3rd POV
-Boom Beach-
Dr. T stood on a hill of sand with a smirk while holding a red lightsaber in hand, while Y/N, who was frowning, stood below also with a red lightsaber.
No, you don't need any context.
"You'll never get my plans, Adler! Nobody will!" Dr. T said with his godly voice.
"What happened to the hentai stash that I gave you? I told you to give it back to me after you finish it! It's been 4 weeks! !" Y/N questioned
"I never kept those comics you gave me, I burnt it all to ash! It was so horrid! I felt really bad to that glasses girl, even though I am a genius evil mastermind!"
"You bitch! Those were high quality!"
"Oh boy..." Roach sighed, as he knows on what Y/N was about to do, considering that he was Y/N's buddy, he pretty much knows Y/N a lot than most people. Y/N was about to jump and try to decapitate Dr. T's head, but he warned Y/N
"Don't do it, Adler. I've got the high ground!"
"Don't underestimate my power!"
He leaped towards Dr. T, instead of dodging the attack, he threw a handful of sand on Y/N's face, blinding him temporarily.
"Hah! Sand in the eye!"
Y/N dropped his lightsaber and rubbed his eyes. He landed face-first on the hard ground below
"That damn midget..." He kept rubbing his eyes, but he realized something...
Weren't they at a beach? There weren't supposed to be hard solid ground, sand isn't even hard. The sands on Boom Beach were really soft like mud. He began to open his eyes
"...Did Roach just accidentally open a portal or what?" He asked himslef with confusion all over his face
He was nowhere in Boom Beach, that's for sure. He was in some sort of medieval town, filled with other races. Elves, beastmen, dwarves, you name it.
"Roach, did you open a portal to somewhere else?" He asked but no one responded "Roach?" He checked around his pockets, but he didn't find his partner.
"Are you alright? Did you lose something?" Y/N looked at the voice, which was behind him. and there, a tall and slender person stood there with red hair and blue eyes. He smiled kindly at Y/N, who didn't care about the kindness shown to him
"Who are you?" he asked
"Forgive me for not introducing myself" He bowed towards Y/N "My name is Reinhard Von Astrea, the current sword saint and a knight of Lugnica. But I'm on off duty right now"
"Uhuh, am I supposed to bow to you or something?" He asked
"Oh, you don't have to. Have you lost anything?"
'Quick! Make something up!' Alternate, the lady inside his head said. Don't ask why she has that name, Y/N dosen't know why either.
"I, uh, no"
"I see, why are you looking in your pockets in a panic?"
"I was... checking if my stuff is still there?"
'Why did you make it seem like it's a question?'
"Understandable, be careful around these parts, I heard there's a thief going around here"
"Sure will, the thieves would die before they get their hands on my pockets"
"I'd appreciate it if you didn't kill them, Mr...?"
"Oh, the names Y/N"
"It's was nice to see you Mr. Y/N. May we meet again, and don't kill anyone! We Knights will handle that" Reinhard turned around and walked the other direction, while some ladies are looking at him with lustful expressions.
"Damn, I wonder what it feels like being liked by women" Y/N said, as he looked towards you, yes you, readers "I'm looking at you, degenerates. I know some of you are women, who knows, maybe you're lesbian" Y/N said as he began to wander around and got into the slums, it was quite empty. Since it was a medieval fantasy world, he expected it to be filled to the brim, but reality is often dissappointing.
As the sun began to set, he notices a glow in the distance. Y/N got curious and decided to check it out. As he was about to move once more, a rock hit him on the head and knocked him out.
-/ Timskip In Progress /-
Y/N groaned as he stood up and dusted himself off, he checked his pockets if there's something missing, the answer is pretty much obvious
"God damn thieves, if only Roach won't punish me, I'd already have burned this whole world to the ground" He cursed, he heard a scream in the distance and turned towards of what it looks like a warehouse, he assumed the one who screamed was a man, it was not too deep, but not high pitched to be a woman's either. He saw a silver-haired girl walked in.
"That looks interesting" he said and walked towards the warehouse. But as he was about to reach, everything got surrounded by darkness.
"The fuck...?" Y/N got confused as he saw he was back where he met that Reinhard guy. Y/N saw Reinhard not too far away, so a few minutes after they had a conversation, eh? Y/N began to use his entire brain to think, which probably resulted in half of his brain cells dying "Hmm, this is unusual. What the fuck happened?"
'Either we were dreaming, or someone turned back time. It's very obvious. Even 1-year-olds can solve it' Alternate said.
He wandered around again while reading a "book" with the cover having a title called Icha Icha Paradise. It's not that popular but it's worth a buy.
'Where are we going?' Alternate said.
'Back to that place where that girl entered'
'Why?'
'No reason, just a gut feeling and I'm a little bit curious' He bumped into a girl with a hood over her head. Almost dropping his book, Y/N glared at the woman.
"Hey, watch it!" Y/N yelled at the girl
"I'm sorry!"
"Jeez, talk about being blind" Y/N muttered.
'Can't you be at least be kind to the girl? She kinda looked cute too'
"Nah, JC would label me as a simp. Also, how could you tell that she's cute with that hood covering her eyes? Soldier's probably would be jealous over how low it is"
'Knowing him, maybe'
Before Y/N could continue to wander, he felt someone picking his pockets. He quickly snatched the hand and lift the person up to his face.
"What do you think you're doing, kid?"
"Let me go bastard!" The little girl began kicking Y/N's stomach. which doesn't pretty much do anything at all. Y/N cackled as a crowd gathers.
"Hehe, let me ask you a question first, if you manage to answer correctly, then I'll let you go" Y/N offered, the little kid stopped struggling as he began to calm down and listened to Y/N.
"I'm listening..." The kid said
"Trick or Yeet?" The kid's expression turned into confusion. Oh boy...
"Yeet?"
"Yeet it is" Y/N threw the little child on a nearby fountain, making the child wet. A few guards gathered around, Y/N saw this as a sign to escape. He didn't want to ruin his reputation in his first day in this world, well actually 2.
"Now, back to my boo- what the- where's my baby?!" Y/N desperately searched around, but couldn't find it so he sighed "Oh well, someone's filthy hands probably already touched it, good thing I bought spares" Y/N continued to wander around, but for some reason got into the slums again. He saw a guy banging on the door of the warehouse desperately.
"Is anyone there? Someone...Someone's in there right? Please, answer me, please!" Y/N approached the guy, and tapped his shoulder, which made the guy look at him.
"Can you stop screaming, please? It's noon and I haven't got that much sleep" before the guy could speak, a raspy voice sounded through the door.
"Shut yer trap! You tryin' to bust down my door when you don't even know the signal or password?!" A huge old man suddenly opened the door and approached both of them. Y/N observed the old man, he was huge that's obviously for sure, but he's also quite old, probably in his 70's
"It wasn't me, look at him" Y/N pointed at the man beside him. Old man glared at the man with a tracksuit, which made him sweat.
'Come to think of it, how does he have a tracksuit? Oh well, it's not like I'd care, I can ask that later'
-/ TImeskip Once More /-
Y/N and the man beside him, which he learned his name was Subaru and teased him for having a car brand's name, sat on a table with Old man Rom at the other side. Subaru couldn't stop asking Y/N how he knows what a car is since they're in a fantasy world, but he stopped as Y/N made a death threat to him while making a scary face. Subaru almost shat his pants. Y/N looked around, which is just a bar with various items, ranging from accessories to weapons.
"What're you all fidgety for? Are your balls chafin' ya that much?" He asked Subaru
"I'm not worried about the position of my privates! Don't start the conversation with potty humor!" Subaru yelled
"You're already interrupting my evening booze. You'll kill me if you start talkin' about boring stuff now"
"You got booze?" Y/N asked, not caring about what they're talking about, he just tagged along as he is curious about the warehouse.
"If You want, you buy" Y/N opened his wallet to find some money of other worlds he visited. He tried to find any money but can't find any. It seems there's only one way.
"I don't have any money at the moment, buuuuut, give me the booze and I'll let you meet someone that could make you rich" Y/N offered
"Oh, who might that be?" He asked
"His name is Bill Cipher, he could make your wishes come true. How's that sound?"
"I'll let you have my booze if I meet this Bill Cipher first" he said, Y/N sighed and placed his head on the table, which resulted in a loud smack. Subaru and Rom ignored the bored Y/N.
"This may be a stupid, question, but have you died recently?" The old man Rom look at him and laughed at his dumb question
"Well, I admit I'm an old man at death's door, but I ain't really died yet" Y/N felt his stomach acting up, so he stood up, one hand on his stomach and asked Rom.
"Yo, old man, you got any toilets around here?"
"It's in the back, don't do anythin' funny, or else I'll have ta bash ya with my hands"
"Ooooo, shiver me timbers, I'm so scared! Fuck off old man" Y/N headed straight to the toilet, which is just a hole with cloth on the side, don't make me explain how dirty the cloth is, it's like two people fucked while the one was shitting.
But I explained it anyways, deal with it. Y/N's face scrunched up in disgust "Yeah, this is why I hate some medieval worlds, third-world swines" Y/N endured the smell and swallowed his dignity, and took a shit.
-/ Meanwhile /-
"So what are ya doin' here anyway?" The old man asked
"Oh, I'm looking for an insignia. It belongs to a silver-haired girl who helped me put in an alley, I don't know why it's important for her, but there was a jewel in the center" Subaru said
"An insignia with a jewel...Sorry, but I ain't got anythin' like that"
"Are you sure? Try to think! Maybe you're just old and senile"
"You mean this little thing?" Y/N said as he walked through the door and showed Subaru the insignia.
"Yeah, this is the insignia I was looking for" Subaru's eyes widened in realization "Wait, where did you get this?!"
"I stole it from a girl. Why?" Wait a minute, how come I haven't seen him snatch it from her? "Suck it, narrator"
"Don't say it like it's normal for you!" Which totally is for Y/N "now, give me that" Subaru tried to grab the insignia but Y/N stopped him but holding his palm out.
"Look, I know you're a simp and all, but I could get richer if I sell this. So, how about we trade? You give me money, and I give you this" Y/N offered. Rom was quiet during all of this
"Uhh, I'm kind of broke" Y/N began laughing and tears were started to form in his eyes.
"Pfft, you're fucking broke" Y/N said as he burst into laughter.
"Hey! You're broke too!" Y/N coughed and stopped laughing.
"Ahem, right. Now that I'm feeling hungry, I guess you could give me those crisps- I mean chips over there and then I'll hand you the insignia" Y/N said, as he suppressed his inner Bri ish-ness. Subaru grabbed the chips from the plastic bag and showed them to Y/N
"Oh, you mean this?"
"Is that food?" He asked, snatching the chips off Subaru. He accidentally pops it and munched a huge amount of it "I see! What an off-flavor. These could go well with booze!"
"Right? Hey, don't start eating them!"
"Hey, my food!" Y/N tried to at least get one piece but Old Man Rom already ate all of it. " Oh well, I guess no insignia for you then" Y/N sulked and stored the insignia in his pocket.
"Hey hey, give me that insignia and I'll do anything!" Y/N raised his eyebrows at Subaru
"Can you, well, deliver this letter to a boy that wears white green, and black? He also wears a metal mask, his name is Rubick"
"Sure thing! I'll do it if I see him!" Y/N tossed the insignia over to Subaru, who caught it with ease "Thanks" Y/N stood up.
"Well, this was interesting, but I have to find an inn somewhere"
"Take care!"
Y/N was about to leave but he remembered something "Hey, old man" he said with Rom responding with a hum "What's the password?" Old man Rom handed him a piece of paper.
"...Seriously?" He asked the old man with a blank expression
"Don't question it. Now, if both of ya don't have anythin' else to do, scram!" Y/N and Subaru got outside. They both sat on the stairway, two children looked at them.
"What are you little fucks looking at?!" The two children returned back to...whatever they're doing.
"Do you seriously have to shout at them?"
"I seriously have no idea what other ways there are to deal with irritating children" Y/N yawned as a little kid with wet messy hair stepped in front of them.
"Hey. what're you doing here? You're in my way" The little kid saw Y/N and her face was filled with anger. "You-"
"Oh hey, sup"
"Felt!" The little kid, now named felt, calmed down a little but there's still visible anger on her face.
"You know me?"
"Who the fuck names their child Felt?" Y/N asked
"Shut up! Don't think I haven't forgotten what you did, asshole" Y/N saw Felt holding the Necronomicon. Y/N shrugged and stood up.
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I've got to find somewhere to lodge in, where do you expect me to sleep?" Y/N left without saying goodbye.
"What a weirdo"
"I fucking heard you! And there's nothing weird about me! Except for my taste in women, of course" Y/N yelled but quietly muttered the last part. He shuddered as he thought of his old girlfriend, Karen.
'So, about the lodging...' Alternate said.
'Don't worry, I found an inn on the way here, it should be close' it had been a good couple of minutes since he walked and the warehouse is very far behind him "Now that I think about it, how did I get here in the first place?" he asked himself, but he bumped into a person, a female to be exact.
"This is the second time of the day..." he sighed
"I'm sorry, are you all right?"
"You think I'd get hurt by that? Watch where you're going next time" Y/N angrily said "fuckin' lil' bitch" Y/N muttered the last part
"What's wrong? You don't have to be so angry"
"Listen here lady, I am very tired right now and I don't have the time to handle this bullshit" Y/N walked away, leaving a dumbfounded lady behind.
"This is the first time a man spoke to me like that" the woman licked her lips and giggled "He's my type"
"Uh oh" Y/N began to sweat and did a full sprint. As he got out of the area, he began panting. He sat on a nearby bench to rest for a while "Jeez, that running took a lot of me" He couldn't handle it anymore so he shut his eyes "Maybe for a while..." Y/N napped for a couple of minutes.
As Y/N felt energized, he opened his eyes. But one sentence entered his mind as he saw he was back from where he was.
"...Son of a bitch"
This is not a harem book, since those are overrated, some are good books though, some.
Criticism is welcome