STAR FALL A RUDE AWAKENING

by THE PITCHER MON237

it's basically the plot of star allies but with twists and turns

STAR FALL A RUDE AWAKENING/STAR ALLIES THE SNYDER CUT/THE WEIRDEST FUCKING KIRBY FANFIC EVER WRITTEN

BY PITCHERFANCIULLO

CHAPTER 1 WORLD OF PEACE DREAMLAND

It was a beautiful day in dreamland birds are singing flowers are blooming and nerds are jerking off days like these should be full of light and joy and during this day kirby is competing in a competition called chop champs with Keeby Blue Kirby Green Kirby & Red Kirby

Bandee:alright everyone here are the rules the kirby to chop down their own trees the most will be the winner… that's it those are the rules it doesn't get as more simple as that

Keeby:good luck Kirby may the best win

Kirby:same to you keeb

Blue Kirby:oh what's the point of this games it just a minor distraction of much life sucks and doesn't matter because at the end of the day we're all gonna die and turn into dust i fucking hate my life

Red Kirby:well if you hate your life so much why don't you just kill yourself?

Blue Kirby:i try too but every time i do you guys always have to stop me why do you want me to suffer?

Green Kirby:Red stop being a dick

Red Kirby:well guess what Green i can't because that's my personality and if you got a problem with it you can take this tree and shove it right up your ass nerd

Green Kirby:fuck you red

Red Kirby:fuck you too green

Tuff:alright enough talk GOOO!

And so the kirbys all started chopping down their trees it was tough but at the end Pink Kirby came out supreme

Bandee:well looks like it's true what they say you can't beat the original

Keeby:Good Game Kirby

Kirby:Thanks you did pretty good too

Red Kirby:BULLSHIT I CALL HAX

Green Kirby:oh don't be a sore loser Red you lost Kirby won get over it

Red Kirby:what oh no i'm alright with losing to Kirby but what im not alright with is that i LOST TO A NERD LIKE YOU!

Green Kirby:yeah well that's just the problem with you Red all brawns no brains

Red Kirby:OH YEAH WELL LET'S JUST SEE IF YOUR BRAINS CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME SHOVING MY FIST UP YOUR ASS

Green Kirby:BRING IT ON DUMB ASS

Blue Kirby:i didn't even bother cutting down my tree because it doesn't matter none of this matters

And then Red and Green started to beat the shit out of each other

Bandee:sign looks like their at it again

Kirby:Yep

Keeby:me and tuff will break them up see ya later Kirb

Kirby & Bandee:See ya

And then Keeby and Tuff took Green & Red to work things out and Blue just rolled away crying leaving Kirby & Bandee alone

Bandee:well Kirb looks like it's just you & me

Kirby:Yep

Bandee:so what do you think we should do with all this wood

Kirby:we could use it to build a house

Bandee:good idea let's do it

Kirby:alright

And so Kirby & Bandee built a house with the wood it took a while but at the end they made a beautiful home

Bandee:and its finished

Kirby:finally we've been working our asses off all day

They both look at their house proudly

Kirby:ya know we should sleep in it tonight

Bandee:uh i'm not sure Kirby maybe we should wait tomorrow

Kirby:alright suit yourself i'm gonna spend the night here

Bandee:fine you do you Kirb im going back to the house but if you change your mind i'll leave the door unlocked

Kirby:alright see ya tomorrow B

Bandee:sure thing Kirb

And then bandee went back to the house while Kirby slept in the cabin for tonight the next morning kirby got out of bed happy and ready for the day

Kirby:well what do you know nothing bad happened can't wait tell Bandee

Kirby walked out of the house happily

Kirby:GOOD MORNING DREAM….. What the Hell?

Kirby looked up at the sky and saw it was raining purple stuff he was confused and had no idea what the hell was happening

Kirby:what are those

But before kirby could finish his sentence a waddle dee ran past him carrying food

And then another one and another one it looked like they were in a rush

Kirby:what are those waddle dee's doing man this can't any weirder

But then heard something and saw spaceship falling out of the sky

Kirby:WHAT THE SHIT!

Kirby quickly dodged it and the ship crashed into his house destroying it

Kirby:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! Huh?

Kirby walks up to the crashed ship and sees a hatch open and Kirby was nervous but also ready to take on whatever was in there but to his surprise it wasn't some monster alien thing it was a little boy in a hood

Kirby:what the its a kid

?:ah my fucking head wha happun

Kirby:He looks bad. I should help him.

HEY are you alright

Kirby walks up to him and grabs him out of the ship making sure he's okay

?:i think so i never drove a spaceship before until now but i think i'll be fine

Kirby:well that's a relief

?:Hey, are you kirby?

Kirby:um yeah?

?:kirby the star warrior? The one who defeated magolor and destroyed the master crown? the Kirby who killed queen sectonia setting her soul free? and destroyed star dream saving the galaxy?

Kirby:yeah that's definitely me

?:GASP YES i found him oh thank void

Kirby:who the hell are you kid?

?:oh sorry let me introduce myself the names NESP

Kirby:hey nesp its Kirby

Nesp:yeah i already knew that

Kirby:oh yeah right…. So Nesp what are you doing here crashing into this cabin i made

Nesp:sorry didn't mean to crash into the cabin but the main reason why im here is because something really bad is going to happen and i need the help of the star warriors to stop it

Kirby:what! what do you mean? what's gonna happen?

Bandee:KIRBY!

Before Kirby could ask more questions Bandee was running towards them looking really worried

Bandee:KIRBY oh kirby thank goodness your up

Kirby:Bandee what's the deal?

Bandee:Kirby you're not gonna believe this but KING DEDEDE HAS STOLEN ALL THE FOOD IN DREAMLAND AGAIN!

Kirby:WHAT WHY?

Bandee:i don't know but personally i think King Dedede has gone back to his evil ways

Kirby:oh man well we can't just stand here and do nothing let's head to castle Dedede and get to the bottom of this

Nesp:let me come with you i can help

Kirby:sorry Nesp but it might be dangerous

Nesp:oh please i've dealt with crazier shit then this

Kirby:alright well in that case let's go

And then Kirby Bandee & Nesp head off to castle Dedede to find out what the fuck is happening they wondered for a while

Nesp:jeez how far is this place

Kirby:pretty far but will make it there eventually

Nesp:well if it's gonna take a while might as well this over with

Bandee:get what over with?

Nesp:well ya see Kirby in order to deal with this threat i need you to drink this

Nesp pulls out a little chemical tube with some sort of pink liquid inside with little pink hearts in it

Nesp:kirby you need to drink this stuff in order to save the galaxy

Kirby:um ok

Bandee:wait a minute kirby this kid literally just crashed into the cabin we spent yesterday building and we don't even know who he is or what he wants for all we know that pink shit might be some sort horrible toxic chemical that will turn you into some genoicidel monster who will kill everyone in sight what if this is like marx or magolor again

Kirby:yeah but we helped Ribbon and Elline and they never betrayed us

Bandee:alright thats actually a pretty good argument

Nesp:KIRBY im not your enemy here i came here for your help and the only way you'll be able to stop this threat is by drinking this

Kirby:nesp why exactly are you here and what do you

Bandee:BOMB!

Before kirby could finish his sentence a bomb was chucked right at them but they were able to jump out of the way

Kirby:where the hell did that come from

Then someone jumped out of a bush

?:hello there boys how's a going

Kirby:uh who are you

?:oh sorry how rude the names Poppy Poppy Bros Jr

Kirby:poppy bros jr?

Poppy Bros Jr:oh yeah thats right and you kirby in past have beating the shit out of my dad so im gonna avenge him kill you and go get high on crack while baning your girl so have any last words or something like that

Nesp:KIRBY DRINK THE DAMN CHEMICAL NOW!

Kirby:ALRIGHT FINE I'LL DO IT

Bandee:KIRBY NO!

Kirby inhales the chemical and absolutely nothing happens

Poppy Bros Jr:huh well that sucks thought you were gonna turn into some sort of genocidal monster alien thing oh well time to die mother fuckers

Kirby & Bandee & Nesp:OH SHIT!

But before poppy killed them a little heart appeared above kirby's head and fell into his arms

Kirby:what the hell's this thing?

Nesp:THROW IT AT POPPY

Kirby:why?

Nesp:JUST DO IT GOD DAMMIT!

Kirby:OKAY!

So kirby throws the heart at poppy bros jr

Poppy Bros Jr:really that's what it does OH NO A HEART i'm so scared OW MY EYE GOD DAMMIT!

When the heart hit Poppy in his eye a flash of light blinded Kirby Bandee & Nesp but when it faded away Poppy was still there

Kirby:WHAT THE HELL that heart did shit we're still screwed

Kirby & Bandee hug each other accept their deaths while Poppy just stands there and does nothing

Bandee:um hey aren't you gonna kill us

Poppy Bros Jr:well i mean i was but for some reason i don't wanna kill you anymore as a matter of fact i kinda wanna be your friend CAN WE BE FRIENDS KIRBY OH PLEASE!

Kirby:uh… sure

Poppy Bros Jr:ALRIGHT! Don't worry fellas if anyone even dares to think about killing you they are having bomb sandwiches tonight

Bandee:WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT! He was literally trying to kill us a minute ago now he wants to be our best friend? Nesp can you please explain what's going on here

Nesp:simple that little chemical you drank gaved Kirby the ability to summon friend hearts

Kirby:What's a friend's heart?

Nesp:a friend's heart is an energetic force made with love and when you throw it at someone they become your friends so basically what i'm saying is Kirby you have the ability to turn Enemies into Star Allies!

Bandee:that is both adorable and terrifying at the same time

Nesp:yes yes it is

Kirby:alright were wasting time here people we need to get to castle dedede now

Poppy Bros Jr:YEAH LETS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FAT FUCKING PENGUIN

Kirby:well at least we got a new member for the team

They walked for a little while until they stumbled across something

Bandee:alright we're almost there we just need to take a shortcut to…

They stop and see a giant wall where the short cut should be

Bandee:WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID THIS WALL COME FROM?

Kirby:well it has been years since we've used it and things must of changed while we were gone

Bandee:so uh Poppy do you think you could use your bombs to blow up this wall

Poppy Bros Jr:sorry fellas but as much as i love to blow shit up unfortunately my regular bombs aint strong enough to blow this baby up

Kirby:ah shit nuggets

Poppy Bros Jr:BUT my Giga Bomb could definitely blow this mother fucker up

Nesp:really that's great where is it?

Poppy Bros Jr:unfortunately it's up there being held by a rope of the edge of that cliff above us

Kirby:oh no problem

Kirby looks around and finds a Swordory and inhales it and becomes sword Kirby

Poppy Bros Jr:whoa whoa whoa what do you think you're doing

Kirby:what does it look like i'm gonna fly up there and use this sword to cut the rope and the bomb will land right next the wall we ignite it it explodes and we take the shortcut

Poppy Bros Jr:yeah that's gonna happen

Nesp:what why?

Poppy Bros Jr:because if we cut the rope of the bomb then it will fall to the ground and break into gunpowder and it will not explode

Kirby:oh

Bandee:well that sucks how the hell are we gonna cut the bomb and ignite it at the same time?

?:KIRBY THE STAR WARRIOR!

Kirby:what?

?:so we meet at last for the first time

Poppy Bros Jr:who the hell is this crazy bitch?

?:the names Leo BURNING LEO

Kirby:hi Leo im Kirby these are my friends Bandee Nesp & Poppy Bros Jr

Burning Leo:SHUT UP! You think you're so great well guess what mr star warrior i'm gonna kick your ass and become the new hero of dreamland what you gotta say about that

Kirby throws a friend heart at her

Burning Leo:Alright kirby you need help with something your old friend Leo got your back

Bandee:alright we got a new allie but still how are we gonna cut this bomb and ignite it at the same time?

Burning Leo:maybe i could help

Kirby:what how

Burning Leo:gimme dat sword

Leo takes the sword and breaths fire on it turning it into the sizzle sword

Burning Leo:here ya go

Kirby:WOW thanks Leo this is actually really bad ass welp here we go

Kirby jumps up to the bomb cutting it and it falls and explodes blowing up the wall

Bandee:at first i thought this whole star allies shit was bad but so far it's actually pretty good welp come on everyone let's go save dreamland

They all traveled through the tunnel for a while until they reached the end

Bandee:alright here we….. This isn't Castle dedede?

Kirby:Bandee i think this is the wrong shortcut

Bandee:OH great so we basically blew up that wall for nothing it can't get any

Nesp:DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE

Bandee:Why?

Nesp:because everytime someone says it can't get worse than this something bad happens

Kirby:but you just said it so does that mean something bad is gonna happen?

Nesp:doh shit your right

And then mr frosty showed up pissed off for absolutely no reason

Mr Frosty:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nesp:oh god im such an idiot

Kirby:Don't worry guys i'll just throw a friend heart at him and he will become our allie POYAH

Kirby throws a friend heart at mr frosty but absolutely nothing happens

Nesp:oh yeah i forgot to mention sometimes if the person's heart is too cruel the heart won't work

Bandee:well that would've been nice to know earlier

Nesp:you never asked

Mr Frosty:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

While mr frosty was screaming Poppy threw a bomb in his mouth and it exploded and mr frosty fell face flat onto the ground with shame

Poppy Bros Jr:welp that takes care of that onward

Everyone walks away from frosty except for Kirby

Burning Leo:hey Kirby you coming?

Kirby:yeah but i wanna try something first

Kirby makes a friend heart

Nesp:you already tried that and it didn't work

Kirby:i know but now that he's defeated maybe it will work besides it wouldn't hurt to give it a second try

Kirby throws the friend heart at frosty again however instead of turning into an ally Mr Frosty melted into snow

Bandee:ok well i sure didn't expect that to happen

Nesp:wait a minute somethings happening

Then the snow raised up from the ground and reformed into Chilly the Snowman

Chilly:CHILLY!

Kirby:Chilly…. Is that you CHILLY!

Chilly:CHILLY!

Kirby ran to chilly and hugged him

Kirby:oh chilly i cant believe your back i thought you were gone forever

Chilly:CHILLY!

Nesp:um… can someone please explain what's going on?

Kirby:oh yeah you see when i was a baby i met this snowman named chilly who was created by an ice dragon however he melted and died and i thought he was dead forever but now he's back and i've never been more happy ain't that right chilly

Chilly:CHILLY!

But then chilly started to melt a little bit

Chilly:Chilly

Kirby:WHAT THE HELL!

Bandee:uh oh looks like since its sunny chilly's melting

Kirby:WHAT NO i'm not gonna lose you Chilly not again

Chilly:Chilly

KIRBY:Poppy Leo find a freezer and keep Chilly in it ok

Burning Leo:don't worry Kirby will take care of it you guys head to castle dedede

Poppy Bros Jr:i just hope we don't end up keeping him in a walmart freezer i have a very dark history with walmart

And then Poppy and Leo took Chilly and try to find a freezer to keep him in while Kirby Nesp and Bandee continued their journey to castle dedede

Burning Leo:shit where the hell are we gonna find a freezer

Poppy Bros Jr:well we definitely can't keep him in my freezer otherwise my dad's gonna beat the shit out of me…. I'm thinking about running away

Burning Leo:Ok…. Well we can't keep him at my place

Poppy Bros Jr:why the hell not?

Burning Leo:because i'm a fire alien and if we take him to my house he is going to die!

Poppy Bros Jr:good point

Burning Leo:look maybe that grocery store over there has a freezer

They then head into the grocery store

Tuggle:hello can i help you What the HEY

Burning Leo:don't worry chilly your gonna be fine

Chilly:Chilly

Leo & Poppy put Chilly in the freezer and Chilly starts to feel better again

Tuggle:HEY WHAT THE HELL you kids can't put your friend in there

Burning Leo:yeah well guess what he's a snowman and he won't survive in the sun so rather you like it or not he's staying in the freezer

Tuggle:sorry kids but i can't let you do that he ruining all the ice cream

Burning Leo:oh so your saying snowmens lives aren't worth living well guess i'm gonna post on twitter that you are racist towards snow people and your ass will get cancelled

Tuggle:NO WAIT your friend can stay in the freezer just please don't cancel me i've already been cancelled 9 times if i get cancelled one more time THEIR GONNA KILL ME!

Poppy Bros Jr:jesus what offensive shit did you posted man

Tuggle:trust me you do not wanna know

Meanwhile Kirby Nesp and Bandee are walking to the castle while Bandee is starting a conversation

Bandee:anyway so yeah that's why i think my hero academia is pretty overrated

Nesp:you do realize by saying that your basically pissing off the fanbase

Bandee:yeah so what? Fuck the fanbase their nothing but a bunch of fat creeps who get overhyped and secualize kids fuck them up the ass with my spear

Nesp:Damn Bandee you got balls

Bandee:yep

Kirby:GASP GUYS LOOK!

Kirby Bandee & Nesp Stop and realize they have finally arrived at Castle Dedede

Nesp:we made it FINALLY

Bandee:huh looks like the castle changed a bit you know i used to work for Dedede so i kinda know this castle by the back of my hand

Kirby:well what are we waiting for let's save the food

Bandee:WAIT kirby look

They saw that castle dedede was guarded by an army of Waddle Dees Bronto Burts Waddle Doo's Scarfies Gordo's Shotzo's Shield and Guard's

Bandee:SHIT dedede literally has his entire fucking army guarding his castle how the hell are we gonna get in theres only 3 of us

Kirby:can't i just throw friend hearts at all of them and then they'll become our allies?

Nesp:honestly they would probably rush us before you could even throw one

Bandee:well what are we supposed to do then

?:KIRBY BANDEE!

Kirby & Bandee & Nesp:HUH?

?:OH thank goodness you're here

Kirby:Escargoon Waddle Doo?

Bandee:what the hell's going on here why did you steal all the food in dreamland? Again?

Waddle Doo:kids you don't understand we have nothing to do with this at all

Kirby:Then why did Dedede steal the food?

Escargoon:well we don't really know you see early today me and Dedede were just relaxing at the castle looking at the view then the waddle dee's brought us some tea but before we could got any some weird purple thing fell from the sky and crash right into us into looked like some sort of heart Dedede being the idiot he is decided to touch it then it went inside him and he became corrupted me & Waddle Doo tried to talk sense into him but he called the guards on us and had us kicked out of the castle then he ordered all of the waddle dees to steal all the food in dreamland again

Waddle doo:and we have no idea what that purple heart is supposed to be?

Nesp:a jamba heart

Bandee:a jamba what?

Nesp:A JAMBA HEART Dedede is possessed by a jamba heart

Kirby:Nesp what's going on? What the hell is a jamba heart? Why is it possessing Dedede? And why did you come here?

Nesp:alright its time told some of my history you see i use to belong to a cult

Waddle doo:well that explains the cloak

Bandee:But what cult did you belong to?

Nesp:breaths in ok i was in the JAMBASTION RELIGION

Kirby:the jambastion religion?

Escargoon & Waddle Doo:THE JAMBASTION RELIGION!

Bandee:Who the hell are the Jambastion religion?

Waddle Doo:WHAT YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE?

Kirby & Bandee:Nope

Nesp:let me explain you see the jambastion religion was an organization founded trillions of years ago they who worship a god whose name can't be said and at first they started out small but as years went by they grew bigger and bigger until they turned their religion into a galactic army they fought the star warriors and eventually defeated them and after they did they took over the galactic senate which means they now run THE GALACTIC REPUBLIC!

Kirby & Bandee:WHAT!

Bandee:so your telling me that your and outlaw

Nesp:yep

Kirby:but i don't get it why did you betray your cult and what do the jamba hearts have to do with the jambastion Religion

Nesp:i'll explain the rest later right now we need to focus on breaking into the castle and saving Dedede. What do we do?

Kirby:Maybe we could dig underground until we make it into the castle?

Bandee:maybe we could make a giant catapult and launch ourselves into the throne room?

Waddle Doo:maybe we could go all metal gear solid on their assess?

Escargoon:maybe we could pretend we're delivering a pizza?

Nesp:NO NO NO none of those will work maybe we could…. Gasp

Escargoon:WHAT we could what?

Nesp:Kirby? What is that

Everyone looks and sees Nesp pointing at an abandoned palace

Bandee:OH that? That's just some old abandoned palace that everyone stays away from because its creepy

Nesp begins to run towards it

Kirby:NESP WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

The others then chased after him

Nesp:oh man i can't believe it it's bean here all these years

Bandee:Nesp what the hell is it now!

Kirby:yeah why are we at the abandoned palace?

Nesp:this isn't just any ordinary palace this is the dream palace

Escargoon:oh god alright give us more plot exposition that's obisley what where all dying for

Nesp:ok im gonna quick this time (clears throat) so have you guys ever heard of the ancients

Bandee:um yeah we heard about them from a dirty lying traitor

Nesp:ok good and you all know that they have made many things such as the star rod the rainbow sword the love love stick the crystal shards and many other objects but they made one object that was so powerful that they hid it in a temple on some random planet so no one would ever find it

Waddle Doo:cut the crap, what is it?

Nesp:the dream rod it is an ancient artifact that has the ability to summon old friends to help the holder in battle

Waddle:REALLY AND IT'S IN THERE?

Nesp:well lets just pray that it is

Everyone went inside the dream palace and where surprise to see that the dream rod was actually in there

Nesp:HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY DOES EXIST its not just a stupid myth YES SUCK IT ASYLUS

Kirby then walks up to it and grabs it

Kirby:so your telling me we can summon any old allies from the past

Nesp:yes but we should choose wis

Kirby:I KNOW EXACTLY WHO TO CALL!

Bandee:ah crap were screwed

Kirby:ALMIGHTY DREAM ROD PLEASE SUMMON SOME OF MY BUDDIES IN THE PAST SO THEY CAN HELP US KICK DEDEDE'S ASS!

And then the dream rod started to glow and it created 5 portals summoning Kirby's old allies from the past RICK KINE COO GOOEY MARX ADELEINE & RIBBON however when they were summoned they were all busy doing something else

Rick:alright mates this is what you do if anyone tries to….. Where the bloody hell am i?

Coo:Hm well this book is really terrible i'm giving it a 0/10 that's how bad it is OH LORD I'VE BEEN READING THESE BOOKS TO LONG I'M STARTING TO THINK I'M ACTUALLY IN THE WORLDS!

Adeleine:and you see Ribbon Painting isn't that hard it just takes practice

Ribbon:yeah that's great and all lassie but why are we in some crappy looking fortress?

Adeleine:WHAT THE HELL?

Kirby:RICK COO ADELEINE RIBBON YOUR ALL HERE!

Rick:Kirby? Is that you what's going on

Coo:yes indeed why are we here and not at our homes doing what we were doing

Kirby:simple i used this dream rod thingy to summon you guys

Adeleine:you summoned all 4 of us?

Kirby:actually all 7 of you marx kine and gooey should be here too but they're not?

Bandee:Kirby Look somethings coming out of the forth paortal

Then marx along with a group of other crazy jesters were planning on something

Marx:alright guys this our plan to get revenge on Kir…...

Everyone looks at marx and the jestors

Marx:our plan to get revenge on KATHLEAN KENNEDY FOR RUINING STAR WARS

Kirby:Marx?

Marx:oh kirby what a surprise i didn't expect to see you again me and the boys were just doing some nerdy thing but it's time for them to go

Marx comes closely to the jestors ears

Marx:don't worry will finish this later

and then all the other jestors left

Kirby:okay well there's marx so now we just need Gooey and Kine what the hell are those 2 doing

Bandee:look

Then the final portal opened and turns out Kine was busy sucking on some Zora lady's pussy while gooey was licking here Boobies

Nicole:OH KINE PLEASE KEEP GOING DON'T STOP!

Kine:I CAN'T STOP IM STUCK!

Gooey:Licking Boobies

Kine then notices everyone looking at them

Kine:OH… hey fellas what a surprise haha

Nicole:OH KINE i think i'm gonna Faint

Nicole then passes out from being fucked then gooey and kine got off of her and walked to the gang

Kine:So uh what's going on why are we all here Kirby?

Adeleine:yes why did you summon us here Kirby?

Kirby:GUYS something big is happening and we can't do it alone that's why we need your help

Nesp:WHAT! REALLY KIRBY we needed heroes to help us on this journey and summoned in a hamster an owl a sunfish a creepy jester a slime blob thingy an artist and a fairy!

Kirby:HEY these guys might not look much but trust me they are great respected friends of mine

Adeleine:Oh Kirby

Kirby:Except for Marx

Marx:HEY!

Kirby:and besides can't we just summon in other heroes to help us?

Nesp:NO because the dream rod can only summon a small amount of allies and it might take hours days or even years till we can summon more

Marx:Well rather you like it or not your stuck with us pal

Waddle Doo:enough talk let's go save our Kingdom already

Bandee:let's go everyone

Then everyone left the dream temple

Escargoon:so we're just gonna leave the unconscious fish lady that kine just fucked here? Alright then i see so that's how it is

They all hide behind a rock and see castle dedede and the army guarding it

Adeleine:Jesus christ there's like thousands of them how are we gonna get in?

Waddle Doo:don't worry everyone luckily while Nesp was doing another one of his plot expositions i came up with a plan and here it is

Waddle doo pulls out a map of the castle

Waddle Doo:alright here's the plan gooey and kine will distract the guards in the front while marx adeleine & ribbon will infiltrate the left side of the castle meanwhile coo and nesp will distract the shotzos then rick and kirby will infiltrate the right side of the castle then me and bandee will..

Marx:LEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY! JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

Waddle Doo:OH GOD HE JUST RAN STREIGHT IN COME ON LET"S GO

Nesp:WHAT ABOUT THE PLAN?

Waddle Doo:FUCK THE PLAN WERE JUST GONNA BARGE IN AND HOPE WE MAKE IT TO THE THRONE ROOM

Meanwhile

Bronto Burt:i'm telling you man Dedede doesn't pay us enough for this job if you ask me we should kill him

Waddle Dee:YEAH fuck Dedede Lets kill wait a minute what are those guy's doing?

Then kirby and the gang barge right into the army of waddle dee's bronto burt's scarfies and other creatures and started to beat the living hell out of all of them until they made it into the castle

Ribbon:ok we made it into the castle now what?

Waddle Doo:head to the throne room

Bandee:gotcha

They all started running towards the throne room beating up guards on the way and kirby saw dedede's hammer collection and inhaled a hammer just in case becoming hammer kirby

Waddle Doo:alright Dedede's throne is just behind that door

Kine:Well what are waiting for LET'S GO!

?:NOT SO FAST!

Nesp:now what

?:if you want to get to Dedede your gonna have to go through me first BUGZZY THE KING OF BUGS MYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Waddle Doo:DAMMIT BUGZZY we don't have time for this shit get out of the way

Bugzzy:MAKE ME BITCH!

Adeleine:don't worry guys i got this

Adeleine then painted a picture of waiu and it came to life and it was ready to fight bugzzy

Bugzzy:HA HA HA HA really this is what your gonna do make me read your shitty naruto fanfiction HA HA HA bring it on BRING IT ON!

However luckley bugzzy might have been strong but he is also a fucking dumbass so waiu beated the shit out of him until he dropped

Bugzzy:OW MY BALL ZACK this is why i hate naruto so much

Bandee:ok now that he's out of the way Let's Go

Rick tried to open the door but it was lock

Rick:shit he must've known we would come and he locked us out real good

Coo:well that's fantastic now what

Kirby:WAIT i have an idea

Kirby throws a friend heart at Bugzzy

Bugzzy:Bugzzy love you guys now

Kirby:That's great Bugzzy but can you use your strength to break down this door?

Bugzzy:No problem pal MYAAAAAAA!

Bugzzy then breaks the door down

Marx:you guys do realize i could have just used my laser to break it down right?

Coo:yes but you what else you could have done? Not ruin our sneak attack plan

Nesp:it doesn't matter we made it to the throne room let's go

Kirby:alright

They all finally made it to the throne room where they finally confronted dedede who was eating the food

Kirby:DEDEDE it's over we have you outnumbered now return all the food right now!

King Dedede:HA HA HA well well well look what we have here if it ain't little Kirbeh and his little stupid friends

Nesp:DEDEDE listen to me this isn't you don't let the Jamba heart control you

King Dedede:HEH hate to break it to ya kid but dedede ain't here right now so why don't you buzz off

Marx:Look Dedede or whoever the hell is talking right now either give up right now or we are going to beat the crap out of you GOT IT

King Dedede:you might have beating up all my guards but i still got one more trick up my sleeve

Bandee:Yeah and what's that punk

Then the ground started to shake and then a tree popped out of the ground

Bandee:WHISPY WOODS!

Waddle Doo:he must've been corrupted by the jamba heart too

Nesp:Kirby aren't you scared

Kirby:nesp you might not know this but i have fought this tree so many times that at this point it's basically a walk in the park

Bandee:and it looks like were going for another lap

Dedede then jump onto Whispy

King Dedede:HEH HEH HEH Time to clobber you once and for all

Whispy Woods:ROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!

Kirby:SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN!

And then they all fought Whispy Woods and Whispy brought his old tricks dropping apples shooting little clouds from his mouth jumping around the place it was tough but luckily kirby was able to inhale a bunch of apples Whispy Dropped and shot it right at him defeating him

Whispy Woods:(sobbing)

Kirby:ALRIGHT DEDEDE GET DOWN HERE AND FACE US LIKE A MAN

King Dedede:well you know what they say if you want something done right you just have to do it yourself

Dedede started to growl and he was glowing purple

King Dedede:(INTENSE GROWL)AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Bandee:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Then dedede went from being fat into becoming a giant buff monster

King Dedede:RAAAAARGH! I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU KIRBEH! IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS! HEHEHE

Then for absolutely no reason Dedede started singing while fighting Them

MACHO DEDEDE:MENACING BEEF I AM ARMED TO THE TEETH YOU PUNY PEE-WEES SHOULD HIDE CAUSE I'M THE BADDEST DUDE LOOK AT MY BICEPS MY DELTS AND MY TRICEPS SO YOU THINK I'M A FREAK? WELL THAT'S KINDA RUDE! WATCH ME FLEX WITH MY HERCULEAN STRENGTH CAUSE THESE ARMS TOTALLY BEFIT ME FEEL THE GIRTH THE POWER TORSION AND LENGTH MACHO DEDEDE! KIRBY! I'MMA SMASH YOU I WILL BURY YOU AND POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND KIRBY! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! SO FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS SUBMIT TO DEDEDESTRUCTION KIRBY! I'MMA SMACK YOU REAL HARD! KIRBY!

YOU'RE A LITTLE PINK BLOB OF LARD KIRBY! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! NOT WHILE I HAVE THIS POWER! IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR! NOW YOU FACE THE STRENGTH OF A MIGHTY KING

KIRBY YOU ARE IN FOR A CLOBBERING! I WILL POUND YOU IN THE GROUND I WILL MAKE YOU SING WHO NEEDS A MALLET WHEN MY FISTS CAN MAKE YOU CRY UNCLE! BOW TO THE MIGHTY KING DEDEDE THE MACHO-EST KING OF ALL TIME! SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT OR I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK AND DO IT IN RHYME! YEAH I KNOW KIRBY AIN'T GOT NO NECK IT'S A METAPHOR I KNOW WHAT A METAPHOR IS! I WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL! HEHEHE

Waddle Doo:GOD DAMMIT! He's too strong

Nesp:i knew the jamba hearts would be strong but i didn't think they would be this strong

Marx:we're gonna need like some sort of giant monster to take him down

Kirby looks around the room and sees Whispy

Kirby:I have an idea

Kirby jumps back up and creates a friend heart

MACHO DEDEDE:HA hate to break it to ya Kirbeh but your little friend heart ain't gonna stop me

Kirby:oh don't worry i'm not throwing it at you

MACHO DEDEDE:what?

Kirby throws the friend heart at Whispy and he becomes an ally

Whispy Woods:wha… WHAT WHERE AM I THIS ISN'T THE FOREST?

Bandee:WHISPY HELP US NOW!

MACHO DEDEDE:Really this is your plan getting some weak ass tree to help HEHEHEHEHE! This is too ea

Whispy Woods:YOU TALK TOO MUCH!

One of Whipsy's branches grows into a wooden arm and he punches Dedede right in the face launching him far and he crashes into a wall

MACHO DEDEDE:AAAHHH!

Whispy Woods:My friends are you alright?

Kirby:OH yeah besides the head injuries bruises and cuts were perfectly fine

Bandee:Kirby he just saved our lives don't be a sarcastic dick

Then they all looked back and saw dedede getting back up

MACHO DEDEDE:Oh Kirbeh getting someone else to fight your own battles eh well looks like if your not gonna be fair then neither will I WADDLE DEE'S BRING ME MY SECRET WEAPON

Waddle Dee's:YES SIR RIGHT AWAY

Nesp:Wait what do you mean secret weapon

Then the waddles dee's brought in a giant hammer/axe hybrid and a giant Mace weapon to dedede they threw them at him and he caught them they also brought him a waning crescent mask he put it on and then his robe turned purple and his chest became a giant mouth with an eyeball inside it

GIGA DEDEDE:RAAAAARGH!

Kirby:the fuck is happening to this dude

GIGA DEDEDE:I'M DONE SCREWING AROUND TIME TO DIE!

Then the eyeball in his mouth started charging up and then a giant laser fired out of it

Kirby:OH GOD!

But before the laser could hit them wispy grabbed them holding them in his arm and the laser ended up hitting Whispy launching them all out of the castle and crashing into the center of cappy town

Whispy Woods:(cough) is everyone alright

Marx:yeah no worries all the people who matter is alright

Everyone looks at marx angerley

Marx:HA im just fucking with you guys

GIGA DEDEDE:RAAAAARGH!

Then they all turned around and saw Dedede jumping right out of the castle and landing right into cappy town

GIGA DEDEDE:time to end this once and for all

Then wispy put kirby and his friends into his leaves he then grew his right branch into and arm and his roots formed into the shape of legs he got up and was ready to fight

Whispy Woods:Bring It On

Then they both charged at each other and started brawling out in cappy town Dedede was ruthless he kept on smashing his axe hammer/axe sending shock waves and kept hitting Whispy Whispy tried to punch him but dedede kept jumping all over the place Whispy used his roots to grab Dedede throwing him around for bit until Dedede broke free Whispy started throwing apples at him but dedede threw gordos back and all continuously hit each other dedede then chomp Whispy's left arm off so Whispy grabbed Dedede and kept on hitting him until he uppercutted him launching him away but got up real quick Whispy then grew roots onto Dedede's hammer axe connecting it to his arm Whispy now had a weapon Dedede got mad and started shooting his chest eye all over the place but Whispy kept running away from it jumping around the buildings of cappy town then Dedede started spinning so fast he became a tornado sucking Whispy in but that was actually a mistake because Whispy then grab Dedede rapping roots around him then Nesp noticed that the eyeball in his chest was a jamba heart

Nesp:WHISPY! GRAB THE EYEBALL

Whispy then pulled the jamba heart right out of Dedede ending the battle Dedede then fell to the ground and transformed back to his normal self and fainted

Escargoon:OH SIRE!

Escargoon then jumped off of Whispy to check if Dedede was alright

Escargoon:SIRE! SPEAK TO ME

Bandee:oh god is he

Waddle doo then checked dedede's blood pressure

Waddle Doo:don't worry he's still alive

Marx:isn't that a bad thing?

Coo:MARX!

Marx:oh come Coo have a sense of humor why don't you

Kine:hey fellas where's Nesp

They all turned around and saw nesp with the jamba heart

Nasp:alright time seal you away

Nesp then surrounded the jamba heart around some energy bubble

Kirby:hey nesp what did you do to that heart

Nesp:im sealing it in a psychic bubble to make sure it doesn't possess anyone else

Bandee:good ever since that stupid heart it did nothing but cause trouble but where are you gonna keep it?

Nesp:in the pocket dimension inside my mind

Kirby:what?

Nesp:yeah im not a really a normal kid

Kirby:Hey neither are we

Nesp:ha yeah

Nesp then put the jamba heart in his pocket dimension

King Dedede:ugh what happened

Escargoon:OH SIRE YOUR AWAKE

King Dedede:ugh what happened

Escargoon:you touched that stupid heart thing and it turned you into a giant rampaging Monster

King Dedede:It Did? Well in that case i won't be held responsible for any bad then i did because i was hypnotized

Escargoon:SIRE FOR THE GOD! NEXT TIME YOU BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE TOUCHING SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKES IT MIGHT POSSESS YOU YA HEAR!

King Dedede:AH STOP SCREAMING YA SCATTER BRAIN SLUG I STILL GOT A DAMN HEADACHE

Waddle Doo:oh boy here they go again

Bandee:alright so we saved Dedede from being corrupted and saved all the food in dreamland now everythings back to normal right?

Nesp:i wish it was

Kirby:what do you mean Nesp?

Nesp:hate to break it to you guys but this is only the beginning dedede being possessed is the smallest of our worries it's time i told you all why i came to Planet Pop Star you see i'm wasn't your average Jambastion worshiper i was special because i have a star heart

Kirby:what's a star heart?

Nesp:WHAT YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW

Kirby:No what is it?

Nesp:A star heart is what's every star warrior it's what makes us Us

Kirby:WAIT so you're a star warrior like me?

Nesp:well not exactly you see the star heart has two sides there's the light side and the dark side the people who use the light side of star heart are star warriors who dedicate their lives to protect and save but the people who use the dark side of the star heart for chaos genocide and lust those who use that that side of it are called DEATH WARRIORS and i know all of this because i used to be a death warrior!

Kirby:WHAT! But if you were a death warrior what changed your mind

Nesp:well that's just you see a couple of months ago the leader of the jambastion religion and the supreme chancellor of the galaxy LORD HYNESS said he was going to Revive our god so that he would bring peace and prosperity to the galaxy and everyone was cheering for him everyone except for me i didn't know why but i just didn't felt happy at all and then later that night i heard Lord Hyness talking to someone it turns out Our god wouldn't bring peace he would Destroy the entire Galaxy laying waste to everything and everyone i couldn't believe what i was hearing i tried to warn my sisters about it but they believe me and that night i couldn't sleep because all i could think about was everyone i ever loved getting killed and then it happened my star heart went from dark to light i was no longer a death warrior i was a star warrior and then the next lord Hyness was about to break the seal releasing our dark lord and he would destroy everything but i couldn't just stand there and do nothing so i used psychic powers to ruin the ritual and then the jamba heart broke into millions of pieces scattering across the galaxy and i became a traitor so i hijacked a ship and escaped to planet popstar because i couldn't stop lord Hyness alone because i need your help Kirby i need all your help if Lord Hyness gets his hands on all of the jamba hearts he will revive the god and he will destroy everything we love so please help me help me save our galaxy and help me save my family

Everyone just stopped and thought to themselves for a little bit

Kirby:Nesp Saving the galaxy is my job and i am happy to help

Bandee:we all are right fellas

Waddle Doo:right behind you kids

Rick:i got your back mates

Coo:i'll make sure this story has a happy ending

Kine:there are still so many ladies i havn't had sex with count me in

Marx:I got nothing better to do so why not?

Gooey:GOOEY LOVE GALAXY!

Adeleine:HOLY SHIT! Sorry Gooey you haven't said anything since you got summon so i kinda forgot you were here

Ribbon:ADOLEINE LASSIE don't scare me like that you had me jumping

Adeleine:ribbon please don't get started again

Bugzzy:Bugzzy will help if he gets food

King Dedede:That god thinks he can just possess me just like i don't so LETS KICK HIS ASS!

Escargoon:well you all have fun dying as heroes i'm just gonna go back to the castle and

King Dedede:oh no you don't your my loyal subject so rather you like it or not your coming with us

Escargoon:BUT SIRE! I suck at fighting those death warriors are gonna kill me

King Dedede:NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST

Dedede then pulls out some salt packs

Escargoon:AH OK i'm in you freaking maniac

Kirby:Whispy stay here in dreamland with Poppy Leo and Chilly and protect it while were gone ok

Whispy Woods:don't worry friends i've been a guardian my whole life you can count on me

Whispy then returns to the forest to recover

Nesp:thanks guys i appreciate your help

Kirby:well what are we waiting for let's go

Nesp:WAIT in order to find all the jamba hearts were gonna need a spaceship does anyone here have a ship?

Everyone just stands and says nothing

Nesp:ah crap

Kirby:Don't worry Nesp we might not have a ship but i know someone who does

Nesp:Really Who?

Kirby:my old friend and Mentor

META KNIGHT!

To Be Continued...