Summary: Home-invasion gone wrong, A bitter, sarcastic woman falls into Middle Earth and is saved by the most unlikely of beings: a gruff dwarf by the name of Dwalin.

Unable to communicate, injured, and indebted to the grumpy darrow, Corvin ops to follow her savior, wherever he may go.

Oh, and she also has a gun and not-so-healthy coping mechanisms.

Aka: A 23 year old college student falls into middle earth after defending herself from a mugger in her home. She get stabbed in the forest and then saved by a man shorter than herself. or at least, she thought it was a man. The dwarf Dwalin keeps Corvin close, and the two grow strangely attached to one another, despite the language barrier. Corvin tags along for the duration of the Hobbit, no doubt giving the company a few more grey hairs along the way. Things get even stranger as Corvin starts to change...