A/N: Hey, chicks and dudes, it's I, UriGellersBane, with another Warframe fanfiction! This is part three of my Vauban X Protea trilogy, and it's where we finally see what happened after Vauban got his gal, and disappeared through the malfunctioned Oriken Gate. I wanna give a big thank you to my beta reader and clan mate, Mick, for writing the sex scene in this story. Now, let us see how Roswell really happened!
It was a quiet morning in Roswell, America, as a farmer poured milk into his bowl of home-maid cornflakes. He was a corn farmer, you see, as was his father, and his fathers father. Outside, a cow mood, and the breeze caused his front porch to groan and creek.
"I sure hope that the Nazis don't win the war" he said, thumbing through his newspaper, and leaning back in his pastic bucket seat. Outside, a aeroplane zoomed past, causing his porch door to bang open. Then, there was a sudden bang. He rushed over the window, and stared in amazement. There was a massive glowing archway in his field, and it was massive. The farmer grabbed his gun, a well-worn AK-47, and rushed out into the field. Aiming down his iron sights, he walked towards the massive white glowing portal.
He reached out to touch the white surface, which looked like it was maid from ceramic, when suddenly another boom sounded. Some gunfire zoomed out of the other side of the portal from the farmer, and killed one of his crop plants. Then, a massive triangular vessel flew through the other side, and crashed in his field. The farmer approached slowly. The craft was roughly triangular, all curvy and angular, and had a pair of tentacles sticking out of the back. It was apinted white and gold, and had a weird symbol like a lotus emblazoned on the top. The farmer rushed back into the house, and called his friend bob, who was in the military.
"Bob, you must come. A UFO has crashed in my crop field. I think it might win the US the war."
Area 51, Las Vegas
The president walked into the large hangar, followed by his chief of staff.
"Well, is it alien or Nazi?"
No sir said the chief scientist. "it's definitely alien. The germans are too evil to make something like this".
The craft was floating in the middle of the room, landing ramp down, and was surrounded by bleeping machines and vats of chemicals. Labcoats stood around the craft, scribbling on their clipboard, and waving weird devices all over the hull.
"It is beyond our science, sir. It is bigger on the inside, and we cannot find any controls to operate it. There are holograms of some sort, and we found these weapons".
The scientist showed the president a table on which a lot of guns and blades were stacked.
"This one is of particular interest. It shoots laser beams, which converge on a target, and kill it dead. This one is also cool. It fires buzzsaws. This katana is on fire. This is a collapsible axe and shield. This is a powerful handgun. This is a whip with spinny blades. This is a massive broadsword made from a material we cannot identify. Oh, and look over here. Here are the aliens".
On another table were two strange humanoids and a pair of metallic objects. One of them had a forehead that jutted out like a peaked cap, had six illuminated nipples down its chest, and had a pronged chin. The other was a figure that looked like a knight, but middle eastern. The two metallic objects looked like a cross, but had a eye and a tail.
"This one is male or something. It's skin is some sort of leather cladding, but it's stronger than anything on this world. We think it's the spacesuit or some shit. The other one is female, and it is the same. These things are robots of some kind, we think they have energy shields of some kind and can replenish the shields of these aliens".
"Are they human? Could the Naxis have made them yo trick us?"
"No, they are not human. They are some kind of zombie robot. I call them Warframes".
"Can they win the war for us?"
"Yes, possibly. We'd have to convive them that we're not hostile".
The president thought for a bit, and then ordered that the two warframes be put in a observation room together, and that they be given every luxury imaginable on earth. When Vauban and Protea awoke, it was several hors later.
"Oh Vauban, were are we?" said protea sexily. "I'm scared."
"don't worry, dear Protea, I'll protect you. First, let's make sure that the crash didn't ruin our love."
Vauban summoned one of his rollers, and spun it up. He then used it to carras Protea's vagine, rubbing I gently around the purple lips. When it was all stimulated by the electrical damage, he then pulled out his throbbing six inch dick, which was tipped with a electrical proble. He rammed it into her ass, and then her vagina.
"Oh, oh ohoh" screamed protea.
Then the military broke through the door, and interrupted them.
"Make way for the America president" said the soldiers.
"My friends, welcome to earth. We need you to fight the nazis, will you help us?"
Vauabn thought about it. "Yes, we will. But we will need you to let us go home through the corn field portal once we're done."
The president agrees, and the two warframes wrre sent to Berlin, where Hitler was about to launch a attack on Washington.
"Kill them!" said Hitler, strangling a nearby jew in anger. "Then bring me some wine and chips"
The two Warframe prepared to ight a nazi hoard
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