Tomioka and Shinobu were taking a walk in the forest. But in the middle of their walk, they encountered a demon.
"Breath of Water," Tomioka started. Then he remembered. "Um, I accidentally used mouthwash, and now I can't use my breaths,"
"Mouthwash? Oh right, you say you're too sad to brush your teeth," Shinobu said. "I don't have my katana with me. Also, I brushed my teeth, like a normal person so I can't use my breaths anyway.
The demon approached them.
Wait, hold on, Tomioka thought for a moment. "Kocho, do we really need breathing techniques to kill this thing? It looks weak."
Shing! Tomioka defeated the disgusting demon. It had what Iguro called the "Crime of Weakness".
"Apparently we don't," Shinobu shrugged.