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The Motherlover Plot

Chapter 1

Holidays That Slip The Mind

Another year, another seasonal spark of villainy.

Though this year was especially bad, tons of dangerous villains all broke up from a high-security prison at once and many pro heroes had to work overtime securing the streets. Thankfully, the conflict was quickly subdued thanks to the courageous efforts of two Top Ten heroes, Deku, and Dynamight. It was in no way an easy task, neither of them came out of it without needing a lengthy stay in the hospital sedated.

It was only today, just a little over a day before the second Sunday of May, that our heroes were released from the hospital. After a very lengthy scolding from Recovery Girl about how their reckless decisions to throw themself in the way of danger to save a few lives, they were free to go.

As the two adults exited the hospital, they shielded their eyes from the sunlight that rayed down on them, it's been quite a while since they were last outside the hospital. While their eyes adjusted, Katsuki was off grumbling to himself about the lecture they recently received.

"Fucking bag of bones," silently cursed Katsuki under his breath, "We did our jobs and we made sure to come out alive! I call that an absolute victory, so why does she gotta nag us so much!"

Being prepared for their dismissal, Izuku put on a pair of sunglasses. After pulling out another one and holding it out to Katsuki, the greenet said, "I think it has to do with the fact that she's pushing into her seventies. She's probably pissed about having to travel all around the country for us every time we get badly injured."

"Why was she there anyway!? Ain't she retired already!?" exclaimed Katsuki, taking the sunglasses and putting them on.

"It's almost like a grandma that keeps coming over whenever there's a problem. Then again, she has been treating us since our UA days. You think it's some grand-maternity instinct to come to our aid like we're her grandkids?" asked Izuku, raising an eyebrow to his childhood friend. Now that he thinks about it, Recovery Girl did officially retire from UA after their year graduated.

Thinking it over as well, the blond bashfully turned his head away. Begrudging gritting his teeth before mumbling, "Old hag, no one asked her to burden herself and come over."

The greenet looked around the partly destroyed city, his mind was still a bit hazy from being sedated for so long. Izuku had to ask, "I can't think right now. What day is it?"

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There was no response from the blond.

Izuku noticed and called out to him, "Kacchan?"

"FUCK!" suddenly shouted Katsuki, scaring the shit out of Izuku.

"What is it? Another villain attack?"

"No."

"A purse snatcher?"

"No!"

"A kid didn't look both ways before crossing the street?"

"NO!"

"... Oh god no, are the socialist back?"

"FUCK NO!"

"Then what is it?"

"I forgot about Mother's Day!"

"... what?"

After being released from the hospital, the two heroes have decided to work out the cranks in their bodies from being on hospital beds for so long by going to the gym together. Thankfully, due to the recent accident, the floor they were on was basically empty. Their conversation, while having multiple stops in between, continued as they exercised.

"Can't believe I let something like this slip my mind!" shouted the explosive blond, pumping a heavy set on the bench press.

Being his lifting helper, Izuku was standing by the bar replying, "Considering what happened, I wouldn't blame you. Outside of the surge, we've been going overtime on the clock for the last couple of months to put down that new villain organization. The shock that PETA teamed up to take over the world is still hitting me, no wonder it slipped your mind."

"Fucking grass-eating bitches, this is all their fault!" shouted the blond, aggressively lifting weight as his rage-fueled him.

Chuckling at the mythical ways the blond can motivate himself, Izuku commented, "Not that it's a bad thing, but I'm surprised you're so… reactive to this. Your mom and you usually just yell at each other whenever you visit. I expected your idea of a Mother's Day gift would be throwing a bouquet of roses at her before saying she should fuck off and have a nice day."

The budge in the blond's muscles increased hearing, making Katsuki yell, "Oi, fuck off! Don't butt your head in our relationship!"

"Alright, alright, sorry," snickered Izuku, being sure to hide his reaction before his explosive accidentally dropped the weight on himself, "It's just the first time I've seen you care so much about this holiday."

"I have to this year, it's no time to half-ass a celebration," Katsuki told him, finishing his sets and switching with Izuku. As he took a moment to wipe the sweat off his face, he subtly grumbled, "You know it hasn't been the same for her since my dad died, since I'm not living at home anymore she has been so alone."

"I know just what you mean," replied Izuku, doing his sets as well, "My mom has been the same for years since my dad decided to make his 'trip overseas' a 'permanent staying'. She has certainly gotten better but I see still the sadness and depression in her eyes around the family holidays."

"Damn."

"It doesn't help that she has been struggling with getting back in the dating world."

"Are you kidding?"

"Nah. Even though she's now free of taking care of a child, she's already had a disadvantage with being her age."

"Even among her age bracket!? What desperate crusty fuck are still trying to snag people whose twilight years aren't over!?"

A playful sweat dropped from Izuku's face as he commented, "She's not that old Kacchan, she hasn't even hit fifty yet. Though she never brings it up, I could tell part of the reason is… well you know… her current body shape. She has ignored it in the past because of all her distractions but now that she's entering the market again, there's no escaping the reality of a drastic change from her younger years. Some men just aren't into that."

"Bullshit!" Katsuki shouted, forgetting that he was supposed to be the helper for the greenet as he lifted.

"Uh, Kacchan, Kacchan!" exclaimed Izuku as the weight started to tremble in his grip, "Help, help!"

"Inko is an absolutely wonderful person and woman to be around and speak with! Any bastard with the constitution of a dried-up raisin doesn't see that because she's a bit pudgy can go die!"

"That's great and all but this seriously feels like it might fall on my neck."

"And what's wrong with pudgy!? Can't handle the thick curves!? At her age, it should be the cream of the crop for body types. I know I wouldn't mind getting a handful of that dough!"

"Oh fuck it's gonn- wait what was that last part?" went Izuku, the split second of his attention being completely taken away was enough for weight to start coming down on him. He was officially choking.

"Oh fuck, fucking nerd why didn't you tell me you needed help," the blond yelled, helping to lift the weight back up. Once Izuku's windpipe was free again, Katsuki went, "You good? You're alive so walk it off."

Izuku rose, coughing, catching his breath. Continuing the conversation, the boy wheezed, "I'm fine. Wait what was that thing about my mom."

Diverting his eyes, Katsuki replied, "Uhh forget about it, not important. I'm just pissed about not getting my mom present at such an important time!"

"Don't worry, I got this," Izuku told him, taking out his phone.

"Huh!? The hell does that mean?"

"I had a feeling I might've been busy around this time as well so contingency plan for this occasion. You know Mei?"

"Crazy machine-making bitch? Yes."

"Well, I put in an order for an inventive massage machine that I can give to my mom in case of an emergency before all this madness went down. It should be done by now. Instead of it being a direct gift, we can just make it a gathering where we invite them both together to use it with some catering food and wine."

"That can work, yes! Not the worst idea you had, nerd!"

"...huh."

"What?"

"That was the first time in years you've ever complimented me without an insult."

"JUST FUCKING CALL HER!"

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"Hello?" a familiar voice said on the phone.

"Hey, Mei," said Izuku, "I was just checking in, how is the massage chair I ordered? It's done by now right?"

"..." there was an audible sound of her sucking her teeth.

"What?"

"There's a little problem."

"It's not done!?"

"Kinda."

"How!? You had months!" exclaimed Izuku. Hearing this the blond demanded it be put on speaker, so Izuku complied only if his childhood friend would stay quiet. Surprisingly he agreed.

"Well, I did finish it, about a week or three ago after finally hammering out all the kinks. But then I decided to have someone test run it."

"Testing running wasn't a part of the process!?"

"L-let me finish. So I had Iida test run it recently and there are a few things I still need to work on before it's ready for human use."

"What happened!?"

"Let's just say that Iida is having some problems…. With his spine," Mei says on the phone, in front of her was the body of her recent test subject that was bent in all kinds of wrong ways.

"Is he alive!?"

"Yes! Just… not moving. Oh, goodness are necks supposed to bend all the way like that?"

"Wait what?"

"Anyways I got some stuff to do, like calling the hospital, I'll get back to you Izuku but the chair won't be done in time. I'll pay you back with a huge favor later for this though bye."

"You have yet to call an ambulance!? How long has he been like that!?"

…

There was no answer, just a long beep.

The two pro heroes shared shocked expressions as they looked at each other. After swallowing what was quantifiably a shit ton of emotions for concerns of his friend, the greenet simply turned to Katsuki to make a statement.

"Welp, I'm out of ideas."

After a workout and a shower, our heroes went for some sandwiches as they mope over their disappointing performances as sons.

"Fuck man," complained Katsuki, aggressively taking a bite into his spicy sandwich, "She'll be so pissed at me."

"Mine will be disappointed as well," added Izuku, solemnly staring at the path of the park they were walking through, "I even called Shoto but he can't help as he has his own troubles as well."

"It's so annoying how this whole fiasco could've been avoided if it weren't for those horse-fucking vegans!"

After apologizing to an on-passing guy with a horse quirk, Izuku asked, "By the way, how did your dad die again?"

"He drank some Mcdonald's sprite. An employee decided to turn to villainy and start spiking the drinks."

"Damn should've known."

"What the hell are we going to do!?" exploded Katsuki, nearly throwing his sandwich.

Izuku shook his head, "I don't know, we only got a day to decide."

…

Then there was a demonic lightbulb that appeared over Katsuki.

"Hold up," Katsuki stated, stopping in his tracks.

Izuku looked surprised, "Did you think of something?"

The blond closed in on Izuku so he doesn't have to speak as loud, "Izuku do you love your mom!?"

"Yes?"

"Do you really love her, like you're willing to do anything for her!?"

"Yes."

"And you understand that right now she's in need of certain comforts, correct!?"

"Yes."

"You want my mom to receive the same thing as well right!"

"Of course, she was wonderful to me growing up."

"Then… I think it's time we pulled a switch-a-roo."

"A what?"

Katsuki slapped the side of his face, 'I can't believe I have to resort to this.'

He took a deep breath before stating, "I'm going to need you to fuck my mom."

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"HUH!?" shouted Izuku, quite possibly the loudest he has ever shouted before. Immediately his face turned red.

Covering the greenet's mouth before he attracts the attention of everyone there. Surprisingly the blond was blushing as well as he said, "I know it's weird but I need this as a gift to my mom. I'll do the same for yours!"

"HUH!?" yelled Izuku again, thankfully he self-muffled himself this time. Trying his best to calmly say, "T-that's crazy!"

"I know, but I can't think of anything else that'll be extra special to them. We both love our moms, they've done so much for us growing up and now they're lonely. We're single and they're single so it's not like we're interrupting something or doing something wrong! They need- no! Deserve to have one special memorial night now more than ever."

"Uh- I- a-... I just can't believe you're asking this for me."

"I can only ask this because it's you! You're the only one I'm willing to allow for this! I'm calling on you for this since I obviously can't do this myself!" declared Katsuki, his hands were shaking, "Please Izuku, for the sake of our moms for Mother's Day, we gotta fuck each other's mothers!"

There were no words to describe the face Izuku was making, so many conflicting thoughts clashing against each other at once, it was a warzone in there.

This was a bizarre day.

He's going to have to decide whether he and his childhood friend were going to bang each other's mom for their last-minute Mother's Day gift.

This shit is crazy.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next Time Teaser: Izuku will have to decide if he will go through with this offer. The biggest issue for Izuku is how long he knew Mitsuki, it's going to be weird hooking up with the woman you had a crush on since you were a kid. Things get even more bizarre when more factors get added in.

((Yes, this is a thelonelyisland reference to the motherlover video. I have no shame writing this!

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