I feel like the side characters aren't really noticed so today, we are interviewing…
George and Martha!
Q1. How much love do you have for each other?
Martha: I love George to bits! We have been together for so many millennium, so obviously we have feelings for each other.
George: Martha's fine.
Q2. What is the best gift Hermes ever gave you?
Martha: I was excited when he said we were going to Miami for a holiday. There are nice beaches there and that is the place George and I went for our honeymoon. We stayed at hotel bush, which is a bush.
George: lunch!
Q3. The best book you read?
Martha: Lola Rose by Jacqueline Wilson is a particularly touching novel.
George: The art of Eating a Rat.
Q4.the worst myth about you?
Martha: that we belong to Apollo.
Q5. What are your jobs?
Martha: I'm the pen
George: and I'm the pad
Q6. The worst thing Hermes has ever done to you?
Martha: he once cut off our skin because he was broke and wanted a mint.
George: he made up with a juicy rat though.
Martha: * glares at George and starts arguing about who is braver*
Scared Narrator: next question!
Q7. Your favourite god except Hermes
Martha: Posidian
George: he always gives us shrimp when we see him
Q8. Percy Jackson or Annabeth Chase
Martha: Percy. Annabeth is intimidating.
George: Percy makes better grilled rats.
Q9. What are your weaknesses?
Martha: i can get bribed with anything romantic
George: and I can get bribed with rats!
Q10. Why do you like working for Hermes?
Martha: we don't work for, dear. We work with.
George: what she said.
Q11.-
George: sorry, bro. lunch!
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