Moments in Time
Auhtor's Note: This will be a collection of one-shots and drabbles of moments between Ron and Hermione. They might be during Hogwarts, after Hogwarts, pre-battle, pre-epilogue etc!
None of them have any connection to each other. They each stand alone.
Fluff, smut and maybe a little angst ahead!
Please leave comments/review! Enjoy!
Title: Muggle Communications
Idea: Ron and Hermione chat the muggle way while being separated
Timeline: Summer after Hermione finishes school before returning to the Burrow moving out of her parent's house
roonilwazlib: er...Mione?
booksandcleverness: Ron! Hi! I'm here.
roonilwazlib: youre where?
roonilwazlib: IN there?
booksandcleverness: Well, in my house but I'm on the computer, talking to you
booksandcleverness: No, not in the computer, honestly
roonilwazlib: but how? is there someone...IN there, reading?
booksandcleverness: No, Ron. The computer recognizes what we're typing and sends it to the other person through the Internet... it's very complicated
roonilwazlib: but you can't hear me?
roonilwazlib: just read...me?
booksandcleverness: Yes, exactly. I'm reading what you're saying... same way you're reading what I'm saying.
booksandcleverness: Or typing, rather.
roonilwazlib: odd… why is my name bloody roonilwazlib? I am going to murder ginny… sodding sister of mine thinks shes funny
roonilwazlib: dad was bloody excited, Mione, I'm surprised he even let me...on? in? on here
booksandcleverness: On, yes. Yeah, Ginny mentioned in her owls that he was going mental over the computer... spending all of his time on it. I suppose she had a turn on it herself as well! Changed your name for you.
roonilwazlib: what else did ginny tell you? did she tell you that I miss you?
booksandcleverness: I don't think Ginny's a mind reader, Ron.
roonilwazlib: I reckon I've complained to her about missing you, though
booksandcleverness: Oh, well, she did mention complaining but she didn't tell me what about.
roonilwazlib: are you sure there's no way for me to stick my head in and see you?
booksandcleverness: Positive.
booksandcleverness: It's like writing owls but ten times faster
roonilwazlib: smashing these things in is better than quills, anyway
booksandcleverness: Smashing? Oh, you mean typing? Having trouble with it, are you?
roonilwazlib: erm, no trouble
booksandcleverness: Uh huh, sure. :)
roonilwazlib: what is that?!
booksandcleverness: It's a smiley face. There are little pictures you can use to show emotions.
roonilwazlib: no shite?
booksandcleverness: Language, Ron!
roonilwazlib: well it's not every day a yellow blob POPS out
booksandcleverness: It's a face, Ron, not a blob. There are different ones too... :) :D ;) :O
roonilwazlib: I think that one is trying to get it on with me
roonilwazlib: ...is that possible/
roonilwazlib: WHAT IS /
booksandcleverness: No, I don't think so. You're safe.
roonilwazlib: /
roonilwazlib: strange
booksandcleverness: Oh, honestly! You're like a kid using a wand for the first time.
roonilwazlib: /I/am/not/
booksandcleverness: You are too! And stop putting / between everything you type. It makes it very difficult to read.
roonilwazlib: sorry
booksandcleverness: Quite alright.
roonilwazlib: \
roonilwazlib: IT GOES THE OTHER WAY
booksandcleverness: Oh honestly! So according to Ginny you've been complaining non-stop to her... didn't realize it was about me though.
roonilwazlib: well, of course it's been about you
roonilwazlib: what's it been like, seven years since I saw you?
booksandcleverness: More like 4 days,Ron.
roonilwazlib: it feels like seven years
booksandcleverness: Yes, well, I can't spend every moment at the Burrow. My parents like to see me too, you know.
roonilwazlib: they don't seeing you as much as I do
roonilwazlib: er
roonilwazlib: enjoy
roonilwazlib: enjoying seeing you, 'Mione
booksandcleverness: You enjoy seeing me, do you? Why's that now?
roonilwazlib: why can't I cross things off here
roonilwazlib: must I really explain why I like seeing you Hermione? I thought you were the clever one
booksandcleverness: Suppose not.
roonilwazlib: the only person I have to kiss me is my mum
roonilwazlib: it gets a bit lonely
booksandcleverness: You could always kiss George... or Pig! I'm sure he'd endulge you.
booksandcleverness: *indulge
roonilwazlib: *! ******
booksandcleverness: Is that supposed to say something?
roonilwazlib: I'd rather kiss myself
roonilwazlib: no
roonilwazlib: I liked your *
roonilwazlib: what is that? *
booksandcleverness: Well, that's an option too. I'm sure you could kiss your mirror.
booksandcleverness: That is an asterisk. It's used to indicate you're making a correction.
roonilwazlib: I wish I could kiss you
booksandcleverness: (K) there
booksandcleverness: A virtual kiss.
roonilwazlib: er
roonilwazlib: nothing happened?
booksandcleverness: It's a picture of lips,
roonilwazlib. Oh, nevermind.
booksandcleverness: Are you really that bored? Hasn't Harry arrived yet?
roonilwazlib: yeah, Harry's here but he's always with ginny
booksandcleverness: I'm sure he's not ignoring you completely. You're still his best friend.
booksandcleverness: He wouldn't know Ginny if it weren't for you! Tell that to him.
roonilwazlib: you can tell him, Hermione
booksandcleverness: I will. When I arrive.
booksandcleverness: Which won't be for another week or so I'm afraid
roonilwazlib: well ack
roonilwazlib: I may have to just wander off in search of entertainment
roonilwazlib: I hear the lake is nice
roonilwazlib: care to swim when you arrive?
booksandcleverness: Sure, that sounds nice.
booksandcleverness: I'll bring my swimsuit.
roonilwazlib: what colour is it?
booksandcleverness: Um... yellow, I think. Well, I have a few in several colours.
booksandcleverness: Why do you ask?
roonilwazlib: you do realize that now I am going to be thinking of you wearing that
booksandcleverness: Yes, well, I don't think that could have been avoided.
roonilwazlib: would you be terribly upset if I said I didn't have a swimsuit?
booksandcleverness: I'd find that a bit hard to believe.
booksandcleverness: But I don't think I'd be upset, no.
roonilwazlib: we'll have to see if it fits...otherwise I fear I'd have to not wear anything
booksandcleverness: Well, it's not as if I haven't seen all that before.
roonilwazlib: is that some sort of...suggestion?
booksandcleverness: Just a fact. I've done more than look, actually. Well, you know that, don't you?
roonilwazlib: I know that you've done some very wicked things
booksandcleverness: You've been such a horrible influence on me over the years.
roonilwazlib: I really have
roonilwazlib: very terrible of me
booksandcleverness: Yes, quite. Horrible, really.
roonilwazlib: I should be sent to Azkaban
booksandcleverness: I don't think I'd like that very much, actually.
roonilwazlib: you'd have to learn to live without me, I'm afraid
booksandcleverness: Hmm, I may have to turn to someone for comfort. Perhaps Viktor is available.
roonilwazlib: the ruddy pumpkin head could never give you things that I can give you, so I'm afraid you're out of luck
booksandcleverness: Well, I don't know. He's very skilled on the Quidditch pitch so I'm sure he's skilled in other areas as well.
roonilwazlib: he lacks in certain areas, I hear
booksandcleverness: Does he? I hadn't heard that.
roonilwazlib: yep, comes up a bit...short
booksandcleverness: Well, then, I'll have to pass. I've had longer experiences and don't think I could go back.
roonilwazlib: and you much prefer than longer experience, yeah?
booksandcleverness: Mhmm, yes, I think so.
roonilwazlib: you only think so? well then, the moment I see you I'll have to reassure you
booksandcleverness: I'm not opposed to a bit of convincing.
roonilwazlib: just a bit, of course
booksandcleverness: Well, maybe a lot of convincing. It has been a while since I've been thoroughly
convinced.
roonilwazlib: I know just the cure for that, love
booksandcleverness: Do you?
roonilwazlib: it's been too bloody long, it will be a good convincing
booksandcleverness: Can't say I disagree, really.
roonilwazlib: will you let me convince you in a few different ways?
booksandcleverness: I think that might be necessary.
roonilwazlib: oh yeah?
roonilwazlib: required, is it?
booksandcleverness: Yes, definitely required.
roonilwazlib: you won't even know who krum is by the time I'm done with you
booksandcleverness: I don't doubt that. Sometimes I can't even remember who I am.
booksandcleverness: After you're done with me, that is.
roonilwazlib: that talented am I? lucky for you, I've been thinking about just how to keep you forgetting who you are
roonilwazlib: though I reckon it may take me a while to get done with you
booksandcleverness: That's one area where you don't need any tutoring whatsoever.
roonilwazlib: really?
booksandcleverness: Yes, really.
roonilwazlib: I seem to recall something from the past where you said the very same thing
roonilwazlib: even though I was probably complete rubbish at doing it for you
roonilwazlib: that first time, at least
booksandcleverness: Are you mental? I'll never forget that. It was incredible.
roonilwazlib: even though I was probably doing it wrong?
booksandcleverness: You weren't doing anything wrong, trust me.
roonilwazlib: I like to think i've improved that in department...and other departments close to that one
booksandcleverness: You're fishing for compliments, aren't you?
roonilwazlib: maaaaaybeee
roonilwazlib: or maybe I just miss you have I said that yet?
booksandcleverness: You have. And I miss you too.
roonilwazlib: are your parents well? they must be, getting to spend all this ruddy time with you
booksandcleverness: They're fine, yes. Busy working and everything.
roonilwazlib: so you're alone?
booksandcleverness: During the day, yes.
roonilwazlib: and what do you do?
booksandcleverness: When I'm home alone? I read, I watch the telly, I write owls to you, Ginny and Harry, I go for walks, I prepare applications for job positions.
roonilwazlib: that sounds erm...exciting
booksandcleverness: Not really. More relaxing, really.
roonilwazlib: ah relaxing, I take naps
booksandcleverness: You'd sleep all day if you could
booksandcleverness: Or eat
booksandcleverness: I'd rather be there with you to be honest
roonilwazlib: I'd never leave my bed in my mum didn't threaten to get rid of it
booksandcleverness: I'd never leave your bed either.
roonilwazlib: while I'm sleeping on the floor, of course
booksandcleverness: Not exactly what I was thinking.
roonilwazlib: But you know something?
booksandcleverness: What?
roonilwazlib: I reckon we don't have very much privacy at either of our homes
booksandcleverness: Well, yes, that's true. Between all the people in yours and my parents in mine... it
is hard to find privacy.
roonilwazlib: and as much as my orange sheets love having your...well body all over them, I've been
thinking
booksandcleverness: About?
roonilwazlib: us
roonilwazlib: and er
roonilwazlib: I mean
roonilwazlib: I have a solution?
roonilwazlib: well that's not a question
booksandcleverness: A solution? To the issue of privacy, you mean?
roonilwazlib: yes, to the issue of us never getting to really be alone
booksandcleverness: And what is this solution?
roonilwazlib: do you want to be alone with me like more than usual?
roonilwazlib: I need you to answer that
booksandcleverness: Of course I do. Don't I always?
roonilwazlib: then what do you think of...you and me and a flat?
roonilwazlib: I mean, living together
roonilwazlib: alone
booksandcleverness: You... what?
roonilwazlib: I mean
roonilwazlib: er
booksandcleverness: You want me to move in with you?
roonilwazlib: NOT HERE
roonilwazlib: i mean
roonilwazlib: not you moving into the burrow, that would be really crowded
roonilwazlib: doyouwanttogetaflat?
roonilwazlib: sorry forgot the spaces
booksandcleverness: You want to get a flat together? Really?
roonilwazlib: uh, yeah
roonilwazlib: if you want to
roonilwazlib: i mean, we could be alone
roonilwazlib: for the first time in...i dunno, a long while
booksandcleverness: Yes! Yes, I want to. Of course I want to!
roonilwazlib: really?
booksandcleverness: Yes!
roonilwazlib: just you and me?
booksandcleverness: Just you and me.
roonilwazlib: wow
booksandcleverness: I... Ron, you really want to do this? You know you can't just lock yourself in your
room if you want to avoid me if we're living together.
roonilwazlib: well I know
roonilwazlib: because it would be our bedroom Mione
roonilwazlib: I'll even...I dunno build you a huge bookshelf for your books too!
booksandcleverness: You... I love you, you know that? That sounds brilliant.
roonilwazlib: really?
roonilwazlib: then it's alright to feel really excited right now?
booksandcleverness: Perfectly alright.
roonilwazlib: if it's something that we're not just going to discuss and then forget about
booksandcleverness: No, no we'll definitely do this. We can go looking when I come to the Burrow.
roonilwazlib: so soon? merlin, Mione
booksandcleverness: Oh, I... did you not mean so soon? I'm sorry.
roonilwazlib: NO, that was a good reaction
roonilwazlib: I mean, a surprised reaction that you want to do the same thing I do
roonilwazlib: Ive been thinking about this since we last saw each other
roonilwazlib: because the thought of not seeing you every day...scared me
roonilwazlib: i mean we did enough of the being apart thing when you were at hogwarts right?
booksandcleverness: You were scared of not seeing me everyday?
roonilwazlib: yeah
roonilwazlib: we've barely been apart since were were eleven, yeah? Bit scary to think we would have to be separated again after everything with the war and all innit?
booksandcleverness: Yes, I agree. I don't enjoy being separated from you anymore either. And you're
absolutely sure? This is a big step, you know. I don't want you to regret taking it.
roonilwazlib: I could never regret being with you in any way
booksandcleverness: There you go again, saying such sweet things.
roonilwazlib: well, I mean it
booksandcleverness: And I love you.
roonilwazlib: I love you more
booksandcleverness: Doubt that.
roonilwazlib: it's true
booksandcleverness: Prove it.
roonilwazlib: I wish I could
booksandcleverness: I'm sure you could think of something.
booksandcleverness: Though asking me to live with you kind of did it.
roonilwazlib: I love you so much that crookshanks can sleep on our bed too
booksandcleverness: Well! That is a lot of love!
booksandcleverness: Our bed. Sounds nice.
roonilwazlib: unless you prefer twin beds of course
booksandcleverness: Um, no, that's alright.
roonilwazlib: or seperate rooms, even
roonilwazlib: or I could just reside on the couch, hm?
booksandcleverness: Don't even suggest it. You're not sleeping anywhere but next to me.
roonilwazlib: I like waking up and seeing you there
booksandcleverness: Do you?
roonilwazlib: now when I wake up its lonely
roonilwazlib: but not for long right?
booksandcleverness: Not for long.
booksandcleverness: How does your mother feel about us living together?
booksandcleverness: Have you told her?
roonilwazlib: erm, not really
roonilwazlib: but she shouldn't mind
roonilwazlib: you know she nearly flew through the bloody roof when I first owled her about us
booksandcleverness: In a good way or a bad way, Ron? That's an important detail.
roonilwazlib: Erm definitely good she was hugging me and crying about me growing up… thats a good reaction right?
Booksandcleverness: Yes, I believe it is. But still...Are you sure? Your Mum's very old-fashioned.
roonilwazlib: that she wouldn't approve of us living together?
booksandcleverness: I don't know. I get the impression she'd want us to be married before living together.
roonilwazlib: oh
booksandcleverness: Old-fashioned values and whatnot.
roonilwazlib: well, I mean
roonilwazlib: I'll talk to her
roonilwazlib: but it's...us, you know?
roonilwazlib: almost like harry and us living together, but not
roonilwazlib: harry living with us, I mean
booksandcleverness: I'm sure Harry and Ginny'll want to move in together as well.
roonilwazlib: mum may be slightly more put off by that
roonilwazlib: or nervous, rather
booksandcleverness: Ginny being her only and youngest girl, of course.
roonilwazlib: it's alright if I talk mum about this, right? and what about your parents?
roonilwazlib: I mean, they don't know me as much as my mum knows you
booksandcleverness: Yeah, that's just fine. I... I'll have to talk to them. I'm sure Dad won't be happy but
Mum will be thrilled.
booksandcleverness: We might have to have you come over and spend a bit of time with them before
telling them though.
roonilwazlib: that would be nice… your dad isnt going to murder me right?
roonilwazlib: even so, i mean, at least I'd be seeing you yeah?
roonilwazlib: though I suspect I'll get getting that...talk from your dad
booksandcleverness: Hmm, yes, he's mentioned wanting to talk to you a few times. But no, he won't
murder you, Ron.
booksandcleverness: He's not that bad, really. You'll be fine.
roonilwazlib: is it okay that I'm still terrified? reckon he would be skeptical of anyone you brought home right? the fact that he's met me before prolly wont help
booksandcleverness: He's a modern thinking man, of course, but a little more protective of me than my
mother, I should warn you. He may give you the inquisition to make sure you really do love me... he had a hard time believing I can be so in love at my age.
roonilwazlib: i just wont mention that ive seen you starkers... that should help right?
booksandcleverness: Oh honestly, Ronald, dont you dare bring up our sex life with my father! Do you
want him to slaughter you?! He'll see how much you love me and how much I love you and then he should warm up to you soon enough I should think. He's very protective of me.
roonilwazlib: I don't blame him really seeing as I have very protective parents as well...but you're an
only child, so I suppose that makes his protection even greater
roonilwazlib: but if you love me so much, I must be rather lovable, yeah?
booksandcleverness: Way to change the subject and fish for compliments again. But yes, you are very lovable.
roonilwazlib: hey, I have innocent intentions
booksandcleverness: You never have innocent intentions
roonilwazlib: lies, lies
booksandcleverness: Yes well when I finally arrive at the Burrow my intentions won't be so innocent either so I don't think I can comment on that at the moment.
roonilwazlib: will you let me show you how much I love you?
booksandcleverness: Several times over if you want to.
roonilwazlib: you know I want to
booksandcleverness: You know that treehouse in your backyard? The one down by the lake and almost
out of sight from the house?
roonilwazlib: hm, yeah, I think so? the one I used to hide in
roonilwazlib: I haven't been up there in ages
booksandcleverness: Well, I've always wanted to... you can show me how much you love me in there.
roonilwazlib: really?
roonilwazlib: I'll show you in every way possible how much I love you up there
roonilwazlib: you really do have the best ideas, too
booksandcleverness: Been thinking about that one for years, really. Well, it was snogging in there I used
to think about but that's changed to other things.
roonilwazlib: there will definitely be loads of snogging to make that other vision come true, too
roonilwazlib: I could snog you all night up there, really
booksandcleverness: Mmm, I'm looking forward to it.
booksandcleverness: No one ever goes up there anymore, do they?
booksandcleverness: It'd be private?
roonilwazlib: it's been abandoned, I suspect
roonilwazlib: Ginny probably forgot about it
roonilwazlib: but, for that night, we'll make it our temporary home, yeah?
booksandcleverness: Sounds lovely. I don't think I'll be able to think about anything else until then.
roonilwazlib: maybe you'll have a fantastic dream now
booksandcleverness: I always have those.
roonilwazlib: I'm going to plan every little thing I want to do to you
roonilwazlib: and snogging doesn't even begin to cover it
booksandcleverness: Merlin, we've been talking for hours!
roonilwazlib: and the compooter still hasn't exploded
booksandcleverness: Computer, Ron.
roonilwazlib: but, even if it's just over a compooter, I love talking to you
booksandcleverness: Easier than owls, isn't it?
roonilwazlib: very much so
roonilwazlib: it also has the /
booksandcleverness: What is with you and the /?
roonilwazlib: I don't know, really
roonilwazlib: fascinating
booksandcleverness: So are you at times.
roonilwazlib: not me
booksandcleverness: Know what just occurred to me?
roonilwazlib: tell me, tell me
booksandcleverness: My parents are at some function until tomorrow and I'm home alone and you can
apparate over here if you wanted to.
roonilwazlib: really?
roonilwazlib: and what makes you think I'd want to?
booksandcleverness: Oh, my mistake, sorry.
roonilwazlib: ;L
roonilwazlib: no that's not a face
roonilwazlib: ;J
roonilwazlib: LG
roonilwazlib: ;) ?
booksandcleverness: There it is.
roonilwazlib: look at it!
roonilwazlib: does this mean I'd get to see your childhood bedroom?
booksandcleverness: Oh, yes, I suppose you would. You've never seen it before? Oh, that's right, you
haven't. Nothing special really. Lots of books.
roonilwazlib: we'll have to make sure to get all those books when we...move, yeah?
booksandcleverness: Yes, I'd hate to leave them behind.
roonilwazlib: that would be quite upsetting
booksandcleverness: Every book I've ever owned is in this room.
roonilwazlib: when I come over we can read
booksandcleverness: Oh, yes, that's exactly what I planned to do with you.
roonilwazlib: well, I figured as much
roonilwazlib: one doesn't get invited over for anything other than reading
booksandcleverness: Especially not in the Granger household.
roonilwazlib: never once crossed my mind
booksandcleverness: Poor bed. It was expecting some company and now with all the reading going on,
it won't be getting any.
roonilwazlib: mm, did you mention a bed?
booksandcleverness: Well, I do have to sleep somewhere.
roonilwazlib: your bed, even?
roonilwazlib: I bet it smells like you
booksandcleverness: I would hope it didn't smell like someone else.
roonilwazlib: as would I, really
roonilwazlib: but I wouldn't want to upset your bed
roonilwazlib: it needs some attention
booksandcleverness: It certainly does. Very lonely bed, it is.
roonilwazlib: bet you look good sleeping in it
roonilwazlib: which sounds sort of...odd
roonilwazlib: but true, nonetheless
booksandcleverness: You know exactly what I look like when I sleep. You've seen me sleep.
roonilwazlib: I've watched you, too
roonilwazlib: does that sound creepy?
booksandcleverness: From anyone else, yes. From you, no.
roonilwazlib: you look beautiful when you sleep
booksandcleverness: How can anyone look beautiful when they're slobbering all over their pillow?
roonilwazlib: because you look...really peaceful, and happy
booksandcleverness: Now are you coming over here or what?
roonilwazlib: mm, yes, I think I am
roonilwazlib: I can't wait to see you
booksandcleverness: Well, the sooner you apparate the sooner you'll see me.
roonilwazlib: then I suppose I should just apparate now, hm? look for me
roonilwazlib: hopefully all my parts will stay intact
booksandcleverness: I certainly hope they will, I'll be needing them
roonilwazlib: merlin hermione saying things like that will make me lose concentration and apparate to
some jungle or worse, splinch myself!
booksandcleverness: Sorry! Hurry up then.
booksandcleverness: Ron?
booksandcleverness: … Ron?
roonilwazlib is inactive.
booksandcleverness: Oh honestly!