Peggy Jean came back to town
In search of Gool ol' Charlie Brown.
She hoped that she and him could be
Back together again with glee.
She'd say that she had rued the day
When she just upped and walked away.
But she did not expect at all
That she'd be taking a mighty fall.
She saw him one day with Heather Wold.
It made her heart go icy cold.
Despite that, she wanted to try.
She wasn't the one to run and cry.
She came to him and said hello
But Charlie Brown told her to go.
"After what you did to me
I can't be with you anymore, see?
Also, I know from everyone
That I am not the only one
Whose heart you've gone and torn apart.
You know, you really aren't that smart.
Heather was shocked to hear this news.
She looked ready to blow a fuse.
But when she heard this dumb slag sneeze
Roasting her became a breeze.
"It sound like you've caught a cold.
It's the ice inside your soul."
Charlie Brown was quite impressed
And Peggy Jean now felt depressed.
She turned around and ran away
Unsure of what else to say.