The first scene begins with Chief Hancock, a guy with a sash that says mayor, and a guy in a suit standing on a stage in front of a croud.
"I am proud to announce this new nuclear plant that will power the whole county! And following the recovery of Chief Hancock, we will be donating $10,000 to the Diamond city police department." Says the guy in a suit who appears to be the CEO
The crowd cheers when a nerdy looking guy goes up to the mayor.
*Whispers* "Sir, we may have a problem. The particular radiation caused by this plant could attract Titanus Gojira."
"Titanus who?"
"Godzilla. Sir, we need to shut this place down."
"Does the CEO know?"
"Not at the moment."
"Keep it that way. This will be a massive windfall for the city."
"Sir, I can't endanger the citizens for a couple thousand dollars."
"Sure you can."
"No!*Turns toward the crowd* This plant could attract Godzilla! They are lying to you!"
"What?" Hancock asks
"Oh yeah, the Chief didn't know."
Everybody freaks out when all of a sudden Hancock yells to calm down. He decides to give a self-aggrandizing speech.
"Now I don't know about this, but my department won't be greedy like the Paradise PD! My department is the best in this county, and it stays that way! Fuck you, Randall!"
Meanwhile the Paradise PD are at the station.
"Man, the Chief won't let us search for Fitz." Pulaski says
"But I thought we were all in on it." Kevin replies
"Fucking asshole sells us out every chance he gets."
"Why won't he let us?"
"He wants to make some cash at a fundraiser."
"Yep, sounds like him."
"I swear, I'm warming up to those Diamond City cops."
Randall walks in.
"Alright, everybody ready for the fundraiser?"
"We are police. We should act as police." Boris states
"Shut up, commie."
"The mayor's your fucking wife, ask her for a goddamn donation! Fitz killed Hopson! Yesterday we had back to back funerals for him and Jerry!" Pulaski suddenly shouts
"Why was Jerry's funeral so late?" Nigel interrupts
"Oh, his family wanted to plan it well or some shit. Took em a month and a half, but hey."
"I'm three months pregnant, why do I have to hear you idiots bitching?" Amy snaps from the other room
"Didn't you quit?"
"I was visiting Kevin."
"Ok. Anyways, fuck you Chief."
"We need this money Pulaski!"
"Oh, fuck off. The state troopers gave us even more money after Hopson's death. We've got body armor, pepper spray, reinforced walls and money for a dispatch operator and a new cop. And we can keep Boris! How much more do we need?!"
"Yeah, your dispatch says that Godzilla is at Diamond City on a rampage." A dispatch operator with the nametag Gerald says
"What?" Randall says
"Yeah, they need your help."
"Why are you so casual about that?" Gina asks
"Oh, I'm dead inside-I mean well-trained."
"Haha! They need my help! Suck it! Ok, let's go. Gear up and bring the armored cars!"
"Finally!"
They drive code 3 to Diamond City and when they get there they are shown in full gear. Kevin has a body armor vest. Gina, Pulaski, Nigel and Randall all have body armor, rifles, tactical ACH helmets and quite a bit of ammo. Boris has his normal outfit and a bear pelt.
"HAHA you need OUR help!" Randall says
"Shut the fuck up, Randall. After my coma I realized that our petty rivalry has to end. This is nonsensical. We're grown men. I just want to protect my city."
"This is the guy you all hate?" Pulaski asks
"Hey, we came here with our SWAT gear, where is the monster?" Gina asks
"He's at the center of the city, let's go."
They head there and see numerous military vehicles and soldiers, state troopers, other police officers and a bunch of Diamond City cops in with more armored vans and tons of shields. Godzilla swipes his tail and sends a tank flying.
"Well what the fuck are we gonna do?" Randall yells
"We dealt with this overgrown monitor lizard before! Just shoot his wounded spot!" Kevin yells
The army fires a missile at his underarm spot which is still wounded but Godzilla blows up the missile with his plasma breath.
"Don't you think we tried that you fucking stupid cop?!" A soldier shouts back
A soldier hops out of the vehicle which tried to shoot him and Godzilla walks over to them and stomps on a couple Diamond City cops.
"Time to stop him RUSSIAN STYLE!" Boris exclaims before grabbing a vodka bottle and sticking a damp rag in it and lighting the rag on fire, then throwing it at Godzilla. Godzilla roars in slight pain and annoyance, then turns to them. They run and fire at Godzilla but they know it is hopeless. They see a manhole and remove the cover before piling into the sewer.
"Y'all know I can't get in there!"
"What the fuck are we supposed to do you worthless fatass?!" Randall snaps
Dusty turns and sees Godzilla"I don't-oh shit that godziller fartknocker's coming for me! Oh, shiiiiiiiiii-" Pulaski grabs Dusty's leg and tries to pull him inside. Godzilla turns, however, and breathes his plasma breath at an unknown group.
"Here, Dusty, get out and roll over to that building there." Nigel says
"Fine! Ugh!"
They drop down and try to formulate a plan when an air force general, two army officers of varying ranks and 11 soldiers wearing full gear approach them with guns drawn.
"What the hell is going on up there?" Randall pleads
"Sir, I'm an air force general. These two men are commanders for the US army. My name's Wilkinson, these are Mcintire and Johnson. We're going to take down this monster once and for all and we don't want you in our way. Stay down here, for your own sake also." He says with a smooth southern accent.
"Yeah, we'll stay down here." Randall says
"No argument from me. You're the boss." Pulaski agrees
Everyone else agrees in unison.
The scene cuts to an hour later when Gina peaks her head out of the manhole. They see Godzilla standing as though he is blinded. Then they see two B-2 stealth bombers approach and hit him with numerous explosives before flying away. Godzilla roars in pain and falls down. Everyone is silent as he lays there. They start to leave their cover when he begrudgingly gets up. Now he starts walking towards the PD. He smashes a house and all of a sudden Dusty falls out. He turns and moves towards him.
"We gotta help him!" Kevin proclaims
They all try to leave but Randall grabs them.
"Wait! Don't go!"
"Why not? He's our teammate!" Pulaski snaps
"Would you rather he die or we all do?"
"Fuck you, Chief." Pulaski says before kicking his hand off and running out, followed by the rest of them including Randall
They manage to grab Dusty before Godzilla sees them. He bites at them but misses. Another bomb hits him. He shakes it off and starts walking towards them when Randall, who was carrying one of Dusty's legs drops it and runs. Another bombs hits Godzilla and this time he turns and swats the plane out of the air. He goes towards the military line and attacks.
The PD are trying to get Dusty to the sewer but can't carry him. Dean Hancock goes and helps them.
"Where did Randall go?" He asks
"That fat fuck abandoned us." Pulaski says
"Figures like him."
"Yeah."
"He not too bad." Boris states
"Oh shut up you fucking commie." Nigel interrupts
"Mother Russia has not been communist for decades now."
"How do we know you aren't a soviet spy?"
"I said one thing! You americans are no fun to argue with!"
"I was joking!"
"I no find it funny."
They get Dusty to the manhole and drop him in, however he can't fit. They pour WD40 on him and he finally fits. They all jump in, including Dean Hancock.
"What is this rich twat waffle doing down here with us?!" Gina yells
"Oh, whatever Gina. He's better than Randall."
"Well, there is a monster outside. You can stay, Hancock."
"Didn't expect you to give up that quickly."
"Well, I did take a piece of shrapnel in the back."
"What?! When?"
They all grab her and try to help her. Hancock luckily has a bleeder kit with him so they're able to keep her alive.
Pulaski sits by Gina "You're gonna be alright...I won't let you die…"
They hear more bombs. Kevin peeks his head out of the manhole and sees Godzilla running away. Fighter jets follow him but he swats them out of the air. He manages to get to the great lakes and dive down.
The scene cuts to Gina being loaded into the EMS van and Pulaski goes in to ride with her. Dean Hancock approaches him.
"Sorry about what happened. You know, we could use a tough cop here in Diamond City. If you ever feel like a change of scenery, or get tired of Randall's shit, let me know."
"Yeah...I will. Thank you. You know, the others hate you, but I don't think you're a bad guy."
"I appreciate that. I wonder where Randall is."
"Who knows? I hope he fucking died."
"Close the door, we're clear to leave." The EMS driver says. Pulaski closes it and they drive away. Kevin is calling Amy, Boris is calling someone named Natalya and Dusty is eating some ice cream. Randall is talking to Wilkinson the air force general.
"Chief, you remember that giant gorilla you met at Skull Island?"
"Yeah."
"Well, do you have proof of him?"
"Yeah, this grainy picture."
Randall shows the picture to him.
"Great."
"What do you want with him?"
"Just wondering. Go back to Paradise, Chief."
Wilkinson pats him on the shoulder before walking away and making a call.
The episode ends with a shot of the military transporting King Kong from Skull Island in a net like in the movie "Godzilla vs Kong".
The end.