''At the midpoint of the journey of life, I found myself in a dark forest, for the clear path was lost.''
Prologue: Death
''JUNIOR! YOUR DINNER IS READY!'' said Chef Pee Pee, having just finished cooking a special dish for Bowser Junior to eat for dinner.
''Oh boy, dinner is ready'' said Bowser Junior as he headed to the kitchen, hungry and excited due to the sweet smell coming from the kitchen.
Junior noticed a nice, warm plate of macaroni and cheese casserole served on the kitchen counter.
''Oh my Chef Pee Pee, that looks so good and delicious'' said Bowser Junior, ready to eat.
''Alright Junior, I hope you enjoy my seafood mac and cheese'' said Chef Pee Pee, ''I worked real hard to make this casserole just for you''.
''Thank you so much Chef Pee Pee'' said Bowser Junior to Chef Pee Pee, and then gave Chef Pee Pee a kiss on the cheek and left to eat at the table.
''EWWW! THAT IS SO GROSS JUNIOR!'' said Chef Pee Pee, who was real grossed out by being kissed by Bowser Junior.
At the kitchen table, Junior enjoyed eating his plate of seafood mac and cheese, completely entranced by how it tastes so good.
''Oh man, that was so good'' said Bowser Junior, having finished his meal within ten minutes.
But then suddenly, Junior started feeling numbness and tingling around the mouth, followed by nasty salivation and nausea
''Chef Pee Pee, I don't feel so good'' said Bowser Junior, feeling really sick, and is about ready to vomit.
''Oh no, I need to get to the trash can'' said Bowser Junior, who went straight to the trash can to vomit.
As Bowser Junior opened the trash can, he saw the remains of a pufferfish inside the trash can.
Bowser Junior came to a horrifying realization, that Chef Pee Pee must have used pufferfish meat for his seafood mac and cheese.
''CHEF PEE PEE! CHEF PEE PEE! CHEF PEE PEE!'' said Bowser Junior as loudly as possible.
Chef Pee Pee came over to see what Bowser Junior wanted from him.
''WHAT? what do you want, you little brat?'' said Chef Pee Pee, absolutely frustrated at Bowser Junior for shouting for him.
''Did you put pufferfish in my seafood mac and cheese?'' said Bowser Junior, now feeling really dizzy and starting to lose consciousness.
''Yes, i used pufferfish for the extra flavor'' said Chef Pee Pee, confirming what he did, much to Junior's horror.
''WHAT?! WHY WOULD YOU...'' said Bowser Junior, who then accidentally vomits all over on Chef Pee Pee.
''DANG IT JUNIOR! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!'' screamed Chef Pee Pee.
Bowser Junior then lost consciousness, falling onto the floor, likely already dead.
''Junior?'' said Chef Pee Pee, who checked his body and realises what is happening.
''OH NO! I HAVE TO CALL A DOCTOR! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING! ARGH!'' said Chef Pee Pee in absolute panic.
To be continued...
