Sans woke up to his brother screaming at him to get out of bed.
"GET UP YOU LAZYBONES!" Papyrus yelled. "WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR GUARD DUTY!"
"bro, there really is no need for a guard any more. we moved to the Surface, remember paps?"
"OH RIGHT. THERE IS NO MORE SENTRY DUTY FOR YOU, BUT YOU STILL MUST REPORT TO WORK AT YOUR HOT DOG STAND." Papyrus said.
Papyrus occasionally forgot that they now lived on the Surface, so the only member of the guard was him and Undyne. On the Surface, they were called "Police officers", and that meant that there was no more sentry duty and the only job Sans had was selling hot dogs. Papyrus was a police officer and he helped Frisk as the Ambassador to the humans.
That's when Sans was reminded that they were supposed to walk the kid to school, and he bolted up, not wanting to be late.
"paps! we forgot that we need to walk the kid to school! we need to be there in five minutes! but i know a shortcut. c'mon."
Papyrus and Sans teleported right to the doorstep of the Dreemurrs. Papyrus looked slightly nauseous.
"N-NEVER AGAIN! TH-THOSE SHORTCUTS OF YOURS MAKE ME FEEL WEIRD," Papyrus said, slightly dizzy.
"sorry, paps. i did nausea say the ride would be easy. but soon the headache will be verti-gone, ey!
"SANS IT IS STILL TO EARLY FOR YOUR PUNS! WE HAVE NOT EVEN PICKED UP FRISK YET!"
"In my opinion, it was punderful." a voice said from behind.
Papyrus jumped with a "NYEH!" and sans turned around quickly, his eye flashing blue and yellow.
"Really. Like no joke. There was perfectly punctual," Frisk said, smiling.
Sans' eye immediately stopped glowing and him worried look turned into his normal warm everlasting grin.
"gods, kid. You really gave both me and papyrus a fright. but good one though."
Papyrus' brisk manner returned just as abruptly as it left. "THIS IS NO TIME FOR PUNS, HUMAN, I CAN SEE THAT SANS IS A BAD ROLE MODEL FOR YOU, UNLIKE THE GREAT PAPYRUS, OF COURSE, NYEH HEH HEH!"
Frisk could not help but smile at Papyrus' bright yet brisk manner. He was just a giant marshmallow that was crisp on the outside but goey on the inside.
"we better get you to school now kid. toriel'll be pissed if I get you there late. but don't worry, kiddo. i know a shortcut."
They got to frisk's school right as the bell was ringing. Frisk waved a hurried goodbye as she went to go find MK, or Monster Kid, in the crowd. Asriel was in high school while Frisk was in middle school. Frisk rarely got to see him as he stayed at the high school studying until late at night. They were still the very best of friends.
Sans walked off with a sigh. He had to get to work and so did Papyrus. They would come pick the kid up right after school. He then teleported to his hot dog stand, thinking about the kid the whole time.
