I open my heavy eyes and wipe the sand from them groggily. I open my eyes to see an unfamiliar ceiling with an unfamiliar bed with a serious headache.
"Did I break into someone's house drunk again?" I said to myself as I finally realised this is serious and yes this has happened before a few times actually.
I sit up and look around only to see that this is a child's room even though it's a rather plain one. The walls are a peachy beige colour the same with the sheets although the dresser next to the bed was a light brown. The door was at the bottom of the bed in the middle of the room and the window was opposite it.
"Malik sweetie, it's time for school" I hear a feminine voice call out.
'Shit, I'm in her house without permission and probably pissed on a lot of things, this is bad' I thought to myself.
The women entered my room she seemed like the caring type with dark brown hair and green eyes she was quite beautiful and around 30 years old.
She looked at me and said "Malik it's school time you don't wanna be late on your first day now do ya sweetie"
I was confused at first until I gained a horrible headache way worse than before until it faded and I remembered everything. My name is Malik Anderson, 8 years old and I just moved to a mountain town in Colorado and today's my first day at South Park Elementary. 'Wait South Park Elementary as in 'South Park' the show, the that means that I'm, wait I remember that I was...shit, I died drunk in a literal ditch on the Side of the road, pathetic' I thought to myself about my untimely death and reincarnation.
"Okay mom" I say now feeling more familiar with the woman.
{Time skip-start of school}
I'm stood outside of the classroom waiting for Garrison to introduce me to the class and I'm a little nervous because this will decide my new life. I'm guessing Eric will insult me for something be it my looks or my Origen he'll find a way but I do want to weasel my way into the main four or at least one of them. Personally I'd rather go for Kenny since he's poor, kinda nice and obviously he's an immortal vigilante/hero, nuf said.
"Now students we've got a new student joining us today so be nice" Garrison says.
I take that as my queue to come in which I gladly do so. "Now, go on,introduce yourself" he says. "Erm... hello my name is Malik Anderson, pleasure" I say a little nervously. "Now take a seat" he tells me and I comply.
{Time skip}
I've been in this town and therefor world for about a year and this place is horrible and yet so amazing at the same time. It's horrible because it's too much work and the people here are idiots I mean who abandons their kids three times in one year. Even more so when you remember that your close friend dies but you can't remember it. But it's great because of all the opportunities like dimensional travel and hell and Jesus and other funny things.
I've managed to build a pretty good relationship with everyone here as the helpful guy. And my relationship with Kenny is close but with the other three it's a moderate friend king of relationship.
"Hey, Kenny what are you doing after school?" I ask.
"Sorry dude I'm busy after school" he reply's muffled by his jacket yet still understandable.
"Okay, no problem" I reply knowing full well hats about to happen with all of Cartmen's Coon bullshit.
I walk away after that heading down the halls contemplating if I should play along with all their hero and villain stuff...yes, yes I will.
{Time skip-in the afternoon}
I'm in my room now with the doo locked and fabric, paint, a sewing machine and some other things in front of me. I grab the black cloth and begin sewing it into a hoody of sorts once that's done I use an needle to sew leather gloves onto the wrist areas to make it into a suit of sorts, I then fashion myself the bottom half with some cargo pants which I edited to fit me and dyed black. I then fashioned a mask from the same black cloth and some elastic. Finally i dyed my hair white because why not, it's not like anyone will know I wear my black hat all the time.
I put the suit on preparing to leave when my pants fell down. 'Shit' I thought as I realised their too small. I look around and find a belt in my clause that my new mother bought me, I put it through the loops and then...I go down stairs and grab a few knifes just in case and leave through the the front door.
Im sitting perched on the edge of the roof top where Mysterion and the Coon are arguing. "Will you guys shut the fuck up!!" I scream at them in a changed voice and general annoyance I mean they are really annoying.
"Ah...what there's another one!? Hey get out of here I'm the hero!" Cartmen yells at me not even trying to hide his identity.
"I am DarkPhoenix the one who watch's and the one who was reborn"
"I don't care who the hell you are! I'm the symbol this town needs!" he shouts.
"I don't care" Mysterion reply's to Cartmen.
"Shut the fuck up! Coon, I do not care much for your ego" I say in a warped voice as I jump off of the roof and I run to My house.
I run to the basement and begin working on a base. I grab the chalk board and begin splitting it into two parts and write this:
Mysterion.
Kenny McCormick
Coon
EricCartmen
I then began decorating the walls with fake theories about the two and then I made files on them and future heroes such as Tupperware and Toolshed. I then decorated it and made a sleeping area out of old mattresses and pillows (6 mattresses). I then took Kenny's file and parkour-ed to his house.
I jumped through Kenny's window to see the room empty so I decided to hide under his bed in case his parents came in.
Half an hour later (Kenny perspective)
I climbed through my window preparing to go to bed but just as I started taking my suit off that kid from the roof jumped out from under my bed. "Hello Mysterion or should I say Kenny McCormick" he says causing me to flinch back. "What do you want from me?" I ask. As a response he throws a file next to me, I pick it up and what I see shocks me:
[Mysterion
Identity:Kenny McCormick
Power:Unknown
Family:1 brother, 1 sister and two white trash parents
Wealth:poor
Details:Redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redactedredacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted. He is protective of his family and will do anything to protect them.]
"H-how do you know this?" I ask not bothering to change my voice.
He pulls down his hood and removes his mask to reveal his face. "Malik?" I ask surprised.
"Yep" he reply's popping the p in a carefree way.
"What do you want though, is this blackmail?" I ask.
"No, this is a proposition" he says putting on his mask and pulling up his hood. "I want to work with you Mysterion, for I am...DarkPhoenix" he says as a pair of black angel like wings sprout from his back, tearing his costume.
(Malik perspective)
As I spread my arms in a cool way my back suddenly feels really heavy and there's this intense pain in my dorsal muscle, I also heard this whoosh sound behind me. I grab this black blur behind me causing a numb and distant pain. When I pull it closer I see that it's a ravens wing, a giant ravens wing.
"D-Do I have wings!?" I scream questionably.
"Y-Ye you do!" He screams back.
"Well shit, that's one hell of a power!" I half shout trying to play it off.
"Sshhuuuttt uuuppp!!!" Kenny's parents shout half asleep.
Me and Kenny become quiet after that until he says"can you get rid of them?" He asks calm now. "I don't think so" I reply "It's like an arm it just moves" I reply as I wiggle my wings that are just as big as my back.
"I think I can hide them though"I say as I get an idea "Do you have any bandages". "Yea" he says as he runs to the closet. I grab the bandages from him and wrap them around my back with enough room so it dousing hurt my wings.
"Well that was embarrassing" I say to try explain it.
"So you wanna be a team?" He says. "Yea, I'm kinda bored" I reply. He sighs "okay, let's be a team...DarkPhoenix" he puts his hand out in a hand shake which I take.
{Time skip-4 months}
I've been rather engrossed in this whole superhero thing and today Cartmen has started the coon and friends group. I've also discovered a lot about my powers for example I don't just have wings I can create super powers, well technically I think it's something like I mutate living things. I know this because I wanted to have a minion like chaos's hamsters only I wanted a super intolerant, fire breathing lizard so I bought a lizard and then when I really desired it he breathed fire and could understand me. I then tried this out on some mice and it worked but I killed them because I didn't want them.
I'm on my way to Cartmens now and I'm contemplating giving powers to the other members because why not and when we're older it could help with my idea of having hero's and villains out there, also I wanna make this place a whole lot darker.
I sigh. I then open the door to cartmens house and walk int their bathroom. "I hate this" I say as I pull the bandages from my back and remove my new suit from my backpack. The new suit has a bird head like hood with some of cartmens claw things I stole sewed into the leather gloves, I did the same for the steel toed boots only it's a retractible blade placed in the soul. On the chest area of the suit I had a Phoenix drawn with paint on it. After I'm done putting the suit on I place my wielding goggles on and spread my wings out.
"Let's do this" I say encouragingly to myself.
I then set off down the basement stairs seeing that I'm the first one apart from Coon.
"Coon" I say in a warped voice.
"Phoenix" he reply's in a greeting tone.
"Am I the first" I ask. "Yea, your the first member of coon and friends congrats" he reply's.
"Wait it's called coon and friends" I say about to laugh even though I already know from the show.
"Yea, so what!" he says in his squeaky voice.
"Why not call it something cool"
"It is cool!" He shouts at me. "Why? What would you call it!?"
"Hmm... if I were you I'd call it 'The League Of Coon' or 'TLOC' or even better 'The LOC' (pronouncer lock)" I reply
"NO! It's 'Coon And Friends'! 'CAF'!"
"Okay, okay just chill dude" I reply. 'Well, someone's getting a minor power' I thought in my head.
5 minutes later
Mysterion just jumped through the window at the top of the basement.
"Oh, hey Mysterion how's your sister?" I ask casually but in the same warped voice.
"Fine" he reply's with his mystery voice (that's what I'm calling his superhero voice). "Good" I reply.
25 minutes later
Everyone has arrived now. I look at Stan AKA toolshed and give him the power to manipulate tools a sort of pseudo telekinesis and the knowledge on how to use them. But my powers make it so that they'll have to awaken them or I force it. But I can only give intelligent beings the powers that they truly desire.
I then gave Timmy the power to create weapons and telekinesis.
I then gave Eric enhanced senses and reflexes 10 times more so than a normal human.
Then I gave Token the power to merge with technology.
Then I gave Kyle the power to fly with his kite that's now indestructible and can be summoned by him at any time.
Then I gave Clyde mosquito powers which entails regeneration when blood is consumed, he is also becomes temporarily stronger and faster when blood is consumed and he has minor manipulate blood.
Then I finally gave Butters the ability to manipulate all types of metal and I also gave him a permanent barrier that stops all metal from hearting him on his skin.
"Okay, Coon and friends let's get down to business" coon says.
"Hey, why do we have to be called Coon and friends?" Stan/toolshed asks.
"Because the coon is a brand people know!" Cartmen shouts back.
"Actually, not that many people know you, people know me more than you and that's saying something I mean I'm not even a public-hero" I add.
"ITS NOT CHANGING!" Cartmen shouts. 'This guy need some help' I thought.
Everything went like in canon from then on.
It's after the fire and we were dismissed from the base I'm walking home with Kenny now.
"Hey Kenny do you think we'll get super powers like hindsight?"
"You do have super powers, remember" he says pointing to my wings.
"Oh, yea" was my reply as I chuckle a little rubbing the back of my head just above my nape.
"Well, bye Kenny, see ya later" I say as I walk off in the other direction.
I'm now at cartmens house where the window to his basement is I open the window and drop down to the ground. Flapping my wings a little as to lessen the fall onto my boots (I'm still in costume).
"Chaos" I say as I walk over to the cage butters is in.
"Chaos wake the fuck up!" I shout at him as he jumps up in a surprised state.
"W-what!?" He asks surprised.
"Come on Chaos I'm getting you out of here" I tell him.
"Why?"
"Do you want me to let you out or not?" I ask him.
"Y-Yes, yes please" he says in a not so villainous tone.
I open the cage Coon kept him in and dragged I'm out and grabbed a hold of hum the began flapping my wings ready for a takeoff and I flew strait through the window. I then dropped butters just as I was out and kept flying until I was home.
'God I love having wings' I thought as I jumped into bed.
The next morning
I walk into the school feeling a bit empty. 'What am I doing' I think as I start to wonder about hats next. 'I could create a community of super beings, I could even make myself a god or I could be a servant granting the wishes of those I choose. That's it I could be the guy in the shadows, making the hero's and the villains, YES!'
{Time skip-I an alleyway}
Everyone just introduced themselves, apart from me I'm perched on the corner of the building watching as the cultist just took the knife from the pipsqueak and stabbed Kenny in the chest.
'Time to put on a show' I think as I glide down, wings outspread.
"Kenny!" I shout as I try to shake him awake.
"They killed Kenny!" Stan shouts.
"You bastards!" Kyle finish's as always.
'I always forget when he died before but since I got my wings I've never forgotten these time and it still hurts me' I think sadly to myself.
I place my thinkers on his neck as to test his pulse (I learned this at my old job asa first aid course) but I can't feel it, I then try his wrist but again nothing. I then trie to find breathing and again nothing. I can't hold back the tears as I begin to cry.
I pick Kenny up in a princess carry and I fly over to a building away from the guys I then put one of his spare hoodies (I hid around town for him) and flew him to his house I then knocked on the door and placed him gently on the floor. "I hate this part"I say to my self as I fly away hearing his parents find him and cry saying his name over and over again.
I sigh as I stand crouched on the edge of one of the taller buildings roofs holding the knife I prayed from Kenny's chest. "It looks like I've got another target" I say as I draw the cultist that killed Kenny in my black list book (The book where I draw the faces of all the people I'm going to kill) and cross out the image of the rapist I killed last night.
"I wanna do it now, I wanna create my community of super powers" I say to myself.
I spread my wings and I jump off the building flying over towards toolshed's house in the cover of night.
I stare through Stan's window into his room. "Your gonna be the first Stan, the first to awaken my gift." I say as I open his window and walk over to his bed.
I place my hand over his face as I do this he wakes up.
(Stan perspective)
I wake up to this sudden intense pain all over my body and when I open my eyes I see, some kid wearing a bug costume grabbing my face.
"Oh, your awake Stan" he says to me with a smile on his face.
He removes his hand and the pains gone. "What did you do!?" I ask him as I gasp for air trying to calm down.
"I only awakened my gift to you" he says to me with this exited look on his face.
"What gift!?" I ask still shocked and angry about this.
"Power" was all he said, the smile still on his face still there as he spread the wings on his back which looked way too real to be fake and then he flew strait out of my window and into the night.
(Malik perspective)
'That was fun' I think to myself as I climb through my window and begin getting ready for bed by taking off my suit, hiding it in my closet and bandaging my wings to my back.
The next morning at school
"Hey, where's Stan?" Kyle asks.
"I heard some bug kid broke into his house and did something weird to him" Clyde responded.
"What!?" Kyle responds worriedly.
"Well who is he?"
"No one knows" a few people say.
"Maybe Kenny knows, he's been a hero the longest" Clyde adds.
They then all go to find Kenny.
"Hey, Kenny do you know some bug kid maybe a villain o hero?" Kyle asks Kenny.
"No, dude" Kenny reply's in his muffled voice.
"Why?" Kenny asks.
"He broke into Stan's house and attacked him or something" Kyle says a bit angry.
"What!" Kenny says before he runs off.
I watch all this with a smirk on my face, hiding behind the lockers/corner.
After school at Stan's
(Kyle's perspective)
I knock on the door to Stan's house as his dad opens the door.
"Is Stan home?" I ask
"Yea, he's been in his room since the incident, could you try to maybe cheer him up?" His dad responds.
"Yea" I reply worriedly.
I walk up the stairs and knock on Stan's door saying "Stan it's me Kyle, can I come in?" I wait a few seconds until he says "Yea".
I then walk into his room and find Stan on the floor deep in thought.
"Hey Stan, what happened?" I ask him.
"Some kid dressed as a bug broke in, he grabbed my face while I was asleep and then I felt this horrible pain that woke me up, and then when I asked him what he was doing he said something about a gift and that it was power" he said.
"Wow, that kid's crazy" I reply.
"But Strange things are happening, it's like he was telling the truth"
"Huh like what?"I ask him.
"Like how my dad's car was made just by looking at it and this morning I went to get the screwdriver from my suit for my dad and it just floated over to me" he says.
"No way" I respond.
"Yes way" he says as he holds out his arm and a hammer flys around me and then into his open palm.
"Dude! Awesome!" I say still in shock.
That night
(Malik perspective)
I've tried to keep acting normal so that no one can suspect anything.
I'm outside of Kyle's house now, he's gonna be next. I fly into his open window and repeat the process of awakening his powers like with Stan.
"Well, rise and shine" I say with a smile as Kyle looks into my eyes scared just waking up.
I remove my hand and he says "What the fuck!? Who are you!?" he shouts at me but I just smile more.
"What do you mean? You know who I am" I respond.
"No, no one knows who you are!?" He says still scared and now a bit angry "and what did you do to me!?" He asks me angrily.
"The same thing I did to your friend Stan, I awakened my gift" I say to him.
"What gift?" He asks me.
"Power!" I respond smiling as I spread my wings and fly away towards Clyde's house and then to Timmy's and I do the same thing I did to them as I did to Stan and Kyle.
The next morning at school
(Kenny perspective)
'I've heard four story's about this bug kid coming through people's windows and making them feel intense pain and then flying away and the next morning having strange things happening like Kyle's being followed by a kite and Timmy keeps finding swords and knifes all over the place' I think to myself.
I walk over towards the guys and say "Hey guys, has this bug kid really been attacking people?" I ask my voice being muffled by my coat.
"Yea, he's attacked both of us now" they say getting a bit heated about it. "Cartmen probably put him up to it, he's been off school the whole time" Kyle adds with a hint of venom.
"If it's that bad we should tell the police" I reply. "Yea, we told them they said they'll look for him" Stan adds.
That night
(Malik perspective)
I've decided to awaken everyone's powers tonight because I'm getting bored of this whole charade and I want to force them to focus on being hero's, vigilantes and villains. Instead of farts and shit, I want hate, revenge and killing by the time I'm 15.
So I did the same with the others only I didn't smile and I didn't talk it gets boring after four times after all.
Three days later
I called all the current hero's in the community to cartmens basement him included of course.
"Now with everyone here, we can start this meeting" I say in my her voice.
"As you all know, there was recently a series of attacks on everyone present" I say.
"Anyway now that the investigations are over I would like to say that I have superpowers" after I say this some look disbelievingly at me and others look like their relating and of course some look ready to tear off my ears for wasting their time.
I spread my wings out and fly into the air and shoot a fireball at some cardboard that turns to ash almost instantly then drop back to my feet. "And I believe that some of you do too" I say. Some of them look in shock and others in awe.
"Yea dude, me and Kyle got these weird powers after that attack" Stan says.
"Yes, and the coon has gained powers as well" cartmen says crouched over trying to seem cool.
I nod at this and say "I think these powers are related to our alter egos like my fire". "And I believe we should form a sort of community, with these powers as the base" I say to them which they seem to agree with.
"Let's do this then!" I shout as they all do the same.
And cut.
I called him dark Phoenix because he's got black wings and was reborn.