batmans egg hunt
it was eester mornin n batman killd all his friends so no one cold get him choc eggs so batman thoght "what if i finded some"
batman goes 2 egg hunt
batman was on facbook and he saw his facebook frend calmine falcon said "2DAY IS MY SUNS EGG HUNT AR SCHOOL! IM SO HAPPY HE IS HAVE FUN!" "hmm" thought batman
batman goes 2 pre school
"hi maam" said batman and he walk in "WOA WOA WOA WTF" said lady "UR NOT A KID UR A BIG MAN WITH ABS!" "GTFO THE FUCK OUT!" omg fine" said batman
batman walk out n a lady drop his sun of name billy "have a grate day at school billy!" said the lady "ok" said billy n batman hid in bush thn GRAB BILLY HE STAB BILLY WITH BAT BOOMERENG N HE DIE! then batman swich the clothe and now he was weering the schoole uniform
"hi" said batman (BILLY DISGISE" and he walk in "omg billy uve grown! come in" "yay!" said batman (BILLY DISGISE)
"OK KID SO 4 EGG HUNT U CANT TAKE ANY1 ELSES EGG OK?" said lady "OK" said all the kid n batman (BILLY DISGISE) was wallking aroun steling all the egg n putting in basket he went up 2 slide got more egg he find some egg in tree he find some in the bin in ant hole "IM SO GOOD" said batman (BILLY DISGISE) and he saw ther was 1 LAST EGG ON WINDOW! "IVE GOT IVE GOT IT" say a kid name albert "NO ALBERT STOP THATS MINE" said batman (BILLY DISGISE) and he snached it back "WAAAAA STOOOOOP" cryed albert and he try takin it back agan "STOP IT NOW ALBERT OR ILL DESTROY UR FUCKIN SORRY ASS!" said batman (BILLY DISGISE) "BILLY" said ms lady "WATCH UR FRICKIN MOUTH" "YEA BILLY" said albert "here u go albert BILLY GO SIT IN TIME OUT CORNR" said ms lady "NO" said batman (BILLY DISGISE) "NOW BILLY IVE BEENNNAUGHTY!" "HAHA YEA BILLY" say albert then batman (BILLY DISGISE) PUNCH ALBERT HED SO HARD OVER N OVER N OVER N OVVER N SLAM HIS HEAD AGENST WWALL! "waaaaa" cryed albert lady gasp "BILLY WHAT DID I TELL U ABOUT MURDER UR CLASS MATES" sais ms lady "waaa i think i aee a angel" said albert "OMG SHUT UP" said batman (BILLY DISGISE) and he STAB BAT BOOMERENG IN ALBERT N ALNERT FINELLY DIED! "GASP" every1 gaspd all the kids CRYED "WATE" said ms lady "that boomereng BULLY HAD A NORMEL BOOMERENG" "theres only 1 perdon with boomerangs lik that" "U R BATMAN! NO BILLY" said ms lady and she point "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughed batman and he rip the billy disgise off "THATS RITE" "LET THIS BE A MESSEGE 2 THE WORLD" and he grab ms lady "ANY1 WHO STANDS INNMY WAY... WILL BE DESTROYERED!" and he SNAP MS LADYS NECK "AAAAAAA" scremed all the kids "THERE WILL BE NO WITNESS" said batman AND HE SLAGHTER ALL THE YOUNG LINGS then a man on bike was waching batman new he was in deep shit HE QICKLY GRAB THE EGG BASKET AND RUNNED AWAY HE NEW THAT HE WOLD BE IN TROUBLE VERY SOON!
bat cave
batman was swetting in nervous ness "omg omg omg" said batmen "what have i done im going 2 be in so much shit now" said batman n he turn on new "LADYS N GENTLE MEN" said the news man "BEAKING NEWS BATMAN HAS GONE EVEL" said the news man "A MAN ON A BIKE TELLED US THAT BATMAN KILLD ALL THESE KIDS AND MA LADY!" "BATMAN IS NOW WANTED BY THE GOTHEM POLICE DED OR A LIVE!" "2 put it simple i always hated batman alot he was fuckin sycho who kill any1 over stuped shit" "but now he has cross the line" "ive had enough of batmans shit" said him thn ppl were marching throgh street holdin a sing "WE HATE BATMAN WE HATE BATMAN WE HATE BATMAN" they were saying
"super man who refuse 2 tell us batman location has this 2 say" "im srry ppl" said super man "we members of justise leage canoot snich on eech other" "the counsil needs 2 remove him from the leage n until that has happen i cannot tell u a fuckin thing about batman" said super man "and heres what happr 2 super man" said news man n there was pic of super man cover in kryptinite bleeding many plover n he was ded "WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL BATMAN IS FINELLY DED" "I ALWAYS HATED U BAGMAN" aaid news man "O IM GONA KILL THAT FUCK HED" sajd batman n he look out bat cave window n every1 was mardhin "O SHIT" said batman "IT SEEM MY REVENGE WILL HAVE 2 WAIT" "I HAVE 2 FIND A WAY 2 SURVIV ALL THIS"
to be continue in batman vs the world