This is A AU Set in the Project 6014 universe As the tittle says I date a Shofixti Ratting M for intense language and violance and sexual themes, MEANING 18+ ONLY
Chapter One: Meeting Administrator hiroku at beta gorno I
"Hiroku's Pov"
I Woke at my usual time of 7:00 am (General shofixti time for those who were wondering)
I had ceral for breakfeast and headed to my office..
Genjiro: Good morning Ms. Bojin.
Me: Good morning jiro what is on the angenda for today?
I responded.
Genjiro: (Looks at agenda) Just resource distibution and the usual listening to complaints.. a couple of them are minor but some are major. as you well know..
Me: I know anyhting else?
Genjiro: Oh and earth's starbase commander hayes is sending a Delegate.
Me: Oh? When will he get here?
Genjiro: Somewhere between 2:00-2:30 pm.
Me: Thank you jiro.
Genjiro: Oh and your morning tea is allready heating up.
Me: Thankyou genjiro you have been a good contribution to our race as a whole.
Genjiro: (Bows) Thank you administrator Bojin.
I got to work after i made my green tea..
Sheesh he wasnt kidding when he said major issues Resource depletion is up by 18% i dont want to raise the ration limitations but i must.. if i dont we will run out of food soon...
*Email*
*I am well aware of the situation wasabe but i can only do so much. i can only raise the ration limitations so much before the colony rebels against me and well you know the idea, i will raise it by 5% more no more. -Administrator Hiroku Bojin-*
Done.
(Im gonna time skip here to about 2:15 general shofixti time wich is 16 hours behind central us timezone wich i come from eastern so 17)
I conntacted hayes to get the delagates name and general information about him do's and donts around him,
Hayes: Ah what can i do for you ms Bojin?
Me: I need general information on the delegate you are sending to me.
Hayes: What do you want to know about him?
Me: What are some do's and dont's around him?
Hayes: He dosnt like being touched for one,another is he is autistic and has complex Post-traumatic stress disorder, oh and i did give him shofixti customs when he gets into your race's sphere of influence.
Me: Autism?
Hayes: His is rare in one of our counrty but symptoms include;
lack of social awareness;
lack of interest in socializing/making friends;
difficulty making and sustaining friendships;
inability to infer the thoughts, feelings, or emotions of others;
either gazing too intently or avoiding eye contact;
Me: I see.
Hayes: They also have meltdowns he has light to very severe meltdowns wich Involve crying,spiting,hitting,hpyer ventilation and an over all sense of fear and anger.
Me: And the Complex post traumatic-stress disorder whats that from?
Hayes: We do not did not specify what the event was but it was in his words "Pretty fucking bad, I did something unforgiving if you ask again My green friend here will personally see to it you have no teeth he will take them one by one" but he did exspress if a shofixti asked he would share it with them if he deemed them trustworthy and non-judgemental.
Me: I see, Anyhting else i should know?
Hayes: His real name is daniel, He goes by danny.
Me: Why him though if he is like that?
Hayes: He has exspressed in great detail in his journals and logs that he has an atratcion to things cute and furry they calm him and "Turn him on"
Me: (I go wide eyed) You dont mean?
Hayes: If you mean he has a sexual intrest into shofixti?
Me(Nods)
Hayes: Not directly no.. he has stated in his "Thought journals" That he watches funroms of your race i wont go into details, But he "Masturbates" To it.
Me: I get the picture anything else besides that?
Hayes: Im sending you a video file an .mp4 i think it is of him singing a song we dont know what it is or what language he sings but there are "Subtitles" If you will.
Me: I received it. anyhting else?
hayes: He is coming with 3 other friends he only gave first names Stuffy,pooh and bobo.
Me: Ok...
Hayes: One more thing... the song ive sent you seems to be a anthem of some sort.
MeOk sned any other information about him that he shared to my inbox and i will read as much of it as i can. thank you commander.
Hayes: No problem Ms,Bojin.
i listened to the Video.
(Diggy diggy hole is owned by the yogscast it will only be used once)
Rorr avor eth kjol grjeemth!
hris, hris, hris heth mikk
knauph joth wjolm oz knauph joth thaggi!
urmleoth, urmleoth, urmleoth heth mikk
inni oz inni ynni eth dehur
vur beknoth vaem voth'll bevinja beneath?
greithirr, ealdrjedr, glang oz ar
nlothjaal e eth urngor store
underground, tvikkegor borfra en gjur avor zana
e eth mimm, eth safety avor avok urngor orhim
fjergt gart avor ornzar, klarth e avok vanr
ilv sjolm oz sjolm insegk vok
kjom frarth rorr urmleoth heth mikk!
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sljyrm, sljyrm jupa
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sjolmz en jupa
eth sunlight monmur ekk kjior etta nith
dehur, dehur e eth kjol
alfra seen eth bjar stung zvol
djergr won't agol zva hlavor
fill en laeg oz inni ukur blothandl!
stuff joth bellies arn eth feast!
stumble orhim oz immrek asleep
dreaming e avok urngor werk
underground, hliffnhar inside en hjodlikziz bealferth
eth ogalthr jr avok cradle; eth urngor oorg vold avok tomb
grumz vok frarth eth battlefield; tho monmur briggast joth herolstor
voth goth ekk dezezz vaem azradr beneath
voth galjeva alfra sjolm avervir dehur
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sljyrm, sljyrm jupa
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sjolmz en jupa
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sljyrm, sljyrm jupa
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sjolmz en jupa
underground, tvikkegor borfra en gjur avor zana
e eth mimm, eth safety avor avok urngor orhim
fjergt gart avor ornzar, klarth e avok vanr
ilv sjolm oz sjolm insegk vok
kjom frarth rorr urmleoth heth mikk!
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sljyrm, sljyrm jupa
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sjolmz en jupa
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sljyrm, sljyrm jupa
jeg uz en djerg oz jeg'm sjolmz en jupa
sljyrm, sljyrm jupa, sjolmz en jupa
(translation: Brothers of the mine rejoice!
Swing, swing, swing with me
Raise your pick and raise your voice!
Sing, sing, sing with me
Down and down into the deep
Who knows what we'll find beneath?
Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
Hidden in the mountain store
Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on brothers sing with me!
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
The sunlight will not reach this low
Deep, deep in the mine
Never seen the blue moon glow
Dwarves won't fly so high
Fill a glass and down some mead!
Stuff your bellies at the feast!
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep
Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb
Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom
We do not fear what lies beneath
We can never dig too deep
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on brothers sing with me!
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole...)
Me(Checks watch) Should be here in about 5 minutes... (Goes to the mirror and checks her self and made sure to look nice and presentable) (Doggy Snort) Ok all set.
Genjiro: Ms,Bojin they will be landing in t-1 minute.
MeOk thank you jiro..
i made my way to the enclosed climate controlled landing bay and waited.
"Danny's Pov"
I Steped on to the docking pad and well i met a female shofixti,
Hiroku: Welcome to beta gorno I Danny genjiro will take your luggage and place it in your rooms for your stay...
Me: No. i will take it my self.
Hiroku: If you wish.
Stuffy: Back off furball dont go near anyhting!
Me: Stuffy stand down. No need to be rude to this nice young shofixti.
Stuffy: Yes sir!
Me: Were are our quaters?
Hiroku: Right this way..
She took us to bobo's,stuffy's & Pooh's in that order first. then she took me to mine.. wich was actually off her quaters.. it was labled "Delegates"
Hiroku: And this will be your's. next to mine it's actually connected. So if you dont mind me asking please be Curteous to the shofixti at my colony.. I'm under a lot of pressure to do right and if i screw this up well ill be homless and disgraced possibly thrown out of the airlock into space if they hate me enough.
Me: Dont mind me i will beas courteous as possible to your colony ms?
Hiroku: Bojin but you may call me hiroku if you wish.
Me: Thank you Hiroku.
I said bowing to her..
Hiroku: (Bows back) You are quite welcome Danny. you are quite mannered to our customs.
Me: (I smile at her) My friends on the other hand not so much...
Hiroku: Oh? how so?
She asked..
Hiroku: Shit sorry... didnt mean to...
Me: It's ok whatever hayes told you about the teeth is true but i would never ever hurt something as cute as a shofixti such as yourself..
"Hiroku's POV"
[[]doubtfull thoughts {} innerThoughts"example" regular thoughts]
Me: "Did he just flirt with me?" {Yes he did and you know it you liked it} [NO I DID NOT!] Well thats uh...
I lowered my ears in fear... and well growled Softly to my Self but he heard...
"Danny's POV"
Me: "Shit just insulted her by flirting me and my horny ass brain!" {Appoligize... she will forgive you you will not harm her in any way} Im so sorry.. me and my horny ass brain... please forgive me...
Hiroku: (Stops growling) It... its ok i just... (Sighs) IM not fit to be a mother my race said...
Me: Bullshit!
Hiroku: I am not... im still what you call a virgin.. i have not had Sexual desires since i was told. i do masturebate but never had any thing to do with sex!
Me: Well... I could fix that and no one would know.. If your willing of course Ms, Bojin?
Hiroku: (Ears perk up at the thought of getting her virgininty taken from her by a human) You... You Would do that for me? it would haft to be latter in the day of course around 10pm is when my usual shift ends.. but you would do that for me?
Me: (I smile) Yes.. Yes i would your quaters or mine?
Hiroku: Mine is fine... i have many toys and things for my own pleasure... and A special Shofixti Lube well... Damn.. i turned you on didnt i?
Me: Yes a little.. not much though. 11pm sound good?
Hiroku: Yeah that will work... my quaters lock at 11:15 so we could lay in the bed and relax till then...
Me: Ok its settled then to trying new things and future Friendships!
I offered her my hand to shake... She shook it..
Hiroku: To trying new things and A future friendship (Smiles)
Me: Ok see you latter!
Hiroku: See you at 11:00pm Oh is your watch set to General Shofixti time?
Me: No.. it is not
Hiroku: Here Let me set it for you
She did SIXTEEN HOURS BEHIND THE EASTERN TIME ZONE IN THE UNITED STATES? Damn... Time flows difrently in this universe i guess huh...
All right everyone that is the end of chapter one... Maybe me and hiroku Will fuck fully maybe masturbate together or just talk Who knows Tune in next time IN
DATING A SHOFIXTI!
-Newzylen55