(One Week Ago)
(We open up to Washington, DC. It was night time at a local bank as a man at the desk was finishing his shift)
Max: Man, was this exhausting... really need to try switching to the day shift at some point. Cause doing taxes isn't my forte...
(Max got up as he was heading to the break room to punch out for the day. Unknown to him, some eyes peeked into the window, spying on him. This figure quietly snuck in through a nearby door and sneaked up behind Max, before grabbing him!)
Max: H-HEY! LET-
(The man punched Max! Knocking him out! The man took a card from the knocked out guard as his partner walked up to him)
Stenz: You got the card?
Motts: (Nods) We're good to go.
Stenz: (Smirks) Excellent...
(Other criminals came in, sneaking in as many security guards saw them)
Security Guard 1: Hey! You're not-
(Stenz shot one down! Making him cry out in pain! The other criminals quickly shot at them too! Some of the guards fell to the floor, screaming in pain as the criminals. Made it into a room that had a money machine)
Motts: (Getting out his MP3 player) Okay, I hacked into my player here. We can download the codes from this machine.
Stenz: Excellent, what are the codes?
Motts: 12345? 54321?
Stenz: (Rolls his eyes) Wow.. there definitely not gonna have anyone breaking into this machine with those codes..
Motts: (Puzzled) Duh, didn't we just do that?
Stenz: (Facepalms) It was sarcasm, Motts!
(Motts quickly downloaded the codes from the machine onto the player giving them the codes to duplicate copies of money! Just then a big buff security guard came in!)
Buff security guard: Hey! Don't move! Or else you'll have to answer to my-
BANG!
(Motts shot the security guard in the stomach!)
Buff security guard: (Weakly) Muscles..
(The guard collapsed to the floor as all the codes were downloaded officially on the MP3. Motts smirked)
Motts: Now, let's move that machine to the van! We have no time to waste! The police could be here any second!
(Everyone else nodded as they carried the money machine outside the bank and brought it to their black van. Upon putting it in the back of their van, Stenz got a call from his boss)
Walker: Stenz, did you get the codes and the machine?
Stenz: (Nods) Yes, sir. Motts got the codes downloaded and we have the machine ready to go.
Walker: (Pleased with his plan working out) Good... Now, here's the plan. The others will drive the machine down to L.A. I found us a hideout at an abandoned warehouse in the industrial district. You and Motts should take separate travels, so you don't get caught and blow the plan. You'll take your car to L.A. Motts will take a plane to L.A. himself. Once you get to the airport, you'll both meet up and get to the warehouse. I put directions in your GPS.
Stenz: (Smiles) Sounds good, boss. What will you be doing?
Walker: (Getting a bit impatient) I'll be waiting for you guys down at the warehouse. Don't fail me, now!
(Walker then hung up the phone)
Motts: So, what do we do now?
Stenz: (Smirks) Well, my guy, we're going to L.A.!
Motts: WHAT!? You mean will be earning even MORE money with those slots!?
Stenz: (Irritated) That's Las Vegas, you fool! We're going to Los Angeles!
Motts: Oh... well, that's cool too!
(Stenz groaned at his partner being so stupid. Still, things we're going right for them so far)
Stenz: (To his fellow criminals) Alright, let's move out!
(The criminals all got in the black van as the police arrived!)
Police Officer: HALT!
(The officers tries shooting at the van, but it drove off! Vanishing in the distance as the officers had been too late. They groaned at this)
Police Officer: Call Detective George and Drew! We've got some criminals to catch...
(Present day)
(We open up to Royal Woods on a beautiful sunny day. Everyone enjoying themselves on this glorious day. We pass by Flip's store, where he was charging extra on his Flippies. We pass by Rusty trying and failing to impress some girls. We pass by Girl Jordan and Rachel doing some jogging, before finally coming to the Loud House. We cut inside to see Lola making herself some smoothie.)
Lola: (Sniffs her smoothie) Ah! Just the way I like it, strawberry pink!
(Just then, Lana came walking into the kitchen.)
Lana: (Disgusted) More like Strawberry BLEH! I'd highly recommend Muddy Brown!
Lola: (Gags) Oh for the love of Princess Elsa, no! Strawberry Pink is just the way I like it, and it's actually for SMART people!
Lucy: (Walking in) Sigh. Black smoothies are eternally good. It's great for the soul.
Lisa: (Walking in with a dry look) Please. You should make a good ole' veggie smoothie. It's good for the brain.
Lily: (Shakes her head and babbles.)
Lisa: (Rolls her eyes) Candy smoothies are only good for your sugar urges, infant unit.
(Lincoln came in, wearing his backpack as he turned to Lisa)
Lincoln: Hey, girls! Hey, Lisa? I've got homework and-
Lisa: For the last time, Lincoln. I'm not doing your algebra quiz, cause you find it boring. It'll be good for your little brain to store up that kind of information.
Lincoln: (Whines) But, Lisa! I got other things to do, and I'm tired of doing this!
Lisa: (Deadpanned) Aren't you the only sibling unit, besides me, intelligent enough not to need a tutor..
(Lincoln then realized that and sighed in defeat and walked out of the kitchen. Just then, Lynn ran into the kitchen!)
Lynn: Sup, chumps? Heard we were talkin smoothies? Well, I recommend a protein smoothie! You gotta get active somehow!
Luan: (Walking in) Well, I think all of your smoothie choices aren't very SMOOTH! Hahahaha, get it?
Lynn: (Rolls her eyes) Ha-ha. Stop it. My laughing insides are hurting.
(Luan giggled as Lola sighed at Luan doing her annoying puns, while she poured in her smoothie. Lincoln was seen going upstairs, before seeing Luna rocking out on her guitar)
Lincoln: Hey, Luna! (Heads into her room) You doing a new gig today?
Luna: (Smiling at her bro) You know it, dude! My manager, Marty, said he got me a gig at the Royal Woods Arena! It's gonna be so sick! (Eyes Lincoln's bag) I take it you're stuck with homework?
Lincoln: (Groans) Sadly, yes. Mr. B assigned me to do a report on the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life. He wants me to do it over the weekend and if I don't finish it in time... (Shudders) I'll have to have lunch with him. And he's not know for having a clean breath.
Luna: (Smiles) I think I can help with that, dude! What about the time I made you see SMOOCH live, or the time we got SMOOCH to play in your backyard?
Lincoln: (Smiles) Well, the first one was pretty nice. (Grimaces) But the latter, had everyone getting attacked by a giant robotic bug..
Luna: (Grimaces) Yeah, sorry about that, bro.
Lincoln: (Sighs) To be fair, Lisa should've made it smaller... but anyways, I've thought of all the fun adventures I've had. And, some of it was a bit exciting, but I've never had an exciting day all on my own.
Luna: (Gently) Come on, bro... you've probably had a lot of exciting days in your life. I mean, you helped us out before.
Lincoln: (Sadly) I-I know... but I feel I'm not doing much with my life. I feel I'm... a bit boring.
Luna: Bro, we-
Lincoln: Yes, I know! I'm not predictable. But... I just wish I could do something more worthwhile. Really feel like I'm not that special, compared to everyone else in this house.
(Luna looked at Lincoln sympathetically. She had no idea he felt this down about himself before. She had to cheer him up somehow)
Luna: (Kindly to her bro) Hey... how about I show you something to help get your mind off this report of yours? (Walks over to a small machine) Sully managed to get me a laser machine for our upcoming gig!
Lincoln: (Surprised) How the hell did you manage to pay off a laser machine?
Luna: (Smirks) One word bro, Sam. She's real dang good at sitting cats. (Chuckles) I can't stand those things.
(They both chuckled.)
Lincoln: So, how does it work?
Luna: (Grins) This button right here activates it! Watch it all, brotha!
(Luna then smacked the button, activating the machine! It turned on, and it flashed a bunch of bright lasers all over the room!)
Luna: Pretty rad, right?
Lincoln: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
(Just then, Luna's phone started buzzing!)
Luna: Oh, must be Marty! (Picks up her phone) Hey, Marty! How's... (Freezes, looks angry) What?! You cancelled our gig?! Why?! Sam helped pay for the laser machine!
(Lincoln looked concerned as Luna continued her angry phone call)
Luna: You wouldn't get enough money?! Who cares about that?! It was our first official public gig! We'd get enough... No, I don't care if you think the Royal Woods Arena is lame! We need a gig! (Looks more angry) Sunset Canyon Retirement Home?! Dude, We need to perform for young people! Old geezers won't be able to hear us!
(Marty was heard saying, take it or leave it! Enraging the rock sister even further!)
Luna: (Enraged) YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU CAN PISS OFF, YOU BLOODY WANKER! I DON'T NEED YA! YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ROCK N ROLL, ASSHOLE! ITS ALL BOUT THE FUN! HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE THAT OR LEAVE IT!
(Luna then hangs up and throws her phone on her bed)
Luna: (Heavily sighs) Sorry you had to hear that, bro. Can you believe these managers these days? All they care about is the "money". I swear if someone became a good manager for our band, it would be the most exciting experience for them!
Lincoln: (Still in shock by Luna's angry rant) Yeah... exciting...
(That latest sentence of Luna's gave Lincoln a bright idea!)
Lincoln: (Smiles) Hey, Luna! Why don't I be your new manager for your band?
Luna: (Sighs) Lincoln, you can't do that! I mean, being a manager is more than just finding gigs! It's helping with the right kind of equipment! Not to mention, finding the right type of people to contact with.
Lincoln: I can do that, Luna! Really, I can find you a better gig that doesn't involve some retirement home! Why, I bet I could get you on live TV!
Luna: (Chuckles) Bro, I appreciate the offer, but I'm not sure-
Lincoln: (Giving Luna puppy dog eyes) Please, Luna? I promise I won't let you down! I-I can make you and your band a super star! Y-You... trust me, right?
Luna: (Sighs) Of course I trust you, dude. Alright, if you think you can really pull this off, you can be the new manager.
Lincoln: (Pumps his fist in the air) YES!
(Lincoln then starts doing his classic victory dance all over the room! Luna starts giggling in the sidelines.)
Luna: (Laughing) Okay, cool it, manager dude! Hey, why don't we go downstairs for some food? We can try some gigs when we're full on snacks!
Lincoln: Awesome! I've been saving up some chips lately!
(The two siblings made it downstairs, where their parents were discussing something with brochures)
Lynn Sr: Come on, Rita! A cruise to Hawaii won't be so bad!
Rita: (Sighs) A cruise is nice and all, but didn't you get sick one time? You vomited over the pool deck one Summer!
Lynn Sr: (Defensive) Hey! Those appetizers were not cooked properly! They oughta hire me on a cruise ship!
Rita: Honey, why are we going on a cruise anyways? Ships sink, you know?
Lynn Sr: (Scoffs) Like that's gonna happen.
Rita: Titanic.
Lynn Sr: Movie.
Rita: (Smirks) Based off a real story.
Lynn Sr: (Flabbergasted) SERIOUSLY!?
Lincoln: Uh, mom and dad? What's going on?
Lynn Sr: (Sighs) Me and your mother are trying to find a good place to vacation for the rest of the month, but we can't decide if we want a cruise or a road trip!
Rita: (Groans) Honey, we're not going on a road trip, after bumping into that porcupine!
Lynn Sr: ONE TIME! It was an accident, I swear!
Rita: (Shakes her head) Anyways... (Turns to her kids) While we're in charge, Leni is in charge of the house, until we get back. And while that happens, Lola, Lana, Lucy, Lisa, and Lily will be taking a plane ride to Denver, to meet up with Aunt Shirley.
Luna: Ok, mom and pops you can count on us!
Leni: Yeah, this house will totes be fine!
Lola: I seriously doubt that..
Lana: (Groans) Do we have to go to Aunt Shirley's place? Her house reeks of soap!
Lucy: Not to mention, she hates me bringing my dead stuff, since it made her faint and fall in her pasta bowl.
Lisa: Well, it's either that or eat expired pudding with Ruth. (Grimaces) Yeah, Shirley sounds more eventful.
Lily: (Babbles in agreement)
Lynn Sr: Just make sure to get the girls on their flight on time, Leni. The flight leaves by 3:30.
Leni: (Salutes her dad) Got it, dad!
Rita: (Looks at her watch) Oh, Lynn! We need to get going! The cruise leaves any minute!
Lynn Sr and Rita: BYE KIDS, SEE YOU SOON!
(Then the door slammed shut.)
Lincoln: Alright, guys. We got two hours before the flight leaves, so-
Leni: I'm gonna head down to the mall!
Luna: Uh dude, don't you think you should just stay here? We know how carried away you can get down there..
Leni: (Waves her hand) Oh, C'mon guys, I won't take that long! Just one dress! Totes!
Lucy: Sigh.
Lisa: Fine.
Leni: (Excited) Awesome! I'll be back in a jiff! Whatever that means.
(Leni then left out the door. It's been over an hour and Leni still hasn't come back!)
Luan: (Sarcastic) Back in a jiff she says... won't take too long she says...
Lynn: (Irritable as she paces around) What's taking her?! Normally Leni never takes this long buying a dress!
Lola: (Pulls at her eyelids) We're gonna be late! Ugh, I swear, if Leni makes us late-
(The doors opened to show Leni... wearing a DairyLand hat, while carrying DL toys, while holding her mall bag!)
Lincoln: (Baffled his fashion sister went to DairyLand at this time) Leni, why did you got to DairyLand?! You said you were going to the mall!
Leni: (Deadpanned) Uh, duh, I did go to the mall!
Lana: (Angry) THEN WHY DID YOU GO TO FAIRYLAND! ESPECIALLY WITHOUT US!?
Leni: (Smiles) Oh, it was right next door! Plus this udder hat looks totes good on me, doesn't it?
(All the siblings just facepalmed me n unison)
Lisa: As much as I hate to say it siblings, we're running low on timing. We only have 45 minutes and 15 seconds to get to the airport on time.
Luna: Then let's make haste and roll out, dude! We can take my car I just bought for myself!
Lucy: We still might not make it.
Lincoln: We can! We just need to hurry! Come on!
(The gang ran out of the house as we cut to them in Luna's purple car. Ever since the driving incident involving her and Luan, Luna had to go back and get her license for good this time. Though it took multiple tries, Luna finally got her license and was good to go for driving down the highway)
Luan: Wow Luna, never thought I'd ever see you drive on the Highway to HELL! Hahaha, get it?
Luna: (Snorts) Ok, that was actually pretty alright.
(Lincoln then pulls out his laptop and opens up a video of Luna rocking out on stage.)
Lincoln: (Smiles) What do you think of this clip, Lunes?
Luna: (Looks at the clip and smiles) Ah, that's when me and my friends got together for that little kid's birthday party! Ah... good times.
Lola: (Wincing at Luna's loud singing) Do we need to listen to that ear bleeding music right now, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Uh, yes! As Luna's new manager, I need to check ever song she sang, so I can help her land the perfect gig! I just wish I had my...
(Lincoln paused as he saw... his MP3 player on the car floor! He picked it up in shock)
Lincoln: Hey, I thought I lost this! I had Luna's song downloaded on it! (Glares over at Lynn) You told me it was stolen, Lynn!
Lynn: (Smirks a bit) I did!
Lincoln: (Annoyed) You didn't say by you!
Lynn: Luna was driving me to practice and I needed some tunes to get me in the zone! It was easy, given you were in the bathroom, reading your Ace Savvy comics!
Lincoln: (Teeth grinding) Then, why didn't you say you took it!
Lynn: (Smirks) Because I love messing with you, Stinkoln! It's like you don't know who I am!
(Lincoln just continues to grumble and say crap about Lynn under his breath.)
Luna: (Continuing to look over at the video) All bickering aside, this is one of the coolest tracks I've done! This was my first on stage solo, and I did a cool firework ending too! Man, I wish I could-
Lisa: (Panicking) Truck!
Luna: (Questioning) No I was gonna say-
Lola: (Screaming) No, you clod! TRUCK RIGHT AHEAD!
(Luna then looked at the rood and shrieked as she say a truck heading right towards her, as she was in the wrong lane! She sharply turned to the correct lane.)
Luan: (Groans) Wow Luna, are talk about paying attention while driving paid off SO much!
Luna: (Annoyed) It was just a minor slip up, sis!
Lola: (Clutching her heart in pure fear) O-Oh, sure! Us nearly being taken by death IS A MINOR SLIP UP!
Lucy: (Panting) Y-yeah... f-for once... N-Not that happy to s-see death in the f-face...
(We cut to the group making it to the airport. Rushing in as they were just able to make it on time)
Leni: Okay, we made it after all! (Looks at her phone) And with five minute to spare too!
Luna: Alright lil dudes, let's take you to get your plane tickets.
(Then the they all went up to the desk so the younger sisters could get their tickets. They then got them!)
Leni: Alright guys, have fun in Colorado!
Lana: (Groans) Yeah, with everything there being covered in soap..
Lola: (Looks at her crazy) You really are one sick ticket.
Lincoln: (Chuckles) Just have fun and we'll see you when you get back!
(The younger sisters waved goodbye as they ran through the main plane doors)
Lynn: Got to say, this went a bit smoother than we thought! I mean, we nearly got tackled by a truck, but hey, stuff happens.
Luan: I guess we're all set to leave now? I've got some prank gags to plan for this April!
Lincoln: (Groans) Oh, joy...
Luna: Well, let's wait till the plane takes off, then we can leave. Wanna make sure their plane leave first.
(The group sat down, with them finally relaxing, after a rough, rushing day. Just then, a news report was seen on the TV)
Reporter: We're live in Washington, D.C. with an urgent announcement. Just one week ago, the local D.C. bank had been robbed. Several guards were knocked out, while one was confirmed to be dead. It was said by police that these criminals made off with a money printing machine, putting it in a black van. Though their identities are currently unknown, police believe they work with notorious crime boss, Walker, who has evaded police for several years. Right now, Detective George and Drew are in hot pursuit to find them as we speak.
Luna: Dang dudes, that sounds horrible!
Lynn: Money printing machine! We could be making some serious bank off that machine!
Lincoln: (Looks out the window) Huh, I guess the plane hasn't taken off yet.
Luan: (Smirks) Well, that's just PLANE boring!
(Everyone groaned at the cringey pun)
Leni: Well... maybe the plane to Colorado is just taking time to warm up.
Guy: (Nearby) The plane to Colorado?
Lincoln: (Turns to the man) Uh, yeah. We sent our little sisters to that plane.
Guy: Actually, that plane is going to L.A. Not Colorado.
(The sisters and Lincoln immediately paled at what he just said.)
Luan: (Chuckling nervously) H-heh, p-please t-tell m-me y-your joking.
Guy: (Raises an eyebrow) No joke. The plane you just sent your sisters on was the plane to L.A. The plane to Colorado has been cancelled due to weather problems.
(It was then the sisters and Lincoln realized, they fucked up.)
Lincoln: (Whining) WE JUST.
Luna: (Frantically running up to the lady behind the desk with her siblings) D-DUDE! P-PLEASE TELL US T-THAT PLANE ISN'T G-GOING TO L.A. RIGHT NOW!
Receptionist: (Concerned) I'm sorry, but that plane is going to L.A. In fact, it's about to take off right now!
Lynn: (Horrified they sent their little sisters on a plane to another area in the world) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! C-Can't you call b-back the p-plane?! T-They're not suppose t-to go to L.A. by themselves!
Receptionist: (Feeling sympathetic) I'm sorry, but the plane is about to take off. I can't just recall it.
Leni: (Desperate) B-But can't you use the red switch thingy t-to t-tell them t-to drop off o-our little s-sisters?!
Receptionist: (Sympathetic) This is actually supposed to call in security, but I'm sorry everyone is already on board on that plane, and there about to leave.
(Everyone had horror plastered on their faces! There little sisters were being sent to L.A. and they couldn't even stop them.)
Lynn: (Sorrowfully) O-oh, o-ok. Then we'll just go, I guess. Our little sisters being sent to L.A. all by themselves.
(As soon as Lynn walked away. She charged and ran at the door trying to break it open!)
Lynn: (Desperately trying to knock it down) NO! I WANT TO FREE THEM! LET ME BREAK IN! LET ME BREAK IN!
(Everyone else shrugged and decided to join in with her.)
Leni: (Trying to pull on the door) OUR LITTLE SISTERS CAN'T SURVIVE LAS VEGAS!
Lincoln: IT'S LOS ANGELES, LENI! (Grunts and pry's on the door)
Luan: THIS ISN'T FUNNY, DANG IT! OUR LITTLE SISTERS ARE IN DANGER RIGHT NOW!
Luna: (Banging on the door like mad) LET US INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Receptionist: (Hitting the red button) SECURITY!
(The security came in and grabbed the siblings out of the way!)
Lynn: (Squirming) NO! NO! I'M NOT BACKING DOWN THIS EASILY!
Lincoln: (Struggling) THERE GONNA DIE OUT THEY'RE ALL ALONE!
Leni: (Gasps) DON'T SAY THAT, LINCOLN!
Luna: (Panting) Alright dudes, I'm calm now. I'm calm.
(One of the security members let go of Luna only for her to start bathing on the door even harder!)
Luna: OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR! LET US IN!
(The security guards, fed up at this point, managed to drag the siblings away at last as they screamed!)
Lincoln: OPEN THE DOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~
(The group were dragged off as they kicked and screamed! We then cut to the younger sisters on the plane to L.A. Though they didn't know that yet)
Flight Attendant: Attention, passengers. The flight to L.A. will be starting shortly! Please stay fastened in your seats, please.
(Everyone's eyes opened in shock when they heard that.)
Lisa: (Taps in the airport lady's back) Excuse me, miss airport employee, but I believe this plane is suppose to be taking off to Colorado, correct?
Airport lady: (Confused) No, this plane is actually taking off to L.A.
(The siblings were speechless and irritated at the older siblings for sending them on the wrong plane.)
Lola: (Through clenched teeth) Those dumb boobs.
(The airport lady looked down at her breasts and frowned.)
Airport lady: Well, I never.
(We cut back to the airport as the group was being let go by the security guards, who helped them calm down)
Security Guard Captain: (Sternly) We hoped you all learned your lesson. We understand you're upset, but you can't cause a disturbance here, okay?
Luan: (Rubbing her back, wincing a little) D-Did you have to pull on m-my shirt s-so hard?
Security Guard Captain: We just take our jobs seriously. Now, have a good day and no more disturbances, okay?
Lynn: (Grumbles) Yes, sir...
Lincoln: (Groans as the security guards left) Now what? Our little sisters are probably halfway towards L.A. right now!
Luna: Wait, maybe we can all them! Tell them to take the plane back to Royal Woods!
Luan: Will that work? Cause Lana's, Lucy's, and Lisa's phones don't work so well from far distances and Lily is too little for phones.
Luna: Well, I'll just call Lola's phone then!
Leni: Great idea, Luna!
(Luna dialed Lola's number as she put her phone to her ear... when loud ringing was heard. Everyone looked confused... until Leni pulled out Lola's cell phone! Lincoln, Lynn, and Luan facepalmed, while Luna gave Leni the biggest glare ever! Leni gulped as she nervously answered)
Leni: (Sweating and whimpering) H-H-Hello?
Luna: (Livid) YOU FORGOT TO GIVE LOLA HER CELLPHONE BACK, DUDE! You know what?! That's just rad!
Leni: (Scolding) Hey, don't give me your tude! I didn't fly her out to the wrong city!
Lynn: (Deadpanned) Uh Leni, we all did, including you!
(Leni then harshly hung up the phone!)
Luna: Hey, don't hang up on me!
Luan: (Stressed) Now what are we going to do?
Lincoln: (Smirks) I think i have an idea. Follow me guys!
(Everyone followed Lincoln to the destination table.)
Lincoln: Uh, excuse me mam?
Airport worker: (Fearfully holding the security button) Yes?
Lincoln: We need five tickets to the next flight to Los Angeles!
Luan: (Shocked) We're going to L.A.?!
Lincoln: (Determined to save his sisters) We're going to L.A.! It's time we go on our own flight trip!
To Be Continued