Miss Granger, one more ' ooooh!' out of you, I shall send an owl to the zoo and have you in the monkey exhibit, AND a whole life's worth of detention. Malfoy and his cronies were clearly enjoying it. They were all doubled up in laughter, not even bothering to suppress his laughter, so that the whole class could hear. " Professor, I don't think that Granger could qualify to be a monkey, her teeth are so ugly!" drawled Malfoy. " I quite agree myself Mr Malfoy," replied Snape. Bringgggggg! " You are all dismissed. I will collect your essays next lesson," said Snape.
Ron was in a bad, bad mood. He barely said a word as they headed to Tranfiguration. Hermione was inspecting her teeth in a mirror, measuring with a ruler, and Harry was clearly in a fit, muttering words like ' hot-headed, hah!' and 'stupid little git, Snape is'. The day did not seem to start well...