THE HERO IS DEAD!
crack fic. Very short, basically THE HEAVY IS DEAD from TF2 but BNHA
Kirashima grinned widely as he stepped out of the dorms and into the small park surrounding it: "Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!"
Snipe glared flatly, raising his revolver and firing. "POW! You are dead!"
Kirashima balked in shock " I am dead!"
Snipe, chuckled as Eri started to conga towards him, a candy apple in her hand. "Aw shucks" he cussed as the girl noticed what was going on.
Eri gaped: "Oh! Kirashima is dead!"
Pony looked up, "yes (Sandwich). I am dead!" He stated proudly while eating a triangular slice of sandwich.
Eri: "Why is Pony dead?!"
Snipe shrugged: "I dunno."
Pony looked away from his sandwich: "I think it was-"
Snipe Eri: "Shhh, you are dead!"
Pony: "Ok."
(Monamo enters scene exiting van)
Monomo: What's up, you wankers?! Who's up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Snipe Eri: Pony is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
Monimo: Pony is dead!
Eri: Correct!
(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)
Eri: So, did you see the murderer?
Snipe and Monomo: Nah, sorry mate.
Eri: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(Snipe and monomo applause)
Monomo: Ah, well that's nice.
Snipe: I am damn proud right now.
(Tetsutetsu appears in scene)
Tetsutetsu: Atteeeeeeeeention!
(Tetsutetsu rushes to dead Pony)
Tetstetsu: That copycat is dead!
Eri: We know!
Tetsutetsu: Who killed him?!
Eri: We don't know!
Tetsutetsu: I will find clues!
(Tetsutetsu searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Tetsutetsu: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why Pony is dead!
Snipe, Eri, and monomo: Pony is dead?!
Tetsutetsu: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
Snipe, Eri, and monomo: All shocked
(Intense background stops, showing the them standing in front of a green screen)
Kaminari: (From far away) Incoming!
(Ambulance crashes Tetsutetsu into a building wall, killing him.)
Pony: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes everyone away from Pony Move now! Kisses Pony on head
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Pony)
Pony: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.
Kaminari: In my medical opinion, that hero is dead!
(Camera rotates to monomo)
Monomo: Doc, what happened?
Kaminari: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The hero was killed!
(Intense background stops)
Everyone: Panicking
Kaminari: I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Eri: Well, now what?
(Tomura entering while doing the conga in the background)
Tomura: Clipidy clop mother*er! Boom!
Eri: Says "Oh, come on." before Tomura says boom
Tomura: Look at this! The freaking Pony is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…
Eri: Yes, yes, Tomura.
Tomura: Yea?
Eri: Go home!
(Tomura's mother appears in a car telling Tomura to get in)
Tomura: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)
Tomura: Screams of pain
Eri: Ok, let's get back to the point.
Pony: Poking at his dead body I think Pony is dead.
Snipe, Sniper, eri, and Medic: The Pony is dead?!
Medic: Turns around and notices dead Tomura in burning car Tomura! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Pony
Pony: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Pony?!
(Camera shows on Endevor drinking Scrumpy)
Endevor: Slurp Slurp It was me!
Snipe, Sniper, eri, and Pony: Shocked
Endevor: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Endevor's body and Endevor eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots eri in chest Boom! Endevor flies off from force of revolver blast
Sniper: Screams of pain
Endevor: Woop dee doo!
Snipe, eri, and Pony: Are terrified seeing Sniper's dead body
Endevor: Burps That's a joke, lads.
Snipe, eri, and Pony: Starts laughing like crazy
Endevor: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Snipe Him!
Snipe: Shocked How did you know?!
Endevor: I didn't. Burps That was a joke too.
(Camera moves to Snipe, as the Endevor keeps drinking faster)
Endevor: Falls on ground Oh, I'm dead.
Snipe: Manic laughter That's right! It was me!
Eri: You monster!
Pony: But whyyyyy?
Snipe: Cause you're fat, boy. And another thing, you're ugly.
Pony: Snipe, stop!
Snipe and Pony: Arguing
Eri: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT'S TRADITION)
Snipe: Ah dammit Pony * off! You are dead.
Pony: No u, POW! Haha.
(Pony falls dead on floor)
Pony: You are dead! Not big surprise.
Eri: Well that was idiotic. Off to find more apples.
Pony: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.