"Miles, I have something to tell you."
He looked up from a book he was reading. "Yes?"
Phoenix inhaled before saying, "I'm a robot."
Miles smiled. Confusing humanbots.
"Why are you smiling?"
"I'm sorry. I thought that was apparent."
"Was I that obvious?"
He didn't answer. "Wright, are you a robot?"
Phoenix heard himself say "Of course I'm not!" and laugh. He frowned. "Stop-"
"-Are you a robot?"
"A robot? Are you serious? Stop it."
Miles gestured towards him. "Like I said: apparent."
if milesbehavior == "being a dick":
timesmileshasbeenadick = timesmileshasbeenadick + 1
"I'll remember this," Phoenix said.
"I'm sure you will."