This will be a series of shorts set in the Fairy Tail series. Everyone is a futanari. 404: Men Not Found. Porn is plot. You get the gist.

Fetishes which will appear in this chapter include: Futanari, vaginal, ahegao, masturbation, incestual themes, big boobs, ass and dick—the holy trinity of smut—yuri, large insertions, creampie, and, of course, the god sent eye candy that is the futanari bulge.

Please enjoy as I continue putting other stories on hold for months so I can spread my wings of autism to new fandoms. I'm sure they're just eager to make my acquaintance.

"Hey Mira, have you ever considered fucking your sister?"

Mirajane stopped wiping the counter of her bar. "M-me and... L-Lisanna? Never!"

Lucy peered over the counter and smirked. "Looks like someone's hard under their dress."

The hostess covered her groin, blushing something fierce. "T-that's not... I got that from looking at your chest, Lucy."

The blonde was admittedly light on clothing, her top of the night being a sexy cropped camisole that left her cleavage out in the open for all to enjoy. It also helped that Lucy didn't believe in bras whatsoever, leaving them a bouncing mess when she huffed in assurance. "As much as I appreciate the flattery Mira, we both know I ain't the girl making you hot and bothered right now."

"Ok fine." Mirajane leaned against the bar and sighed. "I've thought about it hundreds of times. I've even rubbed a few out while imagining my sister's hand was the one jerking me off. Her thighs just look so silky and smooth, and her dick is even bigger than mine now!"

Lucy nodded. "I'll say. That thing made a real mess of my asshole last night."

"Yeah. I could hear you guys through the walls." The Fairy Hills estate was a notably sleepless part of Magnolia, and Lucy delighted in visiting it multiple times every week.

"Speaking of which, who was it that was making you moan so loudly last night, Mira?"

"Ah, that was Cana. She got drunk and kept humping me the entire time I was trying to close the bar."

"Nice. By the way, Mira," Lucy reached into her shorts and rubbed her erection. "You mind if I hump you, too? I can only look at that body of yours for so long before I just need to take it."

Mirajane smiled, then lowered her dress straps over her shoulders. It fell off her body, revealing a startling lack of underwear similar to the blonde bombshell sitting across from her. "You can do more than that if you want."

"Fuckin' sweet." Lucy flung her top over her head, letting her massive breasts jiggle in the warm air of the guild hall, then stood up to pull her shorts down to the floor, revealing one of Fairy Tail's most divine cocks, one that stood past the blonde's belly button and which came packaged with a pair of balls so tangy and juicy that they may as well have been classified as a fruit.

Mirajane watched as that perfectly round body bounced its way around the bar until it found its rightful place pressed against her. Their breasts compounded atop one another as the pink glands at their center kissed, a light spray of milk from the white haired mage's teats lubing the skin for extra efficiency. Their cocks slid up and down each other's shafts, leaving trails of precum that eventually made for a slippery, if not smelly, experience.

The lack of friction between their newly wet dicks made the frotting process tedious, so Lucy, in all of her naked brilliance, seized both cheeks of Mirajane's puffy ass and used the added booty leverage to more accurately grind their cocks together.

"Ohhh~" Mirajane moaned. "It feels so good when it grazes my frenulum."

Thanks to Lucy's monstrous size, her dick could rub against every part of Mirajane's with no problem. That wasn't to say Mirajane didn't have a bulky meat piston of her own, rather anyone standing next to Lucy looked small in comparison.

While Lucy was focusing on steadying their cocks, Mirajane took the opportunity to pull the blonde into a kiss, one which quickly resulted in saliva spilling all over one another's faces. Cleanliness was never an important quality for the women of Fairy Tail, as they dirtied themselves at least twenty times more than they had the chance to bathe in any given day, but, hey, what can you do when you work in Magnolia's number one brothel?

At some point during the frotting process Lucy became impatient for release. She lifted Mirajane by her rear and, as gently as she could, laid her flat on her back. Mirajane instinctively spread her legs, then lifted her balls up so as to reveal the sopping wet pussy that laid beneath.

Without waiting for even a second, Lucy thrust her cock straight into the takeover mage's womb. Once it was in, it pumped in and out, in and out, eagerly dredging every nook and cranny of Mirajane's pussy with reckless abandon.

Mirajane, of course, was perfectly content to have Lucy's piledriver of a dick bulging through her stomach, and so instead arched her back in pleasure and moaned uncharacteristic profanities about how much harder she wanted to be knocked up. She came all over her chest after only a minute, but that wasn't enough to satisfy the mage. She grasped her cock, still sensitive from her orgasm, and rolled her hand up and over the shaft so as to chafe its cute, pink cockhead.

Lucy spit on Mirajane's left nipple. "To think you act so prim and proper at work, you dirty slut."

"Yes!" She screamed, rubbing the spit into her nipple with her free hand. "I'm a dirty slut! I was born to be fucked by massive cocks!"

Lucy grabbed a hold of Mirajane's thighs and used them to propel herself harder and harder until the clapping of their wet skin became loud enough to echo off the walls. "Fuck!" The blonde groaned. "I'm coming!" At her word, an outpour of viscous, white cum flowed into Mirajane's womb.

The bartender's eyes rolled back into her head. "There's cum in my pussy! I'm being impregnated by a massive cock!" The motion of her hand increased in speed until it slipped off her cock, too slippery to keep grip. It hardly mattered, because by then a rush of pleasure had already surged through her entire body, most important of which being her genitals. "Oh god!" She moaned. "It's coming! I'm cumming!"

Lucy watched in glee as the woman beneath her shot a second load high into the air and onto her outstretched tongue. She then felt a cooling sensation on her groin as Mirajane squirted a geyser from her pussy. Milk dripped from her breasts and mixed with the semen atop her stomach, which Lucy happily licked up while Mirajane rode out the rest of her high by screaming no shortages of obscenities.

"Goddamn Mira," Lucy whistled, "with a mouth like that you should be singing Blue Velvet."

"Hah… hah… fuck." Mirajane was at a loss for words, though that was usually the case after she orgasmed. "I think I'm ready for another round now."

Lucy smirked. "Say Mira, would you rather me pound your pussy again? Or would you like to have a three way with your sister and me?"

Mirajane continued panting beneath Lucy, still slightly mad from ecstasy, but somewhat in her right mind. That right mind, however, told her, in no uncertain terms, that fucking Lisanna was the best idea, bar none. "My sister," she said. "I want to fuck my sister."