Disclaimer:

'This is comedian FanFiction. Be aware of possibility to get caught in laughter, because the story can contain puns, god jokes, adult jokes, heavy jokes, inappropriate jokes, or other kinds of jokes, randomness and references. Suitable age restriction: Century and more. Bite into it, or beat it. All references or (whatever else) are there for only comedic purpose of the story. (Just for funny comedy, no politic or something else.) There is high possibility for miss translation of the meaning of the gag. So have mercy, passion and sense for humor. Enjoy!'

PS: For Fizzi and Newdori: Due to fact you two like streaming, let another "trusty person" check this story first if is okay for theatre stream, so they don't spoil the story for themselves. Possibly to control cast. But probably the record before stream will be best option. And Savii possibly needs a new voice actor, or have extra one.

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[EP1: The Park]

Today was another beautiful day in VR-Chat outskirts of town. Our hero 'Fizzi the FurTrap' [white silver pun sized Furry, Neko, Maid Trap in blue-green colored dress of young wife in household], has brimming the day whit his smile, when he entertained surrounding crowd on street whit his/she's yokes and puns.

He dint know, that 'someone' watched him in different way. There was this tiny 'Calico kitten'. [spotty (tri color fur: white, gold/yellow/orange and black) - Furry in everyday dress in which he/she/it would like to make a good first impression, and whit a travel pocket/ bag/ purse on his side.] The kitten was so little that she will fit into palm of big person, or can causally sit on someone shoulder. Currently the kitten was up on tree, hidden in leaves and standing on branch. It looked down on to the comedian and his audience, staring at him whit hunter-cat-eyes, as if this little fellow had founded his pray.

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When the public performance ended, Fizzi said goodbye to his audience and went down the street.

The kitten, though hastily, carefully descended from the tree to the ground. Subsequently, it hung on its white-blue version as it headed through the well cared city park.

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The path went near a well preserved wall of smooth/ trimmed hedge. On some point Fizzi stepped off the sidewalk aiming for the crossing in this hedge sited between to sturdy and high tree as it was some gateway. As he past and disappear behind that mighty tree he was apparently heading for a meadow surrounded by that green wall as it was some kind of natural sanctuary.

The crumb followed him, keeping his distance, but when he also turned behind that tree, he had to stop. His target was nowhere to be seen, vanished without a trace. As completely out of rails the calico started panicking and the questions as: 'Where did Fizzi go?' or 'What I do next?' was clearly seen on the kitten face and body.

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But it was different story for Fizzi who walking through park noticed that someone (in not so unnoticeable way) hung up on his tail and FurTrap itself joins the tag game whit smile. As soon as he turns behind the tree he swung himself up on that tree, so when the kitten went pass, he make full turn around the tree. He approached the pursuer from behind, silently as cat, glaring at him whit predatory stare. And as the tiny one turn around, the little hunter become pray. Whit the experienced hunter precision, Fizzi hasty but gentle grabbed/ cached the kitty into his paws. Enthusiastically, with a big smile on his face, he lifted the kitten to a height like a trophy or kid. "I got you fella! This means I win the tag game." As some kind of ballerina, he spun around his own axis, while he start laughing as proud father, who play around whit its kid.

Crumb, who was caught off guard, was left with no choice but to spread his paws to the sides as if to embrace the moment. Fizzi's laughter was so contagious, that the Calico started to have fun, and smiled.

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After the spinning stopped, Fizzi descended the playmate to the level of his eyes. "Then, let's look who we have here?" But when he was ready to look at his face, the kitten hidden its face behind its small paws. FurTrap take that whit playful tone and with his own cheerful answer: "It a kitten!?" He pulls it back up whit laugh and the 'fur-ball' again spared its pawns to sides.

This ups and downs repeat few times. Until Fizzi trick the little Calico cat, by way that he pulled it down right after he pulled it up. So the kitten froze whit smile on her face when those two stared at each other eye to eye.

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But the white furry was in good mood. "So let see, how handsome you are! But buddy, I kind of don't remembering you. So from where you come? Are you lost?"

The kitten node his head in denial gesture and somehow made a weak meow.

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FurTrap get it. "Oh yes, you are too little to know how to speak yet. So buddy, are you searching for someone?"

Little Calico make joy node and agree whit his head and then pointed whit his paw on the white furry. The older one try moving the kitten on horizontal line, or little turn him to side, so the pointing will miss him, but the crumb always made correction and pointed on person that holding it. Not helped even when Fizzi tried wrinkling his entire body to escape the pointer.

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"Interesting, I become famous enough to have celebrity pursuers. Hey, it's like a signature hunter." He gently laid down the kitten on the ground so it can stand on his own legs. "So buddy, I suppose that you have already in you possession some kind of diary or table, which can handle mi awesome signature? Right? Zing!" He made pun pose like some pop singer on concert, while whit half eye he watched his single audience.

Calico rejoiced by tapping his paws and is already rummaging through his 'apparently' magic pocket by his side with the ability of 'inventory' to pull a sheet of paper out of it.

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But the artistic enthusiasm on Fizzi side suddenly cooled down as he looked at the piece of paper that has this 'official document' aura. "I firmly hope it's not an adoption application letter, because I'm not ready for something like that." He tried to play it out with a forced laugh.

But the tinny Neko stood in front of him with enthusiasm in his eyes, displaying pure innocence. Its paws outstretched to him like a fan standing in front of his idol, expecting him to take the paper. (And signature it.)

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The white Furry hesitated for few seconds to grab whit his paws something that as he hoped shall be only the 'letter from fan'. "So let see. Hmm?" He got surprised at a neat handwriting that one would expect from a true charming lady of noble birth, witch certainly could not belong to the kitten with the little paws. Once more he carefully scanned the tinny crumb, before he finally starts to read the letter aloud.

'My dear Fizzi,…'

FurTrap white hairy tail bristled with tension, in the clear indication that this letter had crossed all the boundaries of the 'Fan Letter' since the first sentence. And there is this possibility, that it's an 'Love letter' or 'Expression of Love,' from a mysterious lady.

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'In our circles, it is customary that the name of a new addition to the family had to be chosen by someone to be regarded as a patron or protector. Unfortunately due to a certain snag, we haven't gotten to that yet. Since this crumb won't get you out of his head, it's quite fair that you choose a name for him.'

Whit that the adoption issue was put on rest. "Let's see, its look like I'm now the godfather. [grandpa or mob family old leader] Jeeej ... But- that's mean she's something like my self-proclaimed daughter. Hmmm. It is even possible to self-adopt daddy?"

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'It's possible, that you are currently confused, and questioned yourself: What's going on?'

"Dam right!"

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'So I'll will make it easy for you, Fizzi: I entrust you with the task of choosing a suitable name for our kid, which would be a suitable expression of who it is. In order to handle this task, you have to spend the time with him to get to know each other. Don't you dare to fool the task with something that you pull out of your finger that doesn't fit, because otherwise I will hang a ball lightning on your tail longing for your hug after each storm. Just try to stop for moment! '

Being pursued by a ball lighting newer sounded good, when the loud ball of lighting actually appears. "As I see, no negotiation about unfair working conditions and coercion on demanding result."

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'Don't worry, the crumb has already everything you need for this quest in his pocket, so you two can handle it together. Don't rush it and give it the needed time. Oh yes, its current appearance is not the kitten final form and will change as your relationship develops. Don't mind if suddenly change color or something like that. It just how magic works. But when you will sure about his name, pronounce it aloud proudly. And if it is the right one, the jingle sound-effect will echo and the name will be engraved into his bar, where it belongs. Therefore, my dear Fizzi, have faith, give it time and the solution of the name puzzle will appear almost by itself. Of course, enjoy a lot of fun together. I have full confidence in you, so until we get into contact whit each other: So long!'

FurTrap had an inquisitive, dramatic look as he flipped that letter around. "But, - there's no name of who write it. So, that must mean, that she is a mysterious beauty with political connections, or something like that. It turns out to be a mystery to choose the appropriate name for one of my fans offspring. Additionally, no promise of any reward, but with the very clear promise of punishment, if I don't do it whit my best effort. Just like to be a judge on singer's competition."

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He knelt in front of the crumb. "My Friend, just how is it even possible that you don't have a name? After all, something like that shouldn't be even possible." He tapped on his own head and a colored 'Name bar/ strip' with his name appeared above his head. He tapped over the kitten's head and an empty bar appeared. He tapped to where the name should be written and a system message appeared. [Advanced naming method process in progress. Responsible referent: Fizzi.] "Oh, it looks like the paw is already on the belly." [Rubbing the cat belly in pleasure way. Petting] He tried to laugh it out, but the crumb was so excited that FurTrap just couldn't come up with a plan to get out of this sudden duty. So he sighed in give up matter.

[Fizzi has accepted a golden color quest.]

[Fizzi formed a party/ team.]

[The 'calico Kitten' joined the party.]

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"So, buddy, it looks like we're going together on our journey of new friendship. Hmm, but where should we start?" He lifted the crumbs placing him on his shoulders/ (shoulders?), so the kitten has a good look out, like from lookout tower.

Then Fizzi pointed to the park around them. "We can start whit the exploration of the wilderness. This savannah has secrets that no one would even dream of." His gaze accidentally fell on the local trash bin suited outside of the meadow, and immediately in his eyes appeared the purposefulness of the beast that saw its prey. He shook himself enough to resist the temptation of seductive scents.

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His gaze then turned to the nearby sacred mountain/ hill whit forest, on which top stood a Shinto temple and a spa in one. Obviously it can be seen even from here. His heart suddenly jumped, as if it was lured by a spell; exhort him to climb up the mountain, to the top. "How about, an enthusiastic trip to the woods? Furthermore, climbing over cliffs and through a waterfall. Combined with camping in the wildness and we can finish ours journey relaxing at the hot spa. How about it?"

However, the kitten put a paw on FurTrap cheek that woke the bigger Neko from his day dreaming.

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So the white cat looked towards the play field. "Then… How about a hurdle run and decathlon?"

But the crumb was already pulling a relatively small colored booklet out of his pocket to hand it to Fizzi. As it turned out, they were coupons (tear-off tickets) for some 'Shmucks fun place.' [Stupidly fun place]

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"Hmm, it looks like you're properly prepared. What it is anyway? Something like an arcade? Or thematic play field?"

But the little one threw up its paws to side in sing that it himself doesn't know. But then pulled from bag, a note sheet, with more information on it, as how to find that place.

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"So be it! We going on expedition to a mysterious country in which mystery and adventure await us. So let's go!"

[Fizzi's party began his journey.]

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[Notes, theories, and misleading explanations.]

This contain some explanations and theories behind the story and some terms and puns, that can explain why and what or misled you greatly, whit semi-permanent consequences.

Coloration of quest - sometimes, if the game is big enough like massive online RPG, there is good thing to distinguish the quest on board whit color. So the players can easily see whose quest is main story line, side, timed, specials triggered whit something like rare items, for server event, restricted by race/ class/ skill, alliance/ war, custom gild or individual request for quest like warehouse table, or others. Sometimes this are handled by icons and the color representation the computed difficulty based on you lv or stats. Or something similar to this can be applied on monster name plate for player to see importance to retreat.

Starring/ Main characters: (E1+): Fizzi. 'The mysterious Calico Kitten'. Kurama - the 9 big fluffy tails fox lady. (E2+): Newdori. Vronica - Roxxane. Savii (2.0 Vocaloid upgrade, 1.0 printer E4+) Meliodas - the Scottish inn tapper.

Mentions/ side characters: (E1+): Audience/ crowd. (E2-3): Crab - Tinny coast creature. (E3): J-Man who resemble Jesus. [dint talk] (E4): The horde of Lolis. Journalist on TV hot news shot. Two cops /and two wolf guards. (E5): CyberChimp - half chimp half robot. [dint talk] SugarCube - red haired woman. Beepubun - the rascal laughing cat. [dint talk] Green Orc/ Hulk - the yelling thinker. MegaMem3 - self heating body pillow. (Others… E5+)

PS 2: Okay the amount of adult jokes clearly makes this not suitable for young audience. In sense of personal reality or self-existence matter, during the writing the authors (life? dignity?) died twice. Half way through (25k words) I get burn out and start writing random thing, hoping they will eventually somehow fit to the story outline. Eh, and… enjoy.

PS 3: Story has meant to be done on Christmas, but I missed the deadline greatly. For that reason I am not going write the upcoming IFD2021 tag on it.

PS 4: Interesting fact is that some stuff I write, lately actually appears in some variance after I write them or I find out that it happens else time. So this story can hiding some prophecy. You have been warned.