Author notes: this is a crack fic lol
DO NOT REACH CHAPTER TWO IF YOU WANT AN INNOCENT FUNNY STORY.
Manta was relaxing under the kotatsu, reading a book. He looked up when he heard footsteps, seeing Yoh with a towel around his slim waist and another around his shoulders. He was humming softly as he got a drink from the fridge. Manta narrowed his eyes, realizing something was off. Hmm, what's wrong with this picture? he thought before a lightbulb appeared above his head.
"Yoh!," he called out, blinking wildly. "You don't have nipples!".
An irritated Ren walked out, mumbling about how annoying Manta is. He stopped at the sight of a shirtless (more than usual) Yoh and shifted nervously. Why was he so nervous around Yoh? By this point, Manta had walked up to a confused Yoh and shifted the towel around his shoulders, showing the smooth expanse of skin where nipple should be. Ren could not help his curiosity and peered over as well, eyes widening when he saw the small, blank chest.
"Woah, you really don't have them!," Manta exclaimed. "Is it a birth defect?".
"Come to think of it, even when your shirt flies up in battle, I've never seen them," Ren says absentmindedly.
Yoh rubbed the back of his head, "Ano, I actually have nipples..hehe".
Manta blinked, "You clearly don't, Yoh! Stop joking around and tell me already!".
Yoh chuckled nervously, "Well my Ojisan made me cover them since I was really young. He said that they're my greatest strength and greatest weakness. I don't really know what he means, but I keep em covered ya know? Just in case."
"Well can we see them?" Manta says impatiently. What could be so strange about nipples that Yoh has to keep them covered up?
Yoh pouted, "Just promise not to laugh or anything…"
With a deep breath, Yoh removed the covers preventing his nipples from being seen. With a faint 'boing', the last of the nipples released from the sticky layer, revealing thick voluptuous nipples. Yoh rubbed them slightly, wincing at the friction. "They get kinda irritated being covered all day. I used to leave them off at the house, but now we have you guys over all the time."
Manta stared at the nipples before his eyes. Manta could tell what was usually a pretty pink color had been turned into a raw red, presumably from being rubbed against the covers all day. His eyes followed every movement, noticing-
"They jiggle!" Manta screeched. And sure enough, when Yoh looked down in surprise, the juicy nipples jiggled at the action-much more than normal persons would. Manta swore he could hear the 'boing' sound again. Despite being hardened from the cool air, the nipples seem to have a fluidity to them. They were almost enticing, the movement drawing the eyes. Yoh's nipples had this weird allure to them.
"Lord have mercy…" Manta heard a faint whisper next to him. He looked up to see Ren staring at Yoh's chest with his mouth open, seemingly processing the sight in front of him. Manta saw drool coming from his mouth.
"I-I think you definitely keep them covered Yoh…" Manta said tentatively.
With a pout, Yoh covered them, his nipples disappearing completely under the flesh-colored sticker. Ren made a sound like a dying man and ran to his room, ignoring the look Manta sent his way.
"Well, that's that!" Manta said, curiosity satisfied.