An Incorrect Summary of RWBY
If you clicked on this, you may either be a fan of RWBY, someone who wants to read about RWBY, or someone who hates it but can't stop watching because they need to know. If so, congratulations, you're in the wrong place. For with my knowledge, skills, and the ability to read wiki articles, I will accurately tell you what goes on in this show correctly. So, sit back, grab a snack, mute your RoosterTeeth player, and allow me to give a summary of RWBY.
Red Trailer:
We open with Ruby Rose, who is a groundskeeper for a graveyard with only one grave overlooking a mountain. It's pretty dull until a pack of wild dogs show up. Not wanting them to mark their territory, Ruby mercilessly slaughters them all using style and flair, as well as breaking several war conventions by using gravity bullets. PETA would have a fit until they killed those dogs themselves. Eventually, Ruby slays all the wild dogs and smiles, knowing she will earn extra for the dog corpses. We then end on a shoot of the moon, missing a large chunk of itself because God took a bite out of it before leaving.
White Trailer:
We open with Weiss Schnee, who is a K-Pop international sensation that is trying to leave her idol days behind and move on to more fulfilling work, like streaming Shadows of the Colossus. This trailer is unique as it splits attention between one of Weiss's songs and her fight with the big suit of armor. The singing's good, but you know what you're here for; familial issues. It turns out Weiss is becoming a V-Tuber to spite her father, who can't get with the times and has her undertake a challenge. Weiss fights the knight with a Wii motion controller and glyphs that are somehow not magic. Weiss eventually defeats the knight and gain a new scar for her stans to obsess over.
Black Trailer:
We open with Blake reading her favorite She-RaxAdora fanfic when her partner Adam arrives and tells her to get ready. It turns out that both of them are gamers, taking on the train dungeon in the Red Wood world. Blake and Adam fight through endlessly spawning mooks, who are just there for exp farming. Eventually, they get in the train and fight more mooks. At least it looks cool. About two minutes later, they are the only ones left and go towards the treasure chest. Adam opens it but doesn't take anything with it because all of the loot clashes with the current set-up he's going as an emo Yakuza boss. Blake is upset over the wasted loot, but they can't argue before the Raid boss shows up. This is the Giant Enemy Spider, except he's also a tank. Blake and Adam fight and eventually defeat it, with Adam getting Play of the Game by using his ultimate as the last hit. Before he can share it with everyone, Blake disconnects from the server by disconnecting the train and leaving Adam. She then screws up the graphics card, showing only red and black. I hate it when this happens.
Yellow trailer:
We open on questionably legal teenager, Yang Xiao Long entering a night club without being on the list. Also a raven lands nearby and will not be important. Yang sees the respected owner, Junior, talking with acclaimed businessman, Roman Torchwick. He leaves, and Yang slides up to the bar and orders a drink despite being underaged. Her criminal actions will only become more severe. Junior, a respected businessman, denies the minor an alcoholic drink, even with Yang's fake id of her mother. This upsets Yang and drives her to blackmail Junior with tweets from 2008. Junior then tries to ask Yang to leave quietly, but Yang responds by grabbing this man's jewels. Upon seeing the security, Yang offers to leave with one kiss. Junior, skeptical of this menace, but also wants her gone, agrees, but gets knocked out by Yang. She then proceeds to pummel innocent guards on the dance floor. This upsets the DJ, meaning that Yang broke one of the sacred laws; You never make a DJ pick up a gun because they will mix and drop the bass on your face. However, the evil of Xiao Long is too much for the DJ, forcing Junior to send in Melanie and Miltia, the V-Tubers. They put up a hearty fight, but Yang overcomes them by making fun of their lacking knowledge of the English language. This forces Junior himself to enter the fight, arming himself with his self-defense rocket launcher like any fair businessman. The bazooka does nothing to Yang, which resorts Junior to fight hand to hand, only knocking off one strand of Yang's hair. Yang erupts in a rage over this minor act and punches Junior out of the club, leaving the poor man with increased insurance rates, lack of staff, and spilled drinks. Yang leaves the night club, but then runs into Ruby, who is her sister.
"Yang, were you destroying private property again?"
"Nah."
Okay, this is a lot more comedic than what I usually do. I have two other stories going on, so this will be a side project until I hit inspiration.
If you like this, then maybe you should check out the other stories I got.
Until then, see ya later!