"Uzumaki Naruto, as of today. You are banished from Konohagakure!" Tsunade said.

Naruto froze.

"Wh-what?" The Uzumaki asked.

"You — Uzumaki Naruto — let Uchiha Sasuke be taken by Orochimaru. On purpose" Danzo said, but internally, he was smirking.

"Wha- no! Sasuke almost killed me!" Naruto yelled.

"Stop the lies," Haruno Mebuki said. "You let the Uchiha escape so you could date my daughter!" She yelled.

"Uzumaki Naruto, you have 12 hours. To get out of this village. Or you will be executed!" Tsunade yelled.

"..." Naruto had a look of sadness in his eyes. "Fine"

"What did you expect?" A deep voice asked in his mind.

"Honestly, fox, I didn't expect anything," Naruto replied in his mind.

Naruto walked out of the Council room.

Naruto's apartment

"What is most important for survival?" Naruto asked himself.

"Kunai, shuriken, food, shelter and water" Kyuubi replied.

"Why are you helping me, Kyuubi?" Naruto asked.

"My gut tells me to" was the reply of the great Kyuubi.

Naruto opened a drawer.

25 kunai. 50 shuriken. 100 matches. 2 cups of ramen. 5 bottles of water…

"That can't fit in my bag"

"Take out a paper," Kyuubi said.

"Why?"

"Just do it," Kyuubi ordered.

"Fine" Naruto took out a piece of paper.

"What now?" Naruto asked

"Draw this"

An image of a paper with drawings on it appeared.

"What is that?" Anehrk asked.

"That's called Fuin (Seal). It allows you to seal an object, or a person, inside a dimension of your own" The Kyuubi replied.

It took only a minute for Naruto to draw the seal.

"What should I do now?" Naruto asked.

"Put the Objects on the seal and say Fuinjutsu: Fuin (Sealing Jutsu: Seal)," Kyuubi replied.

Naruto put the kunai, shuriken, ramen and everything else on the seal.

"Fuinjutsu: Fuin" (Sealing Jutsu: Seal)

In a puff of smoke, they all vanished.

"Where did they go?!" Asked Naruto.

"They are in the seal"

"Cool!" Naruto yelled. "But how do I get them out?" He asked.

"Say. Fuinjutsu: Kai (Sealing Jutsu: Release)"

"Okay…"

"And you should change your outfit as well," Kyuubi said.

"... Why… I like orange" Naruto said.

"You can have orange, but not too much"

"Your not my mom!" Naruto yelled.

"But I am your superior," Kyuubi replied.

"Gah! Fine!" Naruto finally gave in. "What should I wear?!"

"Black"

"I'm not an emo!"

"Black with Orange accents?" The Kyuubi suggested.

"Sounds good," Naruto replied.

"You should also put bandages around your hands"

"Why…?"

"Shut up and listen" The fox replied

"You will put seals on the bandages to make them shock absorbent and heavier, and also make them produce no sound"

"Why would I make them heavier?!" Naruto asked.

"Training"

"... Anything else?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, I may be a chakra being. But I have a sense of fashion" Kyuubi said "Since we both like orange, we make all of them black-"

"What?!"

"Shut up" the Kyuubi growled "As I was saying. We make them black with Orange accents"

"Why?"

"Because you'd look badass" Kyuubi replied.

"Eh…?"

"Nevermind" Kyuubi said, sighing "Go buy the stuff"

"Fine" Naruto grumbled.

2 hours later

Naruto looked at himself in the mirror.

He was now wearing a long sleeved black hoodie with the stitches being neon orange. The…

(A/N: what do you call the things in hoodies that make the hood smaller or bigger?)

We're also neon orange.

He was wearing pitch black pants with Orange stitches too.

His shinobi shinobi shoes were also black with the stitches being neon orange.

His hands were covered in bandages. But the bandages were black with the outline being neon orange.

"Damn, you were right. I do look badass" Naruto said.

"Yes, now you need to do is loose your damn baby fat and gain some muscle, Fishbone" Kyuubi said.

"Shut up, Furrball" Naruto growled.

30 minutes later.

"Goodbye, Izumo, Kotetsu"

(A/N: is that how you say his name…?)

"Bye… Naruto" They said as they watched Naruto fade into the distance.

1 day later

"What do you mean he's gone?!" Jiriya roared.

"He's been banished" Danzo replied.

"..." Jiraiya glared at the Council.

"I'm angry too… Jiraiya" Tsunade said.

"Yeah, and you damn allowed that! You're the god-damned Hokage, Tsunade!" Jiraiya yelled.

"..." Tsunade looked down in shame. "It was for… the good of the village"

"How the hell can you say that?!" Jiraiya asked. "First: he's the container of the Kyuubi. Second: he's the son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. Third: He's my damn Godson!" The sage yelled.

"From today onwards. I hold no affiliation with this village" Jiraiya said.

"Jiraiya-sama, please reconsider" Danzo said.

"No" Jiraiya replied sternly.

With Naruto

"God! I'm hungry!" Naruto yelled.

"What a surprise, you ate so much ramen" Kyuubi said, his voice laced with 70 layers of sarcasm.

"... Shut up" Naruto growled.

"Is he insane?"

"He's talking to himself"

"And look, is he an animal? He has whiskers"

Naruto's left eye twitched.

He glared at the people around him, his Violet eyes turning Crimson.

"Shut up!" Naruto yelled.

"Kyaaa!"

Everyone screeched and ran away.

"Useless," Naruto said as he walked out of the village.

"Here,"

Suddenly, Naruto didn't feel hungry.

"... Are you… shitting kidding me?" Naruto asked. "Why didn't you do that earlier?!" He asked.

"To see your reaction" The Kyuubi said in an amused tone.

"You piece of shitty…"

"Okay, now. Go under that tree" Kyuubi ordered.

"Why?"

"Do. It." The Kyuubi ordered again.

Naruto did as told.

"Do 150 pushups, 150 sit-ups, 150 squats, 150 pull ups and 10 mile run"

Naruto choked on air when he heard the order.

"Are you trying to kill me?!" He asked.

"No, juts trying to get you stronger" Fox replied.

1 150 pushups, 150 sit-ups, 150 squats, 150 pull ups and 10 mile run later

"What… else…?"

"Next, Go to Uzushiogakure"

"What…?" Naruto asked "Wasn't that place destroyed… decades ago?" He added.

"Yes," Kyuubi replied "But, there are things that can never be destroyed" he added.

"Next stop: Uzushiogakure!" Naruto yelled and walked away into the sunset.

Word count: 1,082

Ago wassup my little and old Foxes, how've ya been?. Hopefully good.

Me? Not so. My grandma nearly got a heart attack and was hospitalized for 3 days, in the ICU…

Anyways, new story, kinda same plot. But trust me, I will make it better.

And also. I will — most definitely — make more Jutsu lists lol. Y? Cuz I'm too lazy to search em up everytime.

So don't be an ass about it

Stay tuned. Baiiii