New York:
Captain America, shield shining in the sun, arrives on the scene to serve justice.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Iron Man rockets in, music blazing, ready to save the day.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Black Widow backflips into action, ready to eliminate the competition.
But she suffocates,
And dies,
Because she is a fish.
Vision robots onto the scene, laser at the ready.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Wolverine's claws are flashing. He spits out a cigarette, and grits his teeth.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Hawkeye cracks a joke, and readies his bow.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Spider-Man swings in, determined to be friendly in a neighborhoodly sort of way.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Ant-Man lumbers into action, ready to take the fight in his hundred-foot stride.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Namor swims through the ocean, and stays calmly in the water, ready for ocean backup.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Hulk smashes through a building and roars.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Wanda starts glowing magically, and sparks fly between her hands.
But she suffocates,
And dies,
Because she is a fish.
Thor swoops down from Asgard, lightning flashing.
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.
Oh no! Our heroes have been slain! Whatever shall we do?
Galactus is on is way!
We are doomed! Is there anyone who can save us?
He looms over the earth, ready to devour it, and then the whole universe. He hungers, and the world is but an appetizer. All is lost!
But he suffocates,
And dies,
Because he is a fish.