I do not own MHA, but if I did I would become an even bigger troll.
I also don't own anything make reference to.
"Well this is, very interesting," the doctor said looking at an X-ray of a child's foot. He had to double check to see if anything went wrong, but nope he was correct.
"What is it," asked a light-orange haired man sitting next to his green haired son. This man was Hisashi Midoriya, an accountant. His son was Izuku Midoriya, a four year old.
"Well by all means, he should be quirkless," the doctor said "but, he has those fox ears and tail." Izuku wasn't really paying attention and he was messing around with his tail, trying to holding in place.
"What does that mean?" Izuku asked finally holding his tail in place, for three seconds "does that mean I can't be a hero?"
"No, Izuku you'll be the best hero," Hisashi said rubbing Izuku head, flattening his ears, leaving Izuku smiling.
"Well, what was your wife's quirk again? I can't find her record," the doctor asked.
"A simple fox mutation quirk, like Izuku," Hisashi stated "nothing special. At all."
"Well, I guess the pinkie toe thing doesn't work all the time," the doctor sighed "just let us know if anything else changes."
Hisashi always wanted a simple life. Get a nice job, marry a strong willed wife, maybe have kids, but instead of all that. Life blasted the troll song on repeat the moment he meet Inko.
Hisashi was a 26 at the time, out on a drinking binge with his friends. But it was more him making sure his friend, Masaru, didn't do anything stupid because Hisahsi didn't just hold his liquor, he swore to bare the burden of the brewery upon his back with the amount he could drink.
"Hisashi, buddy, let's do some shots," Masaru drunkenly said.
"Masaru, you have had a dozen too many your getting water," Hisashi pointed out.
"No, I can handle more than-," he was about to say 'you,' but fell face first onto the bar table, passed out.
"Dumbass," Mitsuki said not even batting an eye "not it."
"Oh no, I took him home last time," Hisashi stated "You're it."
"But the dumbass always say 'I love you more than pie' when I put him in bed," Mitsuki said "it's weird."
"He does that do everyone, even the taxi driver," Hisashi said.
"Fine then," Mitsuki put Masaru on her shoulder "have fun drink alone for the rest of the night."
She carried him out the door, while Masaru drunkenly say "take me home dragon lady, guard me like treasure."
"What's their deal?" Said a women sitting next to Hisashi. She had long green hair and eyes and a very beautiful smile. It was the first thing Hisashi saw about her and remembers the most.
"Just a dumbass and a potential world dictator falling in love," Hisashi said taking a gulp from his cup. He didn't stop until he needed a refill.
"Damn, how much can you drink?" She asked.
"You don't want to know," Hisashi laughed.
"Bet," Inko stated placing down a 10000 yen note. The entire bar immediately turned their heads, knowing Hisashi's Liver could be classified as his second quirk or an adamantine liver. Only one other person could drink as much as he could and this person last name wasn't Kobayashi.
"All right, I'll take that bet, what's your name," Hisashi stated slamming down the same amount.
"Inko and if you win, I'll let you take me home," She smiled "but if I win, I'll take you home."
"Hisashi Midoriya, I'll prepare the pull out," he smiled.
One drink contest later
"Koooon," Inko said spilling her drink.
"Not even the best heroes can out drink me," Hisashi slammed the glass mug on the counter "I even made Endeavor pass out when he challenged me." He then looked over to the drunk Inko was was now looking at him. "Are you ok?" Inko was now leaning over too Hisashi with a weird look on her face. She then fell face first in to his chest passed out and she started to purr. As she purred two large fox like ears popped out of her head. "Ok, she need some help," Hisashi looked for a purse, but found nothing. She also didn't have any pockets in her dress either.
Hisashi had to pay for her drinks too, because the money she placed down was gone and replaced with old leaves. "You owe me big time," Hisashi said as he carried her on his back.
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"Ow my head," Inko woke up in a bed alone, still wearing what she was wearing yesterday. In Hisashi bedroom, which he let her sleep in as he took the couch. He was raised to not be a perverted hound.
"Good morning," Hisashi opened the door holding a plate of food and a glass of water. Inko covered her ears quickly and made a small growl.
"Not so loud," she growled baring her teeth.
"Here, I got something to help your head," Hisashi placed a glass of water and some pill to help her headache. "So feeling dumb challenging someone who could out drink a god if he meet one," Hisashi said.
"How did you do it," Inko said gulping down the pills and the water.
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe a god blessed my liver," Hisashi patted his stomach "doctors don't know either."
"No I mean how did you break my spell," Inko said as a tail popped out and pointed up like she was try to intimidate him.
"What?" Hisashi said.
A puff a smoke appeared around Inko and she was now dressed like a shrine maiden and 7 more tails popped out of her.
"How did you break through my spell," Inko yelled "no mortal can even drink a sip without feeling a little bit topsy. And why the hell aren't you freaking out, I'm an angry Kitsune for crying out loud."
"Because your using an illusion quirk," Hisashi smack her on top of her head "that my have worked for my grandad. But I'm not scared of something pretend."
"The hell are those, I wasn't in the mortal world only 200 years ago, humans didn't have anything called illusion quirks," Inko said rubbing her head.
"What?" Hisashi said.
Inko was a Kitsune, a powerfully old one at that. Inko had to show him a few more Kitsune powers until he believed him. Hisashi thought for a moment he finally had one two many and was seeing thing, but then he realized his Liver would have prevented that. Hisashi also informed Inko what quirks were. Basically superpowers. And brought her up to speed of what happened with a quick YouTube video.
"So much has changed that quickly," Inko said "I missed a lot."
"Must be quite the shock," Hisashi said drinking some coffee "I have to ask, do you think quirks come around because of magic?"
"No, if it did it would have happened since humans were created," Inko stated "This world seems interesting, I might stay."
"Well you can't stay here," Hisashi said ready to get dressed "I got to get to work, so please leave."
Hisashi job was boring, but most jobs were. He was an accountant for Jigokumeguri System Engineering Inc and he worked long days. Most used his money he earned to save in the bank. As the clock struck 8PM, he would head home or go get some dinner or drinks.
"You know, you think working there for 200 years you actually get promoted," Kobayashi, a work colleague/drinking buddy said. Around the time quirks came around, she was accidentally give immortality. As it turns out, if given immortality, a human would be doing the same thing they would do if they were plain old mortal just for a longer period of time.
"Must be Boring to work at the same job for more than a life time," Hisashi joked "why do you still work there, aren't you like one of the richest people in the world."
"I got nothing better to do."
"Yo Hisashi," Inko said, surprising Hisashi. Standing next to her was Tohru. Either Kobayashi wife, girlfriend, friend, maid, housemate, or [CENSORED] Hisashi was alway confused by the relationship.
"Inko? How did you find where I work," Hisashi asked annoyed at her.
"Hmm, let me guess- I followed you, dah," Inko said "you pick your nose a lot while on a computer."
"How did I not notice you," Hisashi asked.
"I can turn invisible and float up to your window," Inko said.
"Never do that," Hisahsi said.
"Are you a dragon?" Kobayashi asked, like it was nothing.
"HA, no I am a Kitsune," Inko looked at her annoyed "I almost have nine tails so you better build me a shrine sooner or later."
"Come one Kobayashi, does she really look like a dragon," Tohru said "she obviously weaker than me."
"I can almost Challenge gods," Inko smiled "I'm not some two tailed prankster."
"You wanna go?" Tohru yelled. Hisahsi had to guess, if was in some sort of weird anime, there would be a violent aura around the two.
"Oh, sorry I meet too many dragon, when I see something that isn't human I guess dragon," Kobayashi apologize like she called the wrong number.
"Wait, dragons," Hisashi asked trying to wrap his head around this "like the ones you hear in old tales? One that are gods."
"Somewhat, Tohru is more western," Kobayashi said "but I have known some one from all around the world."
"We have a lot to tell you," Inko said "wanna get some dinner."
-Bar-
"Kon," Inko said drunkenly, failing to use the same spell on Kobayashi.
"You think you could out drink me?" Kobayashi said taking a big gulp "I'm a god Damn queen of drinking."
"So your a dragon," Hisashi asked Tohru while he drank some water.
"Yep," Tohru smiled sitting next to Kobayashi.
"So, how much of the world is actually magical?" Hisashi asked "I kinda wanna meet a wizard now."
"It hard to tell really, most magical creatures have been showing up more and more ever since quirks popped up," Tohru said "but it's still a small perception."
"So how did Kobayashi get immortality, I don't think a quirk did it now," Hisashi starred at a drunkenly yelling Kobayashi.
"Yeah, it was magic," Tohru sighed.
"Kanna found a peach and Tohru baked me a pie," Kobayashi said "I'm now going to outlive all you." She then took another swig of her drink.
"Hic—ashi," Inko said looking at him weird then falling face first into his chest. She fell asleep on him again.
"God damn it," Hisashi sighed "can you take her to your place."
"Sorry, but she not a dragon and I don't know her," Tohru smiled lifting up a drunk Kobayashi.
"And of course I have to sleep on the couch again," Hisashi groaned putting the drunk Inko in his bed again.
"Come, sleep, me" Inko muttered closing her eyes.
"I barely know you, and I'm afraid you drain my life force," Hisashi said.
"No hic, won't," Inko smiled.
"Good night," Hisashi said grabbing a change of clothes.
After he got changed, he laid down on the couch, ready to go to sleep. 'Well, I think Im going crazy or all the alcohol is checking up to me,' Hisashi thought. As he was about to go to sleep, he felt someone lay on top of him. Inko curled up on top of him and fell fast asleep.
"Screw it," Hisashi sighed, to tied to do anything. He put his arms to hold Inko in place, and fell fast asleep.
Hisashi woke up to the sound of his door opening. "Morning Hisashi," Masaru said happily opening the door.
"Wha-what time is it," Inko sleepily yawned sitting up from Hisashi.
"Oh, finally got yourself a girlfriend," Masaru said "didn't know fox girls where your type."
"We are not dating," Hisashi sighed "she got drunk and she has no where else to stay."
"Not if I have anything to say," Inko smiled getting off of Hisashi.
"Why can't I know normal people," Hisashi sighed.
"Why is having an extra pink toe is weird dad," Izuku asked as they got home from the doctors.
"It's complicated Izuku," Hisashi said leaning on the door "it's about your mother." Izuku immediately got happy as his ears pearled up and his tail wagged. Hisashi rarly brought up Inko with Izuku, mostly because he was still young.
"Your mother, was special," Hisashi sat Izuku down on the couch "like you." Hisashi tickled Izuku stomach making him laughed. "There is a reason I have Mrs. Tohru babysit you more than Mitsuki," Hisahsi sighed "you do not have a quirk."
"But I have a fox tail, and I can make fire," Izuku held out his hand as blue fire floated above it.
"Izuku, your mother was also quirkless," Hisashi said "because she wasn't human."
"But I'm a human," Izuku looked confused.
"Izuku, Your mother was a Kitsune."
"Like they stories you tell to me?"
"Yep, your a half-Kitsune, but Izuku this is a secret. A super secret. You can't tell anyone unless I say it is ok."
"Can I tell Kachan?"
"I'm sorry Izuku, but you can't tell him."
"Awww." Izuku said looking down putting his head in his dad chest "why."
"It's a special secret, you can tell him one day. But not now, you two are still young."
"Does being half-Kitsune mean I can't be a hero."
"Izuku, you'll be a great hero. I promise you."
Izuku leaned against his father happily, then a question came to his mind "dad, when can I see mom?"
Hisashi did not know how to answer that question.
So I'm writing another fanfic. Don't worry I'll probably definitely going continue writing Twin Flame, I just want to expain my writing skills with other works. So Kobayashi character won't have big impact on the plot, they're mostly there as cameos. But expect a few other class 1-A members to have some sort of magical connection.
Also expect some unexpected ships.
Also All For One isn't Izuku's dad in this, I like that theory but I wanted to write a single dad story raising his son.