Hello! I don't own anything from Major Crimes. English isn't my first language and i don't have beta reader so all mistakes are my own. This story is about April fool's day pranks with a little bit humor. Enjoy!

Sharons POV

It started as any other day. Normal. Just normal. But ended compeatly different than it could end. And no, it isn't raleted to some crazy, bad murder case. It's actually Andy's fault or Rusty's or even all team members fault. I don't know and i want to get the bottom of this. I know you don't understand what i am talking about, so i will start from the moment i wake up.

I woke up around 6. 30 a.m. I actually had good mood but i had strange feeling about today, yesterday Andy and Rusty behaved strangly, they were whispering something and when i came in the kitchen they stoped, and then smiled at each other. They have been acting strange for about a week. But not just them , the whole squad have been. Again the whispering, the smirks when i came into the room, going back to what they were doing or acting that they were doing something and it just felt strange. I don't know what made me feel like this, but for a milisecond i felt like i was back in FID. I know, i know i shouldn't feel like it, but them i looked at Andy and he smiled with his smile and i was back in the murder room. Then it stopped... fo about two days. It drives me crazy. Not knowing what they were planing, but i didn't ask. I didn't want to be the crazy boss who wanted to know everything what was going on. So i just drop it.

'' Good morning'' I told them while i passed them, to make a coffee.

''Good morning, sweetheart'' Andy told me and kissed me on the cheek.

'' Good morning, mom''

"' I already made you a coffee'' Andy told me and passed me the cup of coffe.

''Thank you, how kind of you'' I answered and eyed him not sure what to do. Of course it's not the first time he has made me cup of coffee, but him acting strange made me rethink everything i took from him.

I took a small sip of coffee and when it tasted good i smiled at him. I put the cup down and walked to the frige to make breakfast.

''Oh, mom we already made breakfast and ate, here are some scrambled eggs and bacon'' Rusty took a plate from microwave and put on the kitchen counter.

''Ohh, okey thank you'' And again they have made breakfast before, but the whole thing felt strange.

After i ate and got dressed i took my phone to look if someone called me or texted. Then it hit me, they couldn't or could they? It was 1st April. The April fools day. They wanted to prank me, oh wait nothing happend so they want to make me think that they will, but in the end they won't? I'm so confused! I forgot that today is april 1st! Oh they think they are smart and will prank me while not even doing it? Oh God, i will get late if i keep talking to myself.

After i drive out of my parking space and was driving about five minutes, when someone honked at me. I looked at him strangly when he passed me and drove away. Then another car honked at me, then another two. What is going on? What is wrong with you all? While i was driving to LAPD 20 cars honked at me and i still don't know why. After i parked at my parking space i got out of my car and locked it. After checking if i took everything i strated wlaking to elevators. Then i saw back of my car. I gonna kill them! There at cars back in big letters was writed :'' Honk at me! Having a bad day!'' It looked like it was sticker or something like that. Oh gosh! I let out a sign and go upstairs to the office. Now i have two options: give them my piece of mind or act like nothing happend? What to do?

When i walked into the murder room, i looked at them and said :'' Good morning everyone!''. I stopped and i could hear good morning's, my phone went off and i walked to my office.

I answered with '' Hello, Sharon Raydor speaking''

'' Hello. I am calling about the dogs you are giving away''

'' What? What dogs? I don't have any dogs'' I answered to the women.

''Oh, okey i tought i had the right number, i'm sorry, bye, have a good day!''

''You too'' I end the call and look at the phone and then up to murder room. Everone turned their heads away.

5 minutes later i had another call about the dogs. 10 minutes later my phone was going off every two minutes and again everyone was asking about the dogs. When my phone went off next time i answered and already knew they will ask about the dogs and this time i asked where they got my phone nummber and they said that there were signs all over the internet. Just deep breaths, Sharon, deep breaths. This time i am not joking i'm gonna kill them!

I dial Gavin's phone nummber and wait when he picks up, after some seconds waiting he answers his phone

''Hi Gavin! How are you?''

''Hi honey! Good, good how are you?''Gavin answers

'' I'm not sure, do you have free time today?''

"Yes, for you always''

'' Ohh, how sweet, how soon can you get to my office?''

'' Already going, soon will be there'' Gavin answered and hung up. I still don't know what to do with all this situation. Then my phone went off again and i groan. This will be looong day. I haven't goten out of my office since i arrived and even Andy sent me text asking if i were alright.

Soon Gevin was here and he wasn't alone, he was with Andrea. When they came into my office i could see everyone trying to look into my office, because after first ten phone calls i closed my blinds, i couldn't let them think they are winning.

'' So what wrong, trouble in paradise?'' Andrea asked with small smile

'' What? No! Everything is fine with Andy, in THAT area, but today, you know what day is it?''

''Mmm, thursday'' both answered

'' What date''

''1st April'' Andrea answered

''Excatly!'' I said and pointed a finger to her

''You know honey, you are acting strange today'' Gavin said and looked at me

Then my phone went off, this time i didn't even look at it.

''This! My phone is going off every two minutes and guess what they are asking for!''

'' I don't know, tell us'' Andrea answered

''Dogs or puppies, ohh i don't even remeber'' I groaned when my phone again went off. Gavin took my phone and answered with '' Did you killed him like i asked you and trow the body in the ocean?'' My eyes went big and with horror i said ''Gavin!'' and took away my phone away from him, the caller already hung up.

''Whats wrong with you?!'' They both started laughing

'' Stop it! It's not funny, i've had enought with the honking and the calls now you two'' I say and put my hands on my face.

''Wait, what honking?'' Andrea and Gavin stopped laughing and asked

'' This morning when i was driving to office at least 20 cars honked at me''

''Why?'' Gavin asked

'' Because Andy or Rusty put this stupid sign that said : having bad day, honk at me or something similar to it''

'' Ohh, Sharon you been pranked'' Andrea said and strated laughing

'' I don't like beeing pranked'' I said looking at them

'' How will you prank them?'' Gavin asked

'' That's why i called you!''

'' You need to find Andy's week spot'' Andrea pointed out

'' I already know, honey'' I say and smile.

When everyone went to get lunch and Andy knocked at my door and asked if i was ready to get lunch.

'' Oh, no Andy not today, tomorrow okey?'' I say and went to him and kissed him on the lips. I don't usually let him kiss me in the office, but this was part of the plan. After i pulled away from him i saw Andy grinning.

''Okey, i will get you something'' Andy said and got out of my office. After he was out of sign, i took his phone from my pocket, who i stole from him while we kissed and puting my plan into action. I sit down and unlocked Andy's phone and went to his settings. I changed some words: Yes to OH YEAHHH, No to Yes and Ok to WHHAAAATT?. Then i went to his contacts and changed some names. This my friend is payback. Then i quickly went out of my office and put his phone on his desk and went to get cup of tea.

When i made tea and went to the office i saw Andy closing murder room door and going away, then i looked at his desk and saw that his phone was gone. I smiled.

I went into my office and took my phone. I had 18 missed calls. Why does everone loves dogs so much? I now wonder what is better: calling Andy now or when he gets back and then him call? Better when he is here because i want to see him get annoyed. I changed my name to Provenza, and i will call for few seconds and then hung up until he gets so annoyed that he will get mad, the only problem is that I will need to see him at home and when he finds out i am behind this he will get more annoyed or will laught, there are only two options, and there isn't between, just one. And Andy hates, absolutely HATES when someone takes his phone and change something.

When everyone came back from lunch and sat down to their desk, after a while i heard that Lt. Provenza was going to break room to get coffee and then walked away. I put my phone next to my laptop and then looked at murder room. It looked like everyone was doing their job and didn't look at me. Then i called to Andy's phone and after few seconds i hung up. I looked up and saw Andy looking at his phone and then back at his computer. Then i called again and then hung up. Andy ignored it and when i called again i could see him getting annoyed. After few seconds i called again and this time Andy flew out of his seat and walked to break room saying '' What does that idiot want?'' I quietly laught to myself.

'' What do you mean i was calling you?''

'' You were calling me for a few seconds and then hung up!'' Andy yelled back

'' I didn't, why would i call you?!''

I looked up when i could hear them yelling at each other and coming into the murder room. I saw that Tao, Julio and Amy too looked up with confusion on their faces, not knowing what was happening.

Andy now beeing angry, took his phone and showed Provenza that he had been calling and then Andy had an idea and called to ''Provenza'' and not me thinkings that part of the plan, my phone went off and everyone turned their heads to look at me. Upss? After it rang for few seconds Andy hung up and my phone turnd off too, Andy looked at his phone to me and then back to his phone, it took him close to one minute to understand that the caller was me.

When he finally get it he started walking to me and asked

''Sharon, honey would you please give me your phone?'', Andy didn't look angry, to be honest i couldn't read him, but he looked like he didn't want to believe himself that the caller was me.

'' Why?'' I asked and took my phone and stood up

''Just to look at something'' Andy answered me and kept moving towards me

I was faster and i run to my second office door and towards interwiev rooms, Andy running after me. Me being in heels running wasn't an very bright choice, and i couldn't run fast enought, because when i was next to Mike's desk Andy catched me and raised me so my feet wasn't touching the ground. I squealed and said to Andy to put me down.

''Did you changed my phone numbers and called me?'' Andy asked me

'' No! Andy put me down your back'' I said and tried to brake free

'' Not until you say the truth''

'' I am saying the truth''

Andy put me down and started tickling me.

''Say the truth'' Andy said while kept me tickling. We even forget that the team was still there.

''Okey, okey it was me!''

'' I know it, but why?'' Andy asked and stoped tickling me, i turned to look at him, while Andy kept his hands around my midle.

I couldn't answer to Andy when i heard from murder room doors someone saying ''ughm''. Everyone looked to where the sound came from and saw Rusty, Chief Taylor, Fritz Howard and Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson looking at us with shock. I immediatly took two steps away fron Andy. I could feel my cheeks burning and turning red from embarrasment. I didn't dare to look at Andy, but i could imagine that he was grinning from ear to ear.

First who dared to speak was Taylor '' So this is what you all do all day?''

''Chief, i can exp...'' I started speaking, but Taylor interrupted me '' It's okey, Captain. Everone needs a moment to take our mind away from work. How you can see Brenda is here so why you don't say hello''

'' Hello everyone'' Brenda Leigh said and waved at everyone.

''Just for the record we don't do this everyday, Chief, well it was first time and the last time that we let our relatio...''

''Captain, again, no problem.'' Taylor again interrupted me

'' I just wonder how long were you standing there... well how much did you saw?'' Andy asked and looked at Rusty, Fritz, Taylor and Brenda

'' Don't know how much, but we were standing here since you, Sharon, came out running from youre officee'' Rusty told

''Chief, what brings you here?'' Provenza jumped out of his seat and came closer to the group.

'' Ahh, nothing just wanted to see all of you, plus Fritzy, here had half of the day off.'' Brenda answered

'' Soo, tell me, what's new in your lifes excluding the fact that one of my old Lt. here are dating and living together with captain.'' Brenda asked

Around 5 p.m. everyone was ready to leave.

Andy knocked at the door and from the doorway asked ''What do you want for dinner? I will leave now get dinner and will see you at the condo?''

'' Ahh, suprise me, see you at the condo, but at least we can go down together'' I looked at him, smiled and answered. I turnd off my laptop and took my purse, turnd off the lights and with Andy walked to elevator. When we were insade i let out big sighn.

''Whats wrong? Did you forgot something in the office?'' Andy asked concerned

''No, no i just remembered that i have that sign at he back of the car''

'' Ohh, i alreaday took care of that, don't worry''

''Thank you, you should have because it was your idea'' Elevator doors opened and i went to my car to get home.

It took almost hour and a half to Andy to get dinner and Rusty was already at home. I changed into some old sweatshirt and leggings. When i went to the kitchen Andy was back and already served dinner. Both were waiting for me. After dinner was eaten and things put down i finally asked about the pranks.

''So whose bright idea was to prank me? Mhm?'' I asked while Andy and Rusty sat at the couch, while i was behind the small table looking at them with one raised eyebrow.

No one answered. I look at Rusty and say '' You have two options: say whose idea it was or i take everything from you for a month. You choose''

Still nothing ''And i should add: no fast food... for a month too''

''It was all Andy's fault and ideas'' Rusty immediatly answered and pointed finger to Andy.

Andy looked at Rusty with shock'' Dude, we promised to each other that we won't tell anything''

''Soo it was all Andy's ideas?'' I asked with small smile, what didn't mean that i was happy.

''Yes, fine i maybe or maybe not have been like 0.01 % my fault'' Rusty confessed

''Can't believe you, all it took was no fast food'' Andy murmured to himself, i shot him a dangerous look.

'' For you Rusty for a week no fast food and bed time 9. 30 p.m. starting today and no more pranks and i mean never ever'' I say and look at him in the eye so he understands that i mean everything i say.

''Yes, ma'am'' Rusty said and shook his head agreeing everything i said

I ļook at the time and say to Rusty ''I believe it's close to 9 so you better go get ready to bed'' Rusty spring into action knowing better not mess with me today.

When Rusty closed his berdoom doors i looked at Andy, and Andy beeing Andy was grinning to me, hoping it made effect to me.

''What we are going do to you?'' I ask wondering to myself

'' I hope nothing, and i hope it was act just for the boy, messing with him'' Andy said still grinning

''Oh, you are wrong, Mister Flynn'' I say and smile with my dangerouse smiles

Andy kept quiet.

'' It's youre fault now i need to change my phone number''

'' It isn't ringing anymore so maybe they won't call any...''

'' I turnd off sound'' I say

''Ohh''

''Yes, ohh'' I say. After thinking i know what i will do to Andy.

'' I really don't know what i will do to you and what wil teach you a lesson... No funny... buissnes for three,... no lets make it two and a half weeks'' Andy grunted to that idea '' and foot and back massage any time i want, BUT... if you will be good boy and will not mess something up, i will make it less. And you better not mess something up because i really would hate the idea, we not doing... it, for so long'' I say and feel my cheeks turning a little bit of red. I still sometimes turn red talking about it and since we started beeing intimate, we couldn't keep our hands to ourselfs, so this won't be torture just for Andy, but for me too, and i really hoped that he wont mess something up.

Andy after some time said ''Fine and i will too have bedtime at 9. 30 p.m.?''

I look at him and put my hands on my hips.

''Just joking'' He said and put his hand up in the air.

'' You better be and for you too, you better don't plan more pranks on me.'' I say with pointed look

'' Fine'' And said

''Deal, i will go and get ready for bed, can you check the doors and turn off the lights?''

''Yes, of course, honey''

Andy's POV

After Sharon went to the bathroom to do her nightly routine i checked the door and turnd off the lights. I walked to our bedroom when i heard Sharon screem. I was ready to run for her when she yelled out ''ANDY, you are dead man!''

''What did i this ti... oh shit, i forgot about the bug''

I'm gonna leave like this.:) Hope you enjoyed and liked it. Please, leave a comment with your thoughts. Maybe part 2?

P.S Happy (belated) Easter!