Our story opens at Party Town inside Pauly D the Mummy's home. Pauly D is a member of rock band Iron Titan, also known as the Party Town Rock Squad, alongside lead singer Mel the Mummy, bassist Goth Boy, backup guitarists Chaz McFreely and Travis Scott, and drummer Buddy.
The boys were checking out their new harnesses for their upcoming concert.
Mel: Awesome! These harnesses will be great for our next concert!
Chaz: Yeah, it's always cool when we rock out hanging from wires 20 feet above the stage!
Mel: (turning to the others) Remember to go to the bathroom before we're in midair… This is an indoor venue. This time we can't blame any mishaps on the rain…
Chaz, Travis, Goth Boy, and Buddy, the latter two in particular, had rather ashamed looks on their faces, and they nodded their heads acknowledging Mel.
Pauly D: You know, it's kind of a waste just to use these harnesses for a concert. I mean, I can think of some cool stuff we could be doing with them right now!
Pauly looked up to see his friends sporting rather mischievous grins on their faces as he'd said this.
Pauly: You guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Buddy: Awwwwwwwww yeah!
Cut to a few hours later that day, where Pauly was hanging from the ceiling, wearing an astronaut suit.
Pauly: You said you were thinking what I was thinking!
They were not at all thinking what he was thinking. Goth Boy, Chaz, and Travis had put on matching basketball uniforms with a hoop to boot, Mel was wearing an old school superhero outfit, complete with cape, and Buddy was wearing…something else.
Pauly: I was thinking astronauts!
Chaz: Why would we be astronauts when we can slam dunk for the first time ever?!
Chaz attempted to do so but missed the hoop, and the ball bounced off the rim and onto the floor in the living room.
Chaz: (reaching for the ball) A little help?
Mel: You guys completely wasted your opportunity to become superheroes!
Mel pressed a button, and the fan below him turned on as the harness brought him completely vertical, where he took a classic superhero flying pose.
Mel: My family has a long history of being superheroes! Or trying to be, anyway. My great uncle Nigel leaped off a tall building, and actually flew like this…for 7 seconds!
Just then, Pauly's best friend (who he might or might not have had a small crush on), DJ Candy Supergroove, walked into the room through the back door, ducking under Mel, who pressed the button again to bring himself back to normal.
Pauly: Oh, hey, Candy.
Candy: Let me guess. You had wires, someone said "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?", then you were shocked to discover you were in different costumes, even though you all went to the costume store together.
Pauly: Yeah, that was actually spot on.
All the guys agreed, giving DJ Candy props for figuring it out, causing her to giggle a little.
Candy: Anyway, I'm happy to announce that DJ Candy is officially running for President of the Citizens' Board.
The guys: Yay!
Candy: I JUST have to beat Chace.
The guys: Yeesh…
DJ Candy felt a little offended by this.
Mel: With all due respect, Candy, there's no way you're beating Chace. He's almost as tall and handsome as Super Mel.
Mel took a cheesy superhero pose with his hands on his hips, causing Candy and Pauly to roll their eyes.
Buddy: Yeah, he's captain of the town's football team, homecoming king, voted Best Hair in Town 2 years running… The dude's got it going on!
Goth Boy: Yeah, he does! Look at this picture of him!
Goth Boy dropped Travis's wallet that he was holding to DJ Candy, who looked at it, then looked up.
Candy: Travis, why do you have a picture of Chace in your wallet?
Travis: Um…it came with the wallet…
Seeing the looks he got from everyone else, he continued.
Travis: It's definitely not because I wish I was as cool as him, because I am!
Pauly: Man, I hate Chace! He's been President of the Citizens' Board for the past 2 years. And no one runs against him because he's unbeatable.
Mel: Exactly! If you never try, you never fail!
Pauly gave Mel an incredulous look, while Mel rubbed his bandage-covered forehead.
Mel: I wish my superhero uncle Nigel had lived by that creed. His last words wouldn't have been, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, boy, this is a long f-ooh!"
Mel winced as he finished, indicating what was his uncle Nigel's fate.
Buddy: I don't care what anyone says, Candy. I think you can win!
Candy: Aww, thanks, flying pig!
Buddy: I'm not a flying pig. That would be totally ridiculous. I am a human piñata.
Mel: Human piñata? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Buddy: Awwwwwwwww yeah!
Cut to a few moments later, where Candy and the guys were whacking Buddy with rubber bats.
Buddy: Ow! Ow! That is NOT what I was thinking! OWWW!
Just then, like a regular piñata, actual candy fell from Buddy.
Everyone else: CANDY! YEAH!
They all cheered and tried to get down and reach the candy but bumped their heads into each other. They cheered again and tried again with the same result, then tried again a 3rd time…with the same result.
TheDemon166 presents: Adventures of the Party Town Rock Squad
Episode: Partygate