Disclaimer: I do not own Miraculous Ladybug or Beauty and the Beast. Those belong to their respective owners.
"God, it feels good to see you like this, Chloe,
Being so down in the dumps,
Everyone here hates your guts, Chloe,
Especially when taking your lumps,
There is no girl in town as despised as you,
You're everyone's least favorite gal,
Everyone's disgusted and annoyed by you,
And it's not so hard to tell."
"No one's…mean as Chloe,
Acts bratty like Chloe,
Nobody gets everyone akumatized like Chloe,
For there's no girl in Paris as snobby,
Punchable, prissy, and pessimistic,
You can ask Rose, Alya, or Marinette,
And they'll say which side they prefer to be on."
"No one bullies like Chloe,
Crushes self-esteem like Chloe,
In a debate, no one barks as loud as Chloe,
She's especially good at impersonating,
My, what a bitch, that Chloe!"